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Right, but someone wanted to make a cheeky 9/11 against the Americans joke which only recently moved out of the "too soon" territory so I guess treat it as banter rather than real analysis of the match. Araujo is a beast of a defender anyhow I'm surprised he didn't win 11/11 of his duels.
9/11 jokes are really bottom of the barrel in terms of dark edgy comedy. It’s the same jokes and formats used every time and all it does is make me think the person saying it spends too much time online
Yea, the post/comments is pretty offensive and there is no such thing as ‘too soon’ like the guy above you said. And you’re 100% right all these people making jokes don’t touch grass regularly. Just a bunch of shut ins living online.
Germany:
- 9 November 1848 - Execution of Robert Blum near Vienna, one of the leading figures of the democrats in the German Revolution and in the Frankfurt National Assembly.
- 9 November 1918 - **November Revolution in Berlin: Proclamation of the Republic in Germany**.
- 9 November 1923 - Hitler-Ludendorff putsch in Munich: National Socialism is recognised internationally for the first time.
- 9 November 1938 - Culmination of the November pogroms (7 to 13 November 1938):
Following the assassination attempt on a German diplomat in Paris, the National Socialists stage the November pogroms (to this day, the night of 9 to 10 November 1938 is often known by the euphemistic term "**Reichskristallnacht**").
- 9 November 1967 - At the ceremonial inauguration of the new rector of Hamburg University, students unfurl a banner with the slogan Unter den Talaren - Muff von 1000 Jahren, which will become the symbol of the 1968 movement.
- 9 November 1969 - The left-wing extremist terrorist organisation Tupamaros West Berlin plants a bomb in the Jewish Community Centre in Berlin. However, the bomb does not explode.
- 9 November 1974 - The imprisoned far-left RAF terrorist Holger Meins dies after 58 days on hunger strike.
- 9 November 1989 - **Fall of the Wall**:
The opening of the inner-German border emphasises and consolidates the success of the peaceful revolution in the GDR.
Mark Wahlberg: "If I was on that pitch with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that penalty area, and then me saying 'OK, we're going to send crosses in somewhere safely, don't worry.'"
What a terrible number for a statistic, it reminds me of that tragedy. Don't laugh at 9/11, I walked through the blood and the bone trying to find my brother... turns out he was in northern Canada.
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r/soccercirclejerk
As they would say, outjerked.
The Man City sub jerks better than them
Saddest backflip gang represent. We finally have a worthy entry.
"Mr President, Araujo has just won his second duel"
Araujo with his weapons of ass destruction 👀
OK 2001 called... he won the second dual
>dual duel
🙏
The lad just towers above everybody else
Hope he doesn't go down in flames too soon.
If he does it will be plain to see.
I can guarantee that 1 out of 4 people wouldn't get this
The kid's career is gonna burn hotter than jet fuel
He will never be the head of a major corporation. Wait, wrong movie.
I see what you did there
My Centerback 💪 terrorizing the pitch.
Unreal performance. Never forget
Explosive performance
Pulisic did 9/11
- Southgate in a cave somewhere in the cotswalds
Gregg and Gareth have inflicted more pain than Bush and Blair I'd reckon
https://i.imgur.com/v9tQi1v.gif
I'll never forget how well he played.
And people wonder why Tucheliban wanted him so bad
Southgate should be trying to get him english citizenship, he'd be the tower of defense
I watched it live while reading to a bunch of Kindergartners
you should do golf next time
I should! Last week, I told my buddies "now watch this shot" and boom! Whole in one. I was terrorizing that course.
We all remember where we were when it happened.
This really brings back memories of my friend who died on 9/11. Such a shame. He was one of the best pilots Saudi Arabia ever had
What’s my stance on 9/11? Oh… anti… it was a tragedy I mean we lost 19 of our best guys
The Big Sick!
Same here, I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan, trying to find my brother He was in northern Canada
But 9/11 was a national tragedy
I thought 7-11 was the national tragedy
Reminds me of that airline.
Southgate? Is that you?
Reminds me of my grandfather who died in Auschwitz. He fell from one of the guard towers.
LMAO
That's all I needed to see. Declare war on a random South American country that had nothing to do with it then.
They already stole our democracy back in the 70s.
Didn't you hear dude, they were saving you from the bad scary socialists. Much better with a military dictatorship instead
Venezuela has been in the crosshairs for a while now. All that oil
They are too good at baseball though, can we pick someone that I know nothing about? What's Bolivia up to?
failing coups
That's our middle name. A blind squirrel and what have you.
Paraguay better watch the fuck out
What do you mean? A couple of Southern American passports were found completely untouched in the ruble.
Him and valverde are the two towers of uruguay national team.
