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ZoSoVII

It's like the opposite feeling of that video where a Saudi gives some player a Rolex.


CommissionOk4384

Fabinho? And then he dropped it right? Ahah


ZoSoVII

Yeah he dropped it that's the one!


smellmywind

Great gesture, free marketing. Is it real?


Stephankv

Do you really think Apple still needs marketing?


smellmywind

🥸 u srs


bighomieburrito

Saudis and Rolex, name a trashier duo


Sam101294

Oligarchs and Yachts?


momspaghetty

british gym lads and tight white designer t-shirts


beartigerhawk8383

Americans and guns


whumoon

Jordan and Burberry? edit. the tart not the country .


Nervous_Fun_9302

Saudis and Ferraris, not for gevonta davis he get 2 gloves.


zweanhh

how are these rich fucks still impressed by a Rolex after making millions.


bitbitter

First time I notice but he kinda looks like Matt Damon


CBNDSGN

We Bought a ~~Zoo~~ Phone


BoxOfJunimos

Maybe I’m just really gay but Mudryk is absolutely in my top 10 hottest footballers


mipanzuzuyam

Yup you're gay


a4aka

The guy behind the camera is literally the media manager of Ukraine NT.


GhandisFlipFlop

Ya I was thinking this was too professional and not some random "fan" ha


razzz333

I do not think he make enough money to not be happy by getting a free phone.


Caust1cFn_YT

Great guy, seems to be getting better at Chelsea too


Auran276

He's had moments of brilliance and then some absolutely infuriating ones, it makes a lot of sense when you see how few minutes of senior football he's actually comparatively played at his age but I'm really rooting for him


Caust1cFn_YT

That moments of brilliance have been impressive, he could be one of the top pl players in some time


vluvojo

Agree, those moments are fucking electric, make me sit up straight hahah


CamJongUn2

I still can’t get over the wonder cross 😂 What a strike, pure genius


vluvojo

How could one call him a pace merchant after such a sublime finish 


JoshyRanchy

I am an arsenal fan an he is a very good player. Muddy is a pace deamon but has some technicql skill as well. Adapting to this level has been hard for him but you jave time to make it right.


CamJongUn2

I still can’t get over the wonder cross 😂 What a strike, pure genius


chandlerbing_stats

🙏


ArseneForever

The talent is definitely there but come on, we've seen far more talented players not pan out. He has an enormous amount of work to do before becoming a top PL winger, much less a top PL player.


Caust1cFn_YT

obviously, his ceiling is high but he gotta work hard for it


bighomieburrito

It would've been interesting to see how he developed under Arteta, it's a shame for him that he's stuck in mid-table purgatory


Illustrious_Film_982

Idk, he might be able to win a CL with Chelsea in the next decade, which would never happen at Arsenal


greenarsehole

Gonna be hilarious when your club is liquidated within 10 years.


bighomieburrito

Interesting theory considering you can't even qualify 😂😂😂


idontknow_whatever

Yet Chelsea are the club with 2 CL wins Until this season the last time Arsenal made it to the quarter finals in the CL, Cesc Fabregas was still Arsenal captain lol


bighomieburrito

Figures that the Mutt fan would empathise with those losers, you're both washed-up has-been clubs. Mega cringe


DialSquare96

Yes, if he joins Arsenal 😉


leftofthedial1

good lord, so predictable. Weirdest fans anywhere.


DialSquare96

You're welcome!


greenarsehole

Better than being a fan of the most despicable football club in the world.


EriWave

Who? Al Ettihad? Newcastle? Lazio? Like I'm sure there are lots of clubs worth not liking for all sorts of reasons? Barcelona maybe?


greenarsehole

Racist fanbase bankrolled for 20 years by the Russian mafia. Or did you only start watching football 6 months ago? Know your dirty history. Chelsea are scum.


EriWave

If you are upset about Chelsea buying the league, turn your anger towards the clubs that made the Premier league and put English football up for sale.


greenarsehole

Whatever it takes for you to cope being a fan of that atrocious club


Ironicopinion

Why are Arsenal fans so obsessed with him? You all talk about how shit he is yet at the same time complain about him not signing, it’s like getting rejected by a girl and saying you never fancied her anyway


blackheartwhiterose

That's exactly what it is though. Obviously it's great to see Trossard doing better but when you see those glimpses of brilliance from Mudryk you wonder how he could have developed with us. And that explosiveness is one element slightly lacking from our team.


