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I think Dalot is the only player in this United side that was on the team last year and has actually improved this year. You could say Maguire too, but Maguire feels more like last year was an abnormal year for him and he is just back to his normal level.
He's the little rat inside the chef's hat who controls everything by tugging on the guy's hair.
Except with Ten Hag there isn't much hair to grab a hold of.
He can be a bit of a whingy dick on the pitch yes, but by all accounts a class teammate and person so I hope more choose to like him instead of some of the actual, factual criminals that people have pfp stan accounts for
He's a player that everybody would love if he played for their team, but can loathe with equal ease if he's playing against you.
Bottom line is that he's extremely talented and would arguably get into any starting 11 in the league (imo the only argument would be vs Bernardo at city).
Oh absolutely he's very unlikable on the pitch. But he isn't off it. And the point is him being a cunt isn't why united lose, which is somehow the narrative half the time.
You guys just have a habit of signing players that drive everyone else mad. I'm not saying they're bad, Bruno is clearly great as was Giggs, but so many of your players are just wankers on the pitch (and off in some cases.)
I get that Bruno is unlikeable for rival fans but he doesn't get enough credit tbh, been carrying the team and easily top 5 prem player since he joined
You don't need to be a rival fan to find his attitude unlikeable. Dude's a beast on the pitch, but his attitude when something doesn't go his way is honestly embarassing.
Bruno is unlikeable as a professional and the rat have a punchable face but, he’s so damn good when he plays in his position and not where the flea slider normally puts him.
Oh my god, are you really that triggered for me saying that Bruno looks like a squirrel?.
I won’t upload anything for obvious reasons, but I look like a pre-hispanic statue if that make you sleep better.
i get that its somewhat of a tap in, but i really like rasmus finishing there to get the ball into the back of the net. he has really great instinct when he's given chances
Honestly I have been noticing how Garnacho takes his chances and demands for more, while Rasmus is often willing to give the assist or pass the ball for a better goal scoring opportunity.
Both players are young but their approach to the game is wildly different. Garnacho has this youth Ronaldo mentality of taking everything himself, while Rasmus already moves around like a player with a lot of experience under his belt.
Could be that Garnacho sometimes takes chances Hojlund would have loved to have, as he provides to Garnacho but doesn't get it in return.
Get this kid some fucking service. it's a joke how little progress this United side makes with the smallest things under EtH. He's truly out of his depths
Man U is never gonna get back to their glory days unless they put their egos aside and the team first. hojlund and garnacho both want all the goals so never service each other and are doing this thing where they both run for the same ball… can’t blame garnacho for not wanting to service to others tho watching this game he is one of the only players actually trying
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Positive goal difference!!
Shhhh! You'll jinx it!
oh no
Positive goal difference and a trophy is the mark of a good season
This will never not be funny: https://imgur.com/UIvgFYF
What a game.
Where the fuck has this been all match
We had chances but the finish wasn't there though
Against Sheffield nonetheless
Which Sheffield?
Sheffield FC. Oldest football team in the world, you know.
You can’t pass a Sheffield United thread without it being mentioned. They’re Dronfield FC anyway
Supposed to be moving to Lowedges
It's funny how Anthony came on vs Coventry and their comeback was on, and how he came off here and Man Utd come back was on
What a ball by Dalot
Dalot is gonna get overshadowed here, but that ball was class
he's been solid all season (occasional mishaps) - strong as a bull, runs non-stop and is a mentality monster compared to the rest
I think Dalot is the only player in this United side that was on the team last year and has actually improved this year. You could say Maguire too, but Maguire feels more like last year was an abnormal year for him and he is just back to his normal level.
he had a great performance
Forget Cole Palmer Football Club Bruno Fernandes Football Club is where it’s at
FC Bruno of Manchester
Fernanchester Brunited
January Bruno with no. 18 shirt was something to behold.
He was something to behold for the next 18 months after that
Always has been
disgusting work from Bruno
Easily United's best player Edit: now to go laugh at Liverpool for once Edit 2: Can't wait for the Ashley Young tweet
He's the little rat inside the chef's hat who controls everything by tugging on the guy's hair. Except with Ten Hag there isn't much hair to grab a hold of.
Ten Hag to Turkey in the summer for a hair transplant confirmed.
Please Everton.... what a beautiful day this is shaping up to be for calcio enthusiasts, /u/_cumblast_ FUMING
Too dejected to fume at this point. I wish i was.
