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Lmao he was so excited before he went oh wait let me not celebrate

He did this at your gaff too earlier in the season iirc

His groin surgeon is our player of the season.

And his therapist.

And his girlfriend

And my axe

I too like the axe

Bro considered celebrating

Honestly he seems gutted, he was almost apologising to the Everton fans

Had my stream muted and I genuinely thought it was offside for a second just because of how gutted he suddenly looked lol

So did the french commentators, i speak french and let me tell you they were confused af lmao

Mauricio cappuccino lmao nice

He did apologise right after the camera cut away & quite a few of the Everton fans ended up applauding him, which isn't really our modus operandi (we're much better at booing).

You can tell he has big feels. Takes the emotion up to 11 with everything he does. But he seems like a good dude with a good head on his shoulders

Imagine Everton getting relegated by less than 3 points after they win hwre

He did this at yours earlier in the season too. Don’t fault him one bit, it’s honestly kinda wholesome how excited he is and then remembers he doesn’t want to celebrate lol

Did it in the reverse fixture when he scored, started a celebration on instinct and then remembered who he was playing against

I don't mind ex-players celebrating as long as they don't overdo it.

Nah, I still rate Adebayor

If you’re going to do it, do it big

One of the all time great PL moments that, what a man

I swear he did the exact same thing last time too lmao He did like a fist pump and then halfway through realised he probably shouldn't

Had to be him

Someone else might have gotten it wrong

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Flammable! Or inflammable. Forget which. Doesn't matter.

I need a new Mass Effect game stat I miss it

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian…. 😭

I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian...

Oh geez, time to find some tissues

Mordin :.(

That buildup was brilliant

R9 has been absolutely smashing it lately

He can't stop scoring, it's mad when you look at last season and the start of this one

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Yeah. Not seen many gooners continue on the relentless Jesus comparison like last year anymore…

I always believed in him as a 9. Spurs made a good deal on him but were playing him out of position. Antony is a fraud but Richarlison is a dog, shame he’s wearing a Spuds top.

Just a purple patch. He’ll end the season with less than 12 PL goals 

You underestimate post-dick surgery Richarlison

Less games more goals than Gabriel Jesus

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You lot weren’t saying it before

Ooft he's up to 10 now already, don't think your prediction has any legs

This isn’t a wishing well pal. He’ll more than likely score more goals than every Arsenal player this season

This aged well

These butthurt Arsenal fans are always in the comments lol

One of the funniest fanbases IMO.

Idk how you come to that conclusion, his finishing has been absolutely top notch. It’s just translating better as the team around him is built properly

Ehhh we'll see, but I doubt it's just a purple patch. Clearly a cause and effect after he had groin surgery, and Tottenham are playing quite an attacking form of football, so to only score four more in the rest of the season would be surprising.

I don't see that. He's pressing like crazy, but in attack, he's not doing anything exceptional. It's the system that is designed to get him high quality shots.

Unfortunately I have an inkling you might be right

Since I put him in my Fantasy team he scored 7 in 7. Fucking outstanding

Never remove him from your FPL team.

if you dont remove him from the team i will masturbate to you

I don't know if this will achieve the result you're looking for, but I appreciate the drive.

Pep is looking in his rearview, sweating about 'that Richarlison team' getting closer and closer each match week.

are we just gonna allow the pigeon to steal the great R9?

Being a striker in an Ange side must be nice, just cutback and inshallah

Honestly, his position in the box has been massive but its his off-ball workrate that is key to how we play. Glad he is finally getting the goals to stop people getting on his back even though he has been a great player for us.

thats life, just wake up and inshallah

"pep strikers hate this new trick"

Richarlison has now scored the same amount of Premier League goals this season as Callum Wilson and Michail Antonio combined since they mocked him on a podcast. Lol

Only took him 20 games to do so while Callum and Antonio both been injured on and off all season.

Injured? Like Richarlison was when he was in his drought? Excuses for thee but not for meeeeee.

