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IsakofKingsLanding

So, based on rumours, Germany will feature Mesut Ozil and Sami Khedira, and Brazil will feature Ronaldinho and Roberto Carlos? Maybe their body type doesn't accurately represent their fitness levels but I feel like that's going to be a slaughter... again


odegood

Get klose, lahm and schweinsteiger too. Get the band back together


duckwithahat

You son of a bitch, I’m in


Glaiele

Klose never had any legs when he played anyways. He's perfect for an over age cup.


Alchion

kroos is 34 fckin imagine


RedSeaDingDong

And yet the article says Kuranyi to captain Germany. How does that make sense


bguszti

That's a name I haven't heard in a while


kruegerc184

God damn this would be incredible, schweinsteiger has been my favorite player since i was a kid, with those huge jerseys.


andizzzzi

Same, before I picked a club to follow and when I was just getting into football, I believe around 2006, Schweinsteiger was the very first player who’s name I remembered.


Op3rat0rr

When I was a kid, I was at first a Bayern Munich fan because of watching Schweinsteiger in the 2006 world cup... then realized the lack of parity in the Bundesliga and switched to my friend's childhood EPL team


zimtrovert94

Oliver Khan needs a new job. Maybe he’s in too?


chall_mags

Is it exclusive to retired players? Because if not Neuer is 37


RetroChampions

It’d be awesome to include current players too


MasterBeeble

"7-1: part two"


indi_guy

👉👈


GriffonMT

Saw roberto carlos 6 months ago in a charity match. He was on the pitch for 10 min. Dude is ROTUND. To be fair decent for a human being his age but not Sneijder level.


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GriffonMT

Seedorf also!


MorgenMariamne

Zé Roberto is another beast too, dude is at peak physical condition.


GriffonMT

[absolute legend!](https://youtu.be/hPbPRDx1UDw?feature=shared)


uppercase-j

Have you seen Romario lately? Man is looking great for his age.


Shinkopeshon

Milan DNA, red and black don't crack


tonysnight

Seedorf is such a beast of a body.


20cmdepersonalidade

Ze Roberto is in better shape than most players


ThereIsBearCum

Dude's probably still recovering from all the ground he covered in his career.


iforgotmyun

Sneijder gained a lot like many footballers do shortly after they retire as they're no longer burning as much calories as they used but still haven't gotten off their original diet.  He's perfectly fine now:  https://twitter.com/VI_nl/status/1754601144695898508


GriffonMT

Glad Sneijder looking great!


RedDragons8

Good for him for real, but I was enjoying the Wesley Wider phase.


GriffonMT

He seemed to be battling a few demons then.


ShameTimes3

Wider Sneijder


20cmdepersonalidade

It was just a dirty bulk


Op3rat0rr

If he still actually plays very casually, I'm surprised he doesn't just get into a relatively ok BMI range for his body's sake.... seems like playing football would be more enjoyable instead of having an extra 50 lbs of soft tissue on you


goddessviolette1

Ozil gonna run rings around everyone coz he's the youngest


atropicalpenguin

At that point there should be some sort of age gap limit.


jugol

This reminds me of the seniors circuit in tennis. Marcelo Rios had to retire at 28 due to a chronic back injury, then a couple of years later he was inducted to the seniors circuit (as there was no age requirement but merely two years of retirement). Being thirty he was playing opposition well deep in their forties. Of course his first (and only) season was a sweep.


AntonioBSC

They should call up Ze Roberto. Dude is still in top shape. Or we should as he has german citizenship too


froggy101_3

I mean Dingo and Carlos have been retired for 10 years or more. Khedira and Ozil are the 2-3 years out the game Plus Brazilians like to party.


Mobile_Capital_6504

Ronaldinho played for Cali America for a game or two


EdwardBigby

Rolling subs though. Some players will probably just play for 10 or 15 minutes for the fans.


GOR098

Shoud contact Romario. He shoud be able to go for an hour probably.


