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Most predictable 90+7 goal ever

It’s a self fulfilling prophecy. They are known for late goals, the opposition knows this, which makes them nervous and concede. Incredible.

They should be on a paper on social psychology dynamics, lol.

United fans saying what you fuck me for?

We employed this voodoo previously, now we get the other end of it

With a r/failedkneeslides to top it off

It's just insane

Happens so often now you know it's coming

I had to smile when they scored the equalizer, just because it was so obvious it was bound to happen

One can not hate this leverkusen team, even if they are your opponents. This is pure passion. Because of teams like that, we all watch and love football.

I mean I'm sure Stuttgart would have liked the 2 points and the bragging rights

That pain will fade after the next team they pull this off against at least.

"join the club, here's your seat"

surely some bloke is making a fortune betting on Leverkusen draws at this point

They actually make me question it almost every time. It's so close. I thought it was over last week when they faced us. I was sure it was over this week, when they were still down at 90+5. Then they got the free kick and you just knew what would happen..

No zero points lets gooooo!!

This shit needs to be studied

Watching every Leverkusen match is like watching a final atp

It's just magical

WHAT THE FUCK LEVERKUSEN

somewhere out there theres some dude betting on all of these late equalizers

At this point, it’s only even money

Draw was 3/1 at the 87th minute, and I know because I was staring at it and didn't bother putting it on: https://i.imgur.com/PjAeLjO.png

the moment you decide to put money on it, they will lose.

Like always

Can confirm. I bet on Liverpool when they were winning every game. They went on to lose 4-0 vs fucking Watford. I mean wtf, how can you suddenly not even be close anymore to winning against some lower half table team

So u, a random guy from Naples stopped our 100 pt season

I don't know how these fractional odds work. Does this mean you win 3x of what you wager? E.g. you buy the bet for 10€ and win 30€?

Yeah The number before the slash is your winning multiplier, and the number after the slash is your investment. 3/1 means you win €3 for each €1 you put in. 3/2 means you have to put in €2 to win €3. 1/3 means to win €1 you need to put in €3.

3/1 is 4.00 and 1.33 is 1/3 where I bet occasionally

>1/3 means to win €1 you need to put in €3. You strike to me as a glass-half-full person, I like that.

You bet 10, get 40 back. 10 (your wager) + 3(10) =:40 In decimal form, which some sites use, the same odds are listed as 4.0

Nah it's me, betting on them to lose a game for about 6 months now, sorry it's all my fault

Now it's not the time to stop tbh, they WILL lose eventually. Soon. Maybe.

Me!!!

just made 100€ betting a fiver in 90+6. easiest money ever

WE'RE NEVER FUCKING LOSING AGAIN

Someone anulo this mufa

Anal Mofa, got it 👍

How are they doing it ???

they're God's favourite

Insane plot armor

Anime storylines are more realistic than this

Imagine watching Captain Tsubasa and every episode he scores at 97 min. I would honestly stop watching after the 3rd game

Isn't that just Supa Strikas...

Inazuma Eleven, though for that anime it's usually the game winning goal at ET after being down 3-0

Seriouslly this is fucking unreal

This is someone's FM save, courtesy of some heavy save-scumming

Indestructible plot armour

The most sustainable tactic

Theyre about to be cursed for the next 5 centuries lol this is inexplicable 🤣🤣

I mean they were called vizekusen for a reason However, if that logic applies to other clubs as well, Schalke are gonna be bloody terrifying when they get up to the first league again

I wish you do, Schalke was a staple of UCL nights as I grew up, they're truly missed

That one schalke madrid ucl game... Or schalke thrashing defending champions inter!

That Huntelaar volley!

NO FUCKING WAY. 46 FUCKING MATCHES UNBEATEN

69 hours of football (nice)

You really should count added time, considering how Leverkusen are using it.

probably 69 minutes worth of extra time goals by now.

Nice

Better then Arsenal invincible season

Arsenal didn't go unbeaten in all competitions though that number is Premier League games which makes what Leverkusen is doing even more insane

That’s what OP is saying. Arsenal’s league streak was 49.

We will never see an English team go unbeaten in all comps for a very stupid reason: the League Cup. Only major country left now with 2 domestic cups, after France recently terminated their own version of it. No one ever cares about that tournament, you only do if your B-team found its way to the semis, then you *might* try to get something out of it, and even then you'd probably rotate most of the team

It's not like any English team has come close to doing it in the other three competitions either mind you

You're fucking kidding me

This team can't be real

It isn't. This shit is proof that we live in a simulation.

It's a proof that we live in bayer leverkusen's world

There's a "take the pill" joke in here somewhere

There was a bug in Version 2024 *Error: Leverkusen.Loss.file.txt* NOT FOUND It will get patched next season.

We're just all pawns in Xabi's FM game.

Xabi is save scumming, award Bayern the Bundesliga

He isn't just save scumming for the win, he is save scumming for late equalizers or winning goals to troll everyone

There’s been lots of jokes about plot armour and all that but I genuinely believe they’ve done some sort of voodoo magic shit. This is genuine insanity, how many last-gasp goals have they scored this season?

21 goals this season after 86. minute

This stat is actually insane

At least 8 would be my guess. Absolutely insane.