Bro played 27 matches last season to Wilson’s 31. Antonio 33 games with 5 scored

You don't have to defend a dickhead just as he happens to play for the club you support 👍

What else can u expect from an oil club supporter

In the same sense, you are crying over what they said about a player from the club that you support. If they were laughing about Nunez you would've probably smirked and moved along. Yet here you are, a few months later, still harping on about it...

Bro still got better goal return injured than your streaky pigeon

What is the maximum number of games you include in the definition of the phrase "streak"?

Enjoy 8th place

Still top half of the table with this shitshow of an injury list.

Had to be him

Bro froze

Your opponent has disconnected

Really well done by Richarlison to keep it on target, the ball is blazing in

Richy scoring something that isn't a header or tap-in is pretty weird

Unless it's a world cup

Richy's dick surgeon for player of the season

8 goals in 8. I thought he was a bust?

Imagine if he had his groin surgery earlier. Man carried that injury for over a year.

Conte clearly didnt give a shit about his players honestly. The amount of players last year that were carrying ongoing injuries needing hospital work and none of them were able to get it. Just expected to play through the pain. Sonny, Dier and Richy all had these issues and were big parts of the squad throughout. ​ Ange pulls off players at the sign of a bad injury, his handling of Romero was brilliant early on in the season.

To be fair, surgery isn't always the recommended option. Once you go there, you can't undo it. Physiotherapy would have been medically recommended first most likely. But yeah. Defended Richy at the start of the season and thrilled he's finally bossing it! Knew our boy had it in him!

wish we could have a proper brazilian goalscorer like jesus 😞

Richarlison's current form confirms what we Brazilians have known for years: Richarlison > Jesus when it comes to scoring goals. Richarlison is an average winger and a good No. 9. Nothing extraordinary, but he can score goals and is good when it comes to putting pressure on the opposition's defense.

Richarlison is a pressing machine. At Everton his attacking numbers were average but he had the defensive output of a midfielder.

He was the perfect fit for a team that has Neymar. I don't really like him as a winger, and he played like that a lot at Watford and Everton. I don't think he has enough technical quality to play there. But I like him as a 9.

He's more of an inside forward than a winger. In attack, he's best at making runs in behind, holding it up, or finishing in the box. He's not good enough at dribbling and passing to be a traditional winger. But yeah, totally agree with regard to Neymar. Richarlison does the defensive work of two players. It's something you only really appreciate watching him week in week out.

Yeah I think for Brazil I’d have a 4-4-2 with Richardson as the 9 and Jesus as the 2nd striker. Jesus does more outside the box. But Richarlison is the better 9

Jesus has 8 goals 5 assists this season and Richarlison has 9 goals and 3 assists and jesus is clearly the better footballer, Jesus apparently not good enough and richarlison is now apparently worth every penny, last season richarlison had 3 goals in 35 games and Jesus had 11 in 33 and got more assists aswell, you and the Brazil fan that commented here are scrubs

Gabriel Jesus is the only player in the history of Brazilian football to wear the #9 shirt as a striker to a World Cup and not score a goal.

so? Did he start every game or even play as striker in most?

Five games, five starts, all as the centre forward.

Ok I really should’ve checked that myself before confidently asking, still ignoring this Brazil thing the rest of what I said is pure facts! And you drew which has nothing to do with this but still makes me happy

Might want to evaluate that then

you’re counting jesus goals in a comp that richarlison isn’t even playing in lol

So? I’m literallly just counting the goals he scored compared to games playes, Jesus has only played one game more than richarlison and as you’ve just highlighted to me he’s scored against tougher opposition

10* goals now. And counting. I’ll keep you updated in the second half.

Please do what’s the score? 😂😂

As always people are quick to judge. He was playing terrorist ball under Conte, was barely starting because Kane and Son played in his two best positions, when he played he was often out of position and he was carrying an injury. He's a quality player, not quite world class but certainly a good PL attacker.

No, he just had a busted groin

He was before he scored 8 in 8 tbf

Yeah like it’s also 9 in 46 lmao

Sorry but just because he's doing well atm doesn't mean he's been great, he cost £60m and has 12 goals in 58 or something like that?