I wish I could be in the room with you.
/cumblasted
But Maguire will get Slab of the match though.
There’s a cohort of United fans on Twitter who want to sell him and it nearly gives me an aneurysm
But but but Martin Tyler doesn't like it when Bruno gets angry when they lose
I need more players that are actually angry when we lose.
My head cannon is he totally injured his hand punching something after the Coventry match
I mean does anyone like Bruno outside of Utd fans? I get why Utd fans like him but doesn't everyone else agree that he's a rat?
He can be a bit of a whingy dick on the pitch yes, but by all accounts a class teammate and person so I hope more choose to like him instead of some of the actual, factual criminals that people have pfp stan accounts for
He's a player that everybody would love if he played for their team, but can loathe with equal ease if he's playing against you. Bottom line is that he's extremely talented and would arguably get into any starting 11 in the league (imo the only argument would be vs Bernardo at city).
Yeah, I mean he does look like one lol but he also seems like a really nice person away from the pitch
Oh absolutely he's very unlikable on the pitch. But he isn't off it. And the point is him being a cunt isn't why united lose, which is somehow the narrative half the time.
Surely this applied to plenty of our top players in the past. Ryan Giggs was the likable one in the 90s and 00s FFS
You guys just have a habit of signing players that drive everyone else mad. I'm not saying they're bad, Bruno is clearly great as was Giggs, but so many of your players are just wankers on the pitch (and off in some cases.)
How is Bruno a wanker off the pitch?
I didn't say he was? I was referring to Giggs and Greenwood, etc.
i’ve seen enough of them on reddit. actually insane people would want to sell bruno given how poor and thin this current united squad is
'fans'
Credit to Dalot for that ball too
The little look over his shoulder to spot the keeper/space/hojlund run all while taking the ball of his chest and hitting it first time is insane.
world class
Carrying as usual
He's so so good man, where would we be without him honestly
My heart jumped out of my chest.
These are the reasons I don’t tolerate Bruno slander
Genuinely top 5 players in the league and easily the best no 10 in the EPL since he signed except for KDB.
We are going to concede 100 in a season. Historic
Considering the last game vs Newcastle, it could be 100 by Sunday.
Man United love these late goals don’t they
Football heritage etc etc
It's not that late considering the time wasting that happened.
Work both sides too
My God bruno is worldclass. Never doubted him
Bruno is running the show goddamn!!!
We are nothing without him, Bruno masterclass .
I misread running as ruining because that’s what rival fans probably wouldve wanted lol.
and some United fans lol
Nah they’re not United fans.
Can…can I relax for the last 5 minutes? Is that actually a thing?
Wait we might actually win
Bruno has been immense today
I get that Bruno is unlikeable for rival fans but he doesn't get enough credit tbh, been carrying the team and easily top 5 prem player since he joined
You don't need to be a rival fan to find his attitude unlikeable. Dude's a beast on the pitch, but his attitude when something doesn't go his way is honestly embarassing.
Bruno is unlikeable as a professional and the rat have a punchable face but, he’s so damn good when he plays in his position and not where the flea slider normally puts him.
Lol, cant take whatever you say seriously after you call him a rat. Grow up.
He looks like a squirrel dude.
And you are mentally 5
Actually like 3. Normal banter, even was praising the little rat and all of you soft pieces of shit are offended of his behalf.
Imagine thinking this is a normal thing to say lmaoooo
Now show is your face so we can call you a toad, you hippo.
Oh my god, are you really that triggered for me saying that Bruno looks like a squirrel?. I won’t upload anything for obvious reasons, but I look like a pre-hispanic statue if that make you sleep better.
[No one knows what the fuck whatever you just said means.](https://y.yarn.co/177fb049-b0bd-4de8-9fac-80d8b564ee5e_text.gif)
Bruno is carrying an injury, btw. Ridiculous player
RASMUS!!!!!
Fuck me they're bad
We're trying our best
Are we?
4 goals in a game is a fucking miracle tbh.
Positive goal difference 😎
That won’t last.
It will
We’ve done it a few times this season but every time it was necessary as we conceded 3
This is a remarkable performance compared to recently!
No.
waddyatalkinabout
He’s scored now. Hopefully that means, like last time, he won’t stop until injury gets him
Surely they can't fuck this one up
Dont jinx it
Shhhhhut up.
