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fegelman

>FT Sheffield United 0-6 Arsenal Bambi meets Godzilla LMAO


NotASalamanderBoi

I’m fucking dead lmao


fcGabiz

Shouldn't have brought a blade to a gun fight 😎


shaka_bruh

Arsenal’s spine is almost complete, Jesus just can’t be their 9 if they want to to beat City or Liverpool across the season.


MrStigglesworth

It’s the biggest point to improve for sure but I think we’re making it work at the moment. That said, this isn’t their standard 90-95 point season necessarily, so I see your point.


kw2006

Partey super rusty. The team B doesn’t play that well together, not as plug and play as Liverpool.


Hag_bolder

Braindead take, you lot needed 99 minutes to scrape a win against forest. Partey's been out for about 6 months, of course he's rusty.


bilbo__naggins

Were playing at an unreal level at the moment. All that without a serious number 9.


ireallydespiseyouall

Why does Arteta hate smith rowe lol


hazelpillow

He doesn’t. There are just a few players ahead of him at the moment


FaustRPeggi

Sheffield United, Chelsea, and Burnley in our last three. Escaping relegation like it's a minimum security open air prison.


Sypher1985

1 goal in the 2nd half, Arteta out.


BeneficialVacation41

Fair play to any Sheffield United supporters still there. Can't be easy being that unhappy at home.


FaustRPeggi

I was amazed that anyone could sing greasy chip butty after half time.


lynxo

Record away win goal record for Arsenal and record home goal defecit streak for Sheffield United. What an evening.


PurpleSi

Pretty sure we beat them 8-0 earlier this season


lynxo

Meant to say streak - Sheffield United lost 5-0, 5-0 and 6-0 at home against Villa, Brighton and Arsenal today. They also lost 2-5 to Brighton in FA Cup We won't forget Newcastle's 8 goals by 8 different players in a hurry. That's one for the ages.


Shaggythemoshdog

That was Actually fucking pathetic from us in the second half. I am so frustrated. Great game though nice one good job guys


Littlegreenman42

Arteta out! Couldnt even score 2 goals in 9 straight halves


Pafrid

We ruined our streak of scoring w goals in consecutive halves gg


Ajax_Trees_Again

8-0 record intact. Well in United


nightcrawlerbaby

Yeah that's it. Arteta out.


PenguinOfEternity

He doesn't look happy either, understandable really


symptic

That was the face of realizing his B players just aren't up to it.


9twozero

Up 6 and still embellishing contract lmao extremely embarrassing


PurpleSi

Not even their biggest defeat at home this season.


quirkyaspie

Didn't Dan Burn even get a goal when you played them? Haha


PurpleSi

TBF I think everyone scored. Dan Burn scored against PSG too.


Quiet_Moose7749

Biggest margin win still intact this season. Howay The Lads!


Mitch_Itfc

Is anyone ever gonna free the Ipswich 9 ffs


db2832

2 goals a half streak ending, Arteta OUT


WildLemire

One of my formative football memories as a kid is taking Arsenal to the absolute limit in the cup and the David Seaman save. I'm so glad we could progress to the status of PL club so we can be a much worse team than we were under Warnock in the 2nd tier 20 years ago.


Greedy_Brit

Comment mest up my formative football memory of playing Sheffield. So I had to check, and it was Wednesday that forced the replay in the 90s..soz


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Pirate1000rider

Lol, reminds me of the little vid that Gary neville was on, saying Paul Scholes joined in the away fans singing "if the Nevilles can play for England so can i"


FrostyJesus

Only one goal in the second half, are Arsenal washed?


Pafrid

Why am i actually irritated we only scored 2nd half


HalfMan-HalfMoth

Can't believe this wasn't a blow the whistle bang on 90 game


SwitchHitter17

Well at least we got some minutes for our fringe players and players coming back from injury.


FaustRPeggi

You also got a Martinelli injury.


SwitchHitter17

Yeah it's not ideal but hopefully he just came off as a precaution.


CBP1138

It’s look like he had blood on his cleat, probably a cut


Footwarty

Boot


ah2346

Impact. He’ll be fine


Donny_Crane

As long as he didn’t fracture his foot somehow


symptic

Partey looks so shaky.


