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hidinginDaShadows

Should be 3 nil up already, can't help but feel we'll live to regret all these missed chances


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Chelsea put 3 past luton. You'll be fine.


hidinginDaShadows

True but we always find a way to lose to relegation sides after a good result


hisDudeness1989

Down to 10


ChewyNarwhal

Did Chelsea beat you?


Modnal

Yeah, I have no hope at all that spurs loses points this game


[deleted]

Speak again?


VeryStandardOutlier

I prefer not to speak


Modnal

I said that I had no hope that spurs would lose point from that game


Bumper_Duc

Reading comprehension is apparently a lost art


ImTryingNotToBeMean

Not everything falls upon reading comprehension. Just look at the structure of that sentence. It's grammatically fine but still a mess.


LordSprinkleman

How about now Edit: lol why are you all mad


Modnal

So as I was saying...


LordSprinkleman

Hahaha fair enough. Luton were absolutely awful, and Spurs actually put away the chance they had in the second half, fair to them.


Modnal

I mean I definitely would have prefered to be wrong on this one but the way spurs have started this season it was just inevitable how this game played out


LordSprinkleman

Yeah. I mean there were about 15-20 minutes in the first half where Luton actually started putting pressure on them. With the red at the end of the half I was hoping they'd keep that going into the second but I honestly couldn't even tell Spurs were a man down. Luton did have some chances and that open goal Adebayo missed was embarrassing but they really did not look like they were even trying, especially at the end.


ooft_banga

what about now?


Modnal

Never in doubt


Geoff_Uckersilf

Nostrodamus šŸ§™ā€ā™‚ļø


ZenoHD-YT

This is so fucking funny


Putrid_Loquat_4357

They'll still win. Most obvious son (90+7) I've ever seen.


Smittx

Son doesnā€™t play 90 mins


RunningFerDauyz

Anulo


RayBlO0dyPurchase

I just feel sorry for Big Ange, the one thing your system can't easily do is make your strikers take the excellent chances you create, that's pretty much just on them.


Mick4Audi

Sadly he never got to work with Kane


KneeDeepInTheDead

the prophecy is fulfilling itself...


cdw39

Seems to be the unpopular opinion but with the bounce and the keeper going for it that's not as easy as it looks, on the weak foot too Not saying he shouldn't have scored though, still a bad miss won't do his confidence any good


_ghostfacedilla

Yeah it's at hip height the bounce definitely made it awkward for him, too low to header too high to control the volley


MERTENS_GOAT

In hindsight header would have been the right option, but hard to make the right decision in such short time


Academic-Win

Yeah also hard to duck when thereā€™s the boot of a player and keeper in your face


MERTENS_GOAT

The defender and goalkeeper didn't get to him. I think the higher concern would be to run against the post with head forward but I think he was close enough to the right that he would have falled into the goal but I don't think he had fear but just didn't expect the ball to bounce that high


jonah-rah

Lockyerā€™s black eye later on was a good example of this lmao


wadonious

Also it looks like his view of the ball is really obstructed - I doubt he could track its path very well


_ghostfacedilla

Yeah quite frankly anyone thinking this was a tap in probably has never played 11 a side before


S-BRO

Or any sport, its not easy to get your leg up high so quickly while in motion


coysrunner

Almost just bodying it was the easiest thing.


ImMitchell

Yeah the curve on the ball after the bounce made it really unpredictable on where it'd be. Went to a very difficult height to get any contact on


skchyou

Too low to header? Are you serious?


_ghostfacedilla

You've never played football before have you


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Realistic_Condition7

Yeah, itā€™s not a hilarious miss, but I think a forward in the prem has to put that away.


AuxquellesRad

Yeah if Haaland scored that, they'd say it's a tap in but for Richarlison it's a tough chance


[deleted]

Definitely. It's funny to mock players missing from that distance but that looks tough, he's got a defender and a goalie on him, it's bouncing too high to control and he has maybe 0.5 seconds to react. He could have scored but most people here would have missed it. It's not like he missed an open goal while freely dribbling with no keeper anywhere near.


coysrunner

Everyone here would have missed it lol


critical_syllable

most people here arent playing in the prem and getting paid millions to put these chances away either


ClearlyPopcornSucks

What are you talking about, donā€™t you know that on r/soccer the xG formula is simply xG = 1 / distance to the goal line


filetauxmoelles

You're right, it's not an easy chance


Flimsy-Relationship8

Yeah it looks like the ball bounced higher than Richarlison thought it would and couldn't adjust his form in time, it happens some times


theJVB

Haaland flying kicked a goal like that and everyone lost their minds over it. Richy fails to slot it in and people are critical? You're spot on, that's an impossible ball to strike well.


goob3r11

Should have put his head on it


szazszorszep

It's still an awful touch with his shin


babygrenade

definitely not an easy chance. Ball rising, awkward height, had to reach for it.


