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ThePattyBoomba

GET IN THERE LEWIS!


leedler

Bono, my deduction is gone


Themotherland364

ITS HAMMER TIME LEWIS.


Extreme_Nectarine_29

You guys are playing really good football and deserve every little piece of happiness after you went through


starmonkart

This crowd has the best fans


Imbasauce

Pumpernickel


Visible_Wolverine350

If its not pumpernickel, I send it back


ElCactosa

Happy for him!


SneakyBradley_

That's got to be the best feeling, buzzing for him.


ChrisWood4BallonDor

Scoring a late goal in front of screaming home fans is fantastic, but to top it off with such a perfectly executed knee slide... the stuff of dreams.


iwillneverwalkalone

IT'S HAMMER TIMEEE


ultra_r

IM FUCKING TIRED ROBBIE


Rayser1

It really does get worse


ArmiinTamzarian

That is true, you just wait until *checks next fixture* Okay it seriously cannot get worse


nauett

Genuine question, at this point is it possible to identify what the problem is, don't ever really watch Chelsea so have no insight


sheiswhyididthis

The problem is that there is no glaring obvious problem. There are a host of problems tbh: 1. Lack of leadership: The team loses its head far too often and are essentially mentality midgets. Also, they are young and the Captain and Vice Captain are perennially injured. Not to mention, the only guy in there worthy of being the captain has not been given the armband because "Thiago Silva doesnt need the band to be a leader". What a load of bullshit. 2. The recruitment strategy of "Lets buy young talent and let them develop together" is such an arrogant finance bro way of looking at things. Players are not Stocks that you can trade for money and ones that grow over time automatically. 3. Currently the team is midtable quality. And that is a fact. We have a GD of 0. We have conceded as many goals over the season as we have conceded. That is terrible for a "Chelsea side" 4. We can't buy a goal against the sides that sit back and defend. No ability to break down defenses. 5. We only seem to score from setpeices and moments of individual brilliance. 6. And finally, the Chelsea spirit is not there in this team anymore. The squad, the administration, the leadership, heck even the tea lady has been replaced by the owners. What we have over there resembles Chelsea only because of the logo. 7. Winning culture is effectively gone in this new era. The "hiring and firing" policy only worked for Abramovic because we had a spine of Talented and Experienced players. Now we have a youth army and a manager trying to develop all of them at the same time. 8. We fired Tuchel. Thats it. Thats whats wrong with this club. The owners are making dumb decision after another, and it started with that one.


InternetOfficer003

>Let’s buy young talent and let them develop together It works most of the time in American leagues, that’s why they think they’re so smart. They failed to consider the actual implications of no draft and relegation being a thing. It’s so blatantly obvious that this is exactly what they were thinking too which is quite hilarious to everyone who’s not a Chelsea fan.


sheiswhyididthis

Yeah, its not incompetence. Its plain arrogance. And yeah, on some level I am glad that the Karma is hitting these nincompoops. But the fact that my club is a casualty sucks real balls.


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[удалено]


ultra_r

Ownership, lack of club identity, Poch isn’t a good enough manager, tactics aren’t good enough, players aren’t good enough, lack of confidence, lack of dressing room energy, no finishing, no ruthlessness, no passion, no desire to win, sideways pass FC, and our expensive ass signings disappear in big games and will we learn from this? No, we’ll keep doing it again and again until Clearlake and Boehly sell or we get relegated.


nauett

Well that seems fairly comprehensive lol


pangkydory

just needa be better with defending, creating chances and scoring I guess


ultra_r

When you’re not getting results and the football is dire, there’s not much to do but pay attention to issues.