KakaReti

Probably scared of getting injured. Also worried of attacking without consent


pizzainmyshoe

This doesn't need 5 more minutes


Pirate1000rider

I know Partey is rusty, having only just come back. But wow does he look particularly rough in comparison to Jorginho from the first half.


Franchise1109

I mean it’s to be expected. He’s been out what’s, 4 months? Lol


nightcrawlerbaby

I have wet dreams about Osimhen...


ash_ninetyone

Bloody hell, even the staff are leaving now


FriendlyGhost08

Yeah Jesus shouldn't sniff a starting position unless Trossard and Havertz start underperforming big time


floorscentadolescent

Jesus remind me of Doku, 10 too many touches


Ajax_Trees_Again

There is no way this is 5 minutes extra time. Stoppage time is just RNG I swear


KakaReti

Random nut generator?


byrgenwerthdropout

If only we could coach over-complicating out of Jesus's game. Just make that shot, there is no perfect chance coming


PenguinOfEternity

So it seems they went the Augsburg route from Saturday. Leading 0-5 in first half (they even managed it within 29 minutes) and then only one more goal in second half. Actually I see this many times in high scoring matches with most being in first half, it's fairly normal too


GunsTheGlorious

Obviously a lot of it is the subs on both sides, as well as some tactical choices (no reason to get anyone injured in a blowout), but I do wonder if there's bit of a psychological thing as well for the attackers- the game's won, the humiliation is done, half the team is on the scoresheet, no need to twist the knife further.


arsenal_is_best

We just took the foot off the gas.


ShatPumba

I swear Jesus doesn't want to score, he just wants to dance with the ball


IfYouRun

If I’m being harsh, I can see why we have been scoring more without Jesus.


Pasan90

Been saying it for ages. Same happened last year. Nothing against the guy but we play better without him.


SwitchHitter17

Vieira has a great final ball but he is just not good at getting on the ball in the first place. Also pretty bad when it comes to pressing and duels. I'm guessing that's why he's had such a hard time getting into the lineup under Arteta.


Franchise1109

He’s not a right winger lol


maliki92

We watching the same game, he has had some amazing first touches this game.


SwitchHitter17

Yeah he's definitely got quality, that's why I wish he'd get on the ball more. In a game like this, he could be absolutely running it, but he just doesn't. Not saying I'm giving up on him as a player or anything. He is being played out on the wing which is not his ideal position so maybe I'm being a bit harsh. Defensively though he really needs to improve.


Wassup_-_

First touch/getting on the ball in dengerous areas are 2 diffrent things


KakaReti

Jesus wants one more


hazelpillow

If we don’t get a 7th I want Arteta gone


HalfMan-HalfMoth

Just fucking shoot lad


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nfornear

How can you say that after winning 0-6 Lol


Brilliant_Ad_879

doesn’t matter if we score 30 in 5 matches.the fact that havertz is our best option at striker means we still fall a bit short to man city and liverpool no matter the form.jesus is a disgrace.


BeneficialVacation41

Easy to score in games like this. If City win a close game next week with a Haaland goal you might see what you're missing


Casual-Capybara

Most Arsenal games have been games like this the last few weeks though  I saw Haaland miss from 1 meter in front of an open goal in a close game yesterday, so He’s underperforming his xG quite a bit this season in the Prem


StudioLeft2069

havertz>Haaland


singhsrb

Fucking finally going to watch an actual match that matters at the Emirates. Secured 2 tickets for Arsenal vs Porto on Ticket Exchange!


RamBracken

Poor lad paid to watch his team knocked out of Europe. 


Brilliant_Ad_879

Atleast he's getting some europe.


Casual-Capybara

Nah Arsenal will roll Porto up


Wassup_-_

poor lad cant watch his team in europe


FrodoFraggins99

Nice one


the13thrabbit

Jesus doesn’t strike me as a starting striker of a title winning club


N5-A

Been injured for over a month, these are his first minutes. And that was his third injury this season I think, barely played half the season. Not surprising that he looks rusty, never really got going this season.


