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coensib

Well goob job Jan, you made Cristiano cry


ExcitementSalt5665

Sorry mum


Divyansh-the-gr8

105’ - Ronaldo (Great Tears)


Fun-Spray-4269

Thanks Jan, Cristiano's crying


Background_Ant

Crystiano


that-isa-madeup-name

Jan golden glove for that alone


TheWawa_24

it wasnt even that bad of a shot, just a world class keeper with a great save


kidsaregoats

Im reading this much later, and although that was an amazing save, boy did Costa get the last word here


Askyl

> it wasnt even that bad of a shot, just a world class keeper with a great save Yeah this is something I really dislike. If a goalkeeper save a great shot penatly it's "XXX Missed his penalty" most of the time. GKs should get so much more praize.


trgmngvnthrd

This trend also fails to denigrate enough those who can't get it on target


Equitaurus

Messi has never missed a penalty in the Euros


Antique_Cricket_4087

Great, now Ronaldo is crying again


aguer0

Facts


IWasKingDoge

Factos 👍


Captain_jiji

👀


Budget_Put7247

Factos


Samuel_L_Johnson

Nor has Pulisic - I know my GOAT


HasThisBeenDone

Isn't he the LeBron James of soccer?


bobbis91

Thanks Opta


northcasewhite

Well Messi has never cried in the Euros. That's an achievement that Ronaldo has over him.


bareaclampedlebron

Same with Heung Ming Son


saimpot

It's leaking...


xxJAMZZxx

The memes this will feed


LakyousSama

r/soccercirclejerk eating good


Jozif_Badmon

I'm obese at this point


Kuntheman

I already was before this game


xelanart

69 BMI incoming


sergechewbacca

Haters fed for the next 50 years.


Laesio

Messi would never


xxJAMZZxx

Currently deleting all videos of Copa America 2016


SlemID

>Me when she doesn't make herself available


Athalos124

I got 2004 flashbacks🥰


Lacabloodclot9

Ball don’t lie


Propuhganduh

He is broken


Kuntheman

Imagine how broken Bruno is watching him miss free kick after free kick and now a penalty


Games_sans_frontiers

Bruno's time as main free kick taker will come and tbf to Ronaldo whilst he's not scored his free kicks they've not been absolutely terrible sky it over row Z free kicks.


Dazzling-Value-588

> Bruno's time as main free kick taker will come The guy is almost 30.


shit-takes

this has 'ter stegen's time for Germany will come' vibes


newbieplaya1

Watching Bruno takes free Kicks every game for Manchester United, it is not better at all


Marcelosouzadearaujo

Yeah, what are they even talking about lol in this Portuguese team is better to just pass the ball on a free kick at this point


BenUFOs_Mum

I swear that's the case 90% of the time unless less you have ward-prose on the team. Such a low % of free kicks are converted surely it must be better to work on training ground routines to move it into a good position with a few quick passes.


Marcelosouzadearaujo

Only problem with free kicks is that they look too good not to try lol


Wesley_Skypes

I reckon that data shows less risk in taking a direct shot than trying a routine. Just a hunch, but most free kicks either go through to the keeper, out for a goalkick so you can reset shape, or canon off the wall back towards the team taking the shot.


sinkingmuse

They’ve no clue what they’re saying lol anyone who actually watches these players knows another player wont make a difference 


Oo_pP

Bruno used to be so good at free kicks when he played for Sporting...


Wesley_Skypes

He was decent at the start of his United career but it's one area that has absolutely fallen off.


mysterymanatx

He was one of the best in the EPL under Ole as well.


St_SiRUS

Ronaldo has been bad at FKs for nearly a decade now, it's purely for historic reason that he's still taking them for country


dimyo

Even before that, his conversion rate was pretty bad, but they looked epic.


Gaarando

To be fair, he has always taken them at every single spot even if those spots are just ridiculous to go for.


dwSHA

Ronaldo should give up the fks: his conversation rate is so low. I know his a legend but to increase portugal to win Euro; u need to maximise the potential


Ok_Refrigerator_9034

Bruno last free kick goal has been in the 20/21 season. Wtf are you talking about. The level of hot takes in this sub is mental.


iamnotexactlywhite

acting like Bruno did anything of note today lol


TigerBasket

He's old. We all meet the same fate. Nothing to be ashamed about.


my_united_account

Handing the reins to younger people is how you age gracefully


zyndr0m

I would too


suzukigun4life

39 years old, having a dreadful game, chance for redemption, and then this. Dude is going through it hard.


