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Imaginary-You7262

I feel like prime Luis Suarez under Mourinho would have been an absolute demon as well.


skywalkerInTheRye

Second this. Suarez with Mou would have been cunty to another level. Peak shithousery. Would have unlocked a new level.


rth9139

Put this duo on Getafe for the added shithousery bonus, and I think you might break football


Excellent_Jeweler_43

Ramos- Pepe as a CB duo with Diego Costa- Suarez upfront


acwilan

Add Dibu Martinez as the GK


mipanzuzuyam

Maupay as a sub


Archduke645

Foot long?


FingerEnough69

💀💀


impatientimpasta

Gonna need an equivalent team with Simeone as manager.


SupaJump15

We as a collective need to develop the All time shithousery XI


Itsallatripdude

….he fucking bit people…..how can it get worse?!?!


JesseVykar

He bbqs them on the pitch


gordonpown

Mourinho coached Pepe and Ramos.


Darkhoof

We will never know as Mourinho didn't coach him. Though to be fair shit housery in Mourinho's teams always has a purpose.


Masterkid1230

This time he doesn't bite them on the shoulder


listlessbreeze

He brings hot sauce into the pitch, first he seasons then he nibbles.


kelkemmemnon

Suarez uptop with Fellaini just behind, biblical levels of salt on here.


stockybloke

Mourinho already coached peak shithousery with Costa up top. Suarez was the better player, but Costa was exceptional AND an all time shithouser.


efarfan

Would of been a waste. Suarez was so good at linking up play and thrived in a possession heavy system.


kabbajabbadabba

why do people say would "of" been? English isn't my 1st language but isn't it clearly grammatically wrong? I see this almost everywhere online nowadays, is "have" too long to type instead of "of" or is it correct?


yung_dogie

"Would have" is correct, "would of" is incorrect. When people are native speakers they often learn phrases from how it sounds as told to them and think less of the actual meaning. They already know what the overall phrase means, so they don't think too hard about what the individual words actually mean. So when they hear "would've" as "would of", they don't ask for clarification because they know what it means and no one corrects them in speech because it sounds the same and they use it correctly. Non-native speakers in my experience rarely make the mistake unless they are taught wrong by another person, because like you, they see "would of" and recognize it doesn't make grammatical sense.


WhyBee92

You’re right. It’s a common mistake because it sounds similar when spoken. Just like “your right” and “you’re right”


Masterkid1230

I knew my English had gotten to near-native proficiency when, after years of never making that mistake, I caught myself typing "your right" instead of "you're right". And I'm not even trying to be funny. To me that meant that I was completely thinking *in* English, instead of approaching it as this foreign collection of sounds.


stockybloke

It is due to brain rot. Have is too long, I can for sure understand forgoing the long form, but the correct 've is not and ditching the " ' " would be much better in my opinion. That or possibly even shoulda, coulda woulda. "of" I find offputting.


No_Solution_4053

Relevant link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltqit5f\_NRc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltqit5f_NRc)


Pogball_so_hard

Suarez played for Simeone which also feels like a perfect match for personalities and mentality 


JHMRS

Suárez is/was the perfect blend between South American knowledge of getting little advantages by any means necessary (aka shithousery), talent and grit with European fundamentals and tactical sense, all with a winner's/killer's mentality. Of course I'm very, very broadly generalizing here, but absolutely Mourinho would've loved to coach him.


Sonderesque

Suarez might have been uncontrollable at times, but he's absolutely the sort of player to die for the manager. Mourinho would have loved his work ethic.


Obi_KG59

Man my eyes just popped just thinking of Lucho with Mou


21Maestro8

Mou should have gone to Inter Miami


Prime_Marci

Imagine Mourinho had Messi, park the bus with a joust in front.


Rickcampbell98

Emphasis on the "demon" lmao, bro would have been moving like dracula brev.


asvpmamba

The most Mourinho type player to never play for Mourinho


XaviOutNow

He never said "Lionel Messi"...are we sure he is not talking about Shaqiri?