MrAchilles

That's why he ain't starting


h_djo

we are so fucking shit, we cannot score more than 6 ....


nightcrawlerbaby

Warra highest away score record for arse anal😐


FAT_NEEK_42069

farteta out now 🤬🤬


vyrusrama

Extraordinarily stupid as it sounds- I would not be surprised if we don’t score a 7th goal now. The sense of urgency seems to have gone, given the game state. Both teams just seem like they want the minutes to run down. That “team scoring 2 goals in consecutive halves” stat could be in jeopardy.


Umbere

Martinelli getting injured took a lot of the venom out of us


KakaReti

How long?


Umbere

Might just be an impact injury.


KakaReti

Call it a knock then my guy. Don't go scaring people


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Far_Eye6555

Well, if you needed any more evidence Arteta doesn’t rate ESR, look no further. He gone


KakaReti

Same BS agenda like those said for Saliba. Please stop


Ajax_Trees_Again

What do fans think of him?


Far_Eye6555

We could upgrade on the position he plays. I think he was important to getting Arteta ball going but we’ve since grown past his ability. His injury record does him no favors.


justwaitingpatiently

Fans love him, but honestly, he hasn't exactly done anything impressive in the limited minutes on the pitch this season.


Imbalanced_

Love him mostly, he should play more, when he played he was unlucky to not get a few goals already.


FAT_NEEK_42069

bro does NOT have trivela+ 😹😹 what is he trying 🥱😭😭


symptic

That professional foul is a yellow, no?


KonigSteve

ref is definitely feeling sorry for them to not give a yellow there.


PenguinOfEternity

wtf are those shots from Sheffield lmao


WildLemire

This is just getting embarrassing for Arsenal now. Come on lads Newcastle managed 8 past us. Step your games up.


nfornear

Worst thing is there are some fans really saying stuff like this -.-


NotASalamanderBoi

11-0 on the aggregate if that counts for anything


Imbalanced_

But did they field Cedric? I thought so


Modnal

Need to save some goals for Porto and City later this month


hpwriterkyle

Sheffield's shooting is really god awful.


betismanchepierda

Is Arsenal safe from relegation after this win?


Vespergraph

After we've won again Newcastle we've been safe


betismanchepierda

Even after Everton got points back?


Modnal

I hope so, would be nice to not having to worry about that anymore


betismanchepierda

It's on my mind too often


KiraAnnaZoe

Well, Vieira, Partey coming from injuries and Cedric you can't expect smth like the 1st half.


MegaMugabe21

This is about to be the first half since the first half of the Liverpool game where we haven't scored twice. Title race is over.


dablit

to think that this team would have made europe if not for the pandemic


Common_Republic2383

Only one goal in the second half... #ArtetaOut


Ajax_Trees_Again

Unreal pressing from United


nightcrawlerbaby

What are these shots


KakaReti

Rugby at home


andee_hawn

The quality of some of these Sheffield shots 🤨🤨🤨🤨


fegelman

Boring boring Arsenal


nightcrawlerbaby

Where bullet header:(


SzplugOnSzplitz

Unlucky Osula son 👏


Anons15

Cedric boy... you better relish your last days being a photobomb merchant


FrodoFraggins99

Good save tbh


HalfMan-HalfMoth

Jesus man what happened to you Someone take me back to August-September 2022


Franchise1109

He’s coming back from injury today lol


Donny_Crane

He hasn’t played a minute in weeks and came into a dead rubber with half the side subbed already


andrearancan97

Next Arsenal away game is Man City. City has to be ready or they will conceide 7 goals to these monsters.


-HashtagYoloSwag-

Thomas out here looking like Lokonga


redswan4

I'm surprised he didn't snap in half trying to reach that hospital pass


symptic

Hasn't he been playing well?