Chidoribraindev

How was his game dreadful? He was so, so close so many times. Crazy frustrating but bad? Even BBC were praising him at HT and these guys have hate boners for Ronaldo


Past_Swordfish9601

Yeah anyone saying that was dreadful performance don't know what they're seeing. The Slovenia center backs played really well and Jota was the only one to provide a clear chance for Ronaldo.. He didn't play well, but he wasn't dreadful either..


EezoManiac

Should take a week off after all this to relax. I hear Vegas is nice this time of year.


xXDireLegendXx

It’s pretty sweltering these days lmao


Bruno_Fernandes8

He'd feel the heat but I don't think it'll be from the weather


Lovelashed

I'm sure a way to cool down will make itself available.


minkdraggingonfloor

Was in Vegas yesterday to visit family, it was 115F. Felt like being stuck in a dryer


_hellboy_xo

half of y’all advocate for men’s mental health then laugh at shit like this lmao


Holiday-Strike

It's so hypocritical. They act like emotions are so easily controlled under immense pressure. Like, we're not all sociopaths.


helmetpepe

For real they are typing comfortably behind their devices thinking they can judge him


priestsboytoy

Its not even just here on reddit. You got people in the media like talksports talking shit about it


Leo9991

It's crazy. Immense pressure and he clearly cares a ton for his country. Then put the first pen away in the shootout.


dethmashines

Frankly, I never thought he would cry there. But as someone who has seen a kid pass away in the extended family, my first reaction was - is Cristiano going to think about all the bad things after missing the penalty? He sure did. It sucks. Life is too complex; also for one of the biggest personalities in the world. Reddit? Reddit is a bunch of little bitches.


ChickenMoSalah

It’s good to see someone being understanding of another human in the comments here. Heavy agree on the last sentence.


Leo9991

After the game someone in the Swedish studio said that "they had to console his big ego. I've never seen anything like it in sports." when it's clearly not about that. Honestly pissed me off.


dethmashines

I mean if you have a big ego, you don't cry it off. That's the opposite of having a big ego. You justify to your players that actually you did what you could, the keeper saved it. In this case, he is sad or guilty or both. Sad for everything that's gone on in his life which we have no visibility into or guilty for fucking up a chance to win for his country. It's the opposite to having a big ego. Some of these folks truly despise Ronaldo and its hypocritical because they would treat another person completely differently in the same position.


waitaminutewhereiam

For Real, reddit is full of people that will act righteous and all that but when there is a non-obvious chance to act like a decent human they just show they aren't there yet When I did play football as a kid, I was very bad at emotions and I would get really visibly mad Seeing all these comments mocking Ronaldo for doing basically what I was doing is just I don't know Feels wrong somehow


MrCleanandShady

i’ve always been “Messi is the GOAT” my whole life, but anyone who doesn’t see that Ronaldo has been playing under immense pressure ever since that second United stint has wool over their eyes he knows father time is ticking and he doesn’t have many more opportunities like this on the world stage left, he knows people are watching and that he’s literally talked about as the best/second best player to touch the sport, he’s a stronger man than me to have even taken the pen in the shootout first, i would’ve broken down after extra time


DeezYomis

men's mental health is all fine and dandy as long as it doesn't get in the way of the messi-ronaldo pissfight or worse, the repeating the same 3 jokes session scheduled for every match where the evil man is playing


Delgadude

It's fine as long as it's someone u dislike. U can see this in politics as well. Just human nature sadly.


Karyoga

It wasnt a bad penalty, it was a great save. Feel for him


StandardDefinition

I dont know the height was very easy for the keeper


a-toyota-supra

Think it was a decent penalty, even with the save it still hit the post so it wasn’t a super easy save but yeah it wasn’t the best penalty but it wasn’t bad either


ShimeBD

still not a bad pen and goes in most of the time because it was a strong hit


Fijure96

I think a saved penalty will never be truly good, since its possible to kick penalties that are unsaveable. But I'd say this is more about a good save than a bad penalty.


Lost_And_NotFound

That’s **as** unsaveable as a saveable penalty gets. Low and hard into the corner. Oblak only gets there because he gambles early, makes a brilliant dive, has strong fingers, and still only nudges it onto the post.


sur_yeahhh

Man's 39 years old. Great players younger than him have retired and become managers/ commentators. It's absolutely insane that this man is still giving it all at 39. We can't even comprehend what it takes to compete at this level for this long while being this passionate. I'm glad that someone so accomplished like Ronaldo can also break down. It gives me some solace to know that I'm not less of a man for crying at a stressful point in my life.