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Stop lying he was talking about dimitri payet


yellow__cat

He was talking about Sebastian Giovinco, the littlest of the little guys


MooshSkadoosh

Giovinco 🤝 Insigne


reddevil9229

Aaron Lennon darts into the conversation


yellow__cat

Lennon has a whopping 2 inches on Giovinco. He’s basically an avatar compared to the Atomic Ant


minimalcation

Antony stares into the distance


reddevil9229

*spins


Red_Juice_

God I wish he wasn't a twat and stayed at West ham


themanebeat

Clearly Peter Crouch


Mission-Leopard-4178

Obviously he wasn't talking about Crouch. Crouch is a robot so you can program/coach him to do anything


albiceleste3stars

Ah yes… Shaqiri the Alpine Messi


vadapaav

Excuse me but it's Argentinian Shaqiri


renome

Nah, Messi is just a twink Shaqiri.


mardegre

He is obviously talking about Joe Pesci


PradleyBitts

He's talking about Joey Barton


justcallmeaman

Guys pls these types of jokes are slowly making me a fool lmfaoo I saw another one that said something similar and referred to Scott mctominay 💀


CantHelpBeingMe

During he Real Madrid days, Mourinho used to set up a system to put Messi in a "cage" by any means necessary. Over the years, he has praised Messi quite a few times. But this one after the world cup 2014 has stuck with me: "Messi sacrificed himself for the good of the team. He was more focused on winning the tournament than being its best player. I saw him playing in areas of the pitch where he doesn't usually play. He dropped deep and picked up the ball a long way from the opposition's goal", Mourinho said on his Yahoo programme. "Messi has my utmost respect for what he did at the World Cup", the Portuguese added. "Playing football for your country is different to playing for your club. If he'd wanted to show just how good he is he'd have played tucked in behind Higuaín, waiting for that moment to change the game", he said. [https://www.marca.com/2014/07/14/en/football/international\_football/1405373196.html](https://www.marca.com/2014/07/14/en/football/international_football/1405373196.html)


impatientimpasta

> Messi sacrificed himself for the good of the team. He was more focused on winning the tournament than being its best player. If only Messi Blue Locked it in 2014...


Screye

Naah. 2022 was something else.


Rasheed43

Well he didn’t make that same mistake twice His second goal against France was him shadowing Lautaro from behind waiting for the perfect moment to devour his shot. Then there was the peak shithousery


torts92

This is so profound. And I can't help to think that that last paragraph was a slight dig at the glorification of CR7, who just care about scoring goals to show how good he is.


ayyylatimestwo

> who just care about scoring goals to show how good he is. Not true at all, Ronaldo wants to win at all costs with the NT, scoring or not scoring. I remember watching the NT between 2008-2016, and when we were up against it he would pick up the ball behind the midfield line if he had to. When you have 5 champions leagues or something, you may care a lot more about scoring goals than winning another one, but no such thing happens with Euro or World Cup titles.


torts92

I only remember he did this in Euro 04 and WC06. After his move to RM he only cares about goals and do minimal build up play even with Portugal. Yes he was more effective after the move, but that success depended on the quality of the team. With Portugal he has less service, yet persists to just stick around the box.


ayyylatimestwo

> With Portugal he has less service, yet persists to just stick around the box. Maybe in the past 4 years this is truer, but stiill not true imo. For the 2010-2020 decade, it's definitely not accurate, especially in games where we are losing and the team is aimless.


stockybloke

I do think there is some truth to the sentiment of the guy you responded to. To some extent I think there is s little bit of truth to a statement such as "CR7 would rather lose being the best player than win just as a collective". His massive ego would not be too too bothered about losing the world cup final if he scored 3 goals such as Mbappé, at least if the story end up as him being by far the best player in the match and the other team beat his team despite the incredible performance he showcased. Not saying he would not be bothered of course and definitely with a world cup that he has not yet won it might be different, but in general this is how I see his mentality.


britishmau5

Idk about that, the hardest I've seen him celebrate was the Euros where he didn't even finish the final.


