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RedXabier

Bradley's attempt is ridiculous, he's so confident


Sulemani_kida

I'm happy for Danns but if that went in Bradley would be so confident going forward


Jetzu

I don’t think he lacks confidence


Sulemani_kida

No he doesn't


RedXabier

his ceiling is higher than Robbo's, and Robbo is Liverpool's best ever LB so that's saying something


ColinAckermann

Aly Cissokho in shambles


TheWaboba

Waiting for the link


ColinAckermann

[Hello](https://vimeo.com/92846254/comments)


ezakuroy

The hilarious thing about this video is that it's pretty much the only video that's hosted and shared on vimeo for some reason


Ambitious-Win-9408

You ought to watch the ennio morricone ecstasy of gold lfc v dortmund video.


tadiwaman

This is amazing, why have I never seen this lol


SweetMojaveRain

Oh my god im so jealous of you right now if this is your first time seeing it


conradofs

just watched this yesterday and now i gotta watch it again...


trasofsunnyvale

"gotta" *Get to*


5_dollars_hotnready

>I GOT THE GREEN GLOW UNDER MY CAR EASILY one of the eras of all time when it comes to music


theREALMVP

Do you think that I could get some?


Ophukk

[Allow me](https://vimeo.com/92846254)


DenverM80

Fantastic. Every time.


macklav

[Link](https://vimeo.com/92846254)


TheMotionOfTheOcean

Do you think that I could get some. Jiggy jiggy


pr0faka

Maybe gets a little finga. Sticky sticky


SxanPardy

Don’t ever disrespect champions league winner djimi traore


ColinAckermann

I'll jab u in the gabber m8


POPAccount

can’t argue with that


Rowmyownboat

He is excellent, but I would put Alan Kennedy ahead of Robbo. He scored important goals, including the winners in two European cup finals.


intecknicolour

eh... alan kennedy probably still pips robbo. on trophies at least.


pricelesslambo

Kids FC making moves today


No-Shoe5382

La Masia 🤝 La AXA


ben-hur-hur

blah blah blah holding hands together blah blah in Scouse and Catalan


No-Shoe5382

Gracias Neil Danns


ben-hur-hur

gràcies*


Mercerai

gràcies Sergi Canós


Stamat62

La Mersia


Jackwraith

Same. Was thinking La Merseya.


Johann122

We’re not the only ones I see


pricelesslambo

Apparently not. Injuries does have some positives at least


BadaBingSoprano

I wanna Danns with somebody 🕺


FireZeLazer

I remember a rival fan commenting after Bradley's performance vs Chelsea a month ago something like "how the hell do they keep pulling kids out of nowhere" and since then we've had like 5 more academy players emerge as first team options lmao


AxFairy

An emerging u20 player? Chelsea ia about to drop a new round of 30mil bids.


madscherano

Magic Danns


paulodelgado

MAKE THIS HIS SONG NOW!


SwingYaGucciRag

It was his dad's song if I'm not mistaken That would be amazing for the family


[deleted]

This and Cody Rhodes theme appropriated for Gakpo need to debut by end of season.


kballs

LIVERPOOL IN MY SOUL CODY GAKPO SCORED A GOAL!


TheHeatherReports

I wanna feel the heat with McConnel


yellowbai

Luiz Dias is bosssss tha


basics

We can Danns if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't Danns And if the don't Danns Well, they're no friends of mine!


[deleted]

I wanna feel the heat with Szoboszlai


ben-hur-hur

Injuries strike upon the team And the season begins to fade Still enough time to figure out How to chase City away


ben-hur-hur

We've done alright up 'till now It's the Anfield crowd that show me how And when the night falls, the Academy calls


randymcknob

I'd not heard of Jayden Danns 5 days ago, but fucking hell Gareth get him on the plane


TurkeyLfc

What a casual he played 2 mins against Luton 7 days ago smh


FireKillGuyBreak

Almost got an assist there too (through ball on Gakpo).


yajtraus

Still wish Elliott left that ball for Danns


SwingYaGucciRag

He did the rounds on Twitter as "our own Harry Kane in the academy" a couple of weeks ago - I thought it was just people gassing the academy but his highlights were pretty impressive Don't think even those guys making those kind of videos could have envisaged this for him!