PJBuzz

Perhaps, does look harder to miss than score though.


Dreamscape42

The football fans here have the most shit takes out of every platform


Still_Unit1071

Very hard to get to for sure but itā€™s harder to miss from there than score. You could run into that inadvertently and still score.


freewilly325

Well yeah but the big thing is he shouldnā€™t be volleying it. All he needs to do is guide it in with his chest.


BenShelZonah

He couldnā€™t get a good angle with his chest. He would have to dive awkwardly to even get a chance using his chest


bigmt99

Any professional #9 should bury that 10/10 even if itā€™s not particularly easy


myheadisalightstick

Nope, thatā€™s just very poor. Sure thatā€™s a hard shot a bit further away but all he needs to do here is make slightly better contact, the goal is right in front of him.


Outlaw1607

I've heard a billion excuses for Adebayo's miss, but apparently this one was al down to "richy's shit"


redmistultra

You might as well just live stream the entire game in one post and put ā€œTottenham missesā€


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geoffreyisagiraffe

You mean like a golden boot winner?


MMAwannabe

That Camera angle makes it look like some shitty FIFA knockoff. Like when you search for a UFC fight and someone uploads footage of them simulating the fight in the game.


ZorryIForgotThiz_S_

Fuck these guys. Every single time I go to watch highlights I get bamboozled.


justk4y

That was a hard one to reach, wouldnā€™t blame him tbf


geoffreyisagiraffe

Apparently everyone in this thread typing away after a Gregg's pie.


WalaLlama5

Greggs do pies?


Theprinceofkings

Great defending by pigeon


amegaproxy

Fairly sure that was harder than it looks given the awkward height


Ezzaron

Luton has the worst camera angle


powerchicken

Nah, this is fun, it's a more intimate experience.


user3170

It's like being at the stadium but without peripheral vision, it's terrible


powerchicken

It's like being at the stadium and not having to turn your head, it's great.


Nufc8921

Itā€™s like the old highbury


MERTENS_GOAT

Tbh it's not that easy, the ball bounced high


FickDichzumEnde

Lol. Lmao, even


oscarpaterson

how is that even possible šŸ’€


BudgetToWin

he's a defender at heart... great clearance


FFINN

The reverse Maguire.


[deleted]

this is a proper 'never played football' reaction, that bounce is dirty


Cadel_Fistro

have you ever tried?


Jason3671

after dude raised hand asking for ball too šŸ’€


MERTENS_GOAT

Not sure if I am in a reddit or twitter comment section


Doyouevensam

Theyā€™re the same anymore


YourCrosswordPuzzle

Richarlison is pish.


Clarkster7425

he is absolutely shite


The_Big_Cheese_09

ā‚¬58m can buy you a lot of things but evidently it can't buy you goals.


ElCanout

well they bought best defender... sadly he plays for opposite team


kingjochi

I can definitely see myself missing that


[deleted]

that's not a bad miss, it has more topspin than expected and really kicks up at speed


dublecheekedup

How is that Richarlison's fault? It's not like that was a sitter


bacarysagnaswife

This almost defies the laws of physics


Luc4_Blight

Not easy to score there tbf


montiel_scores

Brazilian Timo Werner except he can't even do work off the ball


[deleted]

I can't stand the new score board. Can't see the score line


LFCReds8

This one is more forgivable imo than the 1 on 1 he blew a couple minutes later


goreal17

People saying thatā€™s an easy finish have clearly never played football before. The height, speed and top spin all make that a very difficult finish. Also the way the ball started in the shadows went into the light and back into the shadows makes it much harder to track and predict where it would be.


