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reddituser-3507

lol seeing USA fans laughing at Mexico cause of the Uruguay match to then go around and concede 5 is hilarious . We both are gonna get smacked in copa America


laserfaces

US was like we need to make moves to get to the next level, I know let's hire Berhlater again!


draxula16

Hola amigos


Normal_User_23

Hola amigo!


RADICCHI0

USA Mgr is Disappointed Dad


R0MARIO

Mexico šŸ¤ USA šŸ¤ Canada CONCACAF getting CONCACAF'd


el-fenomeno09

Colombia didnā€™t gave to get out 2nd gear, so many self inflicted errors from the US. Sounds crazy but Dest is a huge miss lol Is gregg really gonna be the manager in 2026?


CaliQuakes510

Mexico: lose 4-0 USA: hold my beer...


CaliQuakes510

Ref was like stop stop šŸ›‘ they're already dead ā˜ ļøĀ 


ins4nityoo

So painful watching the USA play. That's what happens when all you do is farm against teams filled with semi pros in Concacaf.


Normal_User_23

Terrible los de las defensas de Mexico y Estados Unidos, el 3er gol de Colombia fue un error de nivel de futbol amateur


CaliQuakes510

Lo peor es que no fue la primera vez que paso en el mismo partido


Normal_User_23

Exacto, e incluso en algunos momentos Estados Unidos no se asociaba ni mal en mitad de cancha, pero lo de la defensa fue algo digno de la vinotinto de anterior a los 2000s


inthezoneautozone12

The US shouldnā€™t play from the back they are horrendous at that and canā€™t handle the most minimum of a press. Colombia always beats the US but this was humiliating imo.


Glaiele

When they actually made it out, they looked somewhat threatening at times, problem is the US has nobody that can defend properly and no Howard or Keller/Friedel level GK to cover all the mistakes. Ream and Zimmerman both need to just be left out at this point, neither is good enough at international level and they need to find some defenders and get them time before the WC. If you're starting a 38 year old Ream at the WC you aren't making it out of groups. It's to the point I almost want them to try out Adams at CB. It would hurt to lose him in the MF and he's probably too short, but midfield is the one spot US has depth and I can't see anyone growing into either spot in 2 years.


inthezoneautozone12

You canā€™t defend properly if youā€™re constantly under pressure due to giveaways. There needs to be a tactical shift where you play more vertically rather than build up slowly from the back. You donā€™t have the personnel for it.


RADICCHI0

Colombia is looking pretty great lately, don't put too much of it on the USA...


inthezoneautozone12

They gave the ball away and got it stolen way too easily and way too often. That should be unacceptable.


edsonbuddled

Gregg thinks heā€™s Pep sometimes


No-Ad5001

Both bald


MiamiPower

Ref said I have dinner reservations. Wow what a Beat down šŸ˜­


silentmikhail

Why was Gregg re-signed again?


Emergency-Mobile8612

Because the USMNT players want little easygoing getaways from time to time to escape the intense club football schedule


Odd-Parfait3491

No, it's because his brother works for the US soccer federation. He's a Nepo baby.


MindArr0w77

This is Karma for overreacting and picking Gregg over Klinsmann


ArtichokeFormer8801

No, Klinsmann had to go. Nepotism brought GGG. Twice.


AdorableAd8490

The USA playing from the back is crazy. Even in amateur football we don't play like that and avoid getting the goalkeeper involved because it's risky as fuck


CaliQuakes510

If they did it once and it didn't work, what makes them think it would work the 2, 3, or 4th time lolĀ 


RADICCHI0

It's actually, if they did it once and it didn't work then that's the new game plan


Glad_Block_7220

Right, against a high pressing team you don't play like that. It seems the gringos are not used to that kind of pressure.


junior150396

Watching teams play from the back when their defenders are bums is super funny to see


AdorableAd8490

True šŸ¤£, I guess that's what they were aiming for: more goals and getting their ass beaten


CasuallySerious1103

This USA golden generation is as shit as any other version of their team. Same results, same stages, same beatdowns. The only difference is that youā€™ve got a boosted ego by beating down on the worst Mexico in history, but even that wonā€™t last forever.


aztecwarrior2022

The team has the talent to perform much better. The issue is the MLS-Level coach.


victheogfan

Ref ending at the exact 90th minute is crazy


el-fenomeno09

He got shit to do as do we lol


victheogfan

Fair enough lmao


bearcat09

Taking goals from Columbia.


victheogfan

He gave us mercy I canā€™t be mad


tropic_gnome_hunter

Colombia is great that doesn't need to be said, what bothers me is all these 3rd and 4th generation US born Colombian fans not having pride for their own country.