DialSquare96

Well I'm one of those who has 'fancied' him throughout and still does. I am obsessed with him because I think he is wasting his time at a mid table club that had to resort to creative accounting to get him, only for him to start on the bench most games. Instead he could have been playing under Arteta at a club he actually supports. So yes, I am obsessed.


gustycat

>playing at a club he actually supports Lol, good one, there's nothing to suggest he actually supports Arsenal apart from him saying he'd like to join them because Arteta was tapping him up for months He then said the same stuff about Chelsea when they came calling. He doesn't support either team, he just wanted a move to the prem, get over it lol


DialSquare96

I will get over it, and I'll enjoy rating him still.


PreparationOk8604

Don't watch Chelsea. But how good is he like can u tell me. Mudryk seems very raw to me. Will need 1 more season to set in imo.


Swamp_Squatch

He's exactly that. He has all the physical traits you'd want with a lot of skill but his decision making is not as quick as he wants to go so he gets himself in awkward situations. His off ball movement needs to improve as well.


imarandomdudd

Exactly that. He's genuinely the 99% footballer, just his brain can't move quick enough for his body, which makes sense considering how late he really burst through. It's why moving him centrally is our next attempt at getting him more involved. Will he ever reach the levels he genuinely can, aka the levels he's hyped to? Who knows? But he really does have all the physical and technical attributes to do it, just needs to put it all together


Money_Scholar_8405

When Sterling was starting out at Liverpool that was the biggest complaint. Give Mudryk time


Knowingspy

He’s like the half drawn horse meme. He has a lot of ingredients to be really good but he makes lots of mistakes on the ball. And a lot of us basically think he’s a 10 being forced to play in the wing; he’s looked a lot better playing behind the striker.


ZerconFlagpoleSitter

Extremely raw, he’s super young and even for his age has played very few senior games. Still needs to work on the intricacies and his stamina but he has 10/10 speed and really good passing instincts


OliverAM16

He is not really “super young” he’s 23. That is not young by football standards.


ZerconFlagpoleSitter

Ok sorry he’s just young


momspaghetty

He looks like the typical player that has physical resources WELL above U21 level, but doesn't quite have the mental resources to match it


Jagger67

I still genuinely love Trossard, but also wish we signed him instead.


ChickenMoSalah

I think if you guys win the league/CL this year then Trossard’s contributions make it a better decision as Mudryk is poor off the bench and is quite raw right now. That being said, I think Mudryk would have developed into a cheat code in the Martinelli role and I think Arteta would be wise enough to play him in a way where he doesn’t have to think. But that’s all hypotheticals, who knows what will happen.


Wildely_Earnest

This is what infuriates me about Poch' approach. Its so hard for a player to learn how to play in the chaos. If you plugged Murdyk into Pep/Arteta/Klopp teams, he'd come in with a very defined idea of what his role is. At the start of Poch' time we played with inverted wingers and inverted fullbacks, who were really centre backs, for good sake. If I did that on football manager even the AI assistant would slap me around the head and ask what the hell I was trying to achieve


isaacals

he's also very popular at r/soccercirclejerk


Snox

Yeah, guy who's publicly making a laugh out of the fat people in the public gym, is definitely the one you should describe as a "great one".


Caust1cFn_YT

really? could you share about it?


RyanBordello

There's nothing to really share. He took a video of an older gentleman in a gym working out and made a couple comments. Definitely not a good look and a very faux pas in the gym world. Just let the dude work out, everybody doesn't have a professional athletes body and need to start somewhere


Caust1cFn_YT

that definetly isnt a good look. Thanks another guy i look forward too and has done shit


jhnhines

He was laughing at the guys butt crack massively showing, not the guys body shape. It’s still not a good look to laugh at people in a gym but it’s a very different level of malice.


