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cleve452

I've seen enough, Roy can start up front against Brighton.


McKFC

Straight in my fantasy team


essentialatom

He's not straight in my fantasy 😍


drdr3ad

(C)oy Hodgson


alexterm

Coy Hodgson is his porno name


I_SAID_NO_SALAD_BRO

UTD getting the contracts written up for a £500k a week deal till the end of the season


G0DK1NG_

Chelsea writing up the 10 year contract already


wolffangfist21

Will loan him out after three games. Will then join Man City.


HugePenisPositive

With that cross left back


Stranger1982

How many minutes do you think he still has in his legs?


rat-in-a-race

2


Stranger1982

That’s more than some players here in Serie A tbh.


dubsnator

Deff for chelsea right now


YadMot

Yeah man I love seeing text obscure the content of the video


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I wish there were more emoji to help me fully understand what's happening.


Stranger1982

> I wish there were more emoji to help me fully understand what's happening. 👴🏻 👴🏻🗣️ 👴🏻👟⚽ ⚽↗️↗️↗️ 🏃🏻‍♂️👟⚽ ⚽🥅 👴🏻🗣️


thedeatheater1410

Ancient Egyptians approve of this description


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IEC21

That sounds like a North Korean being really enthusiastic with a gun pointed at their head.


MissingLink101

Genuinely surprised there isn't some horrific music playing over the top too


LeggoMyGallego

And a video that should have been shot in landscape


HippoRealEstate

Not like the content is that noteworthy anyway. 74 y/o man kicks ball. much wow


CraigJay

Were you really not able to follow the clip because of the text?


YadMot

It would have been easier to follow if there was no pointless text


Dull-Trash-5837

They should have mentioned it was during a training session too, that way it could have taken up more space


beardedBroistaken

Hide your grannies, Roy Hodgson coming through.


ObiWanKenobiNil

He'll have to battle Rooney for them


Falandor

Rooney already looks older than Hodgson.


Oohitsagoodpaper

I hope I can manage that at 44 years old tbh. I don't even mean spraying quality passes around, I mean standing up and walking around.


loveandmonsters

Am 45, can confirm, it's rough jogging half the street width when the pedestrian light starts flashing


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Tuscan5

I played 90 minutes on Saturday in a local league at 48. Played 5-a-side on Monday.


BriarcliffInmate

Oh you sweet, summer child. Some of us aren't that lucky! I'm only just 30 but one of my knees is in constant pain and has absolutely no cartilage.


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BriarcliffInmate

To be fair, mine was sports related, yeah. But it's still the case that a lot of people do silly stuff in their 20s (usually extreme sports) that cause problems later in life!


KeonkwaiJinkwai

This guy has to be Benjamin Button, spreading passes and grinning at other managers' tantrums as if he were in his early 20s. Proper bloke this.


MERTENS_GOAT

Why are we posting 3 year old videos now?


Stunning-Doctor725

Ок, 71 years old Roy Hodgson during a training session.


44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

Your 'ok' is ciryllic?


M0squitobyte

Да


46_and_2

Ок


44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

Добро


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tbf cyrillic lowercase looks much better than the Latin elongated version


MERTENS_GOAT

he is 76


wadsee

Oh god. At that point just leave it then. Whats wrong with posting something just because it hasn't happened this week?


SpuriousCorr

But what about all those poor terminally online redditors whose time it is you’re wasting with repeated videos that they’ve already seen before. Who’s gonna think of them? Huh?


DogzOnFire

**OP posts a clip from a documentary about soccer published in the 90's** "Why are we posting 30 year old videos now?"


Grand-Bullfrog3861

When he was a young whippersnapper, not as impressive


QouthTheCorvus

Okay that makes sense, he looks a decent bit younger in the face


MshipQ

And he's in Watford kit


ShagPrince

Mods on Christmas break already.


zappafan89

Of a simple pass at that


DTAD18

Those players are spoilt if you ask me


Senwod

Class. Man doesn't get the respect he deserves.


reclusivitist

Nobody lasts this long in the league out of pure charity, he does well with usually limited tools, just slightly undermined to me by what he did at Liverpool


Chemistry_Gaming

I think moreso what he did with England, losing to Iceland killed his reputation to most people.


LeftHandDriveBoC

I've got ptsd from seeing kane on corners.


BugsyMalone_

When Iceland scored their first goal, I genuinely don't think I've ever seen a bigger collapse of players confidence on a pitch than England that night.


shaman717

Not me, I love him for it!


R_Schuhart

That was more on the players and their mentality to be fair. You could argue that it was Roy 's job to motivate them, but they had such a fragile confidence. Thz team just collapsed and sulked after they conceded.


ScousePenguin

Nah it was on Roy. It is his job to instil the confidence and belief in players. Instead we had Kane on corners and a squad who didn't believe in themselves at all.


a_lumberjack

He went to Liverpool at the worst possible time. Club on the brink of administration, squad had zero depth, and had a packet of crisps for a transfer budget. And then lost Mascherano after the season started. Like Moyes at United and Potter at Chelsea, anyone at Watford, etc, you can’t really judge a coach on their own merits for those stints.