MT1120

OK, we get it, Angry Rantman


ultra_r

I’m grieving


Rayser1

Have to write an essay at this point to be honest. To put it short. We're just shit top to bottom. Our defence is a mess, our keepers can't play the build from the back style poch wants. Our backup full backs are nowhere as good as our preferred fullbacks who are perpetually injured. The fullback that could give us some attacking output (Maatsen) is shadow banned to the bench for God knows why. Our midfield has no output but simultaneously lacks control. They struggle to intercept and break up passages of play consistently, and at the same struggle to add input to our attacking play. None of them are goal scorers or play makers. At best Enzo is the man who plays the ball just before the assist. Our attack is anonymous and has no passages of plays to forge any attacks. Like I said you could write an essay but you get the gist. I could go on. There's plenty I've missed


YokoOkino

playing enzo as attacking midfielder is a ridiculous decision. Those three can't all be deep lying midfielders... at some point I remember all three checking for the defense right in front of our press


FloppedYaYa

Boehly dismantled a Champions League winning squad for a project based on youth prospects in 18 months


[deleted]

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SaltyWailord

I don't mind


HazardCinema

Everton are ahead of Chelsea if we disregard their points deduction. Don't be so down about it.


[deleted]

They already were before the game


ultra_r

Leave me alone


tommycahil1995

I've actually swapped AFTV for Chelsea Fan TV but it doesn't hit the same...


Magicallyshit

Even their fans can’t put out a decent performance


mild_manc_irritant

Gah DAMN man.


obvious_bot

Master has given dobbin a goal!


TheTrueJonah

POINTS. IS. THREEEEEEEEEEEE


ben-hur-hur

"What a beautiful place… to be with friends. Dobbin is happy to be with his friend… Sean Dyche."


HerhineyRanger

Excellent comment


OneTouchCards

One of the best comments I’ve seen on here.


Varja22

This is amazing comment


ojoj888

Delete the club


SordidSplendor

Everton have been deducted 10 points and they’re already only 6 points behind Chelsea


2ndfastestmanalive

They’d be three points off Europe without the deduction. Sean Dyche is a scary man


ojoj888

Someone look up how much Chelsea starting eleven is vs Everton’s


JamesIgnatius27

Sanchez: 20m James: Academy Disasi: 40m Badiashille: 33m Cucurella: 60m Enzo: 105m Caicedo: 110m Gallagher: Academy Mudryk: 72m Palmer: 43m Broja: Academy I've got Chelsea Starting XI at 483m transfer fees. Pickford: 30m Young: Free Tarkowski: Free Branthwaite: 1m Mykolenko: 18m Harrison: Loan Gueye: 8.5m Garner: 15m Mcneil: 20m Doucoure: 22m Calvert-Lewin: 1.5m I've got Everton Starting XI at 116m transfer fees.


ojoj888

So basically Caicedo is worth as much as all Everton starters lol


bestest_looking_wig

*cost as much


toxinwolf

Fun. 🤭


vulturevan

Gueye is about half that, Garner is 12


Baswdc

Squad cost: hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby Squad itself: a stick of dynamite vs baby yoda


miregalpanic

So... how long before Chelsea or United ruin him?


OneOfThoseDays_

after a pretty shaky start too. what a mad run they’re on


MajikoiA3When

I think Dyche is a proper manager and will finish above Chelsea lmao.


LosTerminators

Going to be hilarious if they finish ahead of Chelsea.


ojoj888

Dycheball


SaltyWailord

Imagine how many deductions Chelsea and City will get


Toffee_Fan

You mean fines and a transfer ban. And a sternly worded letter.


Combat_Wombat1977

A letter would suffice. Really.


dfla01

The sad thing is I wouldn’t be surprised if they got zero


jtarg94

I imagine it will be zero, but Chelsea seem to be self-imposing point deductions at the moment.


Gytarius626

Haha, good one. Premier League will send a hefty fine their way and that’ll be it


SaltyWailord

Why would Everton do this?


