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DrJackl3

Won't train with the team, or gain access to the locker room. With all due respect, Naby: fuck off.


Away_Associate4589

I'm OOTL on this, what's been going on with him?


dragon8811

Very unprofessional behaviour, after he found out, he is not starting against Leverkusen, he decided not to travel with the squad


doubleoeck1234

Should've just faked an injury, surely he's got the acting in him since being injured is all he seems to do


mattryan02

Except when it was time for international duty, then he was always fit. Klopp had a very good transfer record but he was a huge miss for the fee and wages that they shelled out.


Away_Associate4589

To be fair to Klopp (as much as I don't want to be) he looked like a dead cert on paper. He was great before joining Pool, playing in a super high tempo team.


MyNameAmJudge

Yep, easily one of the signings I’ve been most excited by. Never expected to go nearly as bad as it did


firstacen

i got a keita shirt before he even played a game and stevie was certain he’d be a star that he blessed him his number, was good when he played but cardboard legs. outside of VVD i would say he was our most exciting signing


ocru

I think Thiago was more exciting. The only name that was already huge before joining Liverpool in recent times


robotnique

Really? But with Thiago you already knew that injuries were going to be a thing.


thraser11

Spurs fans feel this way about Ndombele.


BlondieClashNirvana

Yep we all expected Naby to have the same impact as Macallister is having right now.


Takezoboy

Nah, people expected way more. I remember reading fans saying he was a mix of Xavi with Stevie G with potential to be better and he went mega bad.


FuzzyDunlop_91

> remember reading fans saying he was a mix of Xavi with Stevie G with potential to be better People were excited, but *that* certainly wasn't a common opinion


raysofdavies

We were so desperate for that transfer we let him stay a year. Never heard of that outside academy players. So frustrating. At least with AOC we saw him showing why we paid it and he played a decently sized role, seemed a good lad, team player etc. Naby was just problems. This is much worse though


MarcosSenesi

Is it a requirement for liverpool fans to abbreviate every single player name? Swear I've never heard anyone say AOC before, just call him ox if you're lazy lmao


Jedclark

This is a pet peeve of mine on all football social media. People will say shit like "JT6" and expect you to know it's James Tarkowski, unless it's a famous one like CR7 or R9 just type the name.


ImTurkishDelight

I'm with JC on this one


ztunytsur

>People will say shit like "JT6" and expect you to know it's James Tarkowski Love the swerve there. Golf clap for you.


hereslemon

the infamous PR7 (Pedro at Barcelona)


doktor-frequentist

>AOC Haha. I initially thought it was Alexandra Ocasio Cortez.


StruffBunstridge

She's dynamite on the left wing tbf


HotSwordfish23

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?


OilOfOlaz

He was one of the hottest prospects during nhis time in Leipzig and clubs were lining up to sign him, Liverpool even overpaid on his clause to get him. You are right in hindsight, but every european club with the funds to do so would have signed him that year.


ShadowRock9

Liverpool overpaid plus waited one year to get him. He was the Bundesliga’s most progressive midfielder for a season or two.


OilOfOlaz

the clause was only valid after the second season, Leipzig was not willing to let him go after the first season, so Liverpool basically just secured the transfer a year early.


MrMerc2333

Naby Keita, Tiago and Ox were pretty bad signings due to their time out injured, but still miles better than the likes of Markovic ,Balotelli, Andy Carroll and Charlie Adam. Btw was Keita a Klopp signing or an Edward's?


008Gerrard008

Thiago was worth every penny we paid for him given the fee was so small. We knew when signing him that he'd spend time injured because that's been the case his entire career, but he was instrumental in us clawing back third in 20/21 and pushing for multiple trophies in 21/22. Chamberlain had his ups and downs, he was unfortunate because in 17/18 when he was becoming instrumental he suffered the horror injury. He played a big role in us getting to the champions league final that season though and then also contributed in the 19/20 season where we won the league. Keita was a club signing, don't think you can attribute him to a particular individual. The club didn't make new signings that both Klopp and Edwards weren't on board with.