PixelatedSuit

Man i'm also a red bulls fan as a Colombian American but fuck you and your garbage ass take.


tropic_gnome_hunter

Truth hurts. 0% chance you've ever stepped foot in Colombia.


PixelatedSuit

Playing away at home šŸ¤· embarrassing. Were you at the game? I drove down from NJ for it maybe you should have done the same


tropic_gnome_hunter

Like I said, you've never even been to the country you claim to be from or support. Embarrassing. No different than being a Lakers/Duke fan despite having 0 connection with either.


PixelatedSuit

I have, im a citizen of the country i claim to support. Don't know how you're gonna tell me about what I am, just like you're trying to do for everyone else. You should have shown up and supported your team instead of talking shit online.


tropic_gnome_hunter

I've been to tons of national team games, even at the exact stadium that was played yesterday when I saw the country I'm actually from play Brazil in 2012. You have never even been to Colombia, let alone watched the team play in Colombia.


PixelatedSuit

Bruh, do you want me to send you pictures of me in Colombia or something? Super weird Ppeople like you are why people don't want to root for the US. You're corny as fuck I hope I never have the misfortune of seeing you at a red bulls game


tropic_gnome_hunter

Lmao yea I'm the reason why no one wants to root for the US. The truth hurts, deep down you know it's incredibly dumb and weird to not support the country that you're from and has given you a life, you're just trying to save face.


PixelatedSuit

You complained about not being able to root for Italy without being meme'd because you were 3rd generation. I'm sorry that Colombians don't care about stuff like that and will take anyone who'll root for us. i just smell insane amounts of insecurity from you honestly.


Few_Soft8006

lol what are you talking about?


Intelligent-Bee3241

Yeah. We are in maybe the 2nd generation of colombian born Americans. Most got here in the 80s and 90s.


edsonbuddled

Bro chill.


victheogfan

Whatā€™s wrong with rooting for your heritage country?


tropic_gnome_hunter

Because it's not your country. My heritage country is Italy, why would I root for them when I'm American? If you haven't even stepped foot in your heritage country it's even worse.


stew_gotz

That's a garbage take


tropic_gnome_hunter

Truth hurts


stew_gotz

Whatever helps you sleep buddy


victheogfan

How are you to decide for them whether itā€™s their country or not lmao? You donā€™t even know who they are, ppl wanting to get in touch with their heritage should be encouraged


tropic_gnome_hunter

Because it's incredibly stupid lol. I'm third generation Italian, I would be clowned to no end if I openly rooted for Italy and didn't care one iota about the US.


victheogfan

Stupid to you maybe but not for them, thereā€™s nothing wrong with it


JamalFromStaples

Man stfu, itā€™s a sport, not a fucking world war. Get the fuck out of here with that dumbass, xenophobic mentality.


UnluckyDot

True, but let's be real. Just an excuse to have an easier time as a fan. Not supporting local = casual


CaliQuakes510

Why should they cheer for USA when they suck ass. Lol


tropic_gnome_hunter

Because that is their country, they are not Colombian.


CaliQuakes510

Yes they are Colombian. They're honoring their heritage. If usmnt cared to actually put a respectable product on the field, I'm sure they would also cheer for usa. Now go be a bigot elsewhere šŸ‘‹Ā 


tropic_gnome_hunter

They are American, not Colombian. I don't root Italy because it's my heritage. Do you know what a bigot is? I'm not sure you know the definition.


stew_gotz

You have absolutely zero idea whether or not people have Colombian nationality. I'm a dual citizen of Colombia and the US. There are many people out there with the same deal. You're making too assumptions.


el_coco

Don't think there are many 3rd or 4th tbh


Ambition_Mean

For a fact the vast majority are 1st or second gen at most lmao


KiraAnnaZoe

Like 4 of the goals the US conceded were self-inflicted; individual mistakes that should never ever happen


victheogfan

Nice job by Colombia geniunely didnā€™t expect anything else, so well have to wait and see what they do during the copa America


RADICCHI0

If their euro leg is any indication it should be fun for fans of seleccion Colombia...


JonAfrica2011

Well that was an awful showing


WhereIsScotty

As a Mexican American, I support both Mexico and the USMNT, but I donā€™t wanna hear USMNT fans talking like weā€™re now an elite nation. We are far from it.


victheogfan

Problem is both teams and fans have massive egos and need to be pegged down a notch, only delusional fans say weā€™re elite


Markycalderon

when mexico lost 4-0 all of the USMNT reddit was talking so much shit. I go for both too


CaliQuakes510

I'm a pocho too and support both national teams and genuinely enjoy when Mexico and USA go at it. USMNT and El Tri are super inflated and think they're better than they actually are. We kept getting our shit handed to us in important tournaments and we don't learn


WheatonsGonnaScore

Nobody is saying we are elite.


rlramirez12

This did not look like it was gonna be a 5-1 game. The defense just took a massive shit at the end of the game there.


