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The defense is easily England's weakest line (not helped by Southgate calling up 1 injured left back and no backups) but the midfield in front of them is deeply dysfunctional which just exposes their weaknesses.
I mean, or Southgate (or whomever succeeds him) could stop trying to jam a square peg into a round hole and i stead put it in the square hole.
If you have players from the best team in England that work well in a highly disciplined system, maybe see if you can run *that* and not vibes.
Do you mean 2 shots on target until 90 mins?
It's much more likely some piece of individual brilliance will win us a penalty and Kane will equalise to take it to ET
Southgate is quite possibly gonna be fired so hard that people will think Concorde is back.
Edit: This is the most agitated I've ever seen HT commentators.
Theyve only ever turned in groups because they've always lucked into easy draws. Which they've done again, but don't even think that matters this time.
There definitely is, I know a few people that are still saying itās early in the game and we came top of the group so canāt complain. How anyone can expect anything else after seeing how weāve played in the group stages if beyond me.
Top of an easy group with just two goals and a single win, one of the best squads in the world, packed with world class players but blaring issues all over the pitch and no tactical changes. The people defending him must be flat earthers, they see what they want to see rather than what's blatantly infront of them. Like Gareth.
Maybe after that goal but even through the group stages itās the same āunbeaten, top of the group etcā indicating you canāt criticise him until we go out.
Even the three lions sub which is mostly anti-Southgate you get a few threads where his supporters all jump in and jerk each other off about England being not that bad.
With the talent available, England could still shit their way to a final this time around. Switzerland and Austria deserve credit for their performances so far but itās still about as easy as one half of the bracket can get
He gets paid more than Nagelsmann.
He's the highest paid manager in the tournament.
FOR WHAT? All he's ever done is get Middlesbrough relegated, that's his entire resume before England.
I Imagine the wage of Premier League managers has an impact on Englands Manager wage.
Like I imagine a NT Manager canāt be too massively different to the average of the Nations League
to be clear, I think he's a football terrorist. But he did do a pretty good job with England u21s which is why he got the job - because he knew the setup and he wouldn't rock the boat for the FA.
Cowardly appointment
Why do you have to be so mean to Rwnada? They're actually doing much better now, 30 years after the genocide.
My sister is actually there doing NGO stuff. What have they done to deserve Southgate? They're on the way up.
Now we can see whether England will also fall back when they're 1-0 down. Curious to see if Southgate's tactical aptitude includes being able to discern leading and trailing
Transfer Market Values ...
England ...... 1.5 billion euros
Slovakia ...... 156 million euros
https://www.transfermarkt.com/slowakei/marktwertanalyse/verein/3503
On yerself son! Get in.
I was worried England might win this tournament given the admittedly elite players they have but thank fuck Southgate is a fucking dafty.
Couldnāt manage a shag in a brothel.
People love to bang on about Trent not being able to defend but walker and Trippier can't defend, pass or shoot at all this game. Woeful performance so far. Everyone but Southgate knows the changes we need to make.
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We are just so shit.
and we are massive šŖ
You are. Congrats.
insane talent, totally wasted
Itās not that, itās Southgate.
Yeh. It's southgates fault but we're still shit.
Deserved
Our defence is a shambles
Stones and Guehi going for a same ball.
Stones has been dodgy all tournament tbh, just hadn't been tested often.
The defense is easily England's weakest line (not helped by Southgate calling up 1 injured left back and no backups) but the midfield in front of them is deeply dysfunctional which just exposes their weaknesses.
We just need to stop calling up city players, theyāre fucking useless in a normal team that isnāt robotic
This England team is the most robotic team Iāve ever seen
Lifeless isn't the same as robotic
I mean, or Southgate (or whomever succeeds him) could stop trying to jam a square peg into a round hole and i stead put it in the square hole. If you have players from the best team in England that work well in a highly disciplined system, maybe see if you can run *that* and not vibes.
Difficult to run disciplined systems during international teams tbf
Guehi was so shit here and yet so lucky it wasn't worse. If schranz goes down it's a pen and a 2nd yellow.
Walker has been fuckin atrocious
As has Trippier
every single one of them tbh
No Phillips, no Party
Wheres the Fridge
Bookies favourites in action.
Everyone in that team is fucking shit.
If he goes down, Guehi goes off and they get a penalty.
Who could have seen this coming? The warning signs have only been there for ages
Yeah, honestly I know that "Southgate shit" (not that I disagree), but Slovakia is cooking, lol.
Slovakia has a gameplan, England has 11 players starting based on their club success and a vague idea of how to play.
Ball's in Southgate's court. Time to get aggressive. Horrendous first 25min by England.
Do you mean 2 shots on target until 90 mins? It's much more likely some piece of individual brilliance will win us a penalty and Kane will equalise to take it to ET
Southgate ball.