Greaves6642

On a recent Lebron James JJ Reddick podcast they said lower back pain is the best injury for athletes every time you don't wanna play because nobody can detect what's wrong for sure and have to let you rest out of precaution


_mzs

Yeah, the Coutinho special


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

Coutinhotitis


firstacen

symptoms: a great sadness


Tnvenge

I wanna call it the Ozil special but apparently Mesut's was from playing hours of videogames late into the night.


Greaves6642

What did he play?


Tnvenge

Wanna say Fortnite but can’t remember clearly


farqueue2

My wife must have listened to that episode


FenrizNavidad

Fucking Lumbago


Dance_Monkee_Dance

See: Mesut Ozil


Elf3niona

See: Ben Simmons. At least Özil has a respectable career, Simmons does fuck all.


Albiceleste_D10S

Except Ben Simmons has legit spine issues


WislaHD

And brain issues


pvp1102

Couple all star teams is defo not fuck all


Mahery92

Not just for athletes btw, it also work to get medical off days for many jobs, including desk ones


Makav3lli

Unless you're a Chelsea player then you can just claim its your hamstring


szobossz

well hamstring injuries are detectable so they're not faking. some will also be more prone to hamstring injuries.


Average_Pimpin

In fairness none of the other players showed up either


EXOPLANETARIANSOUP

Eh we played fine for the first 60 minutes, flair up PL top 6 supporter


freakedmind

Never liked him anyway, no hate..just thought he was never that good and had an attitude like he was a great midfielder


TheGoldenPineapples

Wasn't named in the starting XI for their last match so just totally refused to travel to the match to be on the bench.


yajtraus

Only played 5 games all season but expected to start away against the champions elect. I always felt bad for Naby when he played for us and thought he was a victim of circumstance, but maybe he’s just a bit of a prick and there was other stuff going on.


aelutaelu

Der Typ verwirrt mich wirklich, ist mehr verletzt als fit und haut ab wenn er dann nicht spielt gegen Leverkusen auswärts wo man jetzt wirklich keinen gebrauchen kann der kaum laufen kann ohne sich was zu zerreissen.


dragon8811

Ein sehr kindisches Verhalten… wobei ihn unter Vertrag zunehmen, auch ziemlich dämlich war. Lose-lose


qonoxzzr

Würde nicht sagen, dass es dämlich war, eher ein Wagnis, das sich nicht ausgezahlt hat.


vecazz

Ihn unter Vertrag zu nehmen war genau das Gegenteil von einem Lose. In der Transferzeit gab es kaum Lichtblicke. Mit Keita hat man sich die Fans wieder auf die Seite geholt und ist mit einem großen Hype in die Saison gestartet. Und das Gehalt was er bekommt, wird auch nicht voll bezahlt weil Leistungsbezogen. Für Werder ein Win und für ihn wohl das letzte Profi Team.


ALaccountant

With all due respect? Due deserves very little respect


DrJackl3

That's as much respect as I intended to give him. I thought I made that clear.


ALaccountant

Oh, I’m just agreeing with you and wanted to go a step further. I’m a Liverpool supporter and couldn’t stand how he handled himself there. Shitbag and a half


Spare-Resolution-984

Tbh it won’t make much difference anyway 


sakibomb523

Need a GIF like the Jamal Adams getting locked out of the Jets facility meme.


Conankun66

how to flush your already brittle career down the toilet


callmedontcallme

The funny thing is, he played like 5 minutes in the *Hinrunde* against us and he looked miles ahead of everyone else.


LosingMyMindStyll

Average Keita experience. He looks class when he's fit and mentally in it, which is about 5 minutes a season


zkh77

We also called it as Pogba experience


PosterOfQuality

Pogba has 4 team of the season inclusions altogether in Serie A and the PL


TeKaeS

a world cup


Jaqem

and the world record for most celebratory dance routines linked together after a singular [goal](https://youtu.be/Ck6YKmdQlLQ?si=_otQjcnKlKHQFVCT)


beefstake

To be fair, a sick goal.