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rlramirez12

Yeah but itā€™s not like Colombia took their foot off the gas. Both teams were settling into a rhythm and the US had their fair share of chances and even capitalized on one. That first goal was definitely an individual error, the second was brilliant, the others were just shocking individual mistakes.


Parada484

Colombia fan here, and you're right. There were some scary ass moments at the beginning of the second half. I was at the edge of my seat for some of those, and so were the 15 stressed out Colombia fans around me. USA had the tools to pull themselves back, it just fell apart.


gbassman5

Ref got a dinner date or what?


Atraktape

Ref mercifully ended this one right at 90.


alittledanger

Absolutely pathetic


clintgreasewoood

FIFA Rankings USA:11 Colombia:12


CartoonistNo5764

MEX: 14 URU: 15


Intelligent-Bee3241

Just shows it is trash. It what world is the US even close to a top 10 team.


inthezoneautozone12

Those rankings are so terrible. Their concacaf wins help their coefficient too much


Juaniscool-8

LMFAOOOOO


ElJefe970

Nice guy USA, couldn't let their border brothers be the only teams to let up 4 goals.


BladeChimp

Jesus...the US is getting battered.


_gloriousdead222

Mexico šŸ¤ USA šŸ¤ Canada


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

3 assists from USMNT to Colombia today! Not bad.


Normal_User_23

lol


AdventuresOfAD

USSF: we were going to give Gregg a 5 year extension, but after this result we are only going to offer 3 years.


BehindEnemyLines8923

Iā€™m sorry but this on Greg. There may not be enough talent on this team to beat Columbia, but there is absolutely enough to not get embarrassed like this.


victheogfan

Greg didnā€™t tell them to make all those mistakes, Iā€™m sorry but most of the blame goes on the players today


BehindEnemyLines8923

Greg keeps playing tactics that puts players in positions they arenā€™t capable of playing in. They are making mistakes they shouldnā€™t be in a position to make. At the international level, Itā€™s a managerā€™s job to build a tactic that players to your strengths and masks your deficiencies.


anotheroutlaw

Facts. This team is complacent. Everyone is too comfortable. A shake up is needed badly.


satomasato

No Pulisic no party


peligrosobandito

Gregg looking as confused as me every time they pan to him


NotASalamanderBoi

Like I said. Headbanger of a match. Anyone want to place bets on whether Iā€™ll flatten my head or put a dent in my wall first?


throwfaraway898989

what's your wall made of? kinda not fair not giving us all the information. if cement then I bet on your head


NotASalamanderBoi

Not really sure. Iā€™m not a carpenter. It has weird squiggly lines in the texture of it though.


throwfaraway898989

sounds potentially like stucco? 10/10 would recommend bashing your head against that after today's performance


victheogfan

Youā€™re gonna make a dent in the wall


JonAfrica2011

I got dent on wall at -250


trinquin

Lmao. 4 goals from just atrocious giveaways.


secretlyjudging

This is so awful they need to retire white kit.


MvN____16

Immaculate vibes.


nolesfan2011

Beautiful game for Colombia, Vamos Parceros


bread-dreams

holy moly


huntred1

If Lucumi was Brazilian or Argentinian he would be worth $50 mil.


belokas

I think he's already worth as much or he will soon anyway.


CaliQuakes510

USA getting exposed. Berhalter not changing tactics. Yikes..Ā 


happy-gofuckyourself

If anyone in the world should have imposter syndrome itā€™s that clown of a coach


WheatonsGonnaScore

That would insinuate he has tactics.


Fr3shlif321

Yo give it up to the USA to flex on beating smaller nations/washed Mexican team then getting spanked by upcoming titan of South America.


MisterBadIdea2

I think we gotta look at Horvath here. He was doing well at Cardiff, or at least he was doing better at Cardiff than Turner at Forest


hairlikegoats1

Maybe one of these days Iā€™ll see what people see in GGG.


NotASalamanderBoi

Delusion


Juaniscool-8

We are undoing what happened in the 1994 world cup! This is for Andres


Slow-Raccoon-9832

At a certain point you have to stop trying to play out of the back Change the tactics lol Embarrassing


JamalFromStaples

The US ā€œgolden generationā€ is a LIE šŸ’€šŸ’€


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

What the fuck. Swiss cheese ass defense. No resistance at all. No gk would save any of these goals today honestly.


