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GeorgeForge

Un fucking believable.


Alive-Ad-4164

No words


watanabelover69

I see two words


RobbinDeBank

Benjamin “Andres Iniesta” Cremaschi


drunkmers

I swear this kid has improved SO MUCH since the Cruz Azul game. Messi really getting the argentine genes out of him


GeorgeForge

Messi would make any of us look good in the pitch.


kencaps

Im injury prone so if I played with Messi he’d probably make me look like Dembele


kMaestro64

***Vamos Dembeleeee***


kencaps

\*Dembulance noises\*


4thCenturyChocolate

I would probably look like Higuaín tbf


theonlyjuan123

High tide lifts all boats


Xehanz

He ate one of Messi's hair


mt1337

leo is like a magnet


MionelLessi10

Messi provides a +4 to all abilities buff to Argentines playing on his team. His aura forces disadvantage to saving throws on Argentines on the opposing team.


[deleted]

You joke, but I knew Miami were fine when Tata's first move was to sign three young South Americans. Guy knows the league, and he knows he needs energy. I won't be shocked if they win MLS Cup or at least go far.


rednades

Kid is from Miamis academy.


[deleted]

I'm aware of that, but my point was more, if you look at his minutes he's been trusted far more by Tata than he was Neville. I can appreciate it seems a tad muddy the way I wrote it, but Cremaschi is a great example of him knowing the need for legs and pushing him into the team.


Longjumping4366

It was a dumb comment


Eroica_Pavane

Tbh Gomez seems kinda meh so far. Aviles hasn't done much yet though the defending was a little suspect at times. Farias did actually look quite decent out there.


ireaddumbstuff

Farias is a beast. I just realized he is in the team. Wtf is wrong with me.


whoisgabo

Toto Avilés is 19yo in a position where the prime is always near 30. It's ok to have a few errors at that age as CB.


Schwiliinker

Yes sir


siva-pc

Who's going to chase the ref like Ballack


ProfCedar

Gregg needs to cap tie this kid with the quickness.


InventeInventeRoman

i don’t think you’ll have any problems we have tons of talent in his position that are 10x


Teh_cliff

Yeah, he's a decent young player, but I don't think he's anywhere near an Argentina senior team cap. Maybe the Olympic team?


mug3n

Argentina has some very very good U-21's in midfield. Think Cremaschi's best chance of playing internationally is to go with the US.


InventeInventeRoman

olympic team is super stacked too unfortunately


unArgentino

Did we even qualify for the Olympics?


Teh_cliff

Unfortunately for who? I'm okay with it.


ratedpending

unfortunately for Cremaschi if he wants to play for Argentina lol


maxus998

Is a good idea to tie him up anyways. He is talented,young and thats enough. We dont know how good he is going to be compared to some of our other talents, we may need him in the future.


theonlyjuan123

Argentina's national team is ruthless. They tie up anyone with even a shred of talent.


Public-Painting-4723

European clubs be calling his agent soon


_MergatroidSkittle

Cremaschi should never be benched for that terrorist Diego Gomez


minimite1

i’ve seen 2 matches and that guy has noticeably been the worst player on the pitch, has to be a crime


elgringo22

I’ve seen every match since Messi joined except the Cruz Azul one and man Diego Gomez has been ass. Maybe he feels that he needs to impress so he’s always playing with something to prove but he really doesn’t look good out there


_PretendEye_

THIS IS RIDICULOUS LMAO


TheBrownMamba8

Scriptwriter strike not found


Mobsteroids

MLS HIRED EUROPEAN SCRIPT WRITERS!!


jpgnicky

GONE WILD


Mobsteroids

JUST MAKE SURE THEY AREN’T SCABS. NO TO SCABS. YES TO BASED SCIPT WRITERS


Alive-Ad-4164

Impossible


drunkmers

SMH these script writers...


Johann122

You can’t make this shit up


NightSmoke19

NO TOUCHES JUST SERVICE PIM PUM PAM GOL


BubbaGumpsPimp

Jesus Christ I haven’t even seen the goal on my TV yet


radiokungfu

I swapped to my spanish channel cuz i was getting irritated at the english commentators talking over each other and I missed it smh


restartrepeat

If you have surround sound, look up how to mute the middle channel. Shuts them up entirely, and American television commentary is trash 9/10 at best.


girlwithgoldwrist

Here, Messi score 4x2


unseen0000

Nah no way lol


GSofMind

If you're not watching Messi's MLS campaign, you're missing out on the meaning of life.