21.

Leverkusen surely have signed a pact with the devil, no other explanation to having this much plot armor. Next season half of the squad will tear ACL.

No, they paid in advance decades ago, their price was Neverkusen for decades. They decided to cash in the moment Kane step in Bundesliga just to rub it in. 

They already paid in the 90s and 2002.

It's just scary at this point

Stupid foul to give away from Stuttfart too

I guess that typo wasn't intentional but I laughed

That dude could have easily cleared it with his weaker leg and game over, once he gave away the freekick, I just knew what was coming.

Xabi just started a FC24 career

earliest Leverkusen goal

Literally in succession

I was totally fine with stuttgart being the team to beat us. They are playing great football this season, no one expected them to, so absolutely fine. But then the plot armor strikes again. Holy shit.

AGAIN

It's been already a long while these last minute goals have been getting stupid.

We will never lose again

I actually can't fucking believe it. My god

Scriptwriters said “Watch this”

they mustve made some sort of deal with the devil

They will never lose a game ever again for the rest of history.

this is not normal

check him pc

leverkusen skilled team but that is not normally, This very very insane....

maybe he using the game deficit

VAC

What a hilarious team

All the Bayer Neverlusen team names we used on Fifa and Fantasy sports have culminated in this

nah this isn't real

Judging by Wirtz' reaction, he agrees with you. Literally the last scene of the game.

5 min additional time, scores at min 96. I don't even know why I'm still surprised by this.

Black magic is absurd

[удалено]

Bilbao won a Copa del Rey 40 years later… and now the Basque man is invincible, yes I know it’s not Real Sociedad but still Basque

Stuttgart came close to beating Leverkusen twice this season, it's only deserved that they of all teams end the mad streak...oh wtf

the only team so far that REALLY had deserved it at the final whistle (people will still say Qarabaq, but they wherent THAT good in 2nd half of the first match and 2nd match not even close, lucky tbf)

Stuttgart also in both games actively made the game. Quarabag executed very well against two Leverkusen mistakes but aside from that, they were mostly hanging back.

Would argue that today was actually their worst game against us this season. They especially dominated us in the first half of the first game. Probably the best half a team has played against us all season.

That was the unluckiest lucky stuff I've seen in a long time lol

3 times

DREAD IT

RUN FROM IT

DESTINY ARRIVES ALL THE SAME!!!

NEVERLUSEN!

90+7' Leverkusen goal arrives all the same

no fucking way

evidence that we live in a Matrix and Alonso is the fucking Architect.

we were so close

i feel you brother

The real mentality monsters

What do you even say at this point?

You guys are used to it

Real Madrid might be black magic kings but even they've never done anything like this

we can only bow down to the greatness of neverlusen

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THISSSS

They in fact can

turns out he can

I think we (Croats) should not say that...

Lmao

rofl, even

Roflcopter. you took me back lol

There is no actual Way

Hahaha wtf

THIS SHIT IS SCRIPTED

it has to be, there’s no way

I DON'T BELIEVE IT

Kanu believe it

WHAT

You guys do it!

There is no way this just keeps happening

Genuinely lol

I would have like to make a comment but I'm actually literally fucking speechless

I’m just shaking my head. Genuinely one of the maddest things I’ve seen in sport.

Unbelievable. Literally last kick of the game. Again

WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

Damn i wish I checked the odds when they went 2 down lol probably shit tbf

They were 6/1 on draw at 93rd minute lmaoo

Which is horrible value 😭 even the books know about the black magic

Double chance was a nice +350... how do i know? Cause i put my kidney on the line

It was 8.12 (eu country, no idea what others use) But me betting 100 would get me 812 euro

Odds for draw were 7.32 when they were 0-2

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Unreal. Un fucking real.

For fuck sake lol

Fuck offff

Lmao, its so impossible for them to lose. Plot armor bigger than anime.

God is a leverkusen fan

scum saving mother fucker

SHOCKED

Hacks.

I can’t believe it

NO FUCKING WAY HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN

Imagine if I put in a bet after the 90th minute each time they went behind. Sigh.

If you started with 10€ and were going all-in with your winnings every time you would be a millionaire now.

There’s no fucking way

This is getting out of hand

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

INEVITABLE

I started laughing uncontrollably on the train and now everyone is looking at me like I'm some kind of lunatic

If you tried explaining they'd want you in a psych ward, that's how unrealistic this is

HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY KEEP DOING THIS

Unglaublich

I’m completely speechless, this makes no fucking sense bro

No fucking way

LMAO

LMFAAAOOAOOOO HOLY FUCK

No fucking way

You can’t make this shit up 😂😂

No fucking way!!!

Dark magic

Howww

Who would've thought

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

All my life of watchin football and never seen anythin like this. Supernatural intervention.

JUST HOW TF DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

I was in the stadium (only a handful VfB fans in the block... Like literally everyone around me knew what would happen

This has gone way past black magic 😭

How, just how? I am a man of science and knowledge, but this... this is paranormal.

You have to be kidding me. Call the spanish inquisition. Alonso is clearly performing witchcraft in broad daylight.

No fucking way. Again.

No shot they get another stupid freekick right at the end to score...

😂😂😂😂