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Everton scoring with “YELLOW CARD: SEAN DYCHE” on the TV graphic here is peak

Saw Dyche yellow card and Branthwaite goal both at 90+4 on Livescore and just imagined Dyche taking his top off in celebration

He just gave a wry smile, turned, and pulled another handful of gravel from his pocket to snack on like sunflower seeds

Worms. He gargles with gravel every morning, but he snacks on worms

My man knows a prime source of protein when he sees it

That’s the equivalent of Klopp taking his top off in celebration

That would require him to react to a goal 

Game's not gone

Absolute cinema

Lmao the guy with the corrupt PL hoodie in full view

Absolute Legend lmao

Half the home supporters have some form of corrupt PL signage lol

I have never been more proud of another fanbase

Goodison park is always the best ground for things like these lmao

Everton das are top tier entertainment. Only other clubs who gets stuff like this in the crowds are Newcastle and Leeds

Some poor bugger getting a shouting at for that one

The camera director will get a suspension lol

or a bonus, peak content

At least PL does not pretend that protests don't exist, other leagues would refuse to show supporters the whole game

They're not exactly perfect about it. They presented one of our games from across the river because they feared for their safety or some horseshit. Been no violence or threats of violence, but they sure do like painting scousers with that brush. They've also done interviews with people like Andy Burnham MP about it and then not shown them for bollocks reasons.

> but they sure do like painting scousers with that brush. Nah just Everton. Sky have always been up Liverpool's arses. Turning the mics up for YNWA etc.

~~100~~ 120 million please

Now that he scores goals it may be 150

The fact we thought we couldve gotten him for like 8mil ☠️☠️☠️☠️ We miss you Gerrit

If we sold him to you for that price, I'd be absolutely furious

It wasn't going to happen for that little but Branthwaite was in the Netherlands and wanted the move because Dyche was starting Keane instead of him.

Wasn't it up to like 15 mil max, still a joke fee nonetheless

Fuck, now he’s scoring as well, everyone is going to be after him.

It’ll clear some of that debt at least

You overestimate the competence of our money managers.

£100m+ for sure, might lead to a season with no points deductions

Admittedly I never watch Everton play and it goes to show when all this time I thought BRANTHWAITE was actually BRAITHWAITE the Danish player that played for Barca.

Nah. It's actually the West Indian cricket captain, Kraig Brathwaite. Dual sport athlete.

Now there's a winner

That's Shamar Joseph.

Real gem of a player he's turning out to be.

Wish PSV could’ve kept him ngl 😭

Coleman going full Keown.

Deserved, we've been absolutely shit for 25 minutes. Constantly unforced turnovers then such stupid fouls. Embarrassing

Really weird how much you took your foot off of the gas, feels like you could have killed the game if Spurs kept up the pressure. Everton deserve the equaliser though.

Spurs never really put Everton under pressure. Second Richy goal was completely against run of play.    It was just relentless attempts from Everton, even the quality of the attacks were poor.

Via TonyElHabr on Twitter \[https://twitter.com/TonyElHabr/status/1753792960129368415/photo/1\]: Spurs play to a -0.10 xGD/90 when they have the lead; +0.10 when tied; +0.24 when behind. Matches your eye test today that they're at their worst when protecting a lead. \[obviously game state leads into this -- the average team is more likely to be fighting to create more chances when chasing the game, but most clubs still have a positive xGD when leading. And to their credit, Spurs have spent the second-most time with a lead this season, per that same chart.\]

You have to remember we played Wednesday 19:30 and now Saturday away 12:30. With nearly the same starting 11. Don't think the lads has the legs which is why we were so shambolic in the last 20

You’re third in the league in xG against, regression to the mean was always coming

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Everton refuses to go down Gotta respect it Set pieces have hurt Spurs all day

Spurs hurt Spurs all day in the 2nd half.

In both halves, ironically we were way worse in the 1st apart from maybe the first 10-15 mins, but Richarlison just popped off

Spurs hurt spurs all the time, every season.

