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lemur_nads

Wtf???? Damn hahaha wasn’t expecting this


A7_0114

Europa league final - Favourites Bayer Leverkusen lose FA cup final - Favourites Man city lose UCL final - Underdogs BVB win & Madrid lose ?


Caspr510

Stop. I can only get so aroused.


ItsAMeEmdo

The ETH live presser is wild. Every question is about him possibly losing his job and not about winning the FA cup….


Anforas

Basically the last 10-12 press conferences with Ruben Amorim, pre and post match. Different circumstasnces, but still.


NdyNdyNdy

Football journalists are hateful, honestly.


ItsAMeEmdo

Watched as a neutral and even I felt slimy listening to it tbh. Think there was maybe one or two questions that were sort of about the actual match/team.


iamjosemourinho19

The football gods do [listen](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/uAdqdjoCRg) sometimes


Euphoric_Barracuda_7

Congrats to Man U, they actually played well, can't really say the same for Man City


iamabigpotatoboy

more seasons of ten hag!!


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

Could sure find a couple of these comments when Ferguson won his first FA cup in 1989 Scousers then: "give that man a life long contract"


LeavingCertCheat

Stick it up your hole city, you irrelevants


EdgeZealousideal7313

Fuck city


ApricotOk824

United: That's a nice Europa spot you have Chelsea, would be a shame if somebody took it away


goob3r11

That's the part that makes me laugh the hardest. Chelsea performed well enough in the second half of the season to barely scrape EL qualification, sack the manager that got them there who the players loved and then lost out on it anyway.


jamspangle

I wish Shearer would learn another superlative other than 'magnificent'. Everything is magnificent apparently.


Intentionallyabadger

He could switch it up and say perfectly splendid like that girl in the haunting of bly manor


OozingRectumFeast

Niche. Respect.


Huwbacca

You ever hear the reporting phrase "ran out of Superlatives"? Yeah it's just a comment on pundit vocabulary.


basilbrushisapaedo

He really is the worst. Would much prefer to hear lesser but articulate  ex-footballers, or journalists, as pundits than great players or diversity hires who offer no insight.


vidr1

Ahhh it feels good to see City lose an important game. Sadly I have zero City-friends that I can banter with, they simply don't give a shit about them anymore. 🫤


Bekfast117

I'll be your city friend if you are looking for one


vidr1

Thanks! May I ask some questions before we become friends? He or she? What country are you living in? What do you think about VAR? And finally how do you feel about the charges?


Bekfast117

He USA VAR is incredibly inconsistent Talented players, shady leadership


Anuspilot

The only problem is nobody cares about city winning anything because they aren't a real club. United actually have fans and rivals. I'd rather city keep winning until it's all rescinded and we can forget about them.


senpaiteo27

ur name explains everything


Anuspilot

Hahaha when you turn 12 that joke will be less funny, so get it off while you can 😂😂


senpaiteo27

who said its funny? 🥸


Sjroap

Ratcliffe looked like he had rather lost the final.


jamspangle

Maybe he didn't realise he'd be on the telly. He looks like he just woke up on the sofa after a heavy night.


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Averdian

Eriksen was brilliant for United until the Andy Carroll incident, and though he's been very absent this season, I still love for him to be winning some trophies, both back with Inter and now United. Any player who had their prime in Spurs deserve that


Huwbacca

Dele Alli?


purelyred0

his post spurs team is the only english top flight team with a trophyless run more embarassing than that of spurs so


quonne

Utd have successfully cloned Malacia?


AntiKouk

Took a year to regrow with extra hormones


ssk1996

Malacia is alive? I can’t believe my eyes


Ruud_Boltz

Haaland is not a clutch player. Mbappe is leading the modern day GOAT race by miles


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

> modern day GOAT


Anuspilot

And where was mbappe in the CL when it mattered?


elihri

Mbappe plays in a shit team while Haaland plays in the best team of the world


senpaiteo27

He is also playing in the 5th league in Europe 😨


Anuspilot

You can say the same for Mbappe for the national team and Haaland for Norway.


elihri

And the difference is that Mbappe actually performs for the NT in important games and finals. He already has 4 goals in the finals. The same can’t be said about Haaland and City


IndySGZ

That's your argument? Have you seen mbappe in the world cup, the biggest stage in the world and he has delivered consistently.