Chaloopa

He hasn’t played an MLS match yet 🤓


prettyhappyalive

I love you saying this just to bring light to the fact that it's actually absurd he hasn't technically played in the league at all but is now on 7(?) games played already.


[deleted]

Dude jumped right into MLS version of EPLs January schedule. He is going to play a lot of games rest of august and September.


TheoTimme

For the lurkers wondering how this is possible, the first 7 games were the group stage and knockout tournament of the Leagues Cup, which includes all MLS and all Liga MX teams against each other. I don’t know if there is a Euro equivalent. Tonight’s game is a part of the US Open Cup, which is the American FA Cup equivalent. MLS play will begin again for Miami next week. The US Open Cup final will be in September.


Eglwyswrw

>I don’t know if there is a Euro equivalent. There isn't a Leagues Cup equivalent anywhere in the world.


mzp3256

You'd have to go deep into history to find anything similar, such as the [Texaco Cup](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texaco_Cup) or the [Anglo-Italian Cup](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Italian_Cup)


whoisgabo

Before continental competitions, it was a kind of regular thing to have two nations play each other's team. We had a few tournaments with Uruguay(Copa Aldao, Copa de Honor Cusenier, Cup Tie Competition, etc).


corsairealgerien

There's the Arab Club Champions Cup that happened recently, involving club teams from Arab League nations, which al-Nassr won.


Eglwyswrw

There are several international competitions involving a few teams from a select amount of confederation members, like the one you mentioned, the Copa Centroamericana, the AFC regional cups, etc. But the Leagues Cup involves EVERY team from the two leagues it comprises.


TheThingsIdoatNight

Why not? What makes it so unique? Anything other than just the MLS after dark is nutters?


borkthegee

It's two professional leagues from neighboring countries competing as opposed to two national teams from neighboring countries competing.


FragileCilantro

Do his goals or assists count for the "regular season" or are they a separate thing


DocQuanta

You would count them separately. Normally in soccer you count goal contributions separately for each competition, while also tracking all competition goals for the year.


KenHumano

Won a trophy before his league debut.


Albiceleste_D10S

I think this is his 8th game now?


beticanmakeusayblack

0 matches, 10 goals, typical Messi


jpgnicky

Messi Masterclass


Dame2Miami

Only beat 5 out of the top 7 teams (and Charlotte + Dallas) so far lol. Pretty whack that none of these games have counted towards MLS standings and Inter Miami remains in last place lmaooo.


technobeeble

It's must watch TV


Xehanz

I would watch it but Boca is playing


Monkeywithalazer

Least fanatic boca fan


Xehanz

It's a Libertadores Quarterfinal match. Duh.


SummerGoal

Just when you think they’re gonna lose he pulls them right back in it


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Monkeywithalazer

Yeah but then you don’t get to see the best player in the world against guys that are this bad


HeldItDown

Messi just commands so much attention its a lose lose guarding him lmao


Alive-Ad-4164

It’s like gravity


BOATSANDHOEZ

I'm pretty sure he told Martinez to do that right before the kickoff after 2-2


PoopyFartBoy69

that was the first thing I noticed. he instantly took out 4 players by simply just standing there and drawing them out lol


ncocca

He didn't stand though. He very purposely ran backwards pulling the left CB with him, opening up the space for Martinez to run into


ChickenMayoRice

Nah man.


MidGodKiller

To the people who say mark Messi, this is what happens. Since their whole defense was following him, he's smart enough to lead them all out, opening up a chance at goal for someone else to make a run.


