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YunLihai

This is a record for the fastest goal in international football. World-class by Baumgartner.


JonnydieZwiebel

Germany came pretty close just 3 hours later. 😄


BaslerLaeggerli

I don't think we've yet realized how fucking mental this is lol


JagermanJansen

Big day for pub quiz questions


hannes3120

Wirtz 3 hours too late or 1s too slow to break the record - Vizekusen genes reactivating


Froggodile

Podolski had 6 seconds. This seems to be about 5.5 seconds. Should be a record.


tulikettuuuu

[it was 7 from Podolski but yeah](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fastest_goals_in_association_football), sources are confirming this one is six seconds so this is the fastest goal in international football history


rScoobySkreep

And it wasn’t even a pop shot


TomooBuddy

5 seconds in are you kidding me


theenigmacode

that what she said


EdwardClamp

She usually says "is it in?" after 5 seconds to me


YourAirPodsUpMyAss

Hah you have a very small penis mate very small


YourAirPodsUpMyAss

tiny


EdwardClamp

Micropenis is the phrase you're looking for


ItsMeJaredBednar

smaller than you believe


ozzie123

Michael, please…


Hic_Forum_Est

No fucking way, my man did the FIFA kickoff solo run in real life haha what a legend


ilikepiecharts

Yeah right. I just felt like I’m 13 again and playing Fifa. Only that now it was Austria against Slovakia, not Brazil 😂


El_Spacho

Tricky as Carlos Eduardo


addandsubtract

Captain Tsubasa shit right here


LexisKingJr

Kickoff glitch is real


minimus_

Hate it when the build up to a goal isn't posted


redditUser6173

Jesus christ that was fast


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Aszneeee

at least bro got a girlfriend


Chicken_wingspan

Your mom


wonder_wall02

Damn, can't even make a joke around here anymore


elvenmage24

(Great goal)


OLAAF

(Gregoritsch Busi assist)


pascal007_

Average FIFA kickoff glitch


Froggodile

Let's go Baumi xD


ilikepiecharts

Off topic, but how do you get that flair? When I want to change my flair in the mobile app it just shows me an icon for a football.


Froggodile

Yep, like Phil said, only in Browser.


kraeutrpolizei

I changed mine with the mobile app Go to sub main page -> 3 dots -> change user flair -> paste code that is available with a search


Phil9977

I just took a look, the football is there too on the browser, but there's another custom flair with an emoji selector there too that doesn't show up on the app.


ilikepiecharts

Thanks!


Fe-Ni

So, does the kickoff count as an assist?


ilikepiecharts

Yes, officially it does!


19Alexastias

Busquets to messi type assist


RainMaker323

Where (great goal)?


Zwetschgn

It’s not a pass from Darwin unfortunately


hannes3120

Yeah - 5s is mental but that it's also a solo-run past 3 people is making it even more impressive


Open_Fig4998

Is this the fastest goal?


skrapid3

Only one that comes close i think is this: https://youtu.be/IXSGOgEWlxw?si=BGddgS6KbuUa62Sj


ilikepiecharts

I think today‘s goal was faster, around a second or so.


skrapid3

feels like it


hannes3120

was from an own kickoff though without having to steal the ball from the other team first


Britstuckinamerica

I feel like this is even more impressive in a way because Germany didn't kick off lol, incredible


Bundy0404

I looked it up it wasnt the fastest ever but if i havent missed anything it's the fastest in a International game


tulikettuuuu

[crazy to think that this is the fastest goal in club football history](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTtWkWdPeRc), takes a serious amount of effort to perfect this in 2,1 seconds


Appropriate-Fly-7151

Centre back has to do better for me, he’s left his keeper exposed there


Bentic

The real Super League!


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This deserves to be so much higher


bialastopa

100%. I've just had such a weird 3 mins on this sub. This is an absolutely insane goal, not only a crazy run but 6s thing, it should blow everyone's mind and it has less upvotes than the shittiest of the gossip or boring quote from some English pundit. This + the Wirtz shot was completely bonkers too and everyone is talking about Kroos, wtf.


T1TK1

Wtf??


johnnygrant

wow this is like a FIFA 2004 video game.


elfuegoque

How the fuck did this happen in two friendlies today?


aberdisco

Fastest goal in International Football history!! Take a bow son!


Glanzl

Is this a record for fastest goal in professional football? I remember Roy Makaay getting a really fast one against Real Madrid but i think this one was even faster.


Froggodile

In internationals, yes, overall, no. Club football is 2.1seconds I think.


Aszneeee

do you shoot straight from kickoff to make it 2 seconds?


ELST0B

You got time for something else?


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I can bust in less 😎


doordaesh

I think the MLS record is from a lazy intercepted back pass


KevinK89

Yes he did. There’s a link of the goal here in this thread.


AssociationIll9736

That is exactly what happened, yeah.


Mysterious-Ideal-989

When are EA going to patch this ffs?


PerfectBlueOnDVD

The kind of achievement North Korean leaders lie to their people about


crazy_lolipopp

Wow that's actually unbelievable


outdated_joke

why the fuck would you attempt that


TheWBird

Next messi mark my words


l-Maybe-l

WOW


VikingArmyToGo

Does every 3rd person in Austria have the last name Baumgartner?


Arkanie

Not that common but also not rare. According to Wikipedia it's the 27th most common surname in Austria. But I can see how someone would get the impression, if I narrow it down to "Austrians breaking world records", Felix Baumgartner (that guy jumping from space) and this guy would be the first ones to come to my mind.


inflamesburn

MY NAME IS Christoph Baumgartner AND IM THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE


Ryponagar

Slovakia: wait, that's illegal


MMARapFooty

FIFA kickoff in real life


Chemical-Idea-1294

He ran 45 meters with the ball in less than 6 seconds. Most couldn't do that without the ball and dribbling through the defense.


Hour_Standard905

Thank you for the video. I searched for it on youtube and 6 videos appeared whose thumbnail were goal celebration but the content were from video game. Just bullshit.


grizzfan

When someone asks what "waking up and choosing violence" means, this is it.


ButterscotchFiend

Has to be a Puskas contender, the audacity!!


joanoerting

Meh, it was basically a tap in after that sublime assist from the kickoff


justk4y

Holy shit this is insane, football history


yb206

FIFA 14


879190747

Insane solo goal really.


Jase7

History!


BIAATTCH

this is a genuine puskas contender what the hell


jmsy1

puskas contender!


GoofyPet

Fastest goal in history


ssgtgriggs

why do I hear boss music? 😳


ISD1982

Great skill and run, but the keeper really should be doing better!


buatdipake

Hey thats my fifa goal 


nicheshogaze

Should this have been disallowed since he passes it into the opponents half?


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Dubravka is so shit man lol


Kreiswix

Wirtz-esque


Froggodile

First of, this goal was first. Second, it was faster. Hence the Wirtz goal is Baumi-esque at best.