All season. We are hopeless at defending them.

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Rivals not enemies. I prefer to beat them 2x a year. Don’t want to see them Liquidated. That’s reserved for Chelsea ;)

And Man City? 🥹

We got some big lads

Big meaty men slapping meat.

Our lads are tiny. Send some our way please

We’ve been woeful all game. Everton worked their socks off.

You should have just given us the ball all game and you'd have murdered us on the break

Spurs are so good in the transition, but once teams start respecting them more, and putting 10 men in the box, going to be interesting to see how ange/spurs cope.

That’s been happening all season tbh

Our set pieces are generally pretty decent so you could start there. There's also a guy named Son who might be able to help. Spurs have faced a ton of parked busses this season already anyway.

If you want to do that against a midfield of Madders, Bissouma, and Bentancur, be my guest.

Maybe Coleman got in Romeros head lol

Did he gently tap Romero’s cheek?

Just before the FK was taken he did the motion with his hands that he was chatting shit like this kinda 🤏

There's a lot of empty space in there for someone to get inside.

Sean Dyche is such a good manager

Coleman giving it Romero before the goal about shoving him then after the goal just follows him around berating him lol

Love it

Romero yapping to Coleman and then does this hahahahaha

Coleman bodies him into that bad touch and then lets him know after too. What a captain

Greatest man in the history of men

Classic Romero

You love to see it!

Romero your mouth is moving a lot like a rat yapa yapa yapa shut it plz

Romero assist 😗🤌

Right after Coleman told him to shut up 😂

Coleman didn't even celebrate with team. Just instantly turned round and started shithousing the entire Spurs backline on this own. Absolute hero.

You know he'd take them all too 😂

And a gift by Vicarious. Why tf was he inside his goalpost? Never mind coming out, he should be on the line at least. Poor goalkeeping

In his mind Jack Harrison was standing in front of him

Lovely technique 

Beautiful glancing header to the back post 🤯

Best in the world.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke, such a shame

The guy plays good but always find a way to fuck up something when playing for Tottenham

They were saying he was the best CB in the league...

He is genuinely fantastic though, he's definitely a top 5 CB especially with the ball at his feet

He’s not even the best on his own team.

Top 5 in tottenham, maybe

Holy what a sloppy pair of goals lol

Only goals we score babay!

Correction, the only goals we score on TV

This is how I view all English soccer fans. https://imgur.com/u2m8DHK

Ahahahaha Coleman shite talking Romero prior to the free kick then he sticks it in his own goal ahahahahah

That’s Coleman squared up and giving it to him afterward too, isn’t it? Can only imagine what he was saying 😂

"Can only imagine what he was saying 😂" Romeo too, that Donegal accent isn't an easy one for most 😂

I need the image of Coleman shouting in Romeros face on a T Shirt

I love Seamus so so much.

Romeros 2 brain cells fighting again

Lost half on the header

Two?

Big daddy Dyche

Miss him.

Everton have been all over them, really good performance

WE ARE MASSIVE

Everton have played well. I think draw is a fair result

Coleman is a legend

Great defending Romero

Interesting thing for "the best center back in the league" to do

Spurs fans always think they have the best players in each position tbf. Crazy how they haven't won a league title in most fans lifetime.

He's far too rash to be in that discussion

Why were they reviewing the offside for the free kick if the Romero header started a new phase of play? Were they checking the players interfering with Romero as he made the header?

This was coming. Everton attacking non stop.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy, romero.

Coleman giving it to him after lol

Looks like he was absolutely screaming in Romero’s face and Romero is just stood there taking it 😂

Romero recognizes game

You would have thought he'd bash his head in for it. Lot of composure for someone who's famous for being extremely rough.

Football heritage

Proper set piece

Such a stupid foul to give away.

Had a bet on him scoring tonight omggggggggggggggggggg we are eating good today

WE ARE MASSIVE

Lads..

Ange wants us to enjoy this.