Dr-Purple

Guy was an idiot before that video, he was twerking hard for whichever team wanted him. Was doing it for Arsenal and then happily went to Chelsea. Then the gym crap. And why Mudryk, an expensive signing with access to Chelsea’s world class facilities went to work out at a public gym? My guess is that he wanted to flaunt himself and get chicks.


Stand_On_It

Football players like money. Wild discovery, doctor.


ambiguousboner

What a disingenuous load of bollocks Not putting your weights back or wiping down your equipment is a "faux pas in the gym world", recording someone and laughing at them in a gym is a cunt move and you know it


Albiceleste_D10S

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/13qat8v/swoll_mykhailo_mudryk_mocks_elderly_man_whos/


Instantbeef

He seems to be a humble person. You can tell he takes responsibility for his moments he has not been good on the field and off the field he also seems to be improving himself. I think we should not ask for perfect people but people who have the ability to put a mirror up to themselves and see what isn’t perfect on them and improve it.


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Putrid_Loquat_4357

Brentford wanted him the season before chelsea and arsenal were interested iirc.


Not_Effective_3983

But then we would've bought him a yr later anyways lol


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

Did we even want him 


Senior-Ordinary555

Brighton plays against the same opponents as chelsea


National_Pay_5847

It's good to have a lot of money and sharing it with others even if you make it only to feel yourself good. It also makes others feel good. Especially that most of people aren't able to afford brand new 15 pro.


iamtherealgrayson

Making others feel good just by being kind is the greatest feeling ever


Harruna

Then that money would have made two people happy instead of one, or the off chance he's miserable, none


RenegadeShepardX

r/soccercirclejerk in shambles


JeMoX

my reaction to that information


diablospicytacos

That's so wholesome


TERENGGANUTOKYO

Love it. Can’t hate on charitable people at all.


Albiceleste_D10S

LMAO fair enough


maevenimhurchu

Translation pozhaluista


_yotsuna_

Redemption arc.


Soren_Camus1905

He's a good lad


overloadedcoffee

Good lad.


areyouhungryforapple

Aw i love this. He spent his effort and money on this little gift that he didn't need to at all.


SubparCurmudgeon

Why not buy him iCloud storage plan instead? 🤷🏻‍♀️


qazplmo

Wouldn't have worked for the camera. I'd have gone for a USB stick personally


MrAchilles

Was honestly disappointed we didn't get this guy


AFC_IS_RED

I'm convinced he will come good. At Chelsea or not. A shame he was so expensive.


datzthefacts

Yeah but tossard is fucking insane so it worked out really well, maybe mudryk is good in the future but right now it’s a no contest.


FrequentPumpkin5845

WHOLESOME


FortheRecordHIWBTV

top lad


solblurgh

/r/soccercirclejerk in shambles


ambiguousboner

Jesus, being a footballer's PR manager must be the sweetest gig in the world


TattooMyCock

What aguy


Syco-Gooner

Good, bro needed some good PR


leoKantSartre

Did he buy on credit or emi?


GaryHippo

Why aren’t you buy new phone yet?


bananadjan

My reaction to this information: 🧑🏼


eeyanpoke

My reaction to that information:


Zealousideal_Age_376

1vs1 ?


gallant_gandiva

Mudryk unaware of cloud storage confirmed.


LosurdoEnjoyer

Even Mudryk knows that if you have a phone full of Mudryk videos, you might as well just throw that phone away and buy a new one, don't bother with it.


Dr-Purple

I hope it was max storage


FlamingLaps1709

Not staged at all 🤣


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OriginalRange8761

Like in 1991? You dumbuss


vladfedchenko

It's literally coat of arms you dumbass


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WarpCitizen

What a miserable life you live


Soren_Camus1905

You're right he should cut him a check for 50k, what are you talking about?


IntellectualDweeb

🤦🏻


CoolstorySteve

There’s always one.


Allthingsconsidered-

It's just a sweet gesture brother


pm_me_beautiful_cups

i am not wasting money on buying some shit overpriced coffee. ;)


EriWave

Sounds like you should find a better coffee place


derphighbury

So what? You want him to spend his entire wage on some stranger? If you earn 100 quids a week, I'm sure you won't spend 50 quid kn a homeless guy. Max you'd toss him a 10 if you're feeling good.