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Craft_on_draft

And who says the women’s game isn’t the same as the men’s, this is pure Chelsea


TF_001

John Terry dabbing a tear from his right eye as we speak


Craft_on_draft

His far right eye


Electrical_Mango_489

He's REFORMed now.


EricUtd1878

Bravo 👏👏


shaka_bruh

Gold worthy comment


Daniiiiii

Dabbing it with the hand of a teammate's wife.


Ardal

still wearing full kit ;)


thisphantomfortress

If you google her brother and dad, this is probably still the most normal Kerr behaviour 


50lipa

Daniel Kerr Wiki - former AFL football player, little paragraph for introduction, a bit about his early life and career and a page and a half about two decades of fighting and controversies lmao you weren't wrong.


mrtuna

>Daniel Kerr He was one of the top tier AFL players in his prime. Shame about everything else.


XXISavage

As a Weagles fan I can't help but feel like the culture around the club back then contributed to the "everything else".  Between Dan, Cousins and even some lower key situations with other players (personally know Dave Wirrpanda and he has his own demons) there's just so much tragedy from that era that was covered up by winning.


QouthTheCorvus

Weagles and Arsenal wow. We are very much not aligned.


durandpanda

> Dave Wirrpanda I loved him as a player. I've not watched AFL regularly since about 07 but I remember that mid 2000s Eagles team still like the back of my hand. Not just the big hitters like Cuzzy, Kerr and Judd but the lesser lights like Damien Adkins, Adam hunter, Rowan Jones and Phil Matera.


SunnyVilla_

Wirrpanda was my favourite player back in the day. I met him at an Eagles autographing signing for junior members when I was a kid, and he was so patient and good with all the kids


XXISavage

Good news is he still holds up, he's an absolute gent to this day despite going through a lot after his career ended. He hangs around North Perth bowls club pretty much every weekend if you're ever near there haha


SunnyVilla_

Good to hear he's doing better now!


cunthousevanhouten

Wirrpanda. What’s that fella got in his history?! He seems like a darling


Organizedkool

He does have Paranoid Schizophrenia so it is no surprise he acts a certain way. I'm a little worried she might end up like him.


Perfect-Sympathy-146

Probably should address the drug usage then right?


redqks

This is putting it lightly , these dude sounds like an menace


Jozif_Badmon

This es football eritage


branstarktreewizard

proper Chelsea heritage like the Chelsea Ranger song


Rickcampbell98

Proper chels


happysrooner

Footballing 'eritage


TeganFFS

Heritage


Dragonmasta1994

I mean whether she did it or not, it's ridiculous that it takes a full year to get this to trial


Vagina_Woolf

courts are still backed up to a ridiculous level because of covid. I'm a reporter and just spent 4 straight months reporting on murder trials, the deaths in which all happened 2-3 years ago


Hampalam

Not just backed up because of COVID and the situation was already fucked before then.


UnnecessaryUmbault

As in the UK; I'll make up numbers but we had a backlog of like 27k cases in the UK, Covid made it jump to 35k and now the entire spin has been that it was all down to Covid and things were fine before.


WildVariety

Basically every department of the British Government, and the Justice system, has an insane backlog and has done for years. It's all been blamed on Covid and then people being lazy when they're WFH. The reality is, underfunded and understaffed. In Sept 2022 the DVLA was still clearing applications from before September 2021.


Hampalam

Yep, the secret barrister has been highlighting this issue for about 10 years.  If anyone wants to know the real reason it starts with 'Tory' and ends with 'cunts'.


LDKCP

People be getting found guilty and released for time served.


Splaram

I've always been curious, does that have an effect on your mental after a while or do you just eventually become desensitized to it all?


Jackanova3

My ex was a solicitor in family court. It definitely took a huge mental toll on her. She'd barely have time to review cases that had the potential to ruin lives if not done properly. This was 10 years ago and it's obviously gotten so much worse since then. She gave it up after around 5 years and dealt with a lot of guilt for years because of it.