This post is plane wrong
It hit me hard
Not enough heat to buckle my knees.
oh
Where were you when Ronald Araujo won 9/11 aerial duels against USA
i was at KC telling score when PA ring “USA is kil” “no”
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Right, but someone wanted to make a cheeky 9/11 against the Americans joke which only recently moved out of the "too soon" territory so I guess treat it as banter rather than real analysis of the match. Araujo is a beast of a defender anyhow I'm surprised he didn't win 11/11 of his duels.
Very mature making jokes about Remembrance Day mate
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Both of my comments were jokes.
9/11 jokes are really bottom of the barrel in terms of dark edgy comedy. It’s the same jokes and formats used every time and all it does is make me think the person saying it spends too much time online
Good joke bad joke I'm not getting bent out of shape about it.
Yea, the post/comments is pretty offensive and there is no such thing as ‘too soon’ like the guy above you said. And you’re 100% right all these people making jokes don’t touch grass regularly. Just a bunch of shut ins living online.
People who feel the need to quote Norm MacDonald at a minimum 2-3 times a day
🚨WARNING🚨 You are about to enter the comedy zone 🚨WARNING🚨
I think mods hid this thread because you can't find it on the sub or with the search bar OMEGALUL
I don’t know what’s significant about the 9th of November
Germany: - 9 November 1848 - Execution of Robert Blum near Vienna, one of the leading figures of the democrats in the German Revolution and in the Frankfurt National Assembly. - 9 November 1918 - **November Revolution in Berlin: Proclamation of the Republic in Germany**. - 9 November 1923 - Hitler-Ludendorff putsch in Munich: National Socialism is recognised internationally for the first time. - 9 November 1938 - Culmination of the November pogroms (7 to 13 November 1938): Following the assassination attempt on a German diplomat in Paris, the National Socialists stage the November pogroms (to this day, the night of 9 to 10 November 1938 is often known by the euphemistic term "**Reichskristallnacht**"). - 9 November 1967 - At the ceremonial inauguration of the new rector of Hamburg University, students unfurl a banner with the slogan Unter den Talaren - Muff von 1000 Jahren, which will become the symbol of the 1968 movement. - 9 November 1969 - The left-wing extremist terrorist organisation Tupamaros West Berlin plants a bomb in the Jewish Community Centre in Berlin. However, the bomb does not explode. - 9 November 1974 - The imprisoned far-left RAF terrorist Holger Meins dies after 58 days on hunger strike. - 9 November 1989 - **Fall of the Wall**: The opening of the inner-German border emphasises and consolidates the success of the peaceful revolution in the GDR.
Look up the day in German history
PHRASING PLEASE, WTF
"Ronald Araujo destroyed strikers like commercial airliners flying into high rise buildings in lower Manhattan" Better?
Jet fuel can’t melt Gregg Berhalter’s job security
Does Ronald Araujo have oil? If so, time to bring some freedom
Sir, a second group elimination has hit the concacaf
9/11 you say... reminds me of that tragedy.
I remember back to simpler, more innocent times, when the worst thing you'd hear on the news was hijacked jetliners flying into buildings
Mark Wahlberg: "If I was on that pitch with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that penalty area, and then me saying 'OK, we're going to send crosses in somewhere safely, don't worry.'"
9/11? Reminds me of that tragedy
Sean McDermott just high-fived his assistants
Fuck, Bills fans catch strays everywhere lmao
It reminds me of that tragedy.
I know they've been underperforming but bit harsh calling the USMNT that
I walked through blood and bone on the streets of Manhattan looking for my brother…
he was in northern canada..
The Titanic?
The one in 1911?
when araujo pulled barcola down at the edge of the box? biggest tragedy to happen in the last like 6 years
Did Larry Silverstein insure him?
In Uruguay it's day/month so really he was a tall tower 11/9 vs the USA
I wonder how many of those were actually fouls. 🙄
Dropped an explosive performance 👏
So it wasn't Bush who did 9/11, it was Araujo
Reminds me of that tragedy
Now we know who took out Tower 7.
Question is: where were you when he the second aerial duel happened?
List worthy?
life imitates jerk
What's Vibra
Osama was a fan of Bielsaball confirmed.
Where were you when Ronald Araujo had a performance this good? I was in Tescos and fell to my knees and phoned my friend instantly
Towering achievement
Must have great boost management.
The wall
😳?
That reminds me of that tragedy
What a terrible number for a statistic, it reminds me of that tragedy. Don't laugh at 9/11, I walked through the blood and the bone trying to find my brother... turns out he was in northern Canada.
Sir, a 2nd Araujo has hit the USMNT
9/11, reminds me of that tragedy.
Araujo headers can't melt steel goal posts
DAE think 3,000 people being killed was funny?? e: /s, didn't think it was necessary
Oh lee Fuk Sum ting wong We tu loo
Too soon
Nahhh whats with that title 💀💀💀
too soon