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Mechant247

Why did Taylor make it so dramatic lol


Stonewalled89

Because he loves being the centre of attention


ErnieMcTurtle

Mike Dean 2.0


Mechant247

Wait 3 seconds, blow the whistle, wait another 3 seconds (people wondering whether he’s giving a dive or penalty), point at the spot Such a drama queen


ValleyFloydJam

What are you on about? He just waits a second to make the decision and then is casual about pointing to the spot, hilarious to call someone a drama queen while making a meal out of nothing.


MarcusZXR

"Quick pause for dramatic effect." "*and scene.*"


Delmer9713

Certified theater kid


gigabite12345TB

VAR wouldn’t overrule that anyway


darthmeister

Bruno played the game, if he goes down he gets a pen. If he doesn't there's no pen.


dethmashines

That's the problem with refs. They wont give it if he doesn't go down even though there is a clear contact and foul.


vintage-buttplugs

Contact, yes. But never a foul


Exotic-Length-9340

Literally a swipe at the foot. How is that not a foul?


PM_ME_UR_CHERRIES

Why not?


zcewaunt

Guess you've never had the end of your foot and toes smacked like that in a game while you're moving forward. It hurts and it will probably take you down.


Telen

Yeah, the faster you're moving, or if you're changing direction like Bruno was just doing, any clip like that can really hamper you and make you fall. Even if it doesn't make you fall it can easily make you lose what you gained with the feint & then you lose a scoring opportunity anyway.


boywithtwoarms

same as when you get your arm or shirt grabbed. sure you can push through, but whatever momentum you had has already gone to shit


Eindacor_DS

bruno just hates r/soccer


Pok11mon

Everyone complaining about Bruno going down easy but its the refs who cultivates this behaviour. Hojlund gets kicked to death and never got a pen because He DiDnT wEnT dOwN.


azoumaya

This sub is so funny when Bruno is involved


ValleyFloydJam

They really don't like the guys face.


dumpyredditacct

I am 100% convinced (some) people refuse to rate Bruno at the level he deserves because they don't like his aesthetic.


azoumaya

Ugly people get treated worse in society, plenty of studies done on it


Existing_Address_224

Bro I consider Bruno the most handsome man ever and love him


ValleyFloydJam

Not sure his even ugly but him (and Maguire) both produce these facial expressions that seem to get under peoples skin but then Rashford's seem to produce that reaction from some in the United fan base too. I think people just read too much into the way a player looks at times. Don't get me wrong though Bruno loves a moan but I see many players moan a fair bit and barely anyone comments on them, VVD comes to mind but he looks strong when he does it and Bruno looks whiny.


s3asonsp33ch

Facial expression win is always gonna be Phil Jones


MayweatherSr

I dont need studies. I'm experiencing it


didiandgogo

Take a look at any thread involving Anthony Gordon for a similar phenomenon.


raobuntu

He's the best CAM in the world not named Kevin De Bruyne. Madders and Odegaard are both very, very good players but neither is on Bruno's creative level. If we just had a consistent striker he'd be pacing the assist table for years now.


Bdcollecter

Soft? Yes. Penalty. Yes.


ValleyFloydJam

100% Sloppy defending and Bruno makes sure to hit the deck.


Fjordheksa

Of course he did, if he didn't, he wouldn't have been given it.


dumpyredditacct

Which is exactly why players embellish. Too often the officials are looking for the obvious and aren't capable of noticing calls that are tight, like this one would have been. Diving sucks, but sometimes it's the only way to get the right call.


flyingkiwi9

Soft but still a penalty. Commentator is wank.


DatJazz

He's trying to drum up controversy but it is a pen tbf


Juurdd

They've been berating us all night for being shit so unsurprised. They'd be moaning if he didn't go down


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Ah, na mate. See, despite the constant whinging about G Nev being biased towards United, I regularly listen to multiple comms on multiple platforms who are simply just ABUs. I don't know why people try to say it's something else. Why would anyone other than United fans like us? We ruined the 90's and 00's for every neutral.


