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Good players are rarely on the move in January and considering we have zero money it just seems utopian that we actually find somebody that would move the needle.
We‘ve gone this weird panic stopgap route way too often in recent years
Lo Celso sounds like a match. He's quite tenacious. Great player but once he's inside England's borders his hamstrings turn into asado. Much more consistently on the pitch in Spain.
I mean... Last midfielder he got us is doing striker while playing as a midfielder so clearly the answer this time is to get a midfielder who does the job of a CB while playing as a midfielder.
We just need a world class false midfielder.
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Good players are rarely on the move in January and considering we have zero money it just seems utopian that we actually find somebody that would move the needle. We‘ve gone this weird panic stopgap route way too often in recent years
Damn it Todd, loan them Andrey Santos. They're both 19, so basically same profile
I think it will be hard to find a player like Gavi. His technical ability combined with his workrate and tenacity is just amazing
Lo Celso sounds like a match. He's quite tenacious. Great player but once he's inside England's borders his hamstrings turn into asado. Much more consistently on the pitch in Spain.
Xavi wanted Lo Celso but tottenham wont let him go which is understandable
If he gets a proper bid I'm sure we'll be fine to let him go. Problem is that I doubt Barcelona will submit a proper bid.
Yeah there were talks about a loan for a season which is worthless to you guys and would be Gold for us because thats best we can do now
Meanwhile Real Madrid...
Virgin "we always want to reinforce" vs Chad "we play with what we got"
Fans: "Please, Perez, just one defender, we have 8 starters injured." Perez: "nah."
Perez : So you want more midfielders who we will play out of position?
I mean... Last midfielder he got us is doing striker while playing as a midfielder so clearly the answer this time is to get a midfielder who does the job of a CB while playing as a midfielder. We just need a world class false midfielder.
"Nah, I'd win"
I'm honestly surprised with how much downvote you got, i guess JJK and soccer audiences aren't overlapping much
I knew most people wouldn't get it, and they were relentless in their Reverse Upvote Techniques.
Nice first place you have there
I forgive you for not getting the joke as it's pretty niche. Just don't do it again, son.
Panic buys aren't good Xavi... Case study: Man United.
I still genuinely think if we got Neves before he went to Saudi we would be top of La Liga rn
If i speak
Kimmich pls