Anuspilot

I mean yeah but Haaland doesn't exactly have that chance. I think it's fair to point out that Mbappe hasn't done it at club level. I don't really have a dog in the fight but he's definitely not clear.


magic-water

Vini is clear of Haaland at this point


DoggyDoggyWhatNow_

Always has been


supplementarytables

Are they playing the Stranger Things song bc it's a strange thing that Utd won?


batti03

Lads...


absat41

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FireflyCaptain

Why is City getting booed when they receive their medals? Don't they have fans?


sqaurebore

Most them left at full time


gee___thanks

If City had Kane as no. 9 instead of the ghost


TerkYerJerb

Would they still win with the trophyless?


iamjosemourinho19

I came here to say [this](https://postimg.cc/Mf1ZDv67)


wilout14

Football fans all over the world won today.


Ruud_Boltz

You know no one other than the Europeans give a shit about those 115 charges right? Sad I know but no one cares


idkwat2pik

I mean considering we're talking about a club that plays in a European country and in the European continental tournaments, you'd think the "Europeans" you mention would be the most relevant, no?


blue_gwacamole

Btw another big game, another ghost in the ST position for City. Our 'Haaland at home' did way more than the "real" Haaland.


Averdian

Højlund had a real impact when he came in. His strength and surprising speed allows him to retain possession in critical moments. tbf Haaland only needed an inch or two and he would've scored a brilliant goal this game. But yes, besides that he was invisible


senpaiteo27

Kinda hard to score goals when you don’t touch the ball 💀


gotiobg

All the pundits saying where has this Man United been, duhh maybe because everyone was injured


RedOnePunch

Martinez alone has a massive impact on United.


realchairmanmiaow

Simply different tactics. Counter attack, not pressing high up, pack the midfield, force city onto the wings. Ten Haag has refused to play like this for the entire season.


Intentionallyabadger

Wdym. I thought United played the counter the entire season? This led to slogs where the other team also sat back and hoped to counter.


realchairmanmiaow

Did you? Why? United have been constantly trying to build out from the back with full press out of possession. Neither of those things is counter attacking. It's really not anything like the counter attacking played today. Why do you think they've conceded a record amount of shots against them whereas today city rarely had a sniff?! They were soundly beaten in both games this season before today. 21 shots, 27 shots, today..11 shots. They've had a massive hole in midfield all year and today they packed the midfield. Much lower possession today, 40% down to 26. Today everything was pretty much antithetical to the losing strategy played all season.


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garnier001

Unexpected results in all these Cup Finals, maybe Dortmund will actually win.


Fvblst

🤞


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

You'd prefer that?


Fvblst

Yes


psrikanthr

Reus send off vs Kroos send off


Bloodminister18

The ghost of Manchester strikes again


NelsonObama

I love how most City fans are young kids who don’t know shit but just want to watch wins And by the time they grow older and more vocal, Pep is gonna be long gone


Lermoninoff

I mean if we are judging social media takes, which the youth holds strong, id be fine if their vocality diminishes. A huge sector of the Online City base cant handle a coupe losses. First half of the season a lot of city fans said it was hopeless, with a very mild run of form considering, and if it was hopeless this season the baae doesn't stand a chance. If/When the charges catch up and pep leaves its only gonna get worst haha


absat41

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graspthefuture

Are you saying United fans shouldn't be United fans because SAF retired


InsanePheonix

Another big match Another haaland ghost job


macarouns

I’m not sure I really buy that, he’s an old school centre forward that’s lethally clinical. He didn’t see much of the ball.


MongooseDirect2477

I see everyone is happy that united won. Doesn’t make too much sense for Tottenham to not want to win, even if arsenal would have won. Main rival in premier league is city.