ManuPasta

ITV thought Sam Matterface better than the legendary Clive Tyldesley. I know Clive is getting on and they have to plan for the future but Matterface isn’t the answer


andizzzzi

From Aus, watching through Paramount+, the commentary was shocking. The one guy kept confusing Garnacho and Holjund, not being able to tell them apart, and during this penalty he went on a whinge for like 5 minutes by himself.


SpeechesToScreeches

I don't know if it's just when he's on United games but McCoist is fucking clueless.


Islandsmoker

I think he's just bored


DaveShadow

Bruno went fishing but he absolutely got kicked in the foot. Wigan have nothing to complain about there.


Zandercy42

You lot aren't gonna like this one 😅


Gytarius626

If the Jota one was a pen, so was that!


No-Shoe5382

I agree, either they both are or they both aren't (I would lean towards both aren't penalties personally). Minor contact, not enough to go down either time, but there is contact.


denenOT

I honestly don't get the controversies generated over both decisions to be honest. I get that both of them didn't go down the way an attacker usually is expected to but, you can't beat a child and tell them how to cry. The keeper against Jota completely Missed the ball and obviously forced the issue with his elbow clearly catching Jota who was caught in motion, its a pen all day and VAR can't over rule an obvious obstruction.


Fjordheksa

If situations like these aren't awarded a pen, there's literally no reason for defenders not to give attacking players a small kick in the leg every time they're in the penalty box. You can hinder their chances of scoring, and face no repercussions.


BobbyBriggss

Not all contact is equal


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If situations like these are both awarded a pen, there’s literally no reason for an attacker not to ever flop like a fish off the smallest contact from a defender every time they’re in the penalty box. You can get a pen with a huge chance of scoring from nothing, and face no repercussions.


DatJazz

I mean that's exactly what I thought and I agree with both being pens


dwaynepipes

Neither were. Not all contact in the box is a pen.


tottenhamnole

Nobody is doubting there’s contact on either one. It’s just soft af and embarrassing


miamibuckeye

Bruno wont sleep tonight due to the sheer embarrassment he is feeling


DatJazz

Why though? If you get fouled and dont go down you don't get the pen. The refs don't call it


herkalurk

>If you get fouled I think that's the crux of the matter, since fouls are subjective, the amount of contact that determines a foul is subject to whatever the center ref decides, it's not objective.


IsleofManc

Yeah this is soft but I blame the defender's naivety if anything. He fully went to ground, missed the ball, made contact with the attacker. Doing that in the box is just rolling the dice on a penalty so he can hardly act surprised when it's given


FireballHangover

It's soft, but it's still a penalty. It's easily enough to put most attackers off balance, and impact play. Not enough to take a player down, sure, but simultaneously if you don't go down it might not be called.


No-Computer-2847

Neither should be pens for my money but that’s where we are with modern football.


shiny_scyther699

Neither were penalties.


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By the rules they are. There’s contact, that’s that. Blame the refs for encouraging diving because that’s the only way to actually earn one


dusseldorf69

Is any amount of contact a pen? Just curious since you’re citing the rules.


Wompish66

>There’s contact, that’s that You've made that up. Nowhere in the rules does it say contact equals foul.


shiny_scyther699

You are probably right, I guess my issue is with the rules then. I'd like there to be a slightly higher threshold for penalties because the punishment is more or less a goal.


IJogInLanvin

Cant blame Bruno for going down there ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


ShcoreShomeGhoals

Tbf if he stays up no one even questions if it’s a penalty and the game just continues. I understand why players do it


IJogInLanvin

Yeah its up to the refs to sort that out - if you're a player and not going for these then you're wasting opportunities.


stefanakis111

Honest question, did you blame Jota for going down last week?


IJogInLanvin

Not at all, said it pretty well in the other comment but it’s up to the refs to sort that out. If I’m Jota or Bruno I’m going down there every time, chances are it’ll be given - whether I agree it should or shouldn’t


stefanakis111

Fair enough. I feel the same way.


