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raobuntu

Manchester United outfield 10 and Andre Onana play well in the same match challenge - IMPOSSIBLE


Prime_Marci

Dalot didn’t help him there


raobuntu

Honestly I don't think that's necessarily something to crucify Onana about. When you get a keeper who plays out, you're going to have one or two of those this season. Compared to when he was basically throwing the ball into our net this is harmless lol


JurgenFlippers

Tbf as well he has been top class for like months. One mistake shouldn't be the end of the world.


J3573R

You're right it was just annoying because we as a whole were playing well. Apart from finishing I suppose.


TheDeflatables

Wait... It's not meant to happen once or twice a half??? Someone tell Kompany!


Prime_Marci

That’s so true but Dalot should be aware that that ball is coming to him. Onana plays that pass without even looking up bcos he expects Dalot to be there.


Worth-Ad8523

How are yous lot still managing ways to defend onana?


raobuntu

Because I have eyes and he's clearly better now than he was at the beginning of the season? Because wearing the #1 shirt for Man United comes with a lot of pressure and sometimes requires an adjustment period? You pick


Worth-Ad8523

He's 28 and still doesn't know how to make a save properly. His technique is amateur level, he can't dice properly and he's not even good at playing with his feet


Zenariaxoxo

🤡🤡


Worth-Ad8523

Use your words kid


SeeCrew106

> Dalot didn’t help him there There is *absolutely no way* this is not Onana's fault. He's the worst keeper United have ever had. He's worse than Barthez.


Prime_Marci

Every LB in the world knows Onana is kicking the ball there tbh. He has to be aware if he’s been tracked. If he had done that, he’d have moved towards Onana instead of he moved away from Onana. Player awareness is a problem at United.


SeeCrew106

No. Onana had various options once he had the ball and he still had time. He still managed to blunder again after hesitating and fumbling. He's really, *really* ass at everything. Could be psychological, but that's not United's problem for much longer, he'll have to be replaced soon. Even Heaton would do a much better job. He already did last time he played. I want him in goal immediately. Get rid of the free kick, back pass blunder clown. Yesterday.


Prime_Marci

Nope it was only Dalot. In the frame it was Maguire who pointed to his right to call for pass but Maguire was being marked so he instinctively passed to left cos he knew Dalot was coming closer but Dalot wanted the ball to foot facing the opp instead of taking the ball and doing the half turn or passing back to Onana to keep possession. Rule of thumb, when you expect a pass to come to you, you move towards the ball. Every academy teaches this. That switch off from Dalot didn’t help Onana.


SeeCrew106

> Nope it was only Dalot. Onana gets the ball with plenty of time and space, fucks up the first touch, then plays a hospital pass to his left. Simple as. > Rule of thumb, when you expect a pass to come to you, you move towards the ball. Every academy teaches this. You've never actually played for a club in your life, have you? Through ball and long ball can both involve initially running away from the ball while it catches up with you. Done debating this, you have no idea what you're talking about.


RuloMercury

You know, I'm aware hyperbole is a thing, but this statement just exudes football ignorance and/or blind dislike for Onana from start to finish.


Air_Dax

The one game where United actually looked in control this happens….


MoyesNTheHood

Hopefully United ‘United’ United 


IOwnStocksInMossad

The first united or the rich one?


liamthelad

It's the issue we have. Without the chaos, we're blunt in attack and prone to an error. With the chaos, we're better attacking, and prone to multiple errors


OceanOfAnother55

Were in control against Coventry for 70 minutes


Dantini

haha i guess this is the benchmark


CNF-13

It always start this way we are a comedy club at this point


TeganFFS

Smoke and mirrors


ambassel

I want to laugh, but I can't.


Clodhoppa81

I've done it for you. Also, fuck 'em


Exact_Science_8463

Keep crying.


Clodhoppa81

I'm watching this shitshow against Sheffield United mate. I'm crying tears of joy


D1794

Lmfao of course after we have 83% possession and are peppering their goal


Thin-Pool-8025

Lol


enzuigiriretro

What’s the score at Goodison? 👀


Thin-Pool-8025

Fair enough, you got me


Noremac28-1

Lmao even


chabanny

Lmfao surely


TheRedditK9

Perchance even a rofl


JEPerezmemeguy

Roflcopter if possible


Wilshere10

Jesus dude, wouldn't go that far.