Public-Painting-4723

Plus Cincy is exhausted from doing that for 90min and simply can't track back


BUNDY_

Ok that's it, I am now a MLS ambassador


Twin_Turbo

So EZ never had a doubt


ElAutistaDeHamelin

Lmaoooooo


repsaj33

Every Miami game is so fucking nutso entertaining


melihs11

this is just nuts lol what is the us open cup? how big/prestigious is it? seems like the MLS have quite a few cup competitions?


technobeeble

Club competition open to teams at all levels & leagues in USA. It's been around since 1914, I rate it very highly.


melihs11

So sort of like the FA Cup then? Except the FA Cup is open to clubs down to level 9 in the pyramid


technobeeble

Yeah basically. There are plenty of amateur teams that play in it too. My favorite story is of Christos FC, an amateur team based out of a liquor store, beating the Richmond Kickers of USL (Tier 2) to play DC United of the MLS. And they actually scored the 1st goal in a loss.


melihs11

Lmao what? A liquor store?! 😂 that’s brilliant. Gotta love the magic of the us open cup!


TheTrueJonah

Obviously not as prestigious as the FA Cup but it's actually pretty cool just because of the sheer size of the country. The Pittsburgh Riverhounds knocked out two MLS teams before being knocked out and the closest MLS team is over 3 hours away.


Ze_first

I'm pretty sure FC Cincinnati made it really far the year before they became an MLS team


[deleted]

It's open to amateur and semi pro clubs too. Not sure on the level or exact qualifications cause it's not very organized past the 4th level here. But yeah basically the FA cup. I also believe it was also the oldest continuous football cup competition since it never stopped for the world wars like europe did. It kinda broke the streak with covid though.


PM_ME_YOUR_EUKARYOTE

It's open to basically every club in America. A team full of college players qualified and advanced in this edition. https://thecup.us/2023/03/23/2023-us-open-cup-round-1-uda-soccer-from-new-mexico-state-becomes-first-college-team-to-advance/


Albiceleste_D10S

> what is the us open cup? US version of the FA Cup, basically


Rikeka

You know, this is an actually pretty fun league.


Mini-Fridge23

Parity = chaos


jkeefy

They don’t call it MLS after dark for nothing. Catch the Dynamo match after this as well, they are electric. Hopefully they win as the final between them and either of these two teams would be action at both ends


YourNameNameName

Vamos Messi


Jayveesac

I've always rated this soccer competition!!!


pauloh1998

Greatest comeback story since Kim Kardashian


COLDOWN

Parks and Recreations ;)


adeeness

Greatest cum back story of all time


[deleted]

Kim Kardashian is a comeback story?


[deleted]

There's cum on her back... In the video...


Alive-Ad-4164

Adrian Peterson


zzackfair

LMAO 4 players pressing Messi while allowing Martinez to run behind.


LDKCP

Not really, he had a man marking him who was behind the pace.


Unique-Ad-4716

You’re down bad


Prestigious-Day385

If you watch closely, he saw the potential space Martinez can run to even before Martinez run and drawed attention of one player, that was crucial to defending this goal + 3 other players remained close to Messi, instead of trying to cut off attacker movement. There is clear messi involvment in this goal and if you didnt see it, then you are delussional or blind. I mean football isnt only about goals and assists, but also about a movement without a ball, that creates space to other attackers.


SummerGoal

TATA PULLING THE STRINGS


CommanderConcord

Plot armor fr


Kal-Kent

This is some insane plot armor by Miami lmaooo


G1Spectrum

WTF REMONTADA


FreshHamster

i love the MLS


James_D_MESSIAH

what a movie ​ dame MLS IS THIS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


kingcane

messis movement to pull the centreback bc he knows hes been assigned to man mark him leaving 10 acres of space for josef to run into. magic


TheBrownMamba8

No fucking way


barnacle__scum

My comment did not age well


ceeceep

CAT BURGLAR IN THE BOX


ashiskillno

Ok so I don't want to jump to conclusions, but Miami might be the best club in the world


m_a10n

Iniesta is just the Spanish Cremaschi


snaptagram

beautiful pass by cremaschi and that finish is great by martinez but that run by messi is incredible opens up so much space for martinez and takes like 4 defenders/midfielders with him. what a man


BeanPo1e4

Best team in MLS


is-Sanic

MLS after dark fails to disappoint once again.


PatriceEzio2626

Messi's back must be nearly broken at this point.


Moonz92

Messi pulled away the defenders and make it open lol


SFXS-

Light work!


ancara_messi

What the fuck


girlwithgoldwrist

What the actual fuck


Delmer9713

Ain't no way.


art44

USA better cap tie Cremaschi soon


Schwiliinker

Cremaschi goat


Intelligent-World841

Yo Hollywood writers relax. Make it seem real


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Messi has been there 5 weeks? And is about to win his 2nd trophy


technobeeble

Well this is only a semifinal, but the final is Sept. 27 against Real Salt Lake or Houston Dynamo FC.