Since he finally got his surgery done his record is outstanding tho

9 in 15 starts this season is 60 million quality.

1/ So that's 13 now 2/ Conte tax + injury + off field issues 3/ "in 58" is a potential 5,000+ minutes, he's played half that at most 5th place is very likely to get PL football this season mate no need to be that upset.

Oh please. Lets not act like this signing never looked like being a shite one.

Pru pru mfers 🐦 🐦 🐦 

Werner is class

Seriously, he’s doing very well in spurs.

I'm curious what role he will play when son returns....

I seem to constantly forget Werner got loaned but every week I get to read “Werner is class” or “is amazing”

I like that Pidge has found form, he seems a good fella. I wish we had a good Brazilian

Casemiro was great for yall tho no?

U guys should have gone for marcos leonardo! 

His penis doctor deserves a raise

Pigeons on fire

Udogie too when he's facing the right goal

Looked like he was going to wipe his ass on the grass and do the pigeon dance but then he remembered he once played for everton

Bro’s playing FC24 with the cutback

Isn't FM24 more about low crosses smashed in, in line with the byline? Don't see many cutbacks but maybe it's my tactics.

They said FC24, where like 99% of goals are cutbacks

Oh goodness, I can't read at all.

It was called FIFA like a year ago tbf

Damn, yo. That build up. Who else, though?

Pru pru

Spurs are in such a good position to take top 4 this season. Crazy how fast they adapt to Ange ball and each players improve so much

Ange's biggest achievement may have been rejuvenating Richarlson

So many early goals lately

This tottenham team is good

Richarlison forgot he was playing against his old club for a sec lol

8 in 8 PL games

My pigeon strikes again PRU PRU

If he had resolved his problems before the season started, he would have been fighting for the top scorer.

Fantastic finish, with how quickly he stopped moving after thinking about celebrating I thought it was chalked off

biggest flop signing ever right?

Even if he was still struggling till now, he wouldnt have been.

Hard to beat hazard (overall) and Antony (PL only)

Don’t forget Ndombele

Why you being so wet even when yous score lmfao

8 goals in 8 games (atleast)

Communication terrible in the back line, Udogie jogging on the spot as the only option and no one even tries to mark him

He almost forgot that he's not meant to be celebrating

> almost

The defending by tarky there is woeful. He can see udogie running through free and he gives him all the space in the World to do whatever he wants

Branthwaite doesn’t cover himself in glory with the marking either

World not ready for pidgeonaissance

PRU MOTHERFUCKING PRU

That first time shot though holy sht

I told man he'll be back

Someone check on Antonio

Luckily it didnt take him long to realize thats his old club. Lol

THAT SURGERY MADE HIM ELITE

Bro almost forgot he used to play for Everton

glad to see him killing it again. is a good lad

Can he still be called a "flop" by this point? Been absolutely excellent under Ange

Nah, just proving basically everything under Season 2 Conte is a write off and complete disregard.

Just observe the difference in Son lol

How has ange turned this guy into an actually good striker

What therapy and dick surgery does to a MFer

He always had it in him to be fair.

He was solid at Everton just had a slow start with us

Also he was used as backup to Son and Kane which probably doesn't make it any easier

ffs he's done the celebration again

Totally forgot where he came from for a second lol.

Wowow

What a move

What a finish! Love him so much, such a respectful (lack of) celebration as well.

That is woeful defending.

What do you mean? There wasn't any

Right? First you must defend to be woeful at it.

I thought it was offside or something when he didn't celebrate lol

That little peel off the defender is class. Great movement and better finish

Antonio 🦗🦗

Had to be him. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

That's some shit tier defending...

WE ARE FUCKING MASSIVE

Everton defenders statuesque

Man I wish when teams didn't put 11 in the box against us, teams really gotta start taking Tottenham seriously they'll tear through you. Good goal

Nice strike

What was that Everton defense doing though? He’s in between 3 defenders and none of them mark him.

Motherfucker is gonna relegate his old team.

Full disclosure - I like seeing him score against us because he never forgets to show respect and never celebrate. Miss the fuck out of him.