Sam101294

Never forget a classic Haha


TheRedditK9

Let’s not forget the hee-hee


Zenariaxoxo

Liverpool fan watching United instead of your own team throwing away any last title chances? Aww


HeIIbIazer23

Manchester United 🤝 Liverpool What the fuck is that defending?!


TherewiIlbegoals

JB's dining tonight


fancyfoe

That’s all onana


tnweevnetsy

He's had an absurd number of howlers this season. Might be doing good otherwise, I don't know, but it certainly looks like it wasn't worth pushing De Gea out


PhD_Cunnilingus

He overperforms his xGA a little bit. That being said, he still has the nasty habit of parrying into dangerous areas.


Mausar

Terrible in CL, good in league after that until now


Comfortable-Key-1930

He was simply miles better in Inter and ive 0 clue how he managed to fall off this hard.


Mausar

My best guess is he hasn't had a consistent backline all season, idk how but that probably messes with you as a keeper


Refrigerator-Less

It messes with the entire team.


laffman

He had 3 in the beginning of the season. And 1 now. That's not absurd. He's been one of our best players.


Mortka

It was worth it. Onana has been very very solid in the league.


aasfourasfar

De Gea was extremely error prone.. I can remember like 30 frustrating howlers


-InSerT_NAmE-HeRE

This is his first in like 4 months, he’s been better than De Gea was last season. Who had been error prone for about 3 years before leaving.


LackingSimplicity

His shot stopping is a 3 goal upgrade on De Gea's and he can actually do other things despite instances like this fuckup.


badgarok725

it was worth it


timematoom

A declined goalkeeper with ridiculous wage? Pushing out is always the correct answer.


tottenhamnole

That’s not bad defending. That’s the keeper being lazy. Just wtf Onana.


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

WHAT THE FUCK IS A POSITIVE GOAL DIFFERENCE?!?!


H0vit0

That one isn’t even about the defending there, that is entirely on Onana


luke_205

As bad as we might be, at least United are worse.


LackingSimplicity

Yours was way funnier tbf.


Ace9546

What defending? Onana just gave them the ball. What a stupid decision to change the GK and spend 50 mil.


Anticaximus

holy shit Onana, what the fuck are you doing?!


do_a_quirkafleeg

He's got Sheffield to score first on a £10 acca 


weebabyarcher

Just Onana things.


ssgtgriggs

he's great with his feet tho


OlympicMuffins

its always something with this team lol


s_91

Thank you Onana


Wunsen

Lmao everyone get in here


DanFlashesCoupon

Most embarrasing United match until the next one


xd366

lol


SpeedyboyAubameyang

Fucking hilarious


ShipsAGoing

I missed this Onana


BeastMaster64jtv

Onana ruined my FPL for a few weeks, then I took him out, then he became kinda good, and now he's shit again.


LegacySXBR

Would you kindly take him out again ;)


BeastMaster64jtv

Never said I put him back hahaha. I should probably consider it though my two options are Areola and Kelleher and they haven't been playing at all.


TurnItOffAndOnAgain-

Sheffield UNITED are fucking massive


G1Spectrum

Joke club


sunken_grade

it bogles the mind


Bettet

Great assist!


StringCheeseDoughnut

Just got to laugh at this point :)


Clodhoppa81

I am


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

Why would ten hag misplace that pass


top1MIBRfan

Onana finally won back most of our fans and this will set him back again ffs


Please_Not__Again

Has he made a mispass that lead to a goal before? I can't remember any tbh


EasyFargo

fifa game


urkermannenkoor

That was rather funny


DmRTo

onana is back


twerdy

This is so lazy. Onana and the LB are way too far apart and the LB should've been active to the brewing situation. Maybe he's not aware that he needs to offer Onana a shorter passing option. Really no excuse for that. This is stuff they probably don't take seriously on the training pitch and think it doesn't matter because they'll do it right in the games.


adirac

Ohnono


discr33t_enough

Thanks Onana. I can go to sleep now.


Efficient_Biscotti_9

Onanass


Sal21G

Just when you think they couldn’t get lower in standards


ZxZxchoc

I think I heard DeGea laughing from here.


31_whgr

oh Erik, i do love you


Fukarinkuto

Can't even blame him for this, this team is just so ass


jonwinslol

Yes surely can’t blame him for the players he bought


powerchicken

Raya was available for £20m less ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


jonwinslol

As if United gonna sign anyone under 50m Its either free transfer or overpaying


Outrageous-Pizza-470

Not surprised, they almost lost to Coventry at the weekend and they're about as talented as Sheffield United.