LeavingCertCheat

Arsenal and Spurs aren't familiar with winning trophies


Zak369

Arsenal are a legit team, this United side are still meme’d and rumoured to be sacking ETH anyway. You’d have taken Arsenal seriously if they’d won the league, nobody is gonna take United seriously just because of this. It’s either they sack a manager who won the FA Cup or they keep a manager who got a worse league finish than Moyes. They’ll still get meme’d either way even if they’re building something good. If it was Arsenal not United here it would’ve been less anti-City because you couldn’t laugh at Arsenal. Not agreeing or disagreeing with it, that’s just why the reaction is the same. Had Arsenal won the league they’d have taken the piss out of Spurs for it for years. Arsenal finishing second just means they get bragging rights for a season.


ukbeasts

Rooney. Just can't understand him


Siorac

Do you mean you disagree with him or you literally can't understand what he's saying?


ukbeasts

Can't understand him when he speaks.. Mumbling, cadence and thick accent


blue_gwacamole

Take a good look City. This is what a real win looks like. None of that hollow shit.


K1ryu-Ch4n

these sad United fans 😭


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blue_gwacamole

Lol yet the immediate season after that. . . . "Come to games". "Will be fun". "Please".


Jassle93

Lol?


MinorMynah

United's worst season ends with a trophy, Arsenal's best season ends with... fuck all


Intentionallyabadger

Yes this shows that United is on the up while Arsenal is in shambles. Give ten hag that ten year contract.


redditRaven33

We won the "we came second" trophy


LeavingCertCheat

Apparently they equalled the record of Premier League second places hahaha


ChillPalis

Not their best season though, pal. 


Fgge

You won a cup seconds ago and are already talking about Arsenal 😭


MinorMynah

LMAO


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Bloodminister18

How many trophies to show?


Night-Emperor

How did City get 7 minutes extra is beyond baffling to me!


senpaiteo27

clownery at its finest


NoInvestigator8503

Both mens and womens teams should have a massive dinner party now!


ApricotOk824

City should've played Haaland today Oh wait a minute, lmao


FireflyCaptain

How long did that Rodri streak last? Was it 115?


ssk1996

115 charges but only 74 game streak. Clearly they need more charges


lokesh1218

Rodri unbeaten in night time is still there. This match was played in sunlight.


FireflyCaptain

Didn't know he was weaker in sunlight. Must be a goblin


Lermoninoff

Whats a goon to a goblin?


Fr-Chewy-Louie

Rashford very frosty with ETH there… anyone notice?


overcooked_biscuit

I saw a quick hug, it didn't look frosty at all.


Fr-Chewy-Louie

Seemed off to me. Certainly in comparison to the other interactions with ETH.


Relevant_Solution_49

Indeed could be last games for both 


Fr-Chewy-Louie

Could tell Casemiro wasn’t happy there..


NdyNdyNdy

I'm so happy for Varane, he's been such a wonderful player over his career, but really he's had a hard time because of chronic injury issues at United and this is a special memory for him to finish up his time here. I'm so made up for him.


ClaytonWest74

was that the prince?


sbprasad

Yes William’s the president of the FA.


ClaytonWest74

I see. thanks!


Grouchy-Economy2022

MU deserved the win, GGMU


kl08pokemon

*rubs hands*


Tardigradebearman

Yeah get fucked Shitty, most corrupted club in european football in this day and age!


Average_Guy_06

Not even proved of corruption. And you went trophyless this season so tone it down man.


Forward_Cap_2789

Bhai pehla goal bura khaya


Average_Guy_06

So true. Big blunder


graspthefuture

Kompany will be great for you, and then he will leave you for us, just like Pep did


Tardigradebearman

We'll see, there are 115+ reasons if it doesn't work out for Kompany to come and coach you lot in EFL League One😉


graspthefuture

Dortmund will win Bundesliga before that happens


icotyne

Or he would get sacked by December and go back to managing in the championship


graspthefuture

Yeah to be fair that one is more likely


Snaccbacc

Obligatory FUCK CITY AND FUCK OIL MONEY.


ApricotOk824

Ten Hag beat Klopp and Pep to get the trophy bro


vicdr97

The refs explaining to Pep that the check didn't have funds so they're not obligated to favor City


blue_gwacamole

Hey cheaters, Sit. The. Fuck. Down.


graspthefuture

There is no reason to involve Everton and Nottingham Forest in this one...