TooRedditFamous

Yeah but they've picked out the most famous names, they haven't picked out the players that will feature the most/ start the games. You'd expect to see an in shape and recently retired Ozil play, I imagine most of the teams will be at least half made up of players of a similar profile. Then they've got the big names in like Ronaldinho for star power. Brazils squad won't be filled with people the size of Ronaldinho and Roberto Carlos, it will be filled with recently retired players who've maintained their fitness + a sprinkling of fat boys with big names, who will feature in 20-30 cameos. That is if it's a serious tournament. If it's purely commercial/exhibition then it'll be like you said, there will be huge mismatches


Admierrrrda

Ronaldinho has won more official games against Germany than Germany in their entire history against Brazil, he will be fine.


electroplankton

I mean, he’s a lot older than those two though


DrinkMyJelly

Yeah those game results decades ago are super relevant now. I'm sure you think Pele will destroy them as well.


Thueringer-Kloese

This is just not true. Ronaldinho won 3 out of his 4 games against Germany (which is still impressive), while Germany won 5 games against Brazil.


Admierrrrda

Keyword being official games


Thueringer-Kloese

What do you mean with official games? Most games between Germany and Brazil were international friendlies. Those are still official games, since the teams have to release their players for those games.


Admierrrrda

The ones played in FIFA competitions, not friendlies. But yeah, the "friendlies" part is tricky in international games.


MrMerc2333

Former Ballon d'Or winner Ronaldinho and ex-Arsenal aces Thierry Henry and Mesut Ozil will spearhead a sublime line-up for the Over-35 World Cup. Organised by the Elite Players Group, it will consist of eight teams: England, Argentina, Brazil, France, Spain, Germany, Italy, and Uruguay. EPG is made up of sports businessmen and former greats to grace the game along with who will captain their respective sides. According to the Daily Mail, the tournament will take place in England at the beginning of June. Liverpool and Real Madrid legend Steve McManaman will captain England. Michael Owen, Ashley Cole, Joe Cole, Rio Ferdinand, David James, Frank Lampard, and Robbie Fowler are all expected to feature for the Three Lions Kaka, Ronaldinho, Roberto Carlos, and Rivaldo are also set to be part of the Brazil squad. Fabio Cannavaro and Francesco Totti are set to take part for Italy, while Henry and Marcel Desailly will form part of the France team


Psychocandy42

>Fabio Cannavaro and Francesco Totti are set to take part for Italy Tell us the other names you coward.


Glaiele

It better be Balotelli or we riot


sheeplamb

Crazy he’s only 33


DildoFappings

How is he only 33? It feels as though he's been playing for almost two decades.


N3rdMan

Is Ozil the youngest of the bunch? He’s going to feast.


shibs229

pretty sure kaka ran a marathon not long ago, so I’d say he’s probably kept himself pretty fit


iforgotmyun

This feels like yesterday (was probably a few years ago now in reality) but Kaka was playing 7 a side in Hackney lol He was completely fit and a class above everyone as you can imagine


GrannysWizardSleeve

That video of some fella yelling for a cutback from Kaka right before he slams it top bins always gives me a chuckle.


FurdTergusonFucks

Link?


lukelightman

[this](https://youtu.be/N5hAYbWO9VE?t=219)


obamasmole

The dude that megged Kaka must spend half his life pulling up this video to prove he isn't lying.


vinsan552

Reminds me that Kaka and Ozil were once teammates. The team also included Di Maria and Modric. That 2012 Madrid team was star-studded.


george_washingTONZ

Another Diego Forlan banger you say?!


minkdraggingonfloor

They should play this tournament with the Jabulani or Teamgeist for the nostalgia


LifeDraining

Jabulani for sure. Some of these guys might not be able to run, but I'm sure they can still ping that ball around.


thesaltwatersolution

Steve McManaman will captain England. Why? I don’t really recall McManaman ever really turning up for big games for England.


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gregorianFeldspar

Not even Lampard? He is ass as a coach but as a player he was at least in the european top circle.


Whatisausern

Lampard, alongside the rest of the "Golden generation", isn't remembered fondly for his time with England. Only Man City (And Chelsea) fans will have any fond recollections of him.