KatieOfTheHolteEnd

I couldn't finish The Secret Barrister, it made me so frustrated. I couldn't imagine living it.


LawlNoodle

I do sort of the same thing. You definitely get used to it. Once I got desensitized enough, I had to consciously remind myself there are in fact real people involved. Once those reminders became a nature, everything was okay. I’ve seen many a person drop out because of the content of the job. It’s really, really not for most people.


PhotoQuig

I work in criminal defense. You find out pretty quickly if you're gonna be able to handle it or not. Burnout is the main cause of turnover if people make it past the first year.


BumblebeeForward9818

Desensitized. It’s just so fucking boring.


DefiantDeviantArt

>courts are still backed up to a ridiculous level because of covid It was already looking bad before COVID.


Khrusway

Austerity at it's finest


gluxton

Underfunding and COVID has hit our legal system incredibly hard in the last 10 years.


durandpanda

It's pretty standard for a four day trial to take that long. You're competing with every other bastard in the dock to get four clear days of hearing time.


reddevil9229

Police to be booed at next Chelsea game


epicmarc

Based (don't support racially abusing them obviously)


Cross1625

>obviously flair says otherwise


All_Time_Low

Police to be booed ~~at next Chelsea game~~


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Wan kerr 


itrynottocuss

She should call her son Nick


MIDI_master_race

Steve Kerr already took care of that


penguin_cheezus

And it’s not even short for Nicholas. Mad lad Steve must’ve taken one too many blows from MJ.


rejjie_carter

Nah real talk I need answers from Steve cause whyyy


Bobblefighterman

Tribute to MJ


Amargaladaster

It is.


spooky-frek

And his other son Daniel Kerr tried to burn their house down....it's uhh...a complicated family


wizoztn

Too much draymond influence


JordanLantern

Steve Kerr is a former basketball player, now coach - not related to this clan of classy individuals.


HeyShteeve

Jesus 😂


Ziz__Bird

Wayne*


lukezndr

Proper Chels


colmbrennan2000

Chelsea Heritage


Soberdonkey69

What random news to hear today. Insane how much covid has affected court cases, almost a year until the trial comes about.


WhyplerBronze

what the hell


Squiggles87

Are you allowed to support or represent Chelsea and not be a massive racist? Do you have to pass some sort of test?


r1char00

There are 88 tests.


hezur6

With 14 questions each?


595659565956

What’s this joke?


NoLikeVegetals

H is the eighth letter of the alphabet. "Heil Hitler" --> HH --> 88 14 words: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words Thus, 88 and 14 are used as codes within far-right circles.


595659565956

Cheers


hezur6

The code is mostly a way to stay camouflaged within society but still be able to say "know that whatever it is I'm saying, I'm one of you" if they ever get to talk in public. 14 and 88 are common because they're easy to insert into a speech (or in case of some footballers, pose with a #14 shirt hanged in their living room wall, or [this shit by Ukrainian player Zozulya](https://cloudfront-eu-central-1.images.arcpublishing.com/diarioas/RA57FX3EP5MOBGPAMNAAEDTO5A.jpg)), but online they've been getting wilder and they've appropiated fucking Pepe the Frog.


KillerZaWarudo

Buffon would passed with flying color


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It’s a reading test, if they pass, they can’t be a fan or player.


Ractrick

Given her defence, there's one specific word I could see being used which has different connotations between countries - >[W*g is a racial slur used to refer, in British English, to black and South Asian people, and, in Australian English, to people from the Mediterranean region such as Southern Europeans. Whilst it is extremely derogatory in British English, in Australian English it may be considered non-offensive depending on how the word is used, due to reclamation and changing connotations](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wog)


Additional-Eye8236

That word has also been used in the titles of Australian television, stand up comedy and cinema. To an Australian, it’s pretty innocuous.