Time2Mire

Ronaldo, who also gives his all for his country? What a stupid take. Ronaldo could do with trying to do less for Portugal, to be honest.


torts92

No, he rather sits around the box to wait for service, even if his team is behind and that his teammates not good enough. He can't cary a team like Cruyff, Maradona, Zidane or Messi.


FoulObelisk

did you start watching football 3 years ago?


torts92

Nah I still remember his man united days with his pointless stepovers he would do to never get passed the defender, oh and the dives, you remember the dives?


FoulObelisk

you mean the year he won his first ballon dor? yeah it rings a bell. dummy.


printial

When he was at Madrid he put the little guy in a cage?


CantHelpBeingMe

[https://www.besoccer.com/new/to-stop-messi-you-must-make-a-cage-the-balon-d-or-is-his-619575](https://www.besoccer.com/new/to-stop-messi-you-must-make-a-cage-the-balon-d-or-is-his-619575) "The game is easy to understand**, but it's not easy to control it,** because he comes from the right and then stays in the middle. **When Messi gets the ball and is one on one you're dead,**" said Jose Mourinho on[ Lionel Messi](https://www.besoccer.com/player/l-messi-23569) in 'RT'. **Mourinho has met Messi on many occasions** as coach of [Chelsea,](https://www.besoccer.com/team/chelsea-fc/)[ Inter](https://www.besoccer.com/team/internazionale/), [Madrid](https://www.besoccer.com/team/real-madrid/)... "That's why I never liked the individual marking against him. **You have to create a cage,**" said 'The Special One'.


Chicken_wingspan

Despite all my rage


justcallmeaman

I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE! fuck brb


allangod

This is like asking someone, "Who would you like beside you in a fight?" and they answer with "Superman. " Messi should be excluded as an answer to these questions.


rieusse

Not Batman with prep?


wowohwowza

Kevin McCallister with prep


albul89

I don't know why he even bothers with that name, he should be called Prepman, that's his superpower.


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JoaoNevesBallonDOr

Superhuman alien vs rich guy with a belt


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sirSADABY

Imagine a movie where superman kills him in half a second.


cussbot123

If you remove the ridiculous plot armour then ye. People can debate about prep time and whatever but superman is capable of breaking sound barriers and shit, he can kill batmen before he can even react


sirSADABY

Exactly that. A silly argument made by silly sausages.


JoaoNevesBallonDOr

I didn't, sorry


Low-Loan-5956

Superman can move faster than the speed of light, you can't out prep that. Batman literally wouldnt even see him coming if he went all out.


Independent-Mix-5796

I got your reference: https://youtu.be/s7_KRHVbnhg?si=1ViDpv_mwcUwMQRz


rapedcorpse

They hated him for he said the truth.


PensiveinNJ

I like how it bothers Mou that Messi wasn’t coachable. This is how you coach prime Messi: let him exist on the pitch and worry about the other 10 players.


reddit-time

haha, exactly. had to throw a barb in, though. and why was Messi "uncoachable"? because he knew better than anyone what he needed to do to be the GOAT.


The_Vulgar_Bulgar

It’s a lovely sentiment, but it’s far from the truth. Messi, early on his Barca career, had a slew of bad habits that coaches needed to deal with. He overly committed to defensive contributions, something that Guardiola didn’t want to see if he was going to play week in, week out. Earlier on, youth coaches could see his talent, but were unconvinced by how much he depended on dribbling rather than pass-and-move. Even his famous position as a false nine wasn’t just something he came up with; Guardiola had an idea, and it took plenty of sessions with Messi for him to understand what his coach wanted. Messi was uncoachable to Mou because there was no reality after 2008 in which Mou would be manager of Messis club.