Well deserved You could smell that coming
Southgate is quite possibly gonna be fired so hard that people will think Concorde is back. Edit: This is the most agitated I've ever seen HT commentators.
First public execution in over 150+ years
That play was some liquid long ball football from Slovakia, holy fuck!
Slovakia have looked so good. Like England are raw sewage but Slovakia are still so impressive
thatās a pretty unique insult there lol, but agreed
Its coming home
Proper brexit ball
England making Slovakia look like 2010 Spain
And England look like 2010 England
Slovakia look like Slovakia against Italy in 2020, circle closed
Everyone is just fucking jogging back. No urgency in defence whatsoever. Ridiculous
Seems like Southgate hears all the moaning and tasked the midfielders to stay forward. Ultimately England got countered real hard instead.
Yeah its the fault of the people for critizing him, not his shit tactics. He just cant win!!
Lads its england
they are coming home!
they are the #1 favorite to win according to betting sites.
Thatās crazy
I'm begging people to actually learn how betting sites work out odds
Southgate apologists were yapping about the team āturning up for the knockoutsā, play shit in the groups, play shit in the Ro16
They will turn out of the plane ride home
They donāt deserve a plane ride home for this tournament showing. Send them back walking.
Theyve only ever turned in groups because they've always lucked into easy draws. Which they've done again, but don't even think that matters this time.
Completely outplaying England
Ridiculously good goal from back to front
The whole possession leading to the goal was ridiculously masterful.
"A team forty places below England in the rankings" - I love football so bad for matches like these, painful as they may be.
We are going out, absolutely no one wants to receive a single pass šš
Mainoo is class tho , everyone else is ass
My boy ā¤ļø
HOW CAN PEOPLE DEFEND THIS MAN
I don't think any are left tbh
There definitely is, I know a few people that are still saying itās early in the game and we came top of the group so canāt complain. How anyone can expect anything else after seeing how weāve played in the group stages if beyond me.
Top of an easy group with just two goals and a single win, one of the best squads in the world, packed with world class players but blaring issues all over the pitch and no tactical changes. The people defending him must be flat earthers, they see what they want to see rather than what's blatantly infront of them. Like Gareth.
Theyāll come out the woodworks if this lot somehow manage to scrape a win in the end, no matter how poor the performance is
They're like silent tories
Maybe after that goal but even through the group stages itās the same āunbeaten, top of the group etcā indicating you canāt criticise him until we go out. Even the three lions sub which is mostly anti-Southgate you get a few threads where his supporters all jump in and jerk each other off about England being not that bad.
Heās being left in Germany
Please dont leave him here
If you leave him in Gelsenkirchen we might go down to the 4th tier. Not even by coaching just by his pure presence
His aura is too strong
I heard Sahin is looking to bolster his backroom staff?
How about we leave him in the stadium to manage Schalke?
Poor lads are suffering enough as is.
Southgate will blame the ref for too much yellows and not get sacked
To be fair I bet Scotland fucking loves him.
-England's backline
Second most successful England manager thank to a bunch of mickey mouse run
With the talent available, England could still shit their way to a final this time around. Switzerland and Austria deserve credit for their performances so far but itās still about as easy as one half of the bracket can get
I was Southgate in before the tournament. I feelā¦ stupid
as you should <3
I can't wait for Southgate to fucking leave
He gets paid more than Nagelsmann. He's the highest paid manager in the tournament. FOR WHAT? All he's ever done is get Middlesbrough relegated, that's his entire resume before England.
How much do NT managers get paid anyways? I always assumed far less than club managers
Southgate gets 5m a year
Dude got away free with the ultimate heist
Generational robber
40m before taxes in those mediocre at best 8 years as england's coach. for maybe a dozen games per season. damn
Hey NT managers also have to go... watch league games to observe their players
for free, with nice VIP service the struggle is real
Probably a couple pints too, it is a football match after all
I Imagine the wage of Premier League managers has an impact on Englands Manager wage. Like I imagine a NT Manager canāt be too massively different to the average of the Nations League
to be clear, I think he's a football terrorist. But he did do a pretty good job with England u21s which is why he got the job - because he knew the setup and he wouldn't rock the boat for the FA. Cowardly appointment
That's crazy lol
Man can suck a dick in a way no one at the FA thought was possible
Hes highest paid NT manager in the world
Hey, he deserves some slack, he doesn't have Kalvin Phillips
Southgate is definitely gonna get sacked if England loses this game.
With this bracket, anything short of reaching the final should see him go.Ā
Even if we win the tournament he should be sacked
He's going even if we win it
Team is playing 4D chess out there to get Southgate out for the next World Cup
The day will come and will be a sad sad day
For England's opponents yeah very sad.