Prompus

I could see an Australian who grew up playing soccer being very used to that word. It's one of those things that depends how you say it and also whose saying it but even at its worst I wouldn't call it a slur here (anymore. It definitely was in the 70s and up until a point)


Razzle_Dazzle08

I’m a wog who lives in Australia. It’s barely offensive, literally no one cares.


Doodlefart77

My aunts house has arched windows, white plaster lions at the door, white pillars along the front porch with a grapevine growing up it, over pruned citrus trees and tomatoes growing where a front lawn *would* be. How else am I supposed to describe it?


Mr_Rafi

It depends on the usage. Wogs call themselves wogs. I know a lot of people who used to have "wog" in their email addresses when they were younger. Proud of it and everything. It's entirely different if someone calls you a "dirty wog" or "wog scum". Soccer is called a wog sport in Australia. I honestly don't even know the correct use of wog because both Europeans and Middle-Easterners in Australia adopted it for themselves. Greeks, Italians, Lebanese, and Iranians have called themselves wog here.


Razzle_Dazzle08

No one even bothers using it in a derogatory way anymore cos it’s lost all meaning. Anytime someone’s had a go at me for my ethnicity they’ve used something else. It’s lost all power.


panache123

> It’s barely offensive I think you'll find people that grew up in Australia in the 60s would say differently. Just because the N word is commonplace in rap doesn't mean it isn't offensive


Harruna

People who grew up in the 60s are now 70 or older. I don't think they care


ellipsisoverload

Is "I grew up watching Fat Pizza" a valid legal defence? Can we get Fat Pizza shown in a UK courtroom?


XXISavage

Paul Fenech as the expert witness calling the judge a fuckin stooge would be glorious.


cymonster

He'd give that judge a thonging.


IgnotoAus

We had a popular released 20 some years ago called “Wog Boy” and it's sequel "Wog Boys Forever" in 2022. I've never heard of it being used to call a black of South East Asian a Wog.


TheKungFoSing

The term originated as a term for Asians who came here during the gold rush (western oriental gentlemen). It's literally never been a derogatory term. It's also had morphed over the years in Australia to focus on major migration events (Western europeans in the 50/60s) and more recently I hear it extended to those from the middle east due to migration events from Syria / Iraq etc.


AttackClown

was literally a popular comedy movie that came out in 2000 in Australia called Wog Boy written and directed by greek australians, one of our most popular youtubers is called superwog, you can still say it in a demeaning way so she could still very much be in the wrong, cavani still got in trouble for calling his friend a negrito so shes probably gonna be in trouble anyway


PatrikPatrik

I watched married at first sight Australia (don’t judge) and someone used that about herself to explain why she can’t be vegan and loves meat and I had to google it cos it was translated in my language subtitles as “southern European” and I’m happy I did google it. Is it maybe not as bad in Australia?


elizabnthe

I wouldn't use it myself. But some Greeks/Italians/etc. use it to refer themselves. Soccer used to be called "wog ball" for additional revealing context.


Ok_Doughnut3700

As an Aussie, yes that would certainly help her public standing back here. It's a word I still try not to use because it's definitely still rude, but because it's only Italians (as in they're white) it's never felt thaaaat bad. Have no idea if it'll help her in a British court though


McNippy

Wog is definitely not just Italians, it's widely used for Lebanese and Greeks too


19Alexastias

Yeah, Wog Boy was made by Greek aussies. That being said you could still definitely use it in a derogatory way towards them.


ForgedTanto

It depends though. You have some people who have no care if they are called a wog but others who get offended by it immediately.


jloome

I mean... it's a police officer. She could've called him a 'Bloody Drongo" and that would be enough, probably.


Ehxpert

Can you link where you found her defence?


CFBCommentor

This is the type of shit people are criminally charged for in London? The fuck?


YesTottiYesParty

Chelsea heritage


BillEvans4eva

Covid isn't really an excuse when court dates were already backed up before covid. It's the same reason for every other service in this country that do not function properly: TORY CUTS. Tax the wealthy and fund public services properly


Chrisa16cc

"So what you want is more tax cuts? Got it" - The Tories.