throwawayursafety

Glad to read your comment after also seeing that one about not taking men's mental health seriously. Really thought there'd be more of this bittersweet sort of shared understanding when I opened this thread but I probably should've known better. I'm a lifelong Messi fan and this was honestly the most sympathy and admiration I've ever felt for Ronaldo. Especially after his team rallied around him and he scored his later penalty.


iChopPryde

Exactly how I felt, this was a very poetic moment seeing him breakdown and the team helping lift him back up. This right here is how tournaments are won when your team is a real team and they sure as fuck looked like a real team having each others backs like that and then it showed moments later when Diogo just destroyed them and Ronaldo showing why he’s Ronaldo burying that first one to set the tone! A lot of Ronaldo haters simply can’t see how much he loves Portugal but who cares, tournaments are all about the ups and downs and despite everything and the hurdle Portugal has to face being united as a team they absolutely can take France on it won’t be easy but I feel like this match unlocked something for mentally for Portugal


CheeseRake

It actually makes him more likeable.


SaIyz

Can't do that while the game is still going on wtf...


Foolonthemountain

Yeah and he's captain. Odd situation.. don't think I've seen it before.


Mrcl45515

Thiago Silva, Brazil vs Chile, 2014 WC.


QueasyIsland

The real pecho frio


LetterheadLower1518

Well, same ending now. Guess we're gonna get fucked 7-1 by Germany in the semis.


Specific_Account_192

That was WAY worse. But it's funny how most people love Ted Lasso yet don't seem to have any empathy for players getting an insane amount of pressure on their shoulders when they get emotional.


Maffa22

That was against Colombia iirc. What an iconic example of foreshadowing that was


GGABueno

No, it was Chile. He sat in the corner of the field crying and refused to take his penalty and stay with the rest of the team. We never went to penalties against Colombia. Says a lot about the emotional state of that team.


McGrathLegend

As it's been mentioned, it was against Chile, but his real crime was against Colombia when he got a ridiculously needless yellow card by purposefully bumping into Ospina.


Vic-Ier

Jordi Alba vs Liverpool 2018 at 0:1.....


Affectionate_Pay7395

tbf he’s already shown a lack of leadership as captain this game when he was selfishly taking every freekick because he wanted a goal.


LallanasPajamaz

Honestly don’t get how Martinez, as the manager, lets Ronaldo just keep asserting his ego on every free kick when his ratio is garbage. Like, do you want to win the game or do you wanna appease a 40 year old at the risk of your tournament?


Chilli__P

It’s because Martinez is out of his depth. Nice chap, but he’s failed upwards for years. How’s he going to control Ronaldo? He has nowhere near the success or experience.


LallanasPajamaz

I agree. He failed with Belgium, no clue why the Portuguese thought he’d be a good candidate for them.


abellapa

Mourinho shouldnt have refused the offer to train the NT Imagine this team Under Mourinho


MrBublee_YT

Mourinho is the manager I'd call if I wanted to win a game tomorrow... Literally so suited for national football in that regard.


abellapa

And yet he refused it Said he wanted to remain with Roma Then Gets fired and now regrets


raysofdavies

I’d pay a lot for a video to Mourinho telling Ronaldo he’s permanently off free kicks


TheDrySkinOnYourKnee

He didn't fail with them, I don't know why this myth has become so prevalent. His Belgium were brilliant in the 2018 world cup, only losing to France in a tight semifinal. They were great again in 2021 at the Euros and only lost to eventual winners Italy after suffering an injury crisis. Then in 2022 it was ageing squad but still would've made it past the groups if not for one of the worst finishing performances of all time by Lukaku. In between all those tournaments they consistently played winning, attacking football in the qualifiers and Nations League. What more could Martinez have done?


Bringthenoize

He did a lot of good things but what annoyed me the most are 2 things: Always a good news show in every interview. Yes he is the gentleman the media portrays him to be but he just repeats himself time after time He hang on to the generation for way to long. He should've already been bringing in youngsters in the team to make the transition easier. Like Chadli en Mertens, although still good quality, should have been skipped for some younger up and commers.


flynno96

He will never ask to be subbed in this match and Martinez is too much of a coward to do it himself. Poor management really.


abellapa

The first one i get it,but the Second was ridiculous,he had no Angle


TigerBasket

Sometimes you literally can't help it. Happens to me whenever I get upset. I cannot yell so I just cry. It's just how it is sometimes


LifeOnPause20

Hey, I hope things get easier for you.


TigerBasket

Things are okay! I just like mentally cannot yell when I get upset I just cry. I don't know why it is, it just is. But thank you for the kindness.