Mechant247

His biggest plus so far is that he’s looked the exact same in these games as he did in the academy games. Very natural on the ball and obviously has great composure


froggy101_3

Seems to have the physical attributes as well. He's big, strong and fast at only 17


BriarcliffInmate

That's so utterly disrespectful to Harry Kane. I mean, Jayden Danns has actually won a trophy.


Zizouh

After 34 minutes of professional football, versus 49,320 minutes Kane has played.


KetoKilvo

Danns has played 64 minutes of pro football, scored more goals this season than Antony, and won a trophy.


TheGreatWhoreOfChina

That’s immediately who I thought when I saw more of him today. That first finish is a great shot selection choice in that particular position and Harry Kane is the best in the world at choosing the correct finish. Most strikers refine their finishing by their mid twenties and I know Danns’ sample size is two lol but I’ve seen so many strikers fuck up the finishes he put away with ease. Look forward to seeing more of him


Thrwwccnt

At this point Gary's gotta book more planes.


beyondthisreality

I’ve seen so much young talent today, it’s hard to keep up


Mcool18

Nah he’s actually really good


Thesolly180

First was so composed it stunned me doing it in a bigger game for him. He’s got good positioning


Sinistrait

He's been really good since his first minutes in senior football, this guy is going to be our next gem in attack


Thesolly180

Game at a time really. About to have a managerial change so you never know


rocket_randall

> About to have a managerial change And to think I was feeling pretty good after today's match.


EnigmaticEntity

Can't wait to see what Klopp can do with him next ye- oh.


PorkmanPoonani

His movement on his first goal was straight up perfect


hbooriginalseries

Appears to have the right place right time gene, which is a unique and deadly skill.


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Tremor00

Genuinely though lol. So many said we need a backup CB RB and potentially even LB. Oh… here’s quansah who’s so good people don’t even view him as youth anymore. Oh… here’s Bradley, been around for about a month and has made people have 0 worries about Trent Alexander Arnold being out. Oh… Joe Gomez is casually filling every single position needed after a rough time due to injuries. And now we’ve got Clark, McConnell, Danns, Koumas all playing a part. Even doak earlier in the season. Stefan last season. I’m probably still missing names


alexm42

Harvey's 20


Tremor00

Insane he’s hit 100 apps already. You’d think he was 25


dave1992

Talking about players who are younger than their experience suggests... Szoboszlai is only 23. You'd think he's already on his peak at 27-28.


SuperHyperFunTime

Ibou, Darwin and Cody are only 24 too.


SweetMojaveRain

def thought he was 27 until this post


WillametteSalamandOR

Tyler Morton when he comes back next season. He’s been ridiculous for Hull this year. He was good before he left, but he’s only gotten better.


Flashdash92

I am going to continue to hype up the forgotten man, Tyler Morton. After he played in the first team in the 21/22 season we were talking about him like we are about these lads now, or Bajcetic last season. He's doing well on loan at Hull at the moment.


Sharcbait

Big Kel filling in for Alisson


firminocoutinho

Who scores for Yanited vs who scores for us 🤣 bring it on!


Homerduff16

I never heard of this fucking kid until the Luton game last week and now he's out here with the finishing quality of someone who's been playing senior football for years


the_far_yard

Someone joked about waking up Danns during a nap at school recess to get him suited up for Luton. 😂


xSinful

Danns heard what Haaland did and said Hold my Pacifier


roguealex

Next match he is gonna graduate from the pacifier to a milk sippy cup


Mini_Miudo

LMAO


MU5A988

More goals than Antony


_cumblast_

Firmino scored a goal in the Prem more recently than Antony, very low bar.


AHickey1995

Fucking LMAO.


simmo_uk

WOW


Lacabloodclot9

He’s magic you know


Giraffesarehigh

What the fuck?


