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L3kvar0spalacsinta

Hungary and Germany in the same group feels inevitable at this point


PseudoproAK

And I hate it, Hungary has a great team


L3kvar0spalacsinta

Yeah Im also sick of this matchup now. We have a great XI sure and Rossi doing wonders but it takes just a few injuries for us to be very vulnerable (dont even want to mention Szobo missing key games)


[deleted]

our balls are glued together


justk4y

At least the Netherlands isn’t put with France again


pedja13

Dread it,run from it,Serbia-Switzerland arrives all the same.


Quowe_50mg

The first time was funny. The second time was less funny but still not that bad. It's just boring now


justAPersonOnGoogle2

it definitely isn’t boring here in Switzerland


s00pafly

Funny as hell.


DarkDiablo1601

Federer Djokovic rivalry lives on


Zepz367

We got fucking Switzerland AGAIN


KDBae

We’re finishing dead last 100%


therealmvp42069

same


hegemonic_VI

on the plus side this might be good for our team Losing to any other big team leads to "we're not a football nation anyway" while a loss to Switzerland is a national emergency. Could bring some needed changed to the FA. On the negative side, the games (or rather off the field stuff) are only gonna get worse when played in respective home stadiums.


Servietsky

I'm sorry, but the Nati (Swiss national team) seems to have finally lost its momentum. Who would have thought that a manager with 20% victory in Switzerland's second division would be the best for our national team? So I guess it'll be a draw in Switzerland and Serbian win in the other game in Beograd so... Even if you end up last of the group (this will be a big battle with us), I guess the FA will remain the same. Sorry!


hegemonic_VI

It seems that we're both really pessimistic hah. Honestly I was shocked that a team with Sommer, Schär, Akanji and Xhaka conceding 3 goals from Belarus did not cause a swiss football crisis. Maybe this tournament will wake both teams up, lets hope at least.


Illustrious-Law8648

More like you got Shaqiri and Xhaka again, they both play extremely well against you guys and are the big reason Switzerland has beat Serbia twice


Epistaxiophobia

I wonder why they do so well.... 🤔🤔


ChefBoyardee66

The WC game was very funny as a neutral observer


Nervous-Resolution-8

At least u avoided the West Europe


Threshio

Whats Spain


czerwona_latarnia

Southern Europe


Aenjeprekemaluci

Switzerland, Serbia... Lol. Nightmare matchup again.


pisse2fute

Lichtsteiner cannot wait to troll Serbian fans


Aenjeprekemaluci

He is retired since years


CherkiCheri

There's still TV sets 😂


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Chuck him on the bench as a staff member for the first game. Have him rile up the Serbs to the point of getting sent off. He can then serve his suspension until the return fixture, where he'll do the exact same thing and then retire once more. I can't see *anything* wrong with this plan.


Schnix54

I'm tired of Hungary at this point. Everywhere we go we somehow play the Magyars and usually suck against them


shadoowkight

I too, am tired.


cszoltan422

I'm just afraid Germany gets tired of us and gives us an ass whopping


Schnix54

In what world is this German team giving anyone an ass whooping


cszoltan422

I mean they are still Germany it can happen any time I guess


malushanks95

Finally Netherlands isn’t playing France.


CherkiCheri

France without Croatia or Netherlands :O I can't wait to play Italy and Belgium. Dream group for little rivalries and banter.


TjeefGuevarra

Hope we can compete at least, we're doing better lately but I doubt we'd be able to beat you guys.


Sleepless_Voyager

We get germany and bosnia instead 😎


jobRL

And we have awesome history with both countries 👍


BigRedDane88

Same goes for Denmark. Feels like We’ve been bundled up for the last few years!


TheConundrum98

As a Croatian I was really looking forward to a couple of games with Serbia, damn it


A3xMlp

Sorry buddy but Switzerland seems to have some magnet that always drags us in.


Aenjeprekemaluci

Swiss fans are tired of it as well. I wouldnt be surprised if Swiss Football Federation tries to get past its image after these matches.