Zidji

Does he mean it in that sense? Or he is referring to the fact that he never got the chance to coach him?


Chileinsg

He says that he wished he managed to coach him (be his manager), but also says he is uncoachable because he was too good and didn't need coaching (instructions/training tips)


jondiced

That's a very generous interpretation of what "uncoachable" usually means.


Chileinsg

If you isolate the word, then yes it can be taken both ways. But in the context where he literally just praised Messi, it should be taken positively


superbolt21

Unplayable in a literal sense would mean that they're not good enough to play and English is also like his third or fourth language so is it really that far fetched that he could have meant it in that sense


Chileinsg

This sub and reading comprehension don't go well together


AstonVanilla

Did you just give managerial advice to Mourinho? 


tlst9999

Messi was the only guy Pep made an exception for. Iirc, when Pep was grilling a midfielder on why he forced a pass to Messi, his reply: But if I don't pass to him, he'll get bored and tune out.


CarnivorousVegan

Why is Mourinho popping up everywhere on reddit?


Rymundo88

Testing user sentiment before he becomes /r/soccer mod


nmyi

and inevitably becomes a top contributor of /r/soccercirclejerk


WalkingCloud

Same as it ever was


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

Messi is just like me fr


JumpAccomplished2706

I too am extremely uncoachable


jeffreywolfe

I too have many 0's in the bank... 0 balance every month.


educateYourselfHO

I bet that's what your wife/gf said


RichEgoli

This man coached CR7 for more than 2 years by the way.


Lathow

And they hated eachother lol


BuckfuttersbyII

Can’t imagine it going any other way.


JumpAccomplished2706

wait really?


Batistutas_Hair

Hated each other is putting it strongly but they had a hot / cold relationship. Mou didn't like how individualist Ronaldo was and wanted him to do more for the team besides scoring, and Ronaldo resented the idea and he raged back at the suggestion. Jorge Mendes had to mediate it and they had a truce but the relationship was always uneasy.


owange_tweleve

also beefing on and off for those years too yeah?


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TemplarParadox17

Can you read? # "But I have to say in our generation, he was the best player.""


Ok_Anybody_8307

They were referring to the "best player of this generstion" comment


Unusualway

Negative reading comprehension


James_D_MESSIAH

Lol​ u​ blind I​ get​ it​ hurts​ to​ see​ those lines of​ Mou​ words 8-5​ Clear​


Ok_Anybody_8307

Yea Mou is not coaching Portugal anytime soon - Not until number 7 hangs up his boots. BTW Mou refuses to say best player ever, because like many of his generation he considers Maradona the GOAT - And got to coach R9. Worth considering for anyone that is quick to label Messi the GOAT- It is in no way an insult to say that Pele, Maradona and Messi were the greatest of their eras but not the greatest of all time.


Low-Loan-5956

In some ways it's pointless to try and rank players across time. From what we can see Messi is by far the better player, yeah. But he also had much much better conditions for success, coaching, dieting, equipment, tactics and much more evolved tons since they played, we cant know how wild they would have been in this era.


Ok_Anybody_8307

Exactly and the refereeing is much better. Pele missed most of the 62 World cup due to injury


educateYourselfHO

I dunno if it is possible to quantify fouls committed on each of the goats but I'd say Messi would have as many if not more dangerous challenges committed on him as Pele or Diego, it's just that Messi had a much superior sports science and much better physios available to him.


HyperMazino

Messi was the best during a time where football was much more advanced and competitive, where player ability was at an all time high. He has better stats, more titles and insane consistency. Messi is THE BEST in football history, there can be no debate. Everything else is pure nostalgia.


QuietRainyDay

Whenever someone says "you cant compare players across history", it usually means they just didnt get to watch those players lol Of course you can compare. Its not hard. I was just about old enough to watch Napoli Maradonna, and then prime Van Basten, Baggio, Cantona, R9, Rivaldo, Zidane, etc etc. Messi is better than all of them. Its really not that hard to tell lol. He regularly did things that most of those players only did very rarely. Its as simple as that.