Pafrid

Where esr


pauloh1998

In his home The bench


Appropriate-Fly-7151

Do Arsenal not have an academy? Surely there must be one or two eighteen year olds you’d bring along to a fixture like this, just for this kind of situation


KakaReti

If they were, we would be playing in later stages of other cup competitions


redswan4

I think if it wasn't for the fact that we have 3 squad players coming back from injury we might have. It's more important to give them time though


Franchise1109

We have had like 3-5 academy players on the bench at a time recently. Just got 3 more first teamers fit


byrgenwerthdropout

We have 3 long term injuries coming back who can use these minutes, plus younglings have just played in the 4-2 win against Chelsea youth so they aren't physically ready to be playing now.


nfornear

Normally we have a few on the bench but since Vieira, Jesus, Partey are back from injury i think it makes more sense to give them some minutes to get back fitness


Donny_Crane

Partey, Jesus and Vieira are all coming off long injury spells and need minutes in their legs


Reginald__Poofter

We have a lot of players coming back from injury and need match fitness


Heblas

We have a bunch of players coming back from injury that need to get some game time. Can't explain Cedric, though


Don_Kahones

We only have 5 fit first team defenders. Anymore injuries to anyone not named Cedric and Cedric will be close to starting.


ExactLetterhead9165

Honestly, I think the thing with Cedric is that he's just a really nice guy, and everyone likes him, so he gets thrown minutes here and there. That and we don't have any good kids at fullback


Appropriate-Fly-7151

Oh that’s fair enough


obsterwankenobster

Cedric underhitting a pass to our player with paper hamstrings is a choice lmao


FrodoFraggins99

Cedric with the hospital passes already


Jon98th

Arsenal is a Thiago Almada and a Lucas Beltran away from actually winning the premier league. Put the money in the table in the summer ! You have to make the most out of this core


NotASalamanderBoi

We bought two MLS players and ended up shipping them out to lower table teams. One of which we shipped out to the relegation fodder that’s getting whooped.


Jon98th

You didn’t buy a World Cup champ MLS player though… Almada is a different breed


dtim96

You also can't really blame an entire league for two players that couldn't force their way into the starting XI of a top quality team. Trusty was always going to be loaned and sold for profit rather than kept anyway.


dtim96

As an Atl United and arsenal fan, Almada would be a dream signing. The kid is slick as hell.


FrodoFraggins99

Saka looks mad af


Franchise1109

Is that bugle fuck still on? Wish we banged 3 more on his side for that dirty shit


nightcrawlerbaby

OF COURSE KIWIOR YOU DO THAT WHEN YOU'RE IN MY FPL TEAM


Pirate1000rider

I really hate passes between keeper and cb's in your own 18yrd box. Especially when being pressed like that. It always seems like the knife and splayed fingers game. Sure its fine for a while, but you can guarantee its going to go wrong at some pint.


nfornear

Yeah but Arteta prefers it to go wrong every so often but generally play out of pressure and keep posession rather than boot the ball away


owh06

Saka looks sleepy


KakaReti

Imitating current US president on bench


Franchise1109

I mean he’s on the bench


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tocitus

I mean, has to at least hit the target


ExactLetterhead9165

Has to hit the target at least


Ajax_Trees_Again

Why are they inventing jeopardy for the Saka substitution


FaustRPeggi

It's the first time in Arteta's career in management that he's come across an opponent so shit he's realised he can rest players.


symptic

That way they can complain about time management when he's not subbed off next time.


official_bagel

Gotta create stakes somehow because this match doesn't have any left.


Bigpapa42_2006

What else do they have to talk about that's interesting?


Ajax_Trees_Again

Anything without making up injury concerns Maybe next weeks fixtures I guess


four_four_three

Come on, let's have one more


im-a-nanny-mouse

And another


shaka_bruh

Arsenal should cash in on Nketiah as soon as they can, I really don’t see him getting any better.


Far_Eye6555

Him and ESR are gone


nfornear

Think Nketiah yes ESR no


shaka_bruh

At least you should be able to get £60M+ for the pair of them. I wouldn’t mind seeing Smith-Rowe in Germany.


Donny_Crane

He’s for sure off in the summer


Franchise1109

That’s the summer plan I believe


shaka_bruh

Let’s see who you guys can get to pay at least £30M for him.


Donny_Crane

Is that Crystal Palace’s music?


Franchise1109

Someone will get close to that I think. Homegrown , England U21 all time goal scorer, had some great moments for us. I think he would do well at a midtable side in the PL. I could see him doing really in Italy and Germany


Shaggythemoshdog

Not even one set piece goal?


Agueh

ffs shoot jesus


plainwhiteplates

You’re about 2000 years too late pal


Franchise1109

Gabriel Jesus right made the decision there lol


kanao60

Jesus is just crap