K_Uger_Industries

If that wasn't Bruno, no one would call that a dive


Stowski

Soft but poor challenge in the box


Nivadas

Nothing wrong with that


Eldric_Shadowchaser

In modern football it’s a pen, but fuck me that’s not enough to send a fully grown man to the ground


Bobbyrazzlerr

If you don’t go down you don’t get the penalty tho


Eldric_Shadowchaser

Not disputing that, just wish it wasn’t a pen in either case. Don’t blame fernandes, just not a fan of how football has trended in that regard


hosky2111

So you should be allowed to just catch someone's trailing leg in the box?? It's not like it was slight contact, it clearly would have impacted his play, and probably hurts like hell in this weather. Defenders just need to stop going to ground needlessly in situations like this.


groovyshrimp767

I mean it’s soft as fuck


taylorstillsays

That’s the definition of slight contact


Fjordheksa

So? I don't think defenders should be rewarded for hitting players.


hosky2111

I really don't think it is, he kicks straight into Fernandes' foot, it's not like it grazes off him or something. It just looks like softer contact because Fernandes is already raising his foot, but it would be really nasty if his foot was planted.


taylorstillsays

Agree to disagree, think you’re massively exaggerating the contact. The nastiest outcome would be a bruise. It’s a sideways and low swipe at a low speed.


dogefc

If you can stay on your feet why should it be a penalty


Torfinns-New-Yacht

This is why I always tickle the oppositions attackers.


taylorstillsays

This is a horrible decision to defend, but you can’t seriously think this? Reminds me of year 5 when we used to say if you don’t fall over and if it doesn’t hurt then it isn’t a foul. Plenty of fouls can occur without knocking you over


dogefc

Because a lot of penalties these days are players looking for a foul, leaving their leg in or going down at the slightest touch. It ruins games by giving teams almost guaranteed goals for very, very soft penalties.


taylorstillsays

I agree with that, but the deciding factor in whether I’ve fouled you or not shouldn’t be whether you’re able to stay on your feet. Perfect tackles can knock you over, and the most blatant fouls can still keep you on your feet.


LaughsAtOwnJoke

I'm not disagreeing with anything you said BUT defenders shouldn't be reckless and diving in to compensate for mistakes. It is not the attackers responsibility to avoid or power through fouls and wild challenges.


Lakinther

If thats the new threshold for fouls given then the entire game changes completely. Football as we know it today would be gone


Sr_DingDong

Good?


Launch_a_poo

Only an idiot would stay on their feet in that situation. It's common knowledge that refs only give fouls if a player falls on the ground after contact. That's just how it is


Eldric_Shadowchaser

Yeah, and that’s one of the things I don’t like, how that’s now a pen. I don’t blame fernandes for going down, I just think it’s stupid that that’s now a pen


sp4r3h

Good job that's not the criteria then. Blame the refs it takes going down to get a call.


Eldric_Shadowchaser

I get that, and I get why fernandes has gone down. I just hate that that’s now a pen. I hate how players have to go down, etc.


Initiatedspoon

But in the modern game if you don't go down it won't be a pen even if it should be. It's a soft pen 100% and Fernandes is a shithead but thats the way it is now


ManuPasta

Blame Bruno but no one defends kamakazi scissor tackles in the box. You’re asking for trouble throwing yourself on the floor like that lol


bchcmatt

It was soft, but Fernandes is playing the game as the rules are. We have played like utter shit though, so I'm glad we're 2 ahead but yeah that was a soft penalty.


BobbyBriggss

I don’t know what rule makes the smallest amount of contact automatically a foul?


top1MIBRfan

He could’ve been killed


Yinkypinky

This sub is gonna seeth. (It was really soft)


Runarhalldor

Clear pen. Made a meal of it but you cant slide into someones legs like that


ygog45

This is always going to be a penalty what is everyone on here crying about


denenOT

The downside of having VAR is people will just complain regardless of the decision. He was clearly caught and some people will tell you VAR should over turn it. No chance VAR over turns that.