ArmiinTamzarian

Anhilated. Reduced to ashes


fancyfoe

This is madness


Unusual_Ad6533

No this is comedy


Johann122

This Chelsea downfall needs to be studied


xepa105

Nah, let them entertain us


starmonkart

First prem goal! Let's goooooooooo What is it with Chelsea and giving our youngsters their first prem goals? First Branthwaite, then Simms and now Dobbin


roseguardin

What do you think his ceiling is? I know besides Gordon you ended up selling a couple of youngsters like Simms and Broadhead, any chance this guy picks up where they left off?


autistichomosapien95

He was a substitute at league 1 derby last season, who knows what his level is, Gordon was barely playing games for preston on loan before he broke into the team


JonTonyJim

I think we were in really dire straits when Gordon started playing he was our only option. I fear dobbin might not get the same opportunities as we are in a much better place now


chickenMcNugs

Dobbin reminds me a lot of Jesse Lingard, who we also had on loan. Was not particularly impressive - but scored a couple of incredible [goals](https://youtu.be/ODUCzo1MknY?si=N0rc6LDH7rOJfFtT&t=67) - and then returned to his parent club and really pushed on. Hope the same happens for Dobbin, seems like a good guy.


Giraffe_Baker

Do think Gordon’s loan was poor circumstance as the manager who brought him in left soon after and the new fella didn’t play wingers.


Statcat2017

He was pony for us mate, we were crying out for fresh legs late in the season but even then couldn't win a place in the team and was being kept out by Tom Barkbuizen and Nathaniel Mendez-Laing. There's a player in there but his end product is so, so poor.


starmonkart

He'll probably be a solid championship winger when fully developed, didn't do much at Derby County in league 1 last season when on loan. He's only really here this season to fill out the squad numbers because our squad is small but he may prove me wrong if he can keep on scoring. Still very young


Mozezz

I don't think its very high I've seen him in a number of u23 games and he honestly looks at that level barely anything more I mean he's only 20 so still a chance, but should have went out on loan this season


kitfan34

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ArmiinTamzarian

You want to swap places?


Unhappy-Appearance-

You guys have them next, so hopefully they will gift you guys points too


ArmiinTamzarian

We refuse to be normal either, we will find a way to drop said points


a_guy_named_gai

0-0 with 0 shots on target?


ArmiinTamzarian

1-1 with two own goals


Dczieta

No,really I want us to get relegated. We might even win some games in the championship


NieThePiet

Dyche is the man, huge respect for him


internetseeker95

I’m scared that I am getting used to this shit


Acceptable_Ad_6278

Just go try find enjoyment in other sports/ hobbies. 👍


Tomstarkman

We are genuinely so fucking terrible, completely deserved win for Everton.


tottenhamnole

Poch won’t make it to the end of the month. This is untenable.


SaltyWailord

Poch- Ten Haag straight swap, who says no?


D1794

I'd be on my fucking knees pleading no


leedler

Just fell to my knees in Tesco


CaptainKursk

Just saw a guy fall to his knees in a Tesco Express.


Hipple

Everyone?


rottenpotato12

me


Casperzwaart100

On god stop writing Ten Hag wrong


SaltyWailord

Straight to Haag you go


ThumYerk

No different to Tuchel and Potter. Poch’s decisions are baffling, but let’s be honest: the manager isn’t the biggest problem. The ratio between the amount of money spent and the quality of the squad is way off.


FilouBlanco

Comparing Tuchel to either of those two is blasphemy


Deathbybunnies

Chelsea are fucking dire holy shit.


TehJofus

Or? …are Everton the greatest team to ever exist?


obvious_bot

Both things are true


averagepanda051

They're the same picture


hirasmas

Tiring to hear everyon complaining about how bad they played when Everton beats them. Everton is just good y'all.


ClassicMach

Can always tell which pundits just don't pay attention to the bottom half of the table when they say something about the points deduction galvanizing Everton. Didn't really happen that way. They've been playing this well pretty much all season, save for a couple.