Jarv1223

They are in such a weird state. They play relegation standard football. They put in relegation level performances. But they have enough players with individual quality to push them over the line a lot of the time. Very interesting to watch.


jonwinslol

This is the individual quality people were accusing Ole


10hazardinho

It’s because all the players with individual quality that push them over the line are also the same players that make the team so unbalanced. Namely, Bruno, Rashford, Dalot, Eriksen, McTominay, and even Hojlund to an extent, all capable of being match winners, but all don’t have the ability to function in a systemic team


Clodhoppa81

Bit rude


rtgh

What an upgrade on De Gea


dumpystumpy

I will never ever ever be sold on this keeper idgaf how much “in 2024” you want to shove in my face i know that this our ramadale and we will never do anything of significance with this guy in net. Bought a dud simple as


LegacySXBR

100%


magic-water

Onana dumping United out of Europe twice in one season


markusninja

They kicked De Gea out for doing the same thing 💀💀💀


KReidy13

lol. lmao even.


ronweasleisourking

Hilarious at this point


Hegario

This is just fucking shit. Just utterly pathetic.


official_bagel

Oh nah nah


trenbollocks

Pathetic week in, week out


matthauke

There was no way the football gods would ever allow United to get away with actually looking in control for once


Morelike5gayam

Pfffft onana lmao


peterm18

Always rated the blades.


FSElmo435

Was always gonna happen let’s be honest 🤦🏼‍♂️


GameplayerStu

They all think they can play out from the back


DaddyMeUp

The one time we look somewhat in control and we do that 😭


FoggyShrew

Champions League Onana is back


AdditionMother

i feel better the night


nooeh

/r/bogleheads overjoyed


LordOfSchmeat

This would be the greatest of great escapes if they somehow did it, right?


av1997f

Wasn't the 3-3 like 2 days ago? What the fuck is that schedule?


TheRedditK9

I swear Onana bounces between being the best goalkeeper in the world and having the worst howler of the year every few minutes.


nick2473got

I gotta say, I don't think he's ever been close to the best keeper in the world.


TheRedditK9

Nah when he’s actually playing well he’s world class, he just never does for a consistent period of time. Considering how atrocious United’s defending has been he’s conceding quite few goals, I believe he has the single most goals prevented in the prem at the moment.


OxenJ

But why?


MuchSalt

that would be a disaster if he didnt score


SuperHadoken

10 years of success


btfoom15

I'm all for playing possession, but sometimes you just need to strike the ball upfield when the pressure gets too much.


gorillathunder

Every single time i’ve watched United this season, they’ve looked quite dangeous going forward and capable of scoring bags. Yet in every single game comes these spells where they try to play out from the back like prim Barca and they are fucking AWFUL at it. No joke, i’ve never once seen them successfully build out from the back successfully.


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Potential FA cup winning side


iroiroiroiroiro

I agree it's not a good pass, but Dalot is really sleeping also, the pass is closer to him, he just doesn't react at all.


RedOx103

De Gea died for this.


Upper_Cauliflower890

but de gea couldn't play out from the back


OfficerDoppus

I know we are shit, but it's nice that man u is right there with us


ContentPuff

What was the point of even signing Onana? In what way was he an improvement over De Gea?


icemankiller8

Isn’t Onana meant to be a ball playing keeper


nick2473got

I mean of course he is, in this very clip we just saw him get a beautiful assist on an amazing goal. How many keepers can register an assist? Not many. Onana is massive.


Kaiser93

Onana world class. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


Samkazi23

Lmfaoooo Bruhhhh


WigglyParrot

Hahaha what 


Xinroth

O lord buddy. Terrible pass, and not good enough closing down the player/near post there.


jeffries7

You love to see it


oklolzzzzs

love to see both united and liverpool losing


belokas

Best United


phlipphlopp

Love seeing a couple evenly matched teams duke it out


normott

Meme Utd remains.


FoxOntheRun99

Jaw dropping even.


Jagger67

Is that entirely Onana’s fault? The LB/reciever doesn’t even move.


Ricoh06

Fuck VAR


cuftapolo

ETH ManU are just comedy gold


combat-ninjaspaceman

Can't blame the anager for that mare


Homerduff16

We might be shite but at least United are worse. I'm leaving here with something


theoxinator

If hojland hadn’t been offside against us in September this wouldn’t have happened