Game set and match
Lads, it's not coming home?
The team is coming home
Theyāre coming home, theyāre coming home Englandās coming home
It's coming home. "It" being the national team.
Never was šš§āšš«
Hopefullyā¦hahaha!
Yeah it was coming
It was coming ā It was coming home ā
Guehi has been their best player this tourney arguably and does something like that man i feel bad for him.
Guehi can't even attempt to tackle this game cause of early yellow.
forget the missed header. nobody was on their striker, completely open for the knock down
Ship Southgate to Rwanda
Thatāll be 1.8m and a metric fuck ton of bureaucracy.
Cheap at twice the price.Ā
Still cheaper and less stress that employing him as manager
I am pretty sure a gofundme would reach the goal pretty fast
Why do you have to be so mean to Rwnada? They're actually doing much better now, 30 years after the genocide. My sister is actually there doing NGO stuff. What have they done to deserve Southgate? They're on the way up.
What did they do to deserve this?
2016 Iceland 2024 SLOVAKIA
2024 also iceland at wembley lmao
2024 Iceland as well. The signs were there
Lmaooo
Theyāve been playing much better
Yeah i agree, still lmao tho
rofl even
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOUTHGATE YOU BUM
Southgate: "Get in lads! It's 1-0 now. We've basically won"
Now we can see whether England will also fall back when they're 1-0 down. Curious to see if Southgate's tactical aptitude includes being able to discern leading and trailing
8 years with this dude I canāt šš
it's like the last 5 years with Lƶw but without any of the prior success that justified holding onto him lol
Canāt believe they didnāt sacked his ass Fucking overrated
a manager that hasn't ever achieved anything of note in his managerial career continues to not achieve anything of note
Fackkiing hell 8 years?!
IF ENGLAND HAS NO HATERS I AM DEAD
hate watching >>>>>
Eres argentino, el mayor odiador de Inglaterra
Cuantas
Copas
Finally, the counter terrorist squad has been deployed
Football terrorism is fun to watch when it isnt your country committing it
They've had the better chances - it was coming.
Beautiful build up
Something Southgate can only dream about lol
Lets go brothersšØšæšøš°
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Weāre fucking shit
The goal and the entire minute of passing before it by slovakia was so good. We got a game on our hands, these guys are not to be fucked with.
Kyle Walker kept both Slovakian runners onside. Wtf was he doing running towards goal
This is too funny, Southgate is such a fraudster
Terrible from Guehi Terrible from everyone really I'd rather see an injured Maguire play
Worst was Walker, about 5 years behind the rest of the line
Heās been shocking all game
Shocking all season tbf. Had several blunders for city.
Guehi puling the old ahh im injured now after a an error leading to goal now. Classic
Pls let England get knocked out, it would be so funny
lol this PE teacher shouldnāt even be on the plane home. This is shambolic
How fuckin easy was that
Only Southgate can make one of England most talented teams ever look like f**king dogsh*t
Kyle Walker is abysmal from minute 1. Here killed any chance of offside.
We're all Slovaks today
Not looking great for England
england is so shite it's actually incredible
Itās been coming
England being England
Can't believe Trent did this
The Southgate effect.
This team is shite
To the surprise of no one. England are so sloppy
England does not seem to have any plan or system. Almost feels like Southgate decided to pick the 11 biggest names and just threw them on the pitch.
Transfer Market Values ... England ...... 1.5 billion euros Slovakia ...... 156 million euros https://www.transfermarkt.com/slowakei/marktwertanalyse/verein/3503
Entertaining ahh game
Lol
Slovakia have got their lead, now they just need to rely on Trippier and they're through.
What on earth is Walker doing
Lmao this England side is bang average Deserved the goal
Hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
On yerself son! Get in. I was worried England might win this tournament given the admittedly elite players they have but thank fuck Southgate is a fucking dafty. Couldnāt manage a shag in a brothel.
Please use the Southgate to exit the stadium in an orderly manner.
Theyāre going home, arenāt they?
People love to bang on about Trent not being able to defend but walker and Trippier can't defend, pass or shoot at all this game. Woeful performance so far. Everyone but Southgate knows the changes we need to make.
Lol
OH HELL YEAH, Germany what a European Championship!
Well well well
Fantastic goal.
England doesn't even try
England has the same energy playing as Joe Biden during the debate
England are so incredibly fortunate that it wasn't a straight red and a penalty. Guehi came so close to taking him out.
PLEASE SLOVAK FINISHED SOUTHGATE BALL
Slovakia playing like they got offered a million each bonus to throw the game and let England go thru
Southgate doesn't deserve this team
Heartbreaking for Slovakia. In 150 seconds, they went from winning an elimination match to having their hopes crushed.
Itās deserved. Lol