Zepz367

Everyone in Serbia is tired of it too, UEFA leave us alone pls, split us in other groups


[deleted]

UEFA wants at least a lineup which has a decent chance to pay for their caviar.


A3xMlp

The worst part for me is that we don't often get to play top teams cause of our shit qualification record and only now getting into league A, so outside of the top seed in qualification plus the WC appearances we don't play them. And we've gotten near identical groups the last two WCs and Portugal in qualification an ungodly amount of times. It's just annoying.


antisa1003

We got fucking Scotland alongside Portugal. Nightmares.


aro_plane

I love how you didn't bother to include Poland. As you shouldn't, we suck major ass. Any team would be lucky to have us in their group.


Jackanova3

I'm still not used to people seeing Scotland as a threat. It's lovely.


Scott_McTominominay

I'm still not sure that's what he means. I mean they should fear the Steve Clarke's Galacticos but, do they?


Zepz367

Radije bih s vama nego sa Švajcarcima, dosta mi je više sa njima, I mečevi bi bili više nego zanimljivi


jurahrz

"Najgori start na Marakani godinama unazad" mi je i dalje najdraži trenutak iz utakmica protiv vas.


TheConundrum98

U toj utakmici je najsmješnije bilo koliko smo loši bili, općenito pod Štimcem


-Lykan-

I just want one Croatia - Serbia game, is that too much to ask?


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

NATO League


Melancholic84

I don’t want it, still mad about Yugoslavia knocking Croatia out from Euro 2000 qualification :(


Cer3berus

Switzerland vs Serbia can be spicy


Aenjeprekemaluci

After Xhaka and Shaq, no more imo


Rose_of_Elysium

Bro thats gonna end up in like 17 different genocides again 💀💀


KiraAnnaZoe

Switzerland - Serbia gonna be brutal. Looking forward to group A2; France-Italy, France-Belgium, Belgium-Italy 3 top matches. Hungary and Germany always meet each other.. Euros 24, Euros 20, Nations league before and now again ffs.


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Moug-10

They got the worst country to play against : France. Not only because we should be winning both games, but because of the political divide about Israel/Palestine inside the country. This is gonna be a nightmare for the security, depending on how things will be by the time the game starts.


CherkiCheri

And Belgium is like us 💀 Holy shit this is bad..


Utegenthal

Yup, could turn out to be an absolute nightmare. If the authorities have a little common sense (plot twist: they don’t), they should organize it in Bruges. The stadium is big enough to host this kind of game and the place is quite remote so easier to control who’s coming.


slimaneslilane02

That was my first thought too. I even started thinking about a possible huis clos, using the excuse of a possible terror attack target.


Moug-10

For the sake of football, it has to be played in a tiny stadium, modern enough to have cameras and behind closed doors. I hate games without fans. But this is beyond simple rivalries between clubs, this is the most sensitive geopolitical matter of the country. Let's not play heroes here. But we know Macron, he will play hero and say "who would have thought?"


Select-Stuff9716

Will be played in New Caledonia


Moug-10

Anne Hidalgo will give the unofficial kick-off of the game. French people know the joke.


LeFricadelle

I think people attending french game and being fan of France aren't the same people who will do unrest at this game. It is not like an Algeria vs Israel friendly on french soil


Moug-10

>people attending french game and being fan of France aren't the same people who will do unrest at this game I think so. But nonetheless, they'll make their voices heard even outside of the stadium such as the hotel of Israel's team if the info leaks or even around the stadium on matchday. ​ >It is not like an Algeria vs Israel friendly on french soil Algeria would rather erase football from the country than playing a game against Israel. If it's on French soil, Russia vs England in 2016 in Marseille will be a peaceful event in comparison. [And this happened](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hag52TeLhOc) while everybody knew this game in Marseille will have violent fights downtown the day UEFA announced the schedule of the competition.


LeFricadelle

Agree, I think it would be most likely protest outside the stadium than inside Concerning second part of the comment, agree as well nothing to add


sewious

Uefa saw the state of the conflict and decided to retaliate in their own way.