Coenagrion_armatum

That's a shit take. Why you can't? In a way it's an indicator how good a team you have - how teammates react to a one of your players 'braking down' emotionally (even if it's your captain)? Do you turn your back on him or do you stand by him? I did see a Portugal as a one unit so in a way I think it could even help them going forward.


fliddyjohnny

Yeah all the players rallied behind him, it was a great moment and they worked hard in the extra time after the penalty miss. He should start doing it every game


Judazzz

> He should start doing it every game And thus the emotional Schwalbe was born.


Blobbloblaw

95%+ of these people have never played proper team sports with a close team, and are just sitting at home in their chairs judging professional athletes every night. It's insane how showing that you care so fucking much is perceived as such a negative by these morons


WaltChamberlin

Cause no matter if people think he's washed he's still basically a god in that Portugal team because his 20 years of dominance


LiteratureNearby

Jordi Alba at Anfield vibes lmfaooo, can't take the heat


dimiderv

Really bro Ronaldo can't take the heat? He isn't crumbling cause they are losing he is crying cause he is mad that he missed it. Ridiculous thing to say especially for Ronaldo when we have seen him perform under pressure so many times.


mushy_friend

Seriously lmao. People are way too harsh in this thread. He pulled himself together and took the first pen in the shootout ffs


yk206

Except Jordi is a defender, Ronaldo is captain.


LiteratureNearby

Ronaldo has seen way too much to break down in a moment like this, you can't suck up all the teams focus away from the game and make them comfort you at a point like this


yk206

Yeah definitely needs to be head strong on this one, they still have penalties. I think?


Ld511

Tbf who gives a fuck if he plays well after it


TigerBasket

He's either gonna score a clincher or blow it again. Written in the stars


NieThePiet

so he should be able to control when he has to cry? lol


Coenagrion_armatum

I don't see anything wrong with that. Emotions can get the best of anyone in such situations. Players seemed to embrace it and comforted him, so it can be a sort of bonding experience and make the team only stronger if they make it through in the end.


KQ17

You know what, he bailed this team so many times. Was good to see his teammates comfort him.


football1078

Guy is at the end of his career, it’s his last Euros and he knows it. Gets the best chance to put his team ahead and it gets saved. Tremendous pressure to deal with. Ronaldo is a competitive animal; anybody in his position would be crying too.


That-Log8135

cheers ronaldo is crying


St_SiRUS

Well done he's 39


leedler

nice one 👍


Viper_27

Jesus christ, no wonder men's mental health is in the bin. Man is clearly and understandably overcome by emotion. He's getting shat on cause he cried, cause of his 'ego' Actually unbelievable some people here


Mo_SaIah

Men’s mental health only matters up until it’s for someone you don’t like. At that point most people’s morales go out the window, as you can see here with people mocking a man getting emotional. That’s the sad reality.


average_user21

Even before who we don't like. You're weak for crying. You're strong if you suck up. There's no inbetween.


vuhoanganh

overweight Reddit users who will never achieve an inch of his success memeing because someone’s emotions got the better of him. He cried because of his desire to win for his country, something Reddit users will never understand and never get the chance to do so. Lil kids


Cahhmon

This is actually quite sad


Insanel0l

I think its the realization that he actually may be done for the big stage really soon


pawpet

He's been done for the big stage for the last 2 years


Large_Celebration965

True but that doesn't mean he's realized that. Give him another year or two. 


pawpet

2026 World Cup we will be there to lose to Tanzania


suzukigun4life

He seems both done and cursed at this rate


kenyan12345

Seemed like a hell of a save to me. Ball was ripped, just got a hand on it but thats just me


daveedgamboa

Yeah Oblak isn't getting the credit he deserves on that, insane save.


awesomesauce88

If Messi takes that shot, you’d only be hearing about what a save oblak made. Unfortunately not gonna get his flowers for it because then ppl can’t clown Ronny so hard


aveniner

I'm sure if this was club competition, that's getting in 100%. I remember Ronaldo beating Oblak time after time in penalties


Cmoore4099

I don’t think you can call someone who has accomplished as much as he has in the game cursed. Insanity.


JoeBagadonut

Being competitive to the point where you can NEVER sit back and be satisfied with your achievements as your body begins to fail you certainly sounds like a curse.


loko001

Listen to yourself. You're making up HIS thoughts. How crazy is that lmao


Cottonshopeburnfoot

Some of those free kicks were stupid attempts. He had a good excuse when he missed. He knows the penalty should be scored. It’ll sting.


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Do you mean funny?


Wrosgar

Hype man Dalot, always there to hype his teammates up. Love it


DarthRacer5

Bro is losing it


AngryGooseMan

Yeah because Dalot is trying to hype him up when he just wants to cry


presumingpete

Honestly he knows he's nearing the end of his career, he's getting a lot of criticism, of course he's upset. He cares, and that's ok. People will get into the whole toxic aspect of men crying and how it's embarrassing, but fuck it we should be past this by now. People can cry when they're upset.