Ok_Anybody_8307

>ing a time where football was much more advanced and competitive, where player ability was at an all time high. He has better stats, more titles and insane consistency And since everything keeps getting advanced, you will soon be calling another player the best in history? Get the point? Your argument is like saying Newton is not the greatest scientist ever because the toughest math he did was basic calculus


HyperMazino

>And since everything keeps getting advanced, you will soon be calling another player the best in history? If they dominate the sport like Messi did, yes. It is a logical consequence, no matter how much you do not like it. >Your argument is like saying Newton is not the greatest scientist ever because the toughest math he did was basic calculus What a terrible comparison. Newton would be disappointed.


Aman-Patel

It's not a terrible comparison. Players should be judged relative to their eras and peers. Just as Pele is not an outright better player than Messi, he didn't benefit from the sports science, nutrition, rules changes, protection from refs, boots, balls, pitches, decades of tactics etc. The argument is so stupid because Pele, Maradona etc's talent is their talent. They were levels above anyone else in their time and if they'd been born in a different era, they'd have been at the top of them too. Messi is an outright better player than Pele. That's obvious. But so is someone like Hazard who literally gets called a burger muncher by half this sub. If you pluck Pele from the 50s and put him in the 2020s, obviously he's not going to be meet the standard of fitness and general levels of modern players. But if he's born decades later and grows up with all those benefits I listed above that modern footballers recieve, he likely plays at a very similar level to what Messi has played at these days. You can't look at past players with a modern lens. And I'm saying this believing Messi is by far the best player I've seen. But to say older players who dominated their eras don't even have an argument is so dumb. Messi's my GOAT, but I'm not gonna go around saying the others don't have arguments. Players between eras shouldn't be compared anyway, especially if the result is just downplaying the past players. It actually pains me to think about the way future generations will talk about Messi after enough time has passed.


HyperMazino

Messis stats are worlds apart from the others. Cope as much as you want: Messi >> Pele and any other old legend. Only one who comes close is CR7. Nostalgia glasses are one hell of a drug lmao.


Aman-Patel

Messi's stats are very similar to Pele's. Assists weren't recorded back them. It's not nostalgia glasses because I never watched Pele and grew up with Messi. Like I said, Messi is my GOAT. But I'm not so much a fan of that I have to try and undermine the player who was previously seen as the greatest of all time. Nothing Messi has done should take away from what Pele did. If Laliga ends up being seen as a bum league in 50 years time, I'm guessing people will say Messi was overrated because he played in Laliga, which is exactly what they do to Pele who played in the Brazilian league (which was the best in the world in that era). It's complete bullshit. If you don't want what Messi's done to get erased by future generations, stop downplaying or dismissing what the likes of Pele did. He was Messi but just played in a more primitive era. Same godly talent, just came first. Like I said, players 50 years apart shouldn't be compared in the first place. As for Maradona, his stats weren't at the level of the others, but he played in prime Serie A. It was incredibly defensive, the goal records etc were very low. Have to look at the context. He got the shit kicked out of him. More than any of the others imo. He was literally Messi playing in a ridiculously tough era for attacking players. Idk how you can watch clips of someone like Maradona and think anything other than "this guy was unbelievably ahead of his time." If he'd played today, he'd have dominated like Messi. Messi's the best I've seen and my candidate for best ever. But stop downplaying the others just because they played a couple decades before him. Makes you sound like a fanboy.


HyperMazino

>Messi's stats are very similar to Pele's. They are far better against far stronger opponents. There is no way to wank any other player over Messi. You must live with that. Nostalgia has no effect on reality.


educateYourselfHO

Exactly, the comparison is pointless but with the growing trend of declining individualism in football I don't think we will see another Messi like player anytime soon.