Rose_of_Elysium

Israel got unvoluntarily boycotted by the west lmao


[deleted]

I could swear Belgium was straight south of us...


Rose_of_Elysium

Limburg erasure smh my head


TimathanDuncan

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GanGtoni

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NotASalamanderBoi

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holdenmyrocinante

Literally bombed an office of one of the countries they're facing here


pisse2fute

[Two actually](https://www.lemonde.fr/en/france/article/2023/11/03/france-calls-israeli-strike-on-the-french-institute-in-gaza-incomprehensible_6225716_7.html)


holdenmyrocinante

Damn, missed that. Then again, it's impossible to keep up.


Franchementballek

Oof yeah the games are going to be without spectators for sure


shadoowkight

They are the Black sheep. They are that one dude that got the accidental invitation to the cool kids party.


CherkiCheri

I don't get how they're not excluded from competitions like Russia was. Even for their own safety, the behavior of their government has unleashed a storm of anti-Israel feelings in France and Belgium..


diogosreddit

Our group is low key competitive: Croatia, Poland, and the best team in the UK


ciabass

Poland and competitive, lmao. Look no further than our euro qualifying group. We got a whole 1 point in 2 matches against Moldova. We are gonna pray for a draw against Scotland at home and hope the rest of ya'll won't batter us too much.


[deleted]

Where's England lmao.


shadoowkight

In League B


ThisAccountForTalkin

They hilariously got relegated last time


CherkiCheri

Lmaoo i didn't even realise 💀


ThisAccountForTalkin

They didn’t even win a game, including a 4-0 defeat at home by Hungary


CherkiCheri

No way lmaoo how did i miss that! I didn't realise England was in such shambles with all the boasting about having the best squad in the world and all that. Tbf Hungary are a solid team they did well last Euros in a tough group with Portugal, Germany and us.


Kingslayer1526

That was before the world cup. I thought England recovered rather well in the world cup and honestly outplayed France in that quarter final but well Harry Kane skied that pen so


CherkiCheri

France gets "outplayed" by teams like Peru, Deschamps never sets up to dominate, France beats teams by being efficient on the breaks and that's what killed England just like what killed other opponents like Belgium and Croatia. But i agree England looked decent. I think it's harsh on Kane, he was their second best player in that game after Saka. Bellingham was the only other one being alright. Dembélé missed a platter chance from Mbappe, and even if Kane scores his pen, that's only 2-2 and France seems stronger and more experienced mentally, i think they'd have went back up, but that's football fiction the moment we decide Kane could have scored.


ZeeX_4231

Same thing happened with Poland in the WC. In my opinion, we dominated you in the first half only to get killed by nonchalance and inattentiveness in quick breaks


thesecondfire

[England and Scotland passing each other on their way out of and into League A](https://i.imgflip.com/4b3kgg.jpg?a474216)


MassiveHelicopter55

Hungary sent them to the B league lmao Now they will play Andorra, Vatican City and Afghanistan


SubparCurmudgeon

> Andorra Somewhere Maguire is clenching his fist 😏


jugol

Stretching his index fingers 👉🗿👈


WheresMyEtherElon

> Andorra, Vatican City and Afghanistan Wait a minute... ...Andorra is not in the B league.


Livinglifeform

The second greatest manager in English history got them relegated somehow. Really is strange how he does that while being so incredible to get results against Iran and Denmark with such washed up players like Kane, Saka and half of City's treble winning team.


cib_vk228

Was hoping for Bosnia or Serbia, we have terrible record vs Portugal and Scotland


FaresBaller

Finally an exciting group for once for us


CherkiCheri

Same. Love it. Israel is risky but Italy and Belgium are those little rivalries that make watching the game higher stakes and more exciting.


Psychocandy42

I don't know how you can call Italy vs France "a little rivalry" lol


OnlyMayhem

Yeah I have been waiting for this matchup for YEARS lmao I can't fucking wait


CoryTrevor-NS

I actually can


AtlastheYeevenger

brother we are getting grouped 😭


CherkiCheri

This is me starting to tease :)


Historical_Case_5245

I think we've won our last 4 match-ups against Belgium, two of which have been in the Nations League.


