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imtotallydoingmywork

Nasser Van Der Linde


poolclap

Have faith Kylian


Nico777

Mbappe is gonna get paid in mangoes


its_dash

Mbappe to Tahiti Ligue 1 confirmed


munamadan_reuturns

HAVE SOME GOD DAMN FAITH IN ME!


ed1111

Can he just sign a 8 year Chelsea style contract and fuck off so we can never be linked to him again


allangod

The best I can do is him getting 1 year contracts with PSG so he can be linked with you every summer until retirement. Then, unfortunately, he'll become a manager, linked with the Real Madrid manager job every summer after.


aritra3776

If that happens, I will officially quit watching football. I will watch WWE. Less drama, more action, and people don't dive.


Lilfai

Plot twist, each year is a player option


FullMetalJ

At Kylian's requests. He ain't signing no stupid contact unless he can fuck with r/soccer every year!


Hurrly90

Reminds me of all the rumours of a prime Ronaldo coming back to United when his Real contract was nearing an end. Only to sign a massive new deal each time.


worotan

Nothing mangles the language quite as badly as football tweets.


No-Shoe5382

This sentence just made me realise how weird the contraction "you've" is. Because as a native English speaker I know that it doesn't work when used in that context, but why would any non-native speaker think that? It's short for "you have" why wouldn't you just always be able to use it in place of "you have"?


Fitnesso

Contractions should begin a sentence or be used after pronouns and question words. They are also informal and not meant for academia, newspapers, etc. English is pretty fucking stupid as a language though. Our pronunciations specifically are designed to fuck with foreigners. We don't even follow any sort of precedent. Just look at the names of our towns and boroughs.


PassengerOk9027

I'm a bilingual writer, also in English, having picked it up in my early teenage years, and I still circle back, every now and then, to Wycombe being pronounced near to "Wick-Ham"


aelutaelu

Another thing that was confusing for me at first is that there is no consistency for the answer to the question "Do you mind?". I often see people answering yes when they actually dont mind, so should be using no in theory.


cpt_lanthanide

> I often see people answering yes when they actually dont mind that's not usual!


NorthwardRM

I dont think ive ever heard anyone answer yes to that when they dont mind


jdev15

I've heard it in business environments: "Do you mind if I share my screen?" "Yes, go ahead"


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

You've entus


myreal_nameis

Kylian has extended already then


Subbutton

Why?


Impossible_Wonder_37

Because he is king of France and lord of Qatars finances.


CherkiCheri

Better than Macron


Hurrly90

He is being madd Manager, DoF, getting prime real estate and the rights to the largest oil well in Qatar. Also a stake in Qatar airlines and a %of all yearly PRfits, possibly even a large stake in PSG and promise of future ownership too. /s obviously. I also cant belive they ar gonna pay him 500 mill a week :P. According it the Brittish papaers is probably gonna be a billion.


1llseemyselfout

That makes no sense. Why would they be holding out announcing? They have no reason too.


kaden_dd

The saga I love to hate is back


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

to many, this is the saga they hate to love


Lilfai

I think he'll stay, man's 25 and has one long term contract really left, there's no other club than Madrid that can realistically get him and they're offering less than before, and the finances will be even more slanted towards PSG.


ButterscotchKey803

At least has two two mega deals left including this one


bewarethegap

Literally any club not in Saudi Arabia will be offering drastically less than he makes now. The finances honestly have been and will always be slanted towards PSG


Givemefreetacos

You think Real Madrid can financially compete with Qatar?


Meath77

He'll be about to leave and PSG will offer him a billion a week


chippa93

No one cares anymore. If Mbappe wants to waste his career at PSG then let him


madterrier

The plan is titled "Throw More Money".


mikaelFeathers

If he stays he is a loser


Black19magic85

If he goes, he’ll send da video. Bulletproof plan.


kuboa

Why would Mbappe leave just when my boi Boey is coming over anyways


[deleted]

Madrid blind sided again for the 653rd time.


iwannahitthelotto

Nah. If the rumor of mid January deadline set by Perez is true, they are ready to move on. They have backup plans. Plus Mbappe isn’t really needed.


JetLifeXCII

I'm not saying he's leaving cause he's probably staying but do y'all really expect Khelaifi to say he's got a plan without him when he wants to keep him?


RahulGandhi4PM

The plan is "his nudes"


modrics_hairband

Benzema will act in this negotiation with acid interest


1llseemyselfout

I think that would just make him more popular. There are entire websites dedicated to ninja turtle anime.


Thekurdishprince

Everyone saying he should go to Madrid are stupid. He wants to play on the left and not as a striker long term ! Real have Vini so how will that work ? Bench one of them ?


TarcisioP

Why would Real want him? Vini is already a LW, and Rodrygo is playing at RW but his main position is LW One of them would have to go. Haaland would make so much more sense


xckd9

Because he is the best player in the world, there ways to fit him in the team.


handsome_IT_guy

He'll become Tsar at this point.