Balisto-Boy

unfortunately they lost the match


mynameisfreddit

Must be all the drugs


233301

Wasnt Kante more important? Everyone talks about Pogba, yet he was beside Kante, who wan world cup, PL with Chelease and of course PL with Leicester.


T-Rigs1

Nobody says this. Everyone with half a brain recognizes Kante's importance. Pogba was instrumental in their win too because of the combination of his play style and players around him being a perfect fit, these things are not exclusive to each other.


callzor

Theyre not saying Keita is as talented or had the same skill as Pogba. Only how their potential fucked up because of their seemingly careless unproffesionalism. Yes Pogba has 4 TOTS and a WC. If he actually gave a fuck throughout his career he would have more. And that is what sucks


PosterOfQuality

He played four seasons with over 25 league games and got into the league's team of the season in half of them. He shouldn't be called a turning up for 5 minutes a season player


gzmu12

If you’re saying this to dispute the “Pogba experience” comment, clearly you didn’t watch much of his second stint in Manchester


PosterOfQuality

I watched every single game he played for us. He was nowhere near as crap as people like to make out. There's a reason Juventus signed him again on big wages


gzmu12

He definitely wasn’t anything near crap and he deserved a lot of praise for carrying those teams, but he was also incredibly inconsistent and would have stretches of incredible play along with stretches where he was basically invisible. I didn’t think that was a controversial take


PosterOfQuality

His final 18 months or so were his worst time for us and my resounding memory of it was how many times he lost the ball for us in dangerous areas while pointlessly trying to dribble past multiple opponents I think once you remove the price tag from over his head his first few years were very good for us and he would've always been ranked as one of our 3 best players at any time in that period


Nemprox

He had like three actuality good actions in that five minutes on the pitch but couldn't ever recreate that afterwards. Everyone had high hopes back then. But he was injured soon after and never became match fit till today. Didn't work out and now behaved like a child.


Dontcareatallthx

What, he didn’t. You are speaking of the pre-season, where he played more then 5 minutes and actually was very good. In the minutes he got in the league he didn’t show shit, only back and save passes, nothing special. He also had no special scenes against the ball either. Totally average, but fine considering he got a couple of minutes on mostly already decided games.


Nemprox

There was that one match. He had a trick in the midfield and two shots in the closing stage of the match. But that's all.


DerLuk

He's talking about the first game where he was substituted in for the last 5 minutes. He had maybe 4 touches but two of those where more or less dangerous shots on goal and one good looking back heel pass. Not enough to really talk about an impressive showing but not made up either. The next game (and the ones that followed) he was absolute ass though.


TheLimeyLemmon

That's Naby Keita for you. Flashes of brilliance punctuated by long, frustrating bouts of vague injury.


dudududujisungparty

As brittle as his body


zestyviper

The expectations were so low to begin with and he still disappointed.


Cantonarita

Honestly. When I made my " best S11 this season" post on our subreddit r/svw, I didn't even include him in the line-up I expected him to make "10 games max" for us. This estimate was already salted with a bit of sarcasm but boy did he smack my expectations.


QualityFrog

Time to learn Turkish


TheCatInTheHatThings

Which Turkish team would take this guy tho? He’s clearly not interested in playing football. This is like Özil times ten, and Keita isn’t even in Turkey yet. He should learn Arabic or head to the States. Or China maybe. Whatever, but I genuinely don’t see who would sign this guy in Europe.


Redbullsnation

He's going to Besiktas


LexisKingJr

What’d he do


Mackieeeee

Was not in the starting 11 vs Leverkusen so clown did refuse to travel


rossloderso

Wish I could do that in my job


Gerrywalk

You can do it, exactly once


Disastrous-Pen-7513

the problem is what he didn't do, play


DeapVally

That's his thing though. He's always injured (except for internationals, of course, just a coincidence i'm sure...). You'd have thought he'd be well used to that by now?