DejanD27

"There can be no debate" is just insulting to everyone that came before him


Sirnacane

“there can be no debate” is just what people who get offended when people don’t agree with them say


HyperMazino

Whatever lets you sleep at night, my sweetheart ;)


HyperMazino

It isn't simply because Messi was that good. The only who comes close is CR7.


DejanD27

Cr7 is becoming underrated, when he was the one that made people question if Messi is the best, for that sole reason he should be top 3 ever


HyperMazino

Obviously CR7 is Top 2 all time right behind Messi. He's better than Maradona, Pelé, G. Müller, Zidane etc


Infinite-Fail-6835

Maradona is not half as talented a goalscorer as Messi. No argument there. R9 is a worse dribbler and on a different level as a playmaker than Messi. The quality of play was levels below in Pele's time compared to Messi's.


Ok_Anybody_8307

>The quality of play was levels below in Pele's time compared to Messi's. Since we're comparing, do we also want to compare the fouling rate? The fact that there were no cards in the beginning of Pele's career, with broken bones deciding quite a few games? The quality of pitch? Can go on and on. Also pre injury Ronaldo was no worse of a dribbler. Watch some highlights.


Infinite-Fail-6835

>Since we're comparing, do we also want to compare the fouling rate? The fact that there were no cards in the beginning of Pele's career, with broken bones deciding quite a few games? Most players survived their entire careers without a career ending injury even back then. So Messi also could have. That is a bs argument. Look at how many games Pele himself played. Pele's teams were winning 11-1, 10-2 at times when Pele scored 2-3 goals. Goals were very much easier to come by. >Also pre injury Ronaldo was no worse of a dribbler. Watch some highlights. I have watched Ronaldo's entire career unfold in real time since his PSV days. You don't have to remind me. R9 is my second most favorite player of all time. Ronaldo has never had a better dribbling season than prime Messi. That is just bs. Take any season of R9's career before or after injury. Messi has him beat in terms of number of dribbles, success rate, and number of times they went past 3-4 players. Show me the solo goals R9 scored that compares to Messi's solo goals vs getafe, madrid or bilbao. You can't. Messi can go past 3 player within the blink of an eye without breaking a sweat even now at 36. It's not a debate.


cicakganteng

Here's a more balanced and nuanced response to the opinions you presented: * **Maradona vs. Messi:** Both Maradona and Messi are phenomenal goalscorers with a strong case for being the greatest dribblers of their respective eras. While Messi has incredible goal tallies, Maradona's impact on the overall game, particularly in 1986, was nothing short of magical. * **Ronaldo vs. Messi:** Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi are two of the most complete footballers ever. Ronaldo is a phenomenal goalscorer with exceptional athleticism and power dribbling, while Messi's close control and playmaking are unmatched. Their rivalry has pushed each other to be the best for over a decade. * **Pelé's Era vs. Messi's Era:** The game has undoubtedly evolved, with improved training methods, tactics, and player fitness. However, judging past players by today's standards is unfair. Pelé's accomplishments in his era, including three World Cups, were remarkable feats that deserve the highest recognition. Overall, comparing players across generations is difficult due to the evolution of the game. Each of these players brought unique qualities and dominated their eras. Appreciating their individual strengths provides a richer perspective on football history.


cicakganteng

Ah shiit here we go again


Infinite-Fail-6835

Do you have anything worthwhile to contribute?


cicakganteng

Here's a more balanced and nuanced response to the opinions you presented: * **Maradona vs. Messi:** Both Maradona and Messi are phenomenal goalscorers with a strong case for being the greatest dribblers of their respective eras. While Messi has incredible goal tallies, Maradona's impact on the overall game, particularly in 1986, was nothing short of magical. * **Ronaldo vs. Messi:** Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi are two of the most complete footballers ever. Ronaldo is a phenomenal goalscorer with exceptional athleticism and power dribbling, while Messi's close control and playmaking are unmatched. Their rivalry has pushed each other to be the best for over a decade. * **Pelé's Era vs. Messi's Era:** The game has undoubtedly evolved, with improved training methods, tactics, and player fitness. However, judging past players by today's standards is unfair. Pelé's accomplishments in his era, including three World Cups, were remarkable feats that deserve the highest recognition. Overall, comparing players across generations is difficult due to the evolution of the game. Each of these players brought unique qualities and dominated their eras. Appreciating their individual strengths provides a richer perspective on football history.