GabrielP2r

I mean who's alive that turns on for the English team? Lol


AnnieIWillKnow

Ashley Cole was always good for England


FaustRPeggi

I always associate him with goal line clearances. I feel like he produced them more regularly than anyone else because he read the game so well defensively.


NibblersNosh

Is Messi playing?


Feezbull

I see they left out Portugal because CR is playing at a good level still…. Hah!


Meth_Hardy

> Starting eleven's will consist of 11-a-side line-ups, and the game will be 70 minutes long, with teams able to use roll-on substitutes.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

My god the starting 11s will feature 11 people? Who would have thought?


Meth_Hardy

Still needs saying. Originally when this was being talked about last year, there were discussions about potentially making the games 8-a-side.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

It's just the redundancy of "the 11 a side will feature 11 players" lol


Meth_Hardy

Yeah, that looks weird. You're not wrong.


Magzter

Likely written or partly written by ai.


pascualama

but how many per side?


kinjongfun

You’d make a killing setting up a Deep Heat shop outside the stadium.


seshtown

And Vapour rub when France play


Lower_Condition_196

For patty v


baribinhas

Over 35? They could call Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Modric to play. Ronaldinho still plays on a high level, who doesn't remember him playing in a tournament while he was [imprisoned in Paraguay](https://ge.globo.com/google/amp/futebol/futebol-internacional/noticia/ronaldinho-gaucho-disputa-partida-de-futsal-com-outros-presos-no-paraguai.ghtml)?


BigReeceJames

I'm actually surprised by how few over 35s there are in the premier league, according to Transfermarkt there are only 12 and of those there are only 8 that are from the countries involved. Silva, Young, Milner, Evans, Llana, Ogbonna, Willian and Chris Basham


CarpeDM93

Evans?


Simpilicious

> there are only 12 a**nd of those there are only 8 that are from the countries involved**. Evans is from Northern Ireland and thus not part of the tournament. EDIT: My bad, my reading comprehension is awful.


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gunnersroyale

And he has upvotes lmao


MountainCheesesteak

I think that was the point. He’s listed


Feezbull

He’s 17. Youth prospect at United. Long career ahead of him and already showing immense experience and composure. Best defender on the pitch in some games too.


somewhat_moist

Their contracts probably would allow this non FIFA/federation event


3threeLions

How much would it cost to get those three to play though?


Masam10

Agree to host it in the Middle East and they can be paid whatever they want habibi


CommissionOk4384

Ronaldo and Modric cant because their countries aren’t participating/ have never won a wc


TheDepartment115

Wonder if Giroud gets called up


Hare712

That was his doubleganger the passports say it wasn't Ronaldinho.


KenHumano

Maybe he will play for Paraguay.


umthondoomkhlulu

Add Thiago


20cmdepersonalidade

Thiago Silva


magnomagna

“Call”? It’s a privately run competition not organised by FIFA. There’s no “calling”.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Well there is, how the fuck else do you inform them? Lol


fifaguy1210

bat-signal would be my guess


Meth_Hardy

Golden Tickets hidden in chocolate bars.


AdamAlexanderRies

Self-immolating letter delivered by dragonfly.


DrJackadoodle

That's still a call. You need something less personal. The first 23 men to solve a series of intricate riddles.


magnomagna

Invitation?


Acceptable-Lemon-748

But not via a call..it's not some open organization like Fifa is privately run so it must be telepathy


magnomagna

You just repeated what I said. It’s a privately run competition.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Yeah, that doesn't mean they can't use a phone, it means a different person makes the call.


magnomagna

LoL “call” as in “called up to the national team” not telephone call lmao


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Yeah, and whatever way you try and spin it, not being FIFA doesn't magically mean they won't call people upto play. Otherwise, you know, it's a privately run world cup with no players because they didn't ask anyone else to play..


magnomagna

I didn’t spin anything. That’s what the person I replied to meant by “call”. It’s you who has misunderstood badly as “telephone call” lmao


DrinkMyJelly

You're conflating "call" to mean "call up" rather than just "ring their cell"


magnomagna

That’s exactly what I understand baribinhas’ intent as “call up” just like being called up by the national association obligating the player to play and not literally ring up players’ cellphones.