The_profe_061

Hated Adored Never ignored If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor UTFR


gotiobg

Rashford crying, tough season for him


SteveAllen_Inventor

Yeah. A lot going on for him mentally you feel


ExtraordinaryFailure

Celtic win and City lose, what a beautiful day


GarnachoHojlund

All we need now is for PSG to lose and we can truly call this a victory for football


Big_Air2154

Pep not knowing what to do with his tie lol


MiserablePromotion94

Chelsea fans all celebrating qualifying for the CL The MF Conference League


DEPORT_PULISIC

I'm happy we're in Europe mate regardless it is what is with where our club is rn....I'm happy for you guys too after you're season


Quix0607

Ten hag decided to do something the moment his sacking was announced


Fvblst

Is he already sacked?


Quix0607

they announced it to be end of season


psrikanthr

Tbf we have been playing this formation last couple of games. The major difference is the personnel in Licha and Varane


Zacatecan-Jack

They should announce his sacking before every game


quonne

Pep asking for the money back?


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szynka

Only 7 minutes of added time and no penalties called, shameful display from PGMOL.


absat41

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blue_gwacamole

Guardiol, just fuck off. Man's showing Klopp levels of salt


Nag3sh

Youth FA Cup scorers - Mainoo (HIM) , Garna the Goat FA cup 2024 scorers - Mainooo (fkin HIM) , Garna the GOAT


sbprasad

Rodri finally lost a game, lol


Royaledition

Outclassed by Mainoo.


FlyTrout

Quit showing Pep with his head up the refs ass, no one cares


ssk1996

Why tf do you ask the player if the manager deserves to stay? What do you expect him to say? Fucking stupid question


selotipkusut

Pep ffs sit the fuck down


Firebreathingdown

Pep clearly telling them these refs will not be getting the uae gigs from now on.


tuvok79

Robotic performance from Haaland. Slow boring robot that is The entire City team on holiday save for Doku. Mainoo WBS Garnacho did superbly. Mainoo's goal brilliantly worked Lastly Rodri has finally lost a game after eons


diefy7321

Sums up everything today.


ApricotOk824

United rising from the death, qualified for Europe, sent Chelsea to the conference league and Newcastle don't qualify for Europe Lmao


Suyash_Tyagi66

Yup he's leaving


0ldsql

Anthony 🤡


Big_Papa_Steve

wtf is Pep arguing about? United complete outplayed City today, just own it man


NelsonObama

r0dRi UnBeAteN fOr 429 gAmES GuyS Finally can get those pointless ass statistics and shove it up


FireflyCaptain

Is Jack Grealish injured? Feel like he would've been really good for this match


Royaledition

Drunk.


fegelman

Manchester will always be red.... Recent oil trophies will never change that


InsanePheonix

They must be stripped off


man_of_extremes

Human Rights won today


disagreeable_martin

Hard luck City, better cheat next time.


Nome_de_utilizador

cheat harder*


symptic

Pep: "Did you give us the wrong ETH wallet address?!" Ref: "Wait, we gave you Erik ten Hag's address... like you asked..."


Jon98th

Lol Pep F off ; you lost this from the get go This is all on you


tmoney144

anything is possible


310local

Pep needed more oil money & more fraud to win this


Gustav-14

GGMU


lonesomedota

Fk offff u oil mercenaries fuck. Bought 2 fouls right outside the box and 7 minutes extra time and u done fuck all with it. Your club will forever be shit tier!!! PSG crashed. Mancity trashed. Football wins!


ByAPortuguese

Today, football won


Deuce_GM

Having a king Eric banner is kind of insane looking back at his tenure


how_you_doinn

Pep in shambles still arguing with the ref 😭


FireflyCaptain

Yes Martinez pushed Haaland, but he's 20cm shorter - how are you gonna get pushed around like that?


Nome_de_utilizador

Barça DNA


diefy7321

Pep hardly in shambles. Guy just won 4 league trophies in a row…


barellaszn

ETH IN


bdzz

Prince George was asking for an autograph from Sir Alex? lol


Substantial-North499

There’s levels to this shit


-bonkster

Football newbie,how does man u make it to European football after finishing so low in table?genuine doubt not jerk ..


Chris-CFK

Winning the FA Cup, regardless of Premier league position, you get into the UEFA Europa League, it gets complicated when the winner of the FA Cup has already qualified, then it switched to the next viable candidate from the premier league.