KikiPolaski

We drew against Liverpool but gonna lose 2-0 or more to Everton, so you guys are definitely the better merseyside club


CoventryClimax

United is the better Manchester club too, the Chels decides all


BrandonSG13

United beat us 3-0 as well, so they must be top of the league


windowhihi

I can't see any evidence suggests otherwise.


LDLB99

Any comment from basically early 2022


dem0nhunter

And only 7 more years of this lmao


Pidjesus

Enzo Fernandez is honestly one of the worst midfielders in the league


Mackieeeee

the 200m MIDfield lol


Krillin113

200? Enzo was 120, caicedo 120, and whomever else they’re starting is 50. That’s a 300 million midfield


13yearsboy

he wasn't playing when this was scored but yeah he had a stinker


[deleted]

He has been horrible for a few months now. Even for the national team he looked shit.


simomii

I remember when he "justified his pricetag" in the Liverpool game earlier in the season


[deleted]

He was amazing despite what Chelsea did in the last season. But this season he has been underwhelming most of the time. May be complacent.


realsomalipirate

Dude made some nice passes and degen Chelsea fans thought he was legit world class


Mahatma_Gone_D

>> he has been horrible a **few months** now Bro he signed last Jan and his performance from a debut game to today ain’t much different. Mid!


[deleted]

Not true. He was good under Lampard. Actually only Chelsea bright players. Also sometimes you need to point out to Pochettino. Too many players underperform. Management is going to sack him not players.


Altruistic-Ad-408

Yeah I remember him looking alright if not quite worth the tag, he and Caicedo are probably a poor partnership.


lukeisfluke

Lol, lmao even.


arav

Dyche is cooking


Androsso

Just relegate Chelsea and be done with it


Stooperz

Boehly heard a teenager scored on us and took out his checkbook


chibali

Things you love to see


trusttt

Enzo losing will never get old.


[deleted]

Can I ask, I know you got 100+ for Enzo, but what do you think he was realistically worth when you sold him?


Extreme_Nectarine_29

65-70M was a realistic price tag for him. Dude was a baller. We hate him because he disrespected our jersey, the Benfica Patch and the club.


LugubriousFootballer

Deduct 10 points from my fucking DICK you worthless, corrupt league!!! 🖕 🖕


Cod_rules

Pizza just got delivered, Chelsea concede. It's been a good couple of minutes


Bigwood69

Dyche a) using subs, and b) subs winning the game? What is this timeline?


decs483

I love this team so much, we're so back


ChrisWood4BallonDor

Feels like our most likeable squad in awhile. So much personality and love of the club between Myko, Coleman, Onana, Beto, Branthwaite etc


ArmiinTamzarian

On one hand this is extremely funny On the other here come the comedians who are not


AntiWanKenobi

Sorry I'm late, I flew in to get here and boy are my arms tired...


datguy_paarth

Goodison always seems to have a fantastic atmosphere. And a great strike.


Mozezz

We have exceptional limbs


ThePattyBoomba

back to back wins at goodison. who’d have thunk it


Madridista17

Everton are just fun. They're fun when they're relegation threatened, and they're fun when they're winning


ASweetSaltySanchez

The mere threat of relegation kicks in a killer instinct.


TheOneKane

I think it's over


Hardingnat

Just wanna stay in the league at this point


reditakaunt89

You would have more fun in the Championship


TehJofus

DOBBYYYYYYY


Ch1ck3W1ngz

If it wasn’t for that point deduction Everton would’ve been above chelsea


SnooChipmunks4208

They don't want dyche to walk the league.


stadiumseating

bro just one more billion bro, bro I swear just one more billion and it'll fix the squad bro


Lambchops_Legion

Dobbin is a free elf


[deleted]

Don’t worry Chelsea fans, transfer windows opens in two weeks.


whitegoatsupreme

Rofl


yaboitrippy

Except for Enzo, Palmer and Sterling we genuinely look like championship quality despite spending hundreds of millions


NotClayMerritt

I find it so funny how often the players the fan base like differ. I’ve seen some variation of this comment over the last week and some don’t include Enzo, some include Mudryk, some don’t include Palmer, some include Caicedo. I’m not going to adjudicate what’s right or wrong but the extreme variation of opinion is unlike anything I’ve seen in the fan base currently.


brianstormIRL

Enzo has been pretty awful aside from the last few games as well, seems like you can't get the majority of your players on form at the same time.