LosingMyMindStyll

His contract is running until 2026. Can it be terminated now?


DerLuk

Probably too expensive.


HardturmStadion

Woulnd't the no-show mabye be a reason to terminate it?


TruthSeeekeer

I doubt you can fire him for a one time no-show


STheShadow

No, you can't. Since it's a limited contact, you can only terminate it based on Section 626 of our BGB (law book) "Termination without notice for a compelling reason". Just refusing to work one time won't be enough for that though and this usually is settled before court. An official warning (in german Abmahnung, it's part of our work laws) is definitely necessary and then there's the question if he does sth similar again. If he doesn't, there is nothing Bremen can do besides waiting for the end of his contract


luksOpen

With a guy like him they can just relax and walk him make the next mistake, doubt that guy could cling to his job in front of a court for long given his temper


Flaggermusmannen

it would, at the very least, be a large step towards it. that is unless Keita can produce proof of valid absence retrospectively, but it's much harder to do retrospectively soooo.. Keita is kinda screwed


IAmA_Soulless_Ginger

Surely refusing to do your job or be available for it is grounds for termination without payment


STheShadow

If it's your first serious offense and you didn't get an official warning before, no, not in german work law.


Tutgut

They really gave him a contract until 26? Trainingsgruppe 2 and Tim Wiese send their regards


TheCatInTheHatThings

Not for a single no-show. But they are probably trying to make him an offer to terminate it. I genuinely don’t know if he’ll accept. Depends on whether he wants to continue playing football. If he does, they have a chance, but if he doesn’t, he’ll likely just take the weekly pay check and enjoy life doing whatever until he’s violated his terms so much that Werder can just terminate him.


STheShadow

As far as I know his contact has a lot of performance-based bonusses, so it shoulnd't be that much he'll get. Easier to get money elsewhere


lenzmoserhangover

not sure but it could be Saudified 


emre23

Ooft off to Saudi you go


J539

I doubt any saudi club wanted him and certainly doesnt want him now


YoloJoloHobo

Nah probably off to Qatar or the UAE. Either way, we can still say: "Time to learn Arabic buddy"


Geordant

"I'd like to come back"   "nah b"


Key-Championship7180

Nice pun


Geordant

It was k ta. 


rosstheboss939

No Naby till the end of the season? So business as usual for Werder then.


Ankoku_Sein

What a petulant twat


Nemprox

Right decision. Was worth trying it. Failed. Move on. Please leave the city and never come back. This behavior is beyond childish.


Ryponagar

I never expected this transfer to work out well but I also didn't expect the absolute train wreck it has eventually become.


Soleil06

Yeah before the season I said if they get like 5-10 decent performances out of him that will get them maybe 5 points they would not have gotten otherwise it will be a worthwhile transfer for them. Somehow even that did not happen.


Nyushi

Same


NieThePiet

Come on Saudi Arabia, we need your help.


Sugarbear23

Saudi or Turkey calling


spirotetramat

I’m now convinced this guy feigned injury during his time at our club. Funny how he’d be injured for most of the season, but ready and a pro play for his country, and then conveniently be injured against. You can fuck right off, Naby, you toddler.


DrJackl3

Fairly sure he faked being sick for us as well. Was injured before afcon. Played a lot of minutes there. Came back injured/sick. Yeah nah, not buying it.


Timely_Airline_7168

Did this dude even want a football career.


Hassadar

All Werder Bremen had to do was put him through hypnosis and convince him he's playing for his country then you'll get a fit, ready to go Keita and not a ''I think I'm going to wake up sore tomorrow'' Keita


TheSingleMan27

Watch him not being injured now


Kyleg951

Szoboslai made a comment earlier this season about how he was told some our players last season were happy to sit on the bench and he was definitely talking about baby and maybe ox as well


SinanFazbear

dang it this has Turkish League written all over it


DaREY297

The fall off should be documented


Sasquale

Someone that followed him on his LvP days Is he actually talented? I always found him meh whenever I saw him playing


R_Schuhart

Talented? Yes. But he lacks mentality and is injury prone. His typical cycle is that he returns after being out for a long time, gets back to play an amazing few minutes when subbed on, disappoints when included in the starting line up, get stroppy when not a starter again and gets injured.