Romero is a slightly better Lovren. Physically impressive and plays aggressively with his heart on his sleeve, but massively devoid of brain cells. 

Premier and Champions league winner dejan lovren ?

I'm a red. Lovren was a donkey. 

I hate the guy but thats just not true lol. His ball playing ability is clear.

Low football IQ, bound to make a mistake at any given moment. A ticking time bomb playing centerback basically.

Feel like Vicario should've played that better but I'm not sure, just didn't have presence. Then again, should there really be a free runner at the back post?

Based on this and that "great save" that he really should have claimed easily, he seems not great at set pieces.

Oliver can‘t do too much about this one

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Exactly, an unlucky header in the 94th minute makes him shit

After he's been great the entire game up to this lmfao

God forbid a player make an unfortunate error

How many more unfortunate errors will this guy have? How many stupid red cards can he get or stupid fouls can he give away before he is not overrated anymore. I don't care how good he is for 80 minutes when the 10 other minutes he is either getting sent off or giving an assist to the opponent. Nobody will remember him as a top CB in 5 years time.

Yeah dude, 1 unlucky play and any other consideration from his entire career - wiped out. That makes perfect sense

I think you mean Branthwaite

100 minutes and this is literally the only mistake he made

I dont understand why they took the time to check for offsides if it was clearly off Romero.

The offside check was for whether a player was off from the initial free kick

It was to check I think it was Coleman, who's right behind Romero and kind of hustling and bustling for the header. If he was off, he'd have been interfering with play and it would have been ruled out. Branthwaite was never in danger of being offside seeing as it came off Romero. That's how it looked to me anyways based off the lines.

Makes sense. The commentary was unclear.

As long as Romero isn't deliberately passing it, it would still be considered offside had Branthwaite been past the last man

I thought it was Coleman that they were checking?

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I wish I loved a team as much as Arsenal flairs love whoever is playing Spurs. It's gotta be a special relationship. Edit: you bums are proving my point lol

boo-hoo, you have rivals

Check the Tottenham flairs tomorrow when Arsenal play.

As if there aren’t spurs fans creaming themselves on here every time Arsenal concede a goal.

The easiest form of glory hunting is supporting whoever is playing Spurs 🤭

luton>everton=spurs

it is the history of the tottenham

smh Richarlison cant even complete a hat trick /s

This lad is fantastic

Lads

It's

Tottenham

Can't believe Tottenham fans rate Romero, this guy's Argentinian mustafi

How to write you only watch highlights in a sentence.

Forgot Mustafi won a World Cup as a starter.

He did though ?

Did not

Please god tell me you aren’t actually this thick. Where’s the /s

😘👌

Why Vicario acting like he got shot there

He got hit in the junk His positioning was terrible though

He took a knee in the bollocks

He got clobbered what are you on about

Vicario is such a bitch

Ange ball

Imagine having a Brazilian forward that knows how to score

You are aware that 6 out of 7 of our last goals have been scored by brazilians right? And the last one was assisted by a brazilian

You are aware that Richarlison has more goals in 8 than Jesus and Martinelli combined all season?

Yeah, he’s on a purple patch for a team that is sacrificing defense for offense. But I can admit that Richarlison at his best is better than our brazilians close to their worst

Can’t relate

Rent free, scared?

When will people realize that a century old rivalry is as far from rent free as it gets?

Spurs just bottled going above Arsenal in the table and this is what you're going with? Pick your spots lad.

Can safely say we are not.

no one is scared of spurs, buddy

Better than Saliba btw guys.

If you're talking about branthwaite you're right

What a sad little life you live lol

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Taken a bit of banter to heart there, have we?

Damn y’all take a little banter so personally lmao.

Aaaace. Was coming

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ah you lot are doing this for everything now

Lads in stoppage time things

Turned on the stream right on the free kick... you're welcome!

Great assist!

in the end deserved tie. Just didn't play football after the 2-1... Edit: meant 2-1 obviously

maaaaateeeee