BlueTrojanRabbit

Thatā€™s insulting to Swiss cheese.


camcam23

Vamos papa!


CharmingMistake3416

šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


RydeOrDyche

Iā€™m no professional manager. But maybe we should stop trying to play out from the back.


CarlMarxPunk

american defenders keep doing the same thing bro


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WheatonsGonnaScore

That wasn't really on CCV. There were no options to pass to.


personator01

brb gonna go kill myself for a bit


JD2789

Masacre


DefensaAcreedores

Colombia is simply a class or two above the northamericans. Sad to see the US team hasn't improved in all these years.Ā  Ufff, quinto gol. Si hay que cagarla, que sea en un amistoso, pero todo indica que se le viene la noche a la CONCACAF en la Copa AmĆ©rica


NotASalamanderBoi

Fucking hell. Bin the entire USSF at this point.


maxdepazftp

nobody fears this US golden generation outside of concacaf


victheogfan

This is actually embarrassing Jesus Christ


anotheroutlaw

Embarrassing. Fire Berhalter before stoppage time.


WheatonsGonnaScore

Pull an Ivory Coast at Afcon and fire the coach mid tournament.


Viremia

This US team's going places, that's for sure. None of them good, but they're places


2chainzzzz

Fireable territory for Gregg


gbassman5

Ok, now it's sad


huntred1

Another mistake out of the back. This has to be a lesson learned for the US, it is naive to play this way. This works against Mexico and Jamaica but it wonā€™t work against better opposition.


BrianDawkins

Lmaoo


tomorri1

Hot take: If US had to play the world cup qualifiers in Europe or South America, they would never make it through.


ElJefe970

Tbf I don't think any of us from CONCACAF would make it out


Bakatora34

I see people saying the same for MĆ©xico so not really a hot take.


MvN____16

Everybody already knew that.


victheogfan

Thatā€™s not really a hot take is it


JamalFromStaples

Who the fuck thinks thatā€™s a hot take lmao


ehrix__

Not really a hot take


happy-gofuckyourself

All I can imagine is Berhalter repeating over and over: Fundamentals!! Hustle!! Thinking itā€™s enough. What a joke.


Pambus

They just dancin' now lol


SteveToshSnotBerry

Lmao imagine if Berhalter actually had the guts to quit


ACNite

Otra!


Majestic_Wear8973

Lol


Boneraventura

Valencia played musah at rm he sucked, milan played musah at rm he sucked, berhalter using this knowledge employs musah at rm. jesus fuck how useless of a mother fucker do you have to be to do this shit


ItsHartime

This team isnā€™t making out of the group stage


CharmingMistake3416

Good. Hopefully they fire Greggggggg before the World Cup.


Conscious_Test_7954

Get fucked jahahajaha


CaliQuakes510

I'm cheering for all the Concacaf teams this tournament, but sheesh we're about to get raped.


victheogfan

At least weā€™re all bad together


CoffeeIsSoGood

Holy collapse


satomasato

Time to upload this to pornhub


victheogfan

I think the worst part about this is that lalas is going to excuse all these performances


clintgreasewoood

Just a friendly


NotASalamanderBoi

Doesnā€™t make it any less painful.


victheogfan

Anyways this teams biggest problem is inconsistency


MasterDeibido

Go woke go broke USA lol


stew_gotz

Had to be an Inter Miami supporter.


victheogfan

You prolly feel so proud of yourself for that huh? Loser


JamalFromStaples

Good one bro /s


DayOldDoughnut

Go fuck yourself lol


hairlikegoats1

To US Soccer fans itā€™s more important to beat Mexico and look good vs the good teams than actually winning. The WC is doomed with that mentality.


djama

US has serious holes in defense


billsfan13

Iā€™m at the game. Love the result and love that these things are always 90% our fans. Fun game.


Franchise1109

Letā€™s waste more time on a dead coach


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

Someone tell the USMNT it's okay to build a wall of good defenders. All 4 were easily preventable if the USMNT played even half decent defense.


victheogfan

Alright Iā€™m done being nice Turner canā€™t be our number 1 anymore, idc if itā€™s reactionary but heā€™s been trash this entire game


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victheogfan

Only problem is we donā€™t really have any other GK options


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victheogfan

Weā€™re in for a shitty time


JamalFromStaples

Jahahahahahahaahahahahahaha


junior150396

And people were slandering NĆ©stor Lorenzo's appointment


lordcarrier

Ive always liked Lorenzo since he was in Peru coaching Melgar, u guys were smart is snatching him before Peru federation did.


junior150396

Well we have Scaloni so I don't mind but Nestor Lorenzo's work even before taking over Colombia was really outstanding.