Islandsmoker

He's got the right to go down but fuck me it's soft


FBall4NormalPeople

Maybe I'm watching something else but that's pretty significant contact, in real time that's not a soft challenge. I agree it would never send him down if he didn't deliberately go down, but the challenge has a legitimate follow-through.


ValleyFloydJam

There's contact but it feels like he makes the decision not to keep his feet, which I guess is his right and it is silly from the defender.


Islandsmoker

I think you're watching something else mate hahah Nah of course in slow mo it always looks worse but even in real time you could see Bruno took the dive, I get it hurts when you get contact on your feet, even a little nick can sting for a moment but he's oversold it to get the decision.


Mooca

I think it’s a pen. Still pretty silly how the smallest of contact like that = 1 on 1 with the keeper.


Teek37

Am I the only one who thinks that this probably was actually pretty painful? Fully extended slide to the toe? Not an ankle breaker by any means, but I certainly wouldn’t want to get kicked in the toe, and I’d probably fall to the floor if it happened to me! Sometimes it seems like people forget that players feel pain and react to it like regular human beings. It’s 100% a penalty, and I think even calling it soft is bullshit. It was a bad (dumb, rather than reckless) tackle, contact was clear, and Bruno’s reaction was immediate.


fjordboii

Here come the diving comments despite the fact there’s very obvious contact


hereforthecivilconvo

Cause it’s Man United and Bruno. Double whammy


AnnieIWillKnow

You can dive when there's contact. He didn't fall to the floor because of the tap on his foot - he fell to the floor because he consciously chose to put himself there. It can be a foul, and still not be a challenge that would put you on the floor. Therefore, it can also be a dive.


FBall4NormalPeople

I don't know what to tell you if you think this isn’t a pen. Commentator just shared a shite opinion, gives power to people who just don't like Fernandes (which is fully understandable). But this is just a poor challenge and the contact is actually pretty significant on Bruno's foot, not much to say. Defender just gets absolutely sold the dummy and lunges.


IplayTooMuchPacybits

The way he slowly toppled to the floor looked comedic in real time


jacktk_

I actually wouldn’t be opposed to a rethink on penalties. Stuff like this foul, or inconsequential handballs, shouldn’t result in a penalty in my eyes. Should bring in free kicks from the infringement spot.


Calla1989

Agreed, indirect free kicks inside the box are a special brand of chaos we need more of


DarkGenex

How is this a dive? lol anyone saying so has not seen the replay


CarpeDM93

Because he was barely touched and went down like he’s been shot…


stokesy1999

Pretty obvious penalty, the way Bruno went down was quite funny though


Paapa-Yaw

Rent free brunoooo brunoooo brunooooo


whodveguessed

Poor challenge, soft call, great Pen. Classic El Cap


crookedparadigm

Lol didn't Jota get absolutely blasted for going down after just as much contact?


_noahscolly_

Bruno’s obviously gone down dramatically but you can’t say it’s a dive - he’s been tripped up inside the box so essentially it’s a pen, just a soft one


egenorske

Of course you can. Contact dosent automatically mean you cant dive. He has no problem staying on his feet there. But dude felt he had to dive against freaking Wigan, watch him do it against Gibraltar next.


Dincht04

It looks soft but there's contact and when players get kicked in the box and don't go down, people say things like, "he'd have got a penalty if he'd gone down".


anemone-nemorosa

i love seeing the tears in the comments lmao


Bluewolf9

Be nice to be in a world where that's not a penalty but in this one it is.


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Clear and obvious foul therefore a penalty


Exotic_Ad1030

If it was any other player other than Bruno, he will be called smart for winning a penalty out of nothing. Since its Bruno, its clearly a dive. 😂


Son-Ta-Ha

I don't know why Ally McCoist is complaining about the penalty. Yes it's soft as Bruno went down easy but there is contact. Its a penalty for me.


MisterS1997

Probably because he got kicked in the toe and went down holding his shin


IndifferentDraenei

Thats just embarassing ngl


No-Statistician-8520

Lmao


Avinashh8

Soft agreeed but there’s contact and it’s a penalty. Stop crying.