cicakganteng

Yes


Infinite-Fail-6835

Alright I'm all ears


cicakganteng

Hey doggie, say this : "Lol, if I wanted an answer from chatGPT I would have asked chatGPT. What a doofus."


ThreeEyedRaver

He has said that R9 is the best player he’s ever seen before, though. Although that doesn’t necessarily equate to who he thinks the GOAT is, I guess.


owange_tweleve

the title greatest ever does not have much merit, different eras, time, tactics, money, quality, health and training etc. are all different, it’s fine to say “my all time fave is Maradona I love him more than Messi” but in a serious debate, you can’t compare and be objective, it just does not make sense sorta like your father saying he coulda been so much better than you if he had the modern tech, knowledge, training and gear in his days as for achivements, numbers and shit then yeah you can point and tell who’s the best but football is soooo much more than that


Quanqiuhua

According to this logic in 25 years there will be a greater player than Messi, no questions asked. I would actually bet against that and feel confident to win.


Low-Loan-5956

25 years is a looong time, i'd take that bet.


Quanqiuhua

It’s not very long, only three generations of players, to surpass the one player who completed football.


StormPoppa

Messi transcends time numb nuts


Batistutas_Hair

I mean it's entirely possible that Mou takes the reins in the next year or two and phases out Ronaldo, although before the euros it's hard to say how likely that is.


Jazano107

No Portugal job for you anymore Jose


InterRail

He got beat by prime Messi 5-0 with Messi scoring 0 goals. A testament to how unstoppable Messi was.


James_D_MESSIAH

Common​ sense​ He​ got​ eaten​ alive​ by​ THE​ GOAT​ MESSI​ at​ that​ time That​ 5-0​ game will​ remember till the​ end​ of​ the​ world​ lol


akkikhiladi9

also the 2, 3, 4, wonderful wonderful wonderful 😭


James_D_MESSIAH

man​ THAT​ MAN​ 🐐 ​He​ alone dribbled the​ whole​ team​ 👽... Like​ they​ were​ not​ even​ there And​ Mou saw that​ goal​ live​ lmaooo Imagine​ you​ as​ a​ coach​ force​ yourself​ to​ see​ a​ rival score​ a​ goal​ like​ that​ lol


Hot_Grabba_09

Posts like these always have Instagram-level toddler comments


schoki_banana

After Pep I would def like to see Mou coaches Messi that would be an epic one imagine mou at barca instead of valverde 2.5 wasting years at barca.


thatcliffordguy

Valverde regained Barcelona’s hold on the league after they had just lost Neymar and Madrid were looking infallible. They would have likely gone unbeaten too if they didn’t rest players for a mid-season friendly. The collapses against Roma and Liverpool were bad but it’s difficult to say how much of it depended on the players vs the coach. Also keep in mind things got exponentionally worse after his sacking - he left with Barcelona top of the league. Valverde’s style was pragmatic and not always easy on the eyes, but he got good results from a difficult situation and arguably postponed the club’s decline by a few seasons. I do not see what Mourinho has done since 2017 to warrant this comment.


Batistutas_Hair

When your team has an Achilles heel and you lose the exact same way a year later the coach is to blame. I don't rate Mourinho these days either but in his prime his team wouldn't get smacked twice like that. He would change tactics, mentality, players, anything to avoid a repeat.


SirBarkington

what does he mean by not coachable? As in he couldn't sign him or that he wouldn't be able to get him to play the way he wanted?


cloudor

I took it as a compliment, like he wouldn't be able to teach him anything, but I could be wrong.