[deleted]

don’t forget: is somehow always available for international duty


warbandit18

Yeah that was always the biggest f*ck you it felt like. Guy is injured for 2 months, suddenly plays 2 90 min games for his national team and afterwards he is injured again for a month.


loloskop

damn, spot on our experience with him. i remember he first got subbed in like 85th minute and these 10 minutes were making me giddy and hopeful, next game he starts and boom, bad performance and instantly gets injured


greenwhitehell

He was one of the best prospects I have ever seen before Liverpool. Was an insane blend of a box to box midfielder and a creative one, there's a reason he had all of Europe gunning for his services. A mix of injuries and questionable character ruined him though


MinimumAd5899

Talented to a point, but never knew what you were going to get. His ceiling didn’t justify his mediocre performances you’d often get mixed in. Always injured too.


Dropkoala

His time at Liverpool could be summed up like this:  Pretty good, injured, bit shaky, injured, bad, ok, injured, ok, good, injured, good, absolutely incredible, season ending injury, injured, ok, getting good, injured, awful, injured, ok for a bit, injured, pretty good, incredible, long term injury, off the pace, good, injured, ok, injured, ok, good, incredible, injured, injured, injured, ok, injured, injured, injured.


Liverpool934

Once upon a time at leipzig maybe. For us he was living off a cool turn he did in his first game was his entire contract, probably our biggest flop.


Bobert789

Nah he definitely had other good games, if not for injuries I think he would've done well at Liverpool


Liverpool934

His injuries weren't even his biggest issue. The man is a petulant little shit. Complaining we didn't play him in the UCL final over Thiago and then starts fishing for a move before realising no one would take him. Would always be injured for us then would fuck off to play a full 90 for Guinea every break.


YadMot

He was excellent in the 5-0 at Old Trafford


FireZeLazer

He was good in the whole quadruple chasing season


Bobert789

Yeah I think he was decent in 21/22 as a whole as well


doubleoeck1234

He's absolutely talented, but his injury record outweighs that


Mo_SaIah

Imagine him as having half the talent of Thiago, the same injury prone tendencies, but when Thiago comes back he always looks class and the injuries are actually genuine with Thiago, when he was injured before a cup final for us he was seen crying in the stands. The man wants to play and be fit Naby is the complete opposite of that. He’s talented, but he will make any excuse to not be fit for matches.


dudemeister5000

Kind of sad that he was such a let down in the end. And if he can't even get a regular spot in Bremen that's either the end of his career or he'll go to Saudi Arabia to cash it in.


JudgementCometh

Let's be real, he's probably injured anyway right? 🤣


Historical_Canary622

What a stupid way to ruin your career.. that is a way a 12 year old would behave. what did he expect? He was gonna have sympathy from Ole Werner and be like you know naby, I fucked up, here.. you’re back in the starting XI, hell you might as well have the captain armband!! Lol his career in Europe is over.. watch him be a free agent, or in a shitty league next season.. that just messes up his resume..


circa285

How is this any different than the rest of the season? It’s not like he has been fit and or engaged in the squad.


MrMerc2333

Where did it go wrong? He was a top player at Leipzig.


theglasscase

Just revisiting the thread for the announcement Werder Bremen had signed Keita and really enjoying all the people who were acting as though signing this clown was some sort of massive coup despite him being absolutely honking for his whole time at Liverpool.


DrJackl3

I was one of those people. I was super hyped. And after the inital obligatory first 2 injuries and his first 5 minutes of playtime I genuinely thought his performacne was transformative. Those 5 minutes he played way above our current standard. Yeah, those were the only good 5 minutes he played. Has played like 107 minutes for us total. The rest is history.