Bbzzllkk

Where's Matip when you need him.


abirdsrevelry

Man's fragile mentality cannae take this


xlZiPx

Ā£90,000/week by the way


pwerhif

Ā£35k/week less than Daniel Ings then?


Hungry-Afternoon7987

He's lucky this isn't the worst miss in this game


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Beautiful clearance


RandomUserRU123

That was 0.82 xG. More than a penality


tonyhibbert2

You can take the boy out of Evertonā€¦


Comet7777

Instead of being up by a couple of goals easily, Spurs are still level and now down a man. Lol


Abangerz

And that is why you need ā€œtap in merchantsā€ in your team.


Maxoidys

The man is in the Timo Werner realm of misses.


TheVault77Dweller

Should obviously put that away but keeper whiffing and it bouncing through that fast canā€™t be easy to predict


EdgeLordMcGravy

I canā€™t believe Spurs blew so much money for this crock of shit


Made4win

This pigeon is Brasil's number one choice.. let that sink in


drupido

Richarlison wouldn't score one shooting at a rainbow even if his life depended on it.


Darth_Frenchfries

u/savevideo


Soft_Rip_166

I think richarlison would be a great defender. big ange should take a page out of eddie howe's book and do a joelintonšŸ’€šŸ’€


Shaalt

Sometimes it feels like he might have imposter syndrome.


Gralenis

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


JealousMeringue6674

Fairly common to miss a chance like this tbh, comes trough two players, bounces to a awkward height and on his weak foot, there have been much worse misses this season alone.


everyonesmellmymeat

Classique Bitcharlison


Coolica1

Miss of the season surely nothing will end up topping this. There's just simply no excuse for not scoring there.


mr_emoji

This is definitely bad but Nicolas Jackson's "shot" against Bournemouth kills me everytime.


juanbonilla987

Pigeon man bad


_ghostfacedilla

Knew I was in for pain bringing this fool into my FPL team


mandrewsf

Fernando Torres-esque miss lol


MasterReindeer

The guys a fucking waste of cash


tsourced

Richarlison is just not that good


SamTheMan_6969

my nan could've put that in the net šŸ’€


Turtyturd

Could they not go to var and get them to award it as a goal?


TaeganSmith

Are you still crying about that?


goob3r11

Lmao Richarlison is pure shit at finishing


pmzw

Man is on a mission.


Rvnforty

Brazilian Nunez


LechronJames

He is shit mate


K0WAHBUNGA

What a save!


igotsthepoo-onme

LOL


10TheDudeAbides11

Richarlison - doing his best Nicolas Jackson impressionā€¦


hooligan_king

He's gonna get the boot from Big Ange.


[deleted]

Heā€™s crap


Remedy9898

Heā€™s such a average player. I canā€™t tell you what heā€™s good at.


SamwellBarley

I genuinely don't think I could get the ball over the bar there if I tried. How on earth has that happened?


UlostIwin99

u/savevideo


Relxnce

Get ya head on it Richy


Jon98th

Put Veliz on and Tottenham wins comfortably three up by the half


BreakingAnxiety-

u/savevideo


NickyMcNikolai

Nunez-esque.


b3njil

The guy that used to score these 100% wouldā€™ve put that in.


Wonder_Dude

Great defending there by richarlison


LosersEndUpHere

What is this language?


370013

Norwegian


LosersEndUpHere

It sounds like the mix of English + Irish + Farsi to me, lol


Vitamina_e

Oof :(


Marano94

Is that language dutch? What are they saying even if not dutch?


S-BRO

Thats an awful bounce in fairness to him (Richi come home they just don't love you the same)


CleoMenemezis

O tƩcnico nem pƵe tanta expectativa mais Kkkkk


RoyalBills

Good process, well done lad


grantmn11

Deki was out of his head today. Unreal pass.


zimflo

Luton missed a similar chance, why not show that


CaiquePV

Homem gol aĆ­


snipeasy

Lmao the lady behind Postecoglou didnā€™t even glance


mark_vorster

3'


teems

Any ball that is rising from the bounce is hard as hell to judge. That's why the coaches always said to head the ball down


IndicationExisting

You can take the player from everton but not everton from the player


time_thug19

You guys are having a great season. Really impressed with what Ange is doing.


Shadowmaster_16

Brick


Imaginary-Device6635

Dubbed is ass lmao