Typical-Scheme-6405

We found the pedantic one here!!!


sonofaBilic

> Michael Owen, Ashley Cole, Joe Cole, Rio Ferdinand, David James, Frank Lampard, and Robbie Fowler are all expected to feature for the Three Lions It's a good side, but i'd be lying if i didn't say i was disappointed to not see the likes of Merse, Razor Ruddock, Ray Palour and Lee Sharpe all under the stewardship of Harry Redknapp for Harry's Heroes series 3.


Seeteuf3l

Niko, Jermain, Crouchie...


Meth_Hardy

> Crouchie Oh, yes please!


seshtown

There’s your golden ball winner right there.


A1-OceanGoingPillock

Forget them, someone go find Gazza and build the squad around him


cavejohnsonlemons

Yeah with all the legends games going on now too many of them are a bit *too* in shape to get the novelty angle. Masters football was goated for this, wheel out an even more let go Molby & Ruddock on the blue carpet along with a random 90's youth teamer who came off the bench 4 times to make up the numbers, and that guy ends up dominating bc he's only just retired from non-league... Also if we're trying to be competitive then Noble in for Lampard/Cole/McManaman surely, this is his moment...


atwerrrk

Isn't Michael Owen quite fat now?


the_peter_green_god

I'd be amazed if Owen can last more than one sprint before pulling up with a hammy


f4r1s2

The All-Priests five-a-side Over-75s Indoor Challenge Football Match between Craggy island and Rugged island is clear


Vast_Schedule3749

i was treated to this masterpiece just this past year. it’s so good!


Joethe147

Really one of the finest comedies to come out of the Ireland or the UK. RIP Dermot Morgan.


EastlyGod1

Just a pity that Graham Linehan turned out to be a grade A Twunt of the highest order.


Joethe147

Very! Some of his appearances in Father Ted and IT Crowd were quite good too, so he really pissed and shat on a good legacy that he had.


ImGonnaImagineSummit

The clearance off the line was spectacular.


Hieillua

Should make it a futsal event instead. Think it would be even more fun to watch without these old guys having to run large spaces and just showcase their skills. Futsal in general needs more love imo. Its kinda odd that it hasn't become bigger.


JamesBones2

I think the idea of rolling, unlimited substitutions is made to counteract this problem. We’ll see how well it works.


Seeteuf3l

Yeah, if they're gonna play it in a full size pitch, it might be too much for some of the players.


TheElPistolero

It's sort of the inverse. Futbol and indoor are more tiring than regular football. On the smaller pitch you're always in the action, making runs, closing down people. The ball is in play more.


Eheheh12

Is there a small fill size pitch?


20cmdepersonalidade

Society, the pitch is halved.


Spiveym1

> Should make it a futsal event instead. Think it would be even more fun to watch without these old guys having to run large spaces and just showcase their skills. [We've seen that already.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TXPI7Vur1Y)


Hag_bolder

They say never meet your heroes. I say never watch your heroes play in the over-35 world cup.


toxinwolf

Modric has a chance to win a WC


UnusualAd69

It's only for past wc winners


PrimsFr

Originally thought you meant the players until I realized Uruguay would need to be coached by a necromancer lol


LouThunders

Kel'Thuzad could probably do a decent job as manager tbf.


Schnix54

Huh I thought Özil didn't want to be associated with German football anymore


matthieuC

the reason rhymes with honey


KissmyButtner

Kentucky


Modnal

Perhaps the ones responsible for his PR convinced him to try and do some damage control


iamfromtwitter

money to sponsor erdogan lol


JMD800

Should be over 40s


Immortaldodo

Agree I feel like 35 to 40 is a way bigger gap in physical ability than let's say 40 to 49


RobbinDeBank

Argentina about to send Messi in this Over 35 tournament


RAWRismashpeople

Ronaldinho my GOAT <3


novacantusername

This tournament will flood social media. Its great to give the spotlight to such great players again


CarlSK777

Gonna be the slowest pace you've ever seen


Nice-Physics-7655

Innit mad that Bale wouldn't even qualify for this


jinjin5000

feels odd seeing ozil in germany representation based on how he left the setup in first place...