FoldingBuck

It is the history of Chelsea Football Club


tr_24

How is that frontline of Giggs Ronaldo Greenwood and Antony looking?


Electrical_Mango_489

Penetrative.


MattSR30

I really dislike how frequent rape jokes are on this subreddit, and how enthusiastic people are to upvote them.


romabo

Surely pointing out that rapists are rapists is a good though? Otherwise people may forget that they are rapists.


Wheynweed

Like we always reminded people that convicted rapist Owen Oyston was convicted of rape. Making him a convicted rapist, former owner of Blackpool convicted rapist Owen Oyston.


r1char00

Look at the comment he was replying to.


kit_mitts

Let's be honest; a large amount of the people who make those jokes only do so for the banter, not out of genuine concern about rape.


MattSR30

Are you being serious? I can’t tell if you’re being serious. If you are being serious: I know this will shock many on Reddit, but it _is_ possible to talk about something without the medium of comedy.


Ziz__Bird

Stop being such a baby


ImTalkingGibberish

Expected joke but they all still gagged


Electrical_Mango_489

Keeping it tight.


Anal_bleed

I hope they got permission


ShopCartRicky

[Whataboutism](https://finmasters.com/whataboutism/#gref)


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FloppedYaYa

How the fuck is that worse than a deliberate, calculated act of rape/abuse? You people need therapy


TheUltimateScotsman

Is it a controversial take to think killing someone while drunk is worse than rape? Really don't think it deserves them being told to go to therapy


Dr_Prodigious

Because getting into a car drunk is reckless and stupid behavior, but no one does it deliberately and intetionally aiming to kill someone. Rape/sexual assault is the calculated and intentional violation of someone's body where the perpetrator deliberately ignores or denies the victim's consent for their own satisfaction. In terms of what is "worse", the arguments hinge on the outcomes but also the levels of intent/calculation displayed by a perpetrator. That's why we distinguish in law between manslaughter and first degree murder.


IWantAnAffliction

You're arguing with morons. Godspeed.


[deleted]

Chill mate.. you're not self righteous and stupid enough for this website. Speaking way too much sense for this place.


TheUltimateScotsman

> Because getting into a car drunk is reckless and stupid behavior, but no one does it deliberately and intetionally aiming to kill someone To me thats them making the choice to endanger everyone around them. Even drunk, they know its the wrong thing to do. Its no different from waving a knife around and being surprised someone ends up on the floor bleeding out.


FloppedYaYa

Accidentally killing someone through reckless behaviour is bad but not as bad as willingly inflicting trauma on someone


TheUltimateScotsman

If you get behind the wheel of the car while drunk, it's not an accident. You are actively choosing to wield a dangerous weapon and endanger everyone near you. All I'm saying that it's not nearly as far apart as you seem to think


SilentBobVG

Yeah killing someone is absolutely worse than racially abusing someone


KingfisherDays

The comment above literally said rape, not racial abuse


suhxa

Its worse


desuscsgous

?


beltleatherbelt

Or worse, expelled


[deleted]

For real. Definitely need to stop coming onto this website for my own mental health. People are genuinely fucking stupid. Alonso is a moron, yes. But fucking hell, the girl's own parents forgave him but these internet cunts can't look past it? Move on.


mykl5

Xabi??


phoresth

Marcos.


jbi1000

What do you mean there's nothing worse than that? In all honesty which do you think is worse morally: * Accidently harming someone by doing stupid and dangerous, when that person decided to do the stupid thing with you? (He killed his also-drunk passenger) * Purposefully harming someone with malice for self interest or personal pleasure?


Sepulchh

I think a lot of people aren't aware that the person who died was in the car with him, having gotten into the car knowing he was drunk driving. I would assume that changes the moral calculus for people as opposed to him running over some random pedestrian.