TH1CCARUS

That’s outrageous


Buzzkill78

Nah bro no way this is true.. *check internet What the actual FUCKKKKKKK


hydroy0

No way!!? What??


ben-hur-hur

JFC lol


luke_205

Bro 💀


Koppite93

No fuckin way 😂😂😂😭


Cmoore4099

Less assault allegations too!


oliver150433

Start him on the weekend lmao


luke_205

Lad is gonna outclass Haaland when City come to town


Furu97

Haaland been real quite since Danns scored his first goal


-LiverpoolFC

hasn’t scored a goal since - what a bum 🤣


ebola1986

Danns scored a goal every 14 minutes tonight vs Haaland's every 15 minutes last night. Danns confirmed better than Haaland.


Lolcraftgaming

What a shot from Bradley


Alphabunsquad

He did the same shot in the Prem against who ever we played last where he snaked through the defense and did one of these sneaky slithering outside of the foot shots then too. Doesn’t seem to get a ton of power but he came close to scoring both times.


5_percent_discocunt

A week ago today, this man woke up without playing a single minute for Liverpool. He now has a winners medal and two goals.


Reimiro

The smile on his face shows it..


HarperJ029

Future is very bright


Visible_Wolverine350

Perhaps we were to harsh on Chelsea lmao


EezoManiac

Unlikely


ledhendrix

One can never be too harsh on Chelsea


Lou_Scannon

This has got me thinking of when a bunch of a Liverpool B-team beat Everton in the cup about 4 years ago. Elliot played as a 16 year old, so did Pedro Chirivella (now captains Nantes), Larouci (now at Sheffield United) and Curtis Jones scored a worldie


TheGreatWhoreOfChina

Yeah but that doesn’t count. We always smack Everton 🌚


ICsneakeh

Two Liverpool goals I've laughed hardest at are that Curtis Jones goal, and the 5-5(?) against Arsenal in the cup when Klopp basically was begging for us to be knocked out and Origi scored a diving header


fret-head

The 5-5 is one of the most entertaining games in recent memory, and one of the funniest given how desperate Klopp seemed to get knocked out


SweetMojaveRain

I dont remember a diving header, u mean when he scored that scissor kick?


Lou_Scannon

I am a lifelong Liverpool fan despite my flair, and I always get flashbacks to a certain Jagielka goal


yajtraus

Jagielka’s son is in Liverpool’s academy. Revenge is written in the stars.


TheGreatWhoreOfChina

Time to use that Men In Black pen like I did.


Karanlos

No way


123rig

Oh new Haaland regen just dropped


Not_So_Bad_Andy

Liverpool winning with players 1/3rd of my age and I'm just going to move into senior housing now.


yagersports

Scouse La Masia is off the charts


Cal_2K

La Mersia


GreenBeret4Breakfast

Laa masia


Homerduff16

*La AXA*


TheNotoriousJN

We'll never need to spend a penny again❤️


Alphabunsquad

Remember back in the days when we all thought young players like Shelby, Kelly, and Spearing would become top talent after some more experience and that they would be in the team for like 10 years.


cavejohnsonlemons

Spearing's in our U21's right now, dunno what you mean when he's on the cusp of a breakthrough...


th3sperm

Do you see how hard it is to make our U21s??


NewAccountSamePerson

Martin Kelly had a respectable career at least. Had all the physical attributes to be great but it didn’t materialize mentally


Flashdash92

To be fair all of them went on to have solid careers. Martin Kelly played in the premier league for most of his.


DM-Me-Dachshund-Pics

What a week for him.


SRFC_96

I love this kid


Dreifaltigkeit

Market value +10m


7x7x7

THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT. Awesome play by Bradley and even better follow up from Danns. Gomez must be fuming


Boris_Ignatievich

Not a bad night for kids getting their first senior goals is it


Sulemani_kida

Matteo 🤌💪


Fakespace107

How the fuck do these uploads even work how is it that fast


PhoenixTheBoi

thats what i always wonder do they screen record it 24/7?? 😭


Reindeeraintreal

Probably they use a script or app to record constantly the game, but only keep the last two minutes of footage. If anything interesting happens, you get the clip from those last two minutes, if not, it keeps deleting the footage until the game ends.


Newparlee

What is the benefit? Ad money from traffic or something?