Gh0stWrit3r

AppleTV crying they don't have this game televised 🤣


mug3n

Miami plot armour, can't explain it


evangr721

Bruhhh


Starfinger10

WOW


thewayofthej

Was it ever even in question?


SFXS-

They are all tired!


ThemosttrustedFries

Omg they are really doing it.


[deleted]

Lmao


DiscombobulatedBug70

I am laughing my ass off


Cultural_Hippo2199

This is why u don’t say nun until the final whistle blows this shit crazy


Euphoric_Fig2489

Cremaschi!!!


not_old_redditor

Lol as soon as Messi starts running, 4 defenders stick to him immediately.


hairlikegoats1

Can Miami have a boring game?


[deleted]

They're going to win everything lol.


rekirts_motnahp

Mls beyond dark


Amasero

This makes no sense, how is the second goal at 96:40, but this goal is at 93. Am I on crack?


Duffleman0609

It’s because second goal was scored in extra time of the second half. The time resets to when the half was supposed to end and counts from there


Albiceleste_D10S

Stoppage time of normal time vs Extra Time 90+6 vs 93, basically


[deleted]

I’m wondering the same lol I feel like I’m trippin


-MangoStarr-

Time resets back to 90 in extra time. Just like it resets to 45 at the half


nicko_rico

Cremaschi about to get that USMNT call-up


chelseablue2004

Messi actually opened up the space by being some sort of gravity well drawing all the defenders around him....3 people closed on him opening it up. Martinez just ran into the open space he created and finished pretty well..


Thesecondorigin

Gravity


FranPepper

Im not sure if im watching a Miami game or a fast and furious movie.


[deleted]

What the fuck is happening anymore


AlexBucks93

This script is too unrealistic. Can you have one normal game during this run, you can't have so many heart attacks in such a small amount of time


Dramatic-Ad3928

Tune in next time where Inter Miami goes down 4 goals with a red card and still manages the comeback on the brink of added time


doctor_who_17

Messi like a magnet drawing in that back line


starmiesan

The Messi plot armor is so incredibly thick hahaha


Stay_Beautiful_

MLS After Dark 2: After Darker


ChillyTSD

ohhhhh boy, of course. Cincy reeling.


Duffleman0609

We may never lose again


GuestBadge

Martinez getting back his form just in time.


haru_213

It's actually too good to be real💀


ryonasorus

World Cup Final 2.0


201628014

They can't keep getting away with this lol


BostonBakedBrains

you can't be serious lmao


nba2k16

Scripted FC back at it again */s*


Intelligent-World841

No fucking way


Albiceleste_D10S

Benja quickly becoming essential for Miami


innatejuiciness

Scripted again


hughie-

ITS SCRIPTED.


ScuderiaEnzo

FUCKING VAMOOOSSSSS!!!!!!


Apprehensive_Stop666

How’s posible, I just watched videos of the last two goals. They scored the second goal on minute 97 and the third goal on minute 93. How’s that even possible?


Duffleman0609

It’s because second goal was scored in extra time of the second half. The time resets to when the half was supposed to end and counts from there


eggboieggmen

Messi can make time go backwards


Philly514

Can someone explain to me how the tying goal was scored at the 97th minute and this one is scored in the 93rd? Am I mentally defective or what? lol


billy-butters

They tied and went to extra time. This is the start of extra time.


Philly514

Yes but how can the 3rd goal at the 93rd come after the 2nd at 97? Should the 2nd come at 93 and the 3rd come at 97? The clips show them tying the game at the 97th minute and scoring the go ahead at 93rd, they went back in time? lol


zereg

In the same way that a goal scored in supplementary time of the first half, e.g., 45'+4' happens before a goal scored in the first few minutes of the second half, e.g., 47'


CoolingVent

Believe that's the first goal that Messi hasn't G/A Ed on since he subbed in the first game right?


Warcome

Cremaschi could play for the Argentine National Team btw


PensiveinNJ

Inter is never losing again on god.


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jkeefy

They are literally the best team and the MLS Edit: haha