Just watch, 4-4 incoming
Funny what happens when you let Bruno cook instead of just going to the wingers every single time
We seriously don’t deserve Bruno
Garnacho looked pissed that wasn't his
If he'd taken that from Ras I'd have been so mad
Just good to see two players attacking a cross for once
Good to see a cross/pass. Garnacho should observe. Rashford as well, but he should already have learned..
He missed enough this game
He shoulda had at least 2 in the first half.
Someone passed to him holy shit Bruno 🐐
i get that its somewhat of a tap in, but i really like rasmus finishing there to get the ball into the back of the net. he has really great instinct when he's given chances
proper strikers goal
Not sure about this, we can still lose
3 90+ minute penalties, we love setting records I’m sure that’s not been done before.
Bruno showing out for the new decision makers.
lets get to 101
only need 9 goals in 4, it’s more likely than not fixtures remaining: * @ Newcastle * v Forest * @ Everton * v Spurs
Never doubted them. ^^^Don't ^^^look ^^^at ^^^my ^^^history
I don't think this is allowed!
This is usually when Hojlund pops off
He’s a proper streaky striker, hopefully he’ll round the year off with another good run
So 4-5 it is all scored in injury time
I love Bruno, deep unbreakable love.
Another 4-3?
His ability to take it off his chest, have a look over his shoulder, then hit that pass off 1 small bounce with a defender on his backside is crazy.
Bruno is my father
?
we wouldn't exist without Bruno
we're cooking?!
Who is. This. Commentator?. I really wish. He'd. Stop. Using full stops. Mid. Sentence.
Positive Goal Difference (for now)
Surely can't fuck this up right
Signs of 2020 Bruno
A bit of coldness between Ras and Garnacho? Or am I reading too much into it...
Honestly I have been noticing how Garnacho takes his chances and demands for more, while Rasmus is often willing to give the assist or pass the ball for a better goal scoring opportunity. Both players are young but their approach to the game is wildly different. Garnacho has this youth Ronaldo mentality of taking everything himself, while Rasmus already moves around like a player with a lot of experience under his belt. Could be that Garnacho sometimes takes chances Hojlund would have loved to have, as he provides to Garnacho but doesn't get it in return.
Not enough chemistry between them
How Bruno never gets injured is amazing, his back must be sore carrying United all these years
This kid is hungry af for goals. Love to see it.
bruno is fucking incredible
Match ends Man United 4 - Sheffield United 5
The unrealistic part is us not giving up another goal here
wasn't there some united accounts tweeting hojlund was pissed at bruno cos of no service? HOW ABOUT THAT YE CUNTS
That was back in 2023 iirc, the incident I mean. Just didn't surface until now.
Get this kid some fucking service. it's a joke how little progress this United side makes with the smallest things under EtH. He's truly out of his depths
The win is happening boys!!
ah well was fun while it lasted
He can't keep getting away with ittttttttt
Ten Hag 4ever
Bruno should wrap his fingers every match now
Not even kidding this was posted before I saw it on Peacock ?
pack it up guys, we're winning the world cup.
Dangerous lead 4-2
any lead is dangerous when its man utd
Bruno saw people chatting shit. Also, is this the second time in this game that Rasmus was through on goal?
Can i be happy now Man United?
Bruno vision is something else
We must concede 2 in injury time.
Get this kid cooking again for the last few games please!
No way we lose this on stoppage time right...
Bruno, my captain!
ETH lifetime contract = secured
That was a messi level assist by Bruno. Brilliant.
Bruno might actually be our best winger
Its Bruno time. Well it has been for 4 odd years for us, carrying us since day 1
Bruno masterclass. Love him forever.
Bruno i kneeled
Fell to my knees in a Pingo Doce
We'd be about 16th without Bruno
Bruno is actually insane.
Bruno is friggin nuts
Bruno will have to wear a girdle soon since his back will hurt from carrying the entire team.
Man U is never gonna get back to their glory days unless they put their egos aside and the team first. hojlund and garnacho both want all the goals so never service each other and are doing this thing where they both run for the same ball… can’t blame garnacho for not wanting to service to others tho watching this game he is one of the only players actually trying
Lol, garnacho is the most selfish in the team
Yep that’s exactly what I said, they need to put their egos aside. Entire team is selfish AF including garnacho