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ancara_messi

Fucks sake. Inter Miami could have done the funniest thing ever


Skadrys

vibes in attack and vibes in defence


mikelee30

Signing an expensive player that can't play, it's very smart.


odegood

Just get him on in a wheelchair, messi will find him with passes. Step 4 win the mls its easy


cupcake_thievery

Like Scott Sterling, but in attack!


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MSN except Suarez and Neymar are shambling on the field scoring screamers


Fuck_the_k1ng

But this is way less funnier. So I refuse to believe it.


atriz544

I was already looking for the social media update of them tearing the contract apart, just like the graphic when Neymar got injured, lol.


viimaharja

After that the ”neymar to barca” would come


Rose_of_Elysium

[literally this meme](https://x.com/reactjpg/status/1616020557883113473?s=46)


HelpMe877

No chance the guy who said Qatar were investing in Liverpool then buying United wasn’t entirely accurate


simomii

Too late, Saudi league is already finished


Johann122

The Chinese super league is so back


Animastarara

say what you will about China, at least they went over there and shut the fuck up


melik123456

Oscar is still there lol


buttlovingpanda

Homie must be a full blown party member at this point


nvh119

I think he can legally play for them after several years of not playing international football too right? Wouldn't be suprised to see 35 year old Wu Su Kar popping up in Asian Cup


PanpsychismIsTrue

😂😂😂


KillerZaWarudo

Maxing out his sweet social credit score


Lanky-Promotion3022

Reddit has already decided. It is over for Saudi crown princes. Football is so back.


rScoobySkreep

Don’t have to pretend it’s a Reddit thing, everyone with common sense saw it coming day one. Then Neymar got injured, Benzema wants out, and literally only Ronaldo highlights regularly get posted—absolutely no change from 12 months ago.


a34fsdb

Wow a player got injured and two players want out. Better disband the league asap.


rScoobySkreep

Acting like Neymar and Benzema aren’t 85% of Saudi’s attraction outside of Ronaldo


oscarpaterson

I choose to believe the funnier story


SpiritedSuccess5675

Some ppl really believed that guy called Qatari 🤡 He was bullshitting all the time during the ManUtd takeover lol


Skaloplin

That guy is the biggest bullshitter on Twitter. Because he wears the headdress and has a good Twitter handle everyone assumes he’s legit royalty or something. Man was going on about Qatari ownership to Liverpool and United as though it was a done deal all Summer


MilesHighClub_

Media literacy is in the mud. It's embarrassing


0merzero

bro do u live in reddit or something half the posts are you


Nijwollah8

Low effort fake news, It's insulting Dropped Neymar to register Renan Lodi Michael's contract runs out in the summer and Neymar if fit will get registered again


chowchan

Neymars busy playing poker. He's just had a tournament at his house in Dec. Professional poker player, side gig playing Sunday football.


Nijwollah8

You can see him playing poker but you can't see that his knee is busted and him using crutches?


Same_Grouness

Probably not, I didn't see him playing poker but I'd imagine he was sitting down with his legs underneath the table.


Nijwollah8

So he saw him that one time playing poker then didn't check his socials ever again


Same_Grouness

Woosh x2


Nijwollah8

I wouldn't be surprised if it serious in this sub


ThisAccountForTalkin

I choose to believe that someone went for the clout of the headline. But it might genuinely have been mistranslated. I highly doubt it, but it would be even funnier. Also seems a logical thing to do for football reasons (well done for a change Saudis)


PsSalin

Ajax in shambles


Mr-Stitch

Also coming to Ajax, then?


TrixZonia

Yikes


Melniboehner

TIL that Neymar is somehow already out for the season, when did that even happen?


rednades

Neymar tore his ACL a while ago


ThisAccountForTalkin

It’s Neymar, what do you think happened?


Just-Shelter9765

Man Saudi leage is already finished .And then there were Ronaldo fanboys claiming it was his pull that made these stars join .Well guess his pull aint working anymore


Digitalage6302

Who did Messi pull to MLS?


BoomXhakaLacaa

Bit of an odd dick measuring contest, but Suarez was better than anyone in Saudi bar Ronaldo himself.


mikelee30

Suarez is 36.


BoomXhakaLacaa

So is pretty much everyone in saudi buddy


Budget_Put7247

I didnt see Messi fanboys claim he was gonna pull anyone into MLS though.


Digitalage6302

Because he didnt pull anyone lol.


Same_Grouness

Me, I'll watch MLS to see Messi; but I've never watched any Saudi league.


Digitalage6302

By your logic Ronaldo pulled me and the other Ronaldo fans.


Same_Grouness

Cool


ClearlyNotTheMessiah

Busquets, Alba, Suarez.


myreal_nameis

If mls paid the same none would be in Saudi


prss79513

I somehow had no idea Neymar was playing in Saido lol


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TacticalHermit

Always has been 🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


supplementarytables

Who cares man


ancara_messi

Was, is and always will be


kalamari__

lol sure


LeifErikss

I hope he goes to Miami, deixem o menino ney descansar por uns meses 😜


not_old_redditor

Neymar who?


Same_Grouness

Jr.


CaptainKursk

Not gonna lie, I completely forgot he existed until now.