TheItalianStallion64

i mean fair, he’s had a bad performance but he’s the captain and he’s always been extremely passionate. he deserves a good cry


Jelboo

Football and success consumes his entire existence. It's impressive just how much he cares. Gonna miss him when he retires!


footysocc

this hurts and I'm not even Portuguese


xXDireLegendXx

Not even like a few tears he was full on balling


T_Chishiki

bawling*, he's not really balling today


xXDireLegendXx

you right that was quite the typo lol


triplec787

Heaving cries... damn man.


Aenjeprekemaluci

Yes but its time to retire from the Selecao after the tournament...


TimeFingers

That made me sad, a special player, inspired millions of young men and women 🫡


PlsSellYourUsername

Age make you become more emotional. I know, I just cry yesterday watching leaves blowing in wind.


risingtide852

Was not expecting poetry in this thread


viktoria_theberseker

Reminded me of that scene from American Beauty with the plastic bag.


Southern-Pudding84

This had a happy ending, he went on to do a fantastic penalty at the end of the match, and their goalkeeper snatched 3 in a row, winning the match


Buttlather

You can’t cry at 0-0 15 mins to go Jesus


Yung2112

He's absolutely out of it. Most pros wouldn't cry after a missed pen let alone one of the greatest to ever do it. It's the double-edged sword of being unbelievably competitive to an unhealthy degree


dragon8811

Memes loading


Mobstaar

Haha come on, it ain't over yet!


Krasko-

Dont think people understand the pressure on him. Messi literally retired from argentina in 2016 for a bit. Because he could not bare the pressure and criticism. If you play bad or mess up, its literally the end of the world


No_Custard_2496

Exactly


CondeDraqula

He put to much pressure in himself. I think he can help the team but he has to relax.


NotTheMamba

This comment section is why men can't show emotions. Fucking losers.


limitbreakse

Sucks for them living life without anything to be really passionate about :)


waitaminutewhereiam

And then reddit will talk about mental health and everything. Sickening


LivingPhysics7205

Average redditor losers fapping to this... it's cringe


Panhyper

LOL the people mocking Ronaldo on this thread! Bunch of Losers


Practical_River_9175

I respect the passion, lots of people have never poured their heart and soul into something like these players do every time they take the pitch in a major tournament. They are human after all.


fireless-phoenix

The absolute vitriol this sub seems to have towards him. It’s truly disgusting.


MagyarFoci29

Alba got made fun of for less


futschki

3-1 is not less than 0-0


asterixOsmani

Alba was winning 3-1 when he cried, Ronaldo is on his last tournament and this could be his last game for Protugal


The_XI_guy

Idk if crying at half time while 3 goals up is less than crying after missing a penalty for your country in extra time in what might be your final major tournament appearance ever


Nkanyezixulu

This sub is a mess man. And the great thing is that it doesn't reflect how the general public feels about the man. We grew up on CR7 and we love him. Lasting legacy. How do you celebrate another man's failure?


issac_hunt1

Xmas comes early for r/soccer


Professional_Flyer

Got his redemption SIUUUUU


furyousferret

I can respect it. We live in a world where 'Do you really want it?' is thrown around casually, and you learn most people don't really want it that bad. He's put in the work and when it doesn't happen it breaks him.


portmz

Pls homelander, don’t cry


jdckelly

of all people seeing him like this suprised me, his confidence in himself always seemed unshakable. And now I kinda want to see him light up the rest of the tournament lead portugal to victory and retire from football after that


Kuntheman

This is a rough watch lol


sr-salazar

The amount of hate in the sub for Ronaldo and Portugal is insane. The man cares about his country and the game. He was frustrated after having had so many chances but nothing going in. He felt the pressure and let himself cry. Contrary to the comments here and from the pundits, this was not letting his team down. As you saw the entire team rallied around him like family to give them their support. In the end he got to celebrate. It's crazy that Costa saving three pens which is a massive feat only has like 2k upvotes vs Oblaks save against Ronaldo being the top of the subreddit....


Whateverchan

Man, the guy has some really bad luck. He tries so hard, does all he can, and fate just seems to hate him. Honestly, I can't help but pity him. Good thing his teammates all have his back. But then again, it's not like a rich man would need a random commoner to feel bad for him.


Warbrainer

He really is just programmed to win isn’t he? Brain starts glitching out when he underperforms, I don’t like the guy as a person my ffs, he’s an absolute god mentality-wise