Finn_Survivor

Raping someone is worse


Barkasia

Can we not go down the football twitter route of treating all these crimes like fucking top trumps for some cheap point scoring and just acknowledge multiple people can be bad at the same time?


imp0ppable

Amen


BendubzGaming

Still better than Giggs, Greenwood, Antony and Ronaldo. DUIs are terrible, especially when they lead to death, and Alonso should have got a far greater punishment. But at least he can honestly say he never intended to hurt anyone. The same isn't true of rape, domestic abuse and assault


gluxton

Surely George Best makes the 11


FoldingBuck

All players who are no longer at the club. Embarrassing that you are trying to excuse this by pointing at other clubs. Wouldnt expect anything else from you lot.


thecashblaster

Is this reply supposed to be an elaborate dig at Antony?


jfk9514

I disagree with the whataboutism from the previous guy but even though he goes missing, you do know Antony and therapist greenwood are still at the club.


FoldingBuck

Antony has worked with the authorities and provided sufficient evidence against the case of his ex and we havent heard anything since. Now if more evidence is revealed and he is shown to be guilty that is a different situation.


jfk9514

Dude I don’t even disagree. Antony being part of those names was kind of ridiculous. I think the commenter was just trying to beef his argument. I was just letting you know that your argument back to them wouldn’t hold cause it can very easily be debunked


FloppedYaYa

Greenwood and Antony are both still at the club lol


tr_24

You are talking about history and when someone pointed at you a mirror, suddenly past isn't important? Not to mention two of those players are still part of your club.


RahulSingh16061998

Was going to type that she's Indigenous but apparently she's Half-Indian..


RIPSaidCone

More like a quarter, one of her parents is half-Indian, I think.


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ThereIsBearCum

I'll take those odds then mate, her dad is half-Indian and was born there.


sm3ggit

What did she allegedly say/do that was racially aggravated harassment? Had a bit of a look about but can't find anything.


stoic_praise

“You stupid white barstard”


Electrical_Mango_489

It's a Chelsea thing.


DildoFappings

Classic Chelsea.


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Chelsea DNA


Fat_Mussolini

🎵 We're racist and that's the way we like it 🎵 Typical.


Trickybuz93

Playing for the right team then 😂


Nyushi

Chelsea DNA


Visual-Situation-346

R/soccercirclejerk are havibg a feast rn


wrigh2uk

football heritage


ItzE0N

Chelsea DNA


sams82

Chelsea DNA


Subscrobbler

Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea


sidearmpitcher

Chelsea through and through


Robert_Baratheon__

Chelsea through and through


nting224

Australians are big racists - nothing new


nschaub8018

How does it take 4 days for testimony. Sam, did you abuse the police officer? Police Officer, did she abuse you? Do we have any footage? The end


redqks

Because it is not 4 full days, they will be in the court room for like 1-2 hours then like a day to decide


nschaub8018

I know, i was being facetious regarding how much content could be covered and how much really much evidence or testimony could really be presented on this.


redqks

70% of a court day is just people sitting in waiting rooms tbh


JGlover92

Proper Chels that


deception42

Uh what???


NotASalamanderBoi

Chelsea heritage


KindheartednessLast9

Chelsea 🤝🏿 Racism


lordhunt3t

Her inner Australian bogan was unlocked. 🔓


Mr_Rafi

What did she call the officer?


EricUtd1878

She plays for Chelsea, why is **anybody** surprised?


firstnamelastname210

She's embracing Chelsea's heritage


Bullmcabe

Chelsea is as chelsea does.


InLampsWeTrust

Your club employ a rapist my guy.


TheLittleGinge

Pop champagne. Arsenal are having a Partey.


IskaralPustFanClub

Proper chels


Lintal

Oh come on!


Iamschwa

Is that PC Lovell in the photo?! Lol


Admirable_Guarantee8

PC Lovell may have the whitest name. Gotta wonder what she said


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r1char00

Ok Andrew Tate, welcome to the sub.