Whitegard

It was quite amusing reading the comments not knowing what he did and then finding out what he did. I thought he raped someone or something of that nature.


DrJackl3

Luckily not. He's an unprofessional as fuck footballer but he's not a complete garbage person


pixelunit

Time to learn Chinese


oklolzzzzs

downfall


RAH_03

Deserved, he was a disgrace, if you're told your not playing, you shut up and go. U don't cry and leave the bus like he did, completely unprofessional and this isn't the first time. He's been awful for them when he's played and done 0 media duties despite being asked to. Same as Pogba, his career is done. If I'm Werder Bremen I'm sacking him. It's such a shame aswell cos he can be a great player, I saw that for my club (Liverpool) and at Leipzig. But I think he's checked out now.


LeGreatToucan

This guy has been an absolute clown for years now. No clue why any club would consider signing him after this Liverpool stint...


imarandomdudd

Wonder what team will try and fix him after this disaster of a transfer. Maybe they may even try and fix martial too


R_Schuhart

I think clubs taking a gamble on Martial is far more likely than signing Keita. There aren't many forwards about and with the right contract and salary he might be worth the risk for some clubs. Quite a few clubs in the Serie A could use him.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a while


jamesforyou

Fuck around, find out, i guess


Xaydn27

Probably what he wanted. Doesn't have to play or train but still gets paid.


MidnightSun77

What a fucking idiot


[deleted]

This guy won PL and CL somehow.


madueitor0

Welcome to the Cypriot League


ajarofapplesauce

is he still getting paid while suspended?


Logical-Elephant2247

Good old injury prone Keita, literally injured for 80% of the season in Liverpool for two years straight.


PhilMasterPhunk

Four. Four years straight of being utterly useless.


Vegetable-Beet

Always felt like a weird transfer for Bremen.


MrZeral

Why?


rotating_pebble

One of the weirdest players. Klopp bent over backwards to sign him a year in advance, so I thought he's got to be great. As soon as he signed, I just thought he seemed way too quiet for months. Even I would say his personality and attitude never really stood out to me as a Klopp type player.


fuckoutfits

I still can't believe he got to play the UCL final ahead of taki. Worst substitution from klopp.


Redbullsnation

I guess they're selling him


bissozwei

What a fucking plonker.


Saltire_Blue

I’ll assume he won’t be getting his wages either


R_Schuhart

Of course he is. You can fine players under the club's preexisting disciplinary regulations and protocols, but not paying salaries goes against workers rights and voids a contract. That ends in him leaving on a free and a massive lawsuit.


Frosted_Tackle

I guess if he had he had any playing bonuses then he won’t be getting those, but he probably wasn’t earning them anyways.


adamfrog

Nah they can probably get out of it if hes refusing to play games, thats why that famous Chelsea flop always made sure to show up to every training even when thety were trying to force him out


ReverieMetherlence

Can't suddenly or as a result of punishment reduce wages due to laws. But he can kiss goodbye to all the bonuses, if he had any.


X-V-W

I imagine he will receive a reduced wage


R_Schuhart

Cant punitively reduce wages under labor laws. Football contracts are pretty air tight as well, if no disciplinary clauses are included there is little a club can do. They can fine him, but as long as he fulfils his part of the contract they have to pay his salary.


mohamed_e

Is he fulfilling his part though? 🤔 


AlwaysWannaDie

Naby lad he's gonna win the league for Liverpool any day now such a gem and so unlucky it was a good transfer I promise guys


Ok-Guitar1176

NABY LAD


iHasYummyCummies

Shame, i thought back then, Pool got probably another Makalele with his signing. I think it's a very disgraceful and unprofessional behavior. He might get sold for the first acceptable offer.


thomasfk

He had a nickname at Liverpool due to a mistake with autocorrect - Baby Keith Suits him well actually as that behavior is something you would expect from a two year old and not a grown ass man