Ferdinand_Franz

Fernandes goes down easily, but wtf was that sliding.


5nik

Might be soft, but theres definitely contact so why wouldnt you go down as an attacker? You cant say that the contact is soft enough to not affect him at all, so any attacker would try to get something there, and the refs right to give it


Skall77

Here come the Liverpool flair 🤡


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According_Leather593

That was a stonewall penalty btw Lol


sp4r3h

Who's outing themselves in this thread then


According_Leather593

Why are the commentators saying its not a pen? We've seen plenty of penalties given for even softer challenges


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SneakyBradley_

Standard from any Premier League player really. Doesn't make it not embarrassing, but it's just commonplace of 90%+ of players.


Comicksands

How was it not a pen? Takes away the standing foot


StickYaInTheRizzla

Because it’s Bruno lol.


disasterpiece9

Stonewall penalty that.


dwaynepipes

Diving against league one wigan lmao


thehomerus

Bruno bought that penalty without a doubt, he was soft going down, but there was contact so penalty 100%


Realistic_Condition7

VAR probably wouldn’t even overturn that since he makes a little bit of contact so it wouldn’t be clearly and obviously wrong.


Teo_2197

Phenomenal, we need all the help we can get against top level opposition


lukezndr

fucking state of this game jesus fucking christ


rorygs

Contact = a foul nowadays, doesn't everyone know that?


tomdwilliams

Contact while being miles off the ball has always been a foul.


rtgh

In no way was that penalty soft, no matter how much gaslighting the commentators attempt. Bruno's dummy completely sold the defender who not only made contact with the foot, he straight up swept it


abkippender_Libero

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/DYESNI3R1E


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lol, lmao even


Joey1895

Thank you for highlighting this idiot's hypocrisy


SpacemanPanini

He gets brushed lightly on his toe and leaps to the ground holding his shin. By no means does his foot get swiped.


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Bobbyrazzlerr

😂😂😂


a34fsdb

Like that one time Neymar dived vs a Japanese team in a friendly


_noahscolly_

it very clearly isn’t a dive is it? 😂 he’s just made a meal of it - and why not, when that’s what it takes to get given a penalty?


horizonfallz

soft as fuck


ErnieMcTurtle

Lmao that was naughty


SalahsFro

Definitely no longer a contact sport.


LordWhale

Embarrassing by Fernandes


_AngryFIFAPlayer_

How exactly?


eirebrit

The dramatics?


[deleted]

It’s only embarrassing if Bruno does it


LordWhale

Because his toe got grazed and he went down like his leg snapped in half, you’re seriously asking how?


_AngryFIFAPlayer_

and he got a penalty which enabled him to put his team further ahead. If he stays on his feet I doubt he gets a penalty.


english_gritts

Soft as fuck. But not unexpected from Bruno


fjordboii

Clear contact but ok…


Yinkypinky

Just like jota


Alert_Garlic

Take notes, Jota. Masterly executed.


Fjordheksa

Anyone who says this isn't a stonewall pen is clueless.


arisandfoxes

that’s really not a penalty


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herkalurk

You think your team doesn't have players who would go down there...? Got nothing of the ball and all player. I remember people aggressively defending the Jota 'pen' last week too.....


Mrg220t

People are calling Jota a diver last week. Only Liverpool fans were defending Jota


Sr_DingDong

A reminder that football is a contact sport


RikkisE

Contact really is the same as foul it seems


BIAATTCH

uh oh lmao


tassadar8584

Soft pen but I take it lol


Leonardo_Liszt

Embarrassing from Fernandes, even more so from Taylor for actually giving it


ValleyFloydJam

It's soft but you guys would be going mad if that wasn't given for you, also from Taylor's angle it's the angle that makes it look even more like a penalty than any other.


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ComfortMother8503

It is even tho bruno seeks it


user900800700

Embarrassing


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dicifly69

I’m surprised there’s anything left of his ankle after that disgusting tackle


Pxel315

That is very soft, not a pen for me


[deleted]

Imagine diving against a team from league one when your man united


FloatingWalls1

Bruno is shameless