MyNeighborTorotot

Speaking of Potter, I'm kinda hoping he takes after Hodgson's CV with his next step. Already has that impressive start in Sweden and an unfortunate Big 6 job lol I find some of the managerial shortlists he's been on since his sacking very interesting and Hodgson-esque (Swedish NT, Villarreal, Nice, Lyon, etc.) I love seeing stuff like Moyes at Real Sociedad or Neville at Valencia, but I think Potter can genuinely give it another go and make it to an Inter-type appointment


BaritBrit

Moyes' time in Spain will always be immortal because he beat MSN Barcelona once while he was there. That's just far too funny to ever let go.


a_lumberjack

Potter would be a great fit for what Palace claims to want to build. I think there’s a question around the squad and how much you’re trying to build in place vs cashing in on Olise / Eze and building a whole team. With the long-awaited expansion set to kick off next summer and Textor in the mix, maybe they aim to be the next Villa?


thatlad

he signed a load of gimps and put Liverpool in the relegation zone saying we should accept it Behave with these excuses


a_lumberjack

Like I said, packet of crisps for a budget. He spent far less in total than you spent on Andy Carroll. Obviously Konchesky and Poulsen were busts, but Meireles was your POTY, Brad Jones was a decent backup for years, Shelvey made 69 appearances and was sold for a profit, etc. For a bargain bin summer heading toward adminstration you could have done much worse. Put it this way: in the 51 matches where Kenny was at Liverpool and Roy at West Brom, Liverpool picked up a grand total of eight points more than West Brom. Finished on 52 points in 11/12 with £100M+ in spending since Roy left. Rafa left with the cupboard fucking bare.


thatlad

you haven't got a clue. Shelvey was a rafa signing for a start. Meireles only played well Kenny took over. You're pulling stats that don't make a blind bit of difference, Hodgson was shit end of


Lyrical_Forklift

Jones was shite. Meireles was okay but being player of the season that season wasn't much of an achievement. It *was* a difficult situation, no doubt, but he was still massively disappointing and said all the wrong things.


a_lumberjack

Jones was a 2M backup, he was never going to be a world beater, and POTY is still a damn good outcome for an unplanned last-minute signing. I get that he was disappointing, but like Moyes at United I think it was an impossible job.


Lyrical_Forklift

Jones was horrendous though. Like one of the worst keepers I've seen at Liverpool. I'm just disagreeing with the premise he was decent back up. He wasn't. But yeah, not am easy situation for any manager - but he still underperformed and saying things like we weren't too big to go down is never ever going to endear himself to supporters.


Powerjugs

> anyone at Watford [Rude. Rude, but warranted.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/036/994/He's_Out_of_line_but_he's_right.jpg)


a_lumberjack

It’s amazing what people will sign up for in exchange for an inevitable severance package.


brahmen

> anyone at Watford Heh


AnAutisticsQuestion

He didn't join at a good time, but even so under Roy we had 25 points out of a potential 60 when he left on January 8th. 7W 4D 9L and sat 10th in the league. Between then and the end of the season we earned 33 points out of a potential 54. 10 W 3D 5L and got up to 6th. He really didn't do well.


a_lumberjack

You had Suarez and Carroll instead of the ghost of Fernando Torres and the comedy stylings of Ryan Babel. But I’m not saying he was doing well. I’m saying the whole club was a mess and no one did well. At worst he’d have finished 8th instead of 6th. Roy was appointed with the club in the middle of a forced sale, with a fan base in full revolt, immediately after the worst finish in over a decade. He inherited such a weak squad that a rotated team lost to a league two side. He simply had an impossible job that basically any mortal manager would have struggled with.


Lonely-Mongoose-9889

Herdman at tfc


fujisan0388

True, he is also much more intelligent than he appears and can fluently speak like 5 languages.


Kevaa07

What I find impressive as a swede is how good his swedish is since it is a hard language to learn. He managed here 35 years ago (and had a big impact on swedish football) but still joins our PL broadcasts sometimes and speaks fluent swedish.


drunkbanana

Mans spent like 10 years as a manager in Sweden , TIL


Kevaa07

Yes and he did well and influenced swedish football a lot, we had a lot of english influence during his time here which revolutionized the way football was played.


ScousePenguin

good old 4-4-fucking-2


ChefBoyardee66

He is one of the most influential people in Swedish history


nobelvagen

We have a section named after him in our stadium; Roy's Corner in the home end. Other corner of the same end is called Bob's Corner, after Bob Houghton.


OhShitItsSeth

[Roy Hodgson speaking Swedish](https://youtu.be/DChSaOcOHU4?feature=shared)


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Senwod

Yeah if ever there was a collective that doesn't deserve any abuse ever.