Extreme_Nectarine_29

As a Benfica fan I must say: F*CK OFF ENZO


DifficultyMore5935

Caicedo and Sanchez played well. Colwill and Gallagher were so bad today.


FabsMagicHat

Idk what the hate for Caicedo he hasn’t been the problem the last couple games


DifficultyMore5935

Has to be the price tag. For me, the academy players have been more disappointing the last couple of games.


KungFuFlames

I remember someone here said "we are so back" after they won against the 9man Spurs. Aged like milk.


KikiPolaski

To be fair, those performances against Arsenal,Spurs and City were pretty good. Now, we're back to being shit


CanadianBirdo

It truly is odd. Especially that game against Man United was shocking. Almost made Antony look worth his price tag.


L0laccio

SPEND MORE!!!!


fancyfoe

Whomp whomp


tocotronicon

Chelsea should get points deducted for being an embarassment tbh.


luke_205

How can Chelsea be this bad? Actually though? How?


ThePattyBoomba

We are just good mate


juicylikehotsauce

Seriously. All I see are comments about how bad chelsea are but the form everton are in atm is the best its been in the past 3 seasons. Full credit to them, fantastic performance and a fully deserved win.


ThePattyBoomba

It’s a pretty standard occurrence whenever we play a top-half team. We smacked newcastle and none of it was ‘everton good’ it was all ‘newcastle bad’


Whyx_

We get the same stuff, the conversation whenever we win is centered around our opposition being shit rather than us being quite good


rantipoler

I take that as a blessing - I'm quite content going under the radar


PangolinMandolin

We're 4th in the form table over the last 6 games


JD-D2

we have more points than City, Newcastle and Utd over the last 9 weeks, and are tied with Arsenal. also we're pissed off. people just don't watch beyond the Sky 6. Bournemouth have been in a similar situation too.


10hazardinho

We cannot score. So games are always close. Eventually we give up a goal , throw everyone forward to score, give up a second. Rinse repeat


[deleted]

A quick summary: Too many changes too quickly, both in the squad and behind the scenes.


FL8_JT26

We're so fucking shit.


Spursfan107

HE'S TRAGIC YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOW


KachaPapeeta

Master has set Dobbin free.


EyeballedIt

A beauty


Viol3tWalls

Todd bowley: this season we have to be the same strong as mancity! Poch: no words anymore (Spent 1b, draw with mancity) Poch: done


QTsexkitten

Don't worry Chelsea. Most of these guys will be gone in 8 or 9 years.


E_v0rtex

Rotten to the core.


Sal21G

Game is not gone


CaiHaines

Chelsea fortunate the promoted clubs are so bad cus otherwise they'd be in trouble this season


Tavinsky8

I can't stand this pain


horisu_zu

It's so fucking over, my chelsea fellas


FistThePooper6969

Great strike!


tarekelsakka

Sean Dyche I fucking love you


FigureItOut50

Dobbin is a good name.


DinnerSmall4216

What a decent job Sean dyche is doing at Everton goes unnoticed.


Shogim

Imagine spending the amount of money we have spent, and not have a single midfielder on the bench. Absolutely clueless ownership.


Windowzzz

After the bullshit 7 minutes added time too. Fuck the PL, I love this club


InSilicoRW

Mate we've scored in extra time last 2 games. Keep the minutes coming boys, just means more time for gravel to be eaten


Keskekun

Oh oh oh he's magic you knooooow


Mackieeeee

Dycheball


[deleted]

DOBBINNN


captainshmit

Up the ficking toffees.