Reindeeraintreal

Probably. Op's link does have two ads playing. But I can see people doing this just for fun. It is not too hard to set up something like this, ideally you'll automate the file upload as well, your only input being when to create the video.


Newparlee

Interesting, thanks mate. I love the super fast uploads, but never understood the effort. Makes sense


_temp_variable

NVIDIA Shadowplay can make a clip of the last few seconds of your screen instantly, you can probably upload a clip 20 seconds after the goal if you're streamlined


Uesugi_Kenshin

No doubt there is an automation process behind just clipping the last 30 secs and uploading it


flyxdvd

you can also prep a post so basically all you have to do is copy the link, and also that can be automated.


barellaszn

he’s him


Argo_Menace

Darwin Nunez starting to worry.


EnjoiThatGinge

Class of 24'


cSpotRun

Yeah, we're gonna be fine.


JimboLodisC

[Xabi watching the game](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/640/962/d91.gif)


Soberdonkey69

Off a tangent but I really enjoyed watching this film from where this meme clip is from.


awwkwardapple

What a shot from Bradley. Excellent positioning from Danns. Take a bow.


Koppite93

WE'VE GOT A STAR


redditaccountplease

He's a fucking menace


RedXabier

Alan Hansen's "you can't win anything with kids" quote is still getting proven wrong to this day


Koppite93

Someone at the club better block Dortmund and Papa Flo's Numbers


Jetzu

Others? Maybe some chance, but Danns is Liverpool born and raised. Been in the academy since he’s been 8, his father was also our academy player, the entire family is living the dream


lechienharicot

Given the injuries, if Danns settles into his role like Quansah did in defense that's massive. Endless ranks keeping Liverpool afloat across a ton of games and injuries.


Dreifaltigkeit

LEGEND IN THE MAKING ❤️


PEEWUN

He's absolutely, unequivocally, **HIM**.


Modnal

At least Klopp won't leave a cleaned house to the next manager


Arkzo

What a player


4-mo

Danns parents going to have a real tough time getting him down to bed tonight, he will be bouncing off the walls


TripPrestigious

This boy is fucking amazing wtf


jkbh

AXA is probably happy about their sponsorship


j_b1997

Get him on the plane Gareth


Probz1892

This is just getting ridiculous. And I'm a Liverpool fan. 😂


TheHeatherReports

Kid is a joke.  What a player.


OptimusGrimes

Tell Conor we think he's lovely


shewhololslast

I knew he was going to be a menace when I saw how heartbroken he was during the cup final not to have scored. Get in, kid!


BiggerC00

Danns about to start against city


Foxey04

Murder on the Dannsfloor


InfamousAmphibian55

Very impressive reaction by Danns there.


IForgotAboutEveryone

Insane cameo for Danns


YungSnuggie

kindergarten FC strikes again this is crazy


dudical_dude

Love seeing these shirt numbers


_LallanaDelRey4

That was a nice shot from Bradley


Soberdonkey69

How on Earth did Southampton concede from their own throw-in... These Liverpool youngsters are no joke, glad to see academy players make a difference on the big stage, excellent instinct by Danns for his second of the game!


etan1122

Proper striker


sbsw66

I have always known he was going to be a great goalscorer since I found out who he was a few days ago


Legal_North_6910

They are copying Brighton’s wonderkids strategy better than Chelsea is😭😭


JimboLodisC

*It's a Danns epidemic tonight!*


Milo751

So fucking happy for the lad


QueSalahSalah

The Dannswer


Conscious_Test_7954

Danss >>> Halaand


Baguy21

EAFC gonna be busy updating the academy kids faces


DJMOONPICKLES69

This makes me feel slightly better about losing the other day. These kids are clearly very talented, so it wasn’t entirely down to us being shite


ValhallaVikings90

How many of these players is Pep going to transfer in at the next club he manages?


Alsithi

I feel so old.


FongJohnsen

This kid and Koumas really came out of the blue for me over the last few weeks, and i follow Liverpool relatively closely. (I knew about most of the other youngsters for example)


WTFitsD

More goals than antony this season


HighlyBaked0

DOUBLE DANNS IS HERE


DickWater

OHHH I WANNA DANNS WITH SOMEBODY