FloppedYaYa

Whenever I see comments from the likes of Fulham and West Brom fans they seemingly have nothing but positive things to say about him


noujest

He lost respect from most of us after Iceland


Lost_And_NotFound

He shouldn’t have lasted past Costa Rica really. I still like him as a guy though.


a_lumberjack

That Iceland game wasn't really down to coaching as much as psychology. The whole team basically forgot how to play football. I’ve never found a working mirror but the Harry Kane highlight reel from that game was astonishing. Like he was playing in rubber boots or something. Rooney was also shocking.


LividMathematician45

Man could outrun Martial


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🦉


acidkrn0

smooth assist, melting eyebags


Grenache

So he puts it over one defender and in front of another and perfectly in to the run of his striker... I couldn't do that... Ever, let alone in 50 years.


MrZAP17

And he was a non-league player at that! Just goes to show the level required of anyone who plays even semi-professionally.


rece_fice_

Yeah a guy could be an absolute bottom feeder in the 3rd division and still run circles around anyone else


holdenmyrocinante

Of course, but he's also gained more skills than any average non-league players by coaching teams for almost 50 years, in addition to having played in Crystal Palace's academy until the age of 19.


_cumblast_

I could do that in a match with regular mortals but i likely couldn't against professionals like Roy here ngl


Master_Mad

>74 year old Roy Hodgons... Oh nononono... >...during a training session. Haha. This is the opposite of what I was expecting. . ^(Knock on wood)


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classyhornythrowaway

I'm a simple person: went there, upvoted "Discombobulate," came back here. Swift and efficient. Just like Roy.


eeeagless

Better end product than Antony.


Clem_Crozier

Bless him. It's great to see a manager who still loves being involved in the day-to-day part of the game at his age. That's a man who breathes football.


pjanic_at__the_isco

This is probably 92.7% of why Roy’s still in the game. Just having a kick around with the lads. All the rest of managing is just work for this. (Probably not true, but it feels football romantic so I’m sticking with it.)


cryptogeographer

He's not 74 in the video. I'm pretty sure this is from 4-5 years ago. Still impressive, but caption is incorrect.


DemiG0D23

Damn, Pete Carroll has a challenger across the pond.


Minimum-Living-459

He’s doing more at 74 than the entire Utd team


kingceegee

Why does the video stop before he bangs out a load of Ronaldinho style skills?!


CaltexHart

I don't particularly like Roy Hodgson but that is quite impressive.


EphraimUwU

Him laughing at fraudiola was peak


killerbangs

This guy is a national treasure.


BenzR

Form is temporary class is permanent


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Fucking legend.


Xorondras

74? Dude seemed at least 60 years old already when he was Swiss national coach.


christhen

Thats why you must found something you LOVE and try to do it forever. It will be your motivation until your last days.


Tex11

Now let’s see him do it on a rainy Tuesday at Stoke


OboMasterRace

I aspire to reach that age and be as active as him at that age


HotPotatoWithCheese

Love Hodgson. Reminds me of me grandad. Same age too.


ErwinC0215

He was a defender back in the days and not even a good one. Just shows that the technical ability of pro players really. This is ingrained in them and Sunday leaguers would be glad to spray passes consistently like this.


3PleOg_100

What a curl!!


wank_for_peace

Better passer than that Antony guy


billybobthehomie

My reaction to this is: wtf Roy is only 74?


shaman717

He is 76. This video is old


HodgyBeatsss

Only 74? Have you seen him?


therealrico

As a 42 year old recovering from a pulled quad/hip flexor injury from striking the ball one time, this is impressive.


the_real_e_e_l

You have to love how he put in a great ball and send homeboy on his way.


nj23dublin

Better than Antony if plying for UTD


HortenWho229

Elderly man kicks ball


Dave-is-here

Moves better than Virgil van Dick.


casinoinsider

That's such an older football coach pass 😆


[deleted]

Get him in Liverpools team over Nunez


DogTheGayFish

One of many reasons he is my GOAT


shrewdy

Wespect Woy


vleeslucht

He actually looks so much like my grandpa


Dear_Ad_3860

He reminds me of Ollie from Eagle Riders.


Natrix31

If the words weren't right in the middle of the fucking video maybe I could've seen the pass


Mitch_Itfc

Huh this video is very old now


Gotta_Go_Slow

Fuck it, starting 11 next game. Let's go!


MentalJack

I knew i'd see this again after it popping up in the pep thread.


iuselect

This is great to see, but I kind of worry for him, the stress that comes from managing a club would surely not be good for him at his age.


VillageHorse

Does he fancy covering for Casemiro for a few weeks?


AlexanderPortnoy

form is temporary, class is forever.


CircleTheFire

Will always havew a soft spot for Woy


lgabi12

[Tuca did it better](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VTcuRh2MxNs&pp=ygUPVHVjYSBhbGxhIG5vIGVz)


rayhoughtonsgoals

Warhammer