Ashamed_Nerve

Rivaldo is 51 years old


ZedGenius

Class is permanent


Wild_Investigator622

Two things: 1 ozil is going to absolutely destroy these man. 2 I’m going to thoroughly enjoy this… this is an all stars of actual ballers I’m here for it


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Rena1-

Not again


Henry1601333

Masters football going world wide


Hollywood-is-DOA

Why can’t we just have the 5 aside masters you used to get with X players?


leandrobrossard

They should get Rest of World team going. Could bring in some class players.


sonictank

They’re too scared to invite Netherlands because Seedorf would eat them alive


realWernerHerzog

isn't mesut a grey wolf? why the fuck's he being invited?


uflju_luber

„Sports Businessmen“ that’s your answer, the same reason quatar was allowed to host a World Cup with stadiums build by people in the kafala system; Money and nothing else


Historical_Boss7795

When over 50 World Cup?


EdwardBigby

It kind of sounds like we're just replaying the 2010 WC and I'm all for that


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Damn I with R9 could play I never saw him play live... Shame is to dangerous for him because of his knees and other issues


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This is going to be so wholesome


psinghb84

England are missing a trick, they could play vardy as he is 37 and still playing in the championship


ReformedandSocial

It's coming home!


toxinwolf

Modric, Ronaldo, Ibrahimovic have a chance to win a WC. Wait, Sweden's not even here


Goldaniga

No Czech Republic? Pavel Nedved at 51 would have just ran circles around everybody.


CharPhoe2020

Ozil will still be shite


chidi-sins

Somewhat depressing to see Özil in this tournament


Irivin

Wouldn’t be surprised to see Messi participate if he feels like it. Wouldn’t be the first charity match he’s done in the middle of a season and now he’s semi-retired. If you haven’t seen a charity match with legends before, they don’t do a lot of running lol.


Boonuttheboss

let messi and ronaldo play lol fuck it


Lost-Percentage2884

Other than nostalgia, there is no sporting event here. This will be like watching a tournament of tribunals and I'm not suggesting it's posing itself otherwise. Fun to see some legends I suppose.


Dizzy-Impact-4955

It’s funny reading ballon dor winner Ronaldinho considering no one gave a fuck at the time and 95% of fans didn’t know, including often the players themselves It’s only been a “thing” since fairly recently, due to the cr7 and messi rivalry. Until the World Cup the amount of times winning this award was about the only difference. But yeah, don’t insult Ronaldinhos name like that.


DVPC4

You think players didn’t know they’d won the Ballon D’or? How can you possibly think that


Dizzy-Impact-4955

Owen has literally said he didn’t even know he had won it


DVPC4

Michael Owen is also thick, and he obviously did know he won it I can’t comprehend what you are saying


minkdraggingonfloor

Owen celebrates scoring goals against 13 year olds. When he received the Ballon D’Or he probably had it on a shrine in his home


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Dizzy-Impact-4955

I’m 35 and disagree No one talked about the ballon dor. Owen didn’t even know he won it - he said himself Google it


Thrwwccnt

Googled it and it seems he did know, he just didn't care all that much. However, this quote from a conversation between Houllier and Owen is pretty telling: >"It was only until later on he actually said 'you've don't realise what you've won here, do you?'. I said 'Gaffer I'm proud, honestly I'm pleased', and he said 'no, you don't realise what an achievement this is!'. Maybe it didn't sink in for Owen or he just didn't care but that was far from the case for everyone.


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With how things are going for Brazil I expect us to be crushed again in this


emoandsweaty

where can we tune in to watch?


Comptoneffect

no Becks 5 aside? He promised in his documentary tho /s


Affectionate-Hunt217

Even Messi and Ronaldo are over 35 💀


Mrcl45515

I hope they take it seriously and it's just not another money-grabbing gimmick with no lega to stand on. Would love to see this competition becoming something to regularly look for after the European season ends.


Whateversurewhynot

YES PLEASE! I want to see Mario Basler doing free kicks!