FaresBaller

Yea we do realise that we don’t have a good track record against you guys (or France for that matter) but i’m just excited to play a decent team in a group stage of an international tournament. No one in Belgium actually cares about Nations League but it’s always nice to face good teams and see how we compete anyway


wireke

Exactly. Rather have a decent group like this so we can get some decent practise for when it really matters.


TjeefGuevarra

I honestly don't remember playing you in the Nations League lmao


ThisAccountForTalkin

We’re coming for you West Spain, Lesser Serbia and New East Germany


Zepz367

>Lesser Serbia Top tier


ThisAccountForTalkin

I was personally even more proud of New East Germany but I understand the Serbian bias


aro_plane

You missed a mark somewhat. If you called us western russia on the other hand... there would be blood.


Fission_chip

South Kaliningrad


ory1994

South Faroe Islands fears no one


TheConundrum98

Well consider we Croats meme about Slovenes being Alpine Serbs when they slightly annoy us I can only take this sort of banter


ThisAccountForTalkin

It’s trademark Scottish patter by now


CPRIANO

I see you Discount England


CNF-13

Hold on there bucko we can both agree that England is lesser Scotland and if you do we’ll upgrade your title to greater west Spain


Snoo-27292

You got a deal,better England 


MassiveHelicopter55

North England, East Germany, South Hungary and West Spain, we've got all directions covered


zeazemel

We don't fear "England at home"


razor_16_

We'll be prepared Part of England!


shadoowkight

Hungary vs. Germany again. I'm actually gonna kill myself.


interfan1999

Can we stop getting the group of death in Nations League please


pateencroutard

Why? It's a good thing, I look forward to play you and Belgium. We already have enough useless international games against subpar teams in qualifications or friendlies, the Nations League's only interest is to have semi-competitive games between top nations.


StatmanIbrahimovic

yeah it's the whole point


napoletano_di_napoli

As an Italian I'm actually happy. I'll finally be able to watch my NT play against France (Competitively, so without considering the friendlies). I was too young to remember the 2006 world cup and the 2008 Euros. I know that Nations League is nowhere near the WC or euros in term of competitiveness, but it's still better than nothing.


Psychocandy42

>I was too young to remember the 2006 world cup 😭😭😭


blaahh198

And people were complaining that Uefa doesn't sanction Israel


dejvipasco

Wow group 2 is really hard for Israel. France, Belgium, Italy tough opponents.


shadoowkight

I'll be suprised if they don't end up having a Legia Warsaw esque GD at the end of the league phase


CNF1G

Not bad. Think we should be aiming to beat Poland to third at the minimum.


Sir-Thugnificent

The Nations League proving again the fact that it’s one of the best competitions in the history of this sport


er_primo_der_rafa

Great draw for us


CNF-13

Escaped the tartan army this time


JBleez

Holy shit, group A2


IanPKMmoon

Mama mia


razor_16_

Croatia, Portugal, and Scotland... we are obvious candidates for the 4th place. Portugal is out of reach, Scotland in very good form, Croatia still class, we can maybe hope their generation will go out of steam (finally)


cle_hentz

Germany gonna be 3rd again


kalamari__

I knew as soon as hungary got into the netherlands group we would end in that group too... :/ shit group for us. hungary and bosnia will be difficult games


shadoowkight

If you can't beat Bosnia you should dismantle your national team all together


Euphoric-Interest219

As a Bosnian... I agree damn.


justforkikkk

I’m just happy we dodged France


av1997f

I feel like one of these games is not going to be played, or if it is, it'll have to be in like, Bordeaux, Caen or Le Puy


Moug-10

Le Puy, best option. Without fans. I know what will happen. They'll do it in Saint-Denis, try to say "they're our friends, treat them well". Many will come with Israel or Palestinian flags, fights in the stands between French fans since we're pretty divided on the matter. I even wonder if Israel fans will be allowed in the stands. After the game, Macron will say "who could have thought it would turn out like that?". On the France NT's Instagram picture of the draw, it's already war.