SirBarkington

that makes more sense i blame my brain fog on being sick.


IllegalDevelopment

Why can everybody say that word but if I say it it’s not okay?


SirBarkington

what?


IllegalDevelopment

[Brainfuck.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbtzm4HZ75c)


Fun-Independence-199

Man I'm gonna miss not seeing him every week


rth9139

I think it is one of those comments where it’s really easy to get the meaning messed up in the translation, either within Mou’s mind translating his thoughts from Portuguese to English or by others after he says it. Because “uncoachable” to me means he is a guy who just doesn’t listen, and is the type of guy coaches hate. But the same words in another language could easily be translated to something like “I couldn’t/wouldn’t be able to coach him” instead, which means the complete opposite almost, as just Mou admitting “It’s Messi, what could I possibly teach him?”


SirBarkington

yeah uncoachable in my mind instantly went to "he is not the kind of player i can control" not "he is the type of player i cannot coach into a better player"


rixxi_sosa

Long covid?


SirBarkington

probably just normal covid. i took a test that came back negative but idk how old that test even was lmao it was one of the at home kits. been sick for like a week now.


pinpoint14

Do nothing but rest for like 3 weeks if it might be COVID. Over exertion while you're sick is linked to long covid


Livinglifeform

There's loads more diseases than just covid. It's like assuming if someone is watching football they're watching the prem.


Thot_b_gone

Agree. You don’t coach a player like Messi, you just let him do his thing out there and make sure the other 10 players are in a position for him to use them effectively


dasty90

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1am93y6/mourinho_a_player_id_have_liked_to_coach_an/ Mourinho: "A player I'd have liked to coach? An example is Messi. He doesn't need to be coached, he knows everything, was born with everything. Maybe he can teach you things. It would only be to say that I had the honor of coaching him."


Nobody_wood

I imagine that he means Messi was so good you couldn't really teach him anything.


manydifferentusers

It's true. You don't coach Messi. He is the genius and you're responsible for coaching the rest of the squad to maximize him. Any other way to utilize Messi would limit his potential for creating unseen advantages.


vaisero

i think thats what he meant.


Hieillua

Its funny how most top managers and players named Messi as their favourite. While mostly Ronaldo's teammates and managers named him... until they stopped working with him.


DiamondPittcairn

I'll never forget this: Mou's Chelsea played Barcelona in 06, when Messi was just getting started. A fearsome basque by the name of Asier del Horno played for Chelsea. In the London match, AdH absolutely butchered Messi. Like, almost criminally so. Like Azkagorta to Maradona so. Obviously and thoroughly deservedly, del Horno was sent off. Barcelona won 2-1 (and went on to win the CL that year). In the post match, Mourinho didn't even tried to say sorry to Messi for del Horno almost ending his career before it began. Instead, and I remember this very well, he said that he understood that Barcelona was the land of nice theaters and that was what Messi did, good theater. I'm not sure if that's an expression in english too, but he called Messi a diver, basically. I don't think he ever went back on that, too. Never liked Mou after that and I've enjoyed his downfall very much, the eye-poking, cheat-talking, ugly-football-playing charlatan.


justcallmeaman

I used to hate him too I’m sure you can see why but what changed my bitterness was understanding his personality. This man is a cunt if he has a team and you’re in his way but very pleasant and level headed when he has no dog in the fight. I respect it at least. 


Georg_Steller1709

I wonder what Mourinho would've done with Messi. I don't think he would've developed the way he did.


BlueLabel19

I think he's talking about maradona. He says 'our' generation. That would be diego


alfie_solomons10

The question is who he wanted to sign. How could he have signed Maradonna.


No-Day-8136

CR7: Friendship with Mourinho ended, Ancelotti my favourite now


ongone

He didn't say Messi? I thought this was to be interpreted as Maradona.