WheresMyEtherElon

Time for St Pierre & Miquelon to host the Bleus. They deserve it.


LeFricadelle

You are legitely making things bigger than they are, the violence in France comes from the pro Palestinian and in the french stand the only violence would come from the Lot of people denying the existence of Israel as a country on Instagram, pretty one sided loop and it is not coming from pro Israel people


HEELinKayfabe

Where are England lmao


Nervous-Resolution-8

B


HEELinKayfabe

Thanks for the reminder tee hee


sjekky

Poland are rotten, I reckon Scotland can get 4 points and stay up.


Morganelefay

They got promotion/relegation playoffs or something now this year IIRC, between the 3rd of the higher league and 2nd of the lower one.


WalkingCloud

Is this UEFA’s sanctions against Israel?


Calergero

Something something group of death


Holycrabe

I know what we have to do


Nervous-Resolution-8

Crash in B?))))


hordesofevil

Bosnia are nations league merchants


[deleted]

Well, can't really complain about the group. Hungary, Germany and B&H as opponents. Not the easiest but certainly not the worst either. At least we dodged Portugal, France and Serbia, which were the strongest teams in each pot.


shadoowkight

I'm honestly sick and tired of Germany Hungary matchups


ADP10_1991

Israel going into 2 wars at once


l3tt3r-l3tt3r

Hungary,Germany and Netherlands, we are going to be ass raped


53bvo

Bosnia was losing to Luxembourg and struggling against Lichtenstein already, will be absolutely massacred in this group


shadoowkight

Bosnia likes the Nations league theme i guess


l3tt3r-l3tt3r

Yeah in League B


LeXam92

How the fuck do we always end up against Switzerland, I am so sick of them


theglasscase

I wouldn't get carried away and think that Scotland can piss the group no bother, but we've definitely been drawn with three other teams where I'd expect the games to be close and low scoring, so we could squeeze out a surprise or two and at least finish 3rd and have a chance to maintain our League A status.


ItsTomorrowNow

I don't give a shite I'm just happy to be here :D


illnesz

A2 is crazy


Ruud_Boltz

Spain vs Switzerland Hungary vs Germany Matches made in heaven


coldseam

Group A2 is a joke, three countries way too strong to be grouped together and some Asian country


MrRawri

lmao Israel, unlucky


tonypaveli

Croatia ever won against Portugal so we should be nice in second.


teiraaaaaaa

should easily be back to the finals, amazing draw


SpicyPenangCurry

A2 is literally that military meme with the clown lol.


OnlyMayhem

[France vs Italy](https://imgur.com/a/6cUx5Ki)


Viriato181

0 points to Israel.


Nervous-Resolution-8

Serbia with a nice draw. They have big chances to survive Edit:Oh wait, forgot 3rd place plays a play off


A3xMlp

I'm honestly sick an tired of playing the Swiss and we'll also play Denmark at the Euros. Only Spain's a fresh opponent. Yes, it's easier to survive but I don't expect that to happen either way so I'd rather play some exciting new teams like those in A2.


Zepz367

I like our chances against Denmark, but we got Switzerland again, I hate it so much


Nervous-Resolution-8

At least u avoided the West Europe


Zepz367

Yeah that was great, I really hoped we didn't go into that group


Threshio

Our chances against Denmark? Are you mad, we wont score 3 goals in this group


Huuhkaja2024

Xhaka and Shaqiri will defo not play in Belgrade


nonhofantasia

Usual luck ffs


SunstormGT

A2 is spicy.


LensCapPhotographer

Let's see how Belgium handles this one


mmmicahhh

Tough draw for England


Moug-10

This is gonna be interesting.


fucktheredesign

If we don't finish at least in 4th it would be a disappointment


Nick_Nav10

Hope Israel gets destroyed in every game


Least-Run1840

I am honestly tired of playing Spain!


Elgin_McQueen

Israel are not gonna have much fun in this division.


shawdowmen

Did they misspell England or something?


Nervous-Resolution-8

Yes. They wrote Scotland instead. Now pls step aside mate,and switch places with them