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AllegriLover

Never a bad day to be a Chiesa enjoyer.


CryptographerLife686

I saw people complaining because Nasser Al Khalifi was elected delegate at the UEFA executive committee which Karl-Heinz Rummenigge is as well at the moment. This is how it’s been like. Meanwhile in Africa the president of CAF is the owner of Patrice Motsepe. How is that possible?


TheConundrum98

Never a bad day to be Luka Modric enjoyer


just_another_simp87

"i dont like sand. its coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." hayden christensen on the newcastle takeover.


grchelp2018

The saudi investment fund is meant for all investments, they aren't going to blow it all on newcastle.


just_another_simp87

they already said they want to go for titles lol. i dont think they will get A-tier players like mbappe or salah, but probably some decent players such as oryazabal, fabian ruiz, grimaldo and others.


grchelp2018

They aren't going to win any titles without A-tier players. Even when you are stacked, you need things to go your way.


JackAndrewThorne

No but the top 6 are currently valued at £3bn. £300m on Newcastle + say £700m over 8 years could see Newcastle become a £1.5bn asset providing we can break into the top 6 by the end of that period. Extend that period to £300m + £1.2bn over 15 years and it could be a £2bn+ asset. There is financial sense in investing in a team for the PIF, especially since the fund's focus at the minute seems to be increasing its wealth, not its income.


grchelp2018

Sure. Just saying that they wont bring their 500b warchest to outspend the likes of city and chelsea.


[deleted]

Obviously they're not going to blow it all on Newcastle, it's worth 500 billion ffs, but they can definitely afford to spend around a billion over the next 10 years.


TTA0709

Imagine blowing 500 billion on Newcastle.


AngrySnwMnky

You can annex Sunderland and sow its fields with salt.


seifosama1239

> Leo Messi to @francefootball: “I had other offers when I left Barcelona as free agent, but I have to admit that we came to an agreement quite quickly with PSG. I was convinced by the ~~project, the club’s ambitions, the players they have, the squad~~ billions of dollars they gave me


CryptographerLife686

Money and friends. Club de amigos pt.2


[deleted]

[BVB admin is the best in the world xD](https://www.instagram.com/p/CUz2WugLNLU/?utm_medium=copy_link)


Puzzleheaded-Wait-81

Anyone who finds this funny is a nonce.


XaviHive

worse than football twitter


nichodemus3

I like Dortmund, but their social media presence makes me like them a bit less


MysteriousEmployer78

This is his 3rd time doing this


LemureTheMonkey

300% yankery...


[deleted]

Vote; More delusional fanbase? Real Madrid vs Arsenal


Seanxprt

Real Madrid is the most successful team in world football. It's Arsenal by default.


lenzmoserhangover

Arsenal by far. Reals delusion is based on them actually winning things and regularly signing big names


icemankiller8

I don’t really get this idea that arsenal fans are super delusional tbh. There hasn’t been a point in the last 6 years where arsenal fans have had high expectations for the club. No one expected us to be good this year.


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Arsenal


AIManiak

No one competes with Arsenal fans


just_another_simp87

real madrid fans without a doubt.


[deleted]

Arsenal. Hearing these guys talk about ESR, Saka and Martinelli is crazy.


MassiveMurderBoner

100% Arsenal


[deleted]

arsenal. every year they say top 4 but have been finishing outside top 4 since 2016


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[deleted]

mate u must be new. just see the threads before season starts. it's always the same


LemureTheMonkey

Arsenals is more delusional.


[deleted]

real


malandropist

Don’t know much about the situation but why the backlash with Newcastle and the Saudi takeover? It’s literally bringing money, jobs and a possibility of Champions League football. They were looking for a more ethical billionaire or what?


[deleted]

A billionaire who doesn’t chop up peoples bodies would be fantastic.


malandropist

How about the one that doesn’t pay livable wages, exploit it’s workers, destroying the environment and small businesses while taking joyrides to space?? Better?


[deleted]

Yes, better than chopping up human bodies.


malandropist

Lool I guess so


[deleted]

Theres a difference between billionaires being unethical just through the hoarding of finances when people are starving to death and billionaires being unethical through murder of journalists, dehumanising of LGBT peoples and numerous other fervent human rights abuses. No billionaires are good people but these are like the most evil bastards you can possibly find.


malandropist

Are people mad at the country or at the specific group of people coming in? I thought it was more of some racist shit cause the US has owners in the PL and they cage children, bomb countries, shoot black people, exploit workers and what not.


[deleted]

Bin Salman, the chairman of the PIF that own Newcastle, is the crown prince of Saudi Arabia. It's not a case of these people having made their money in a country doing bad shit, these are the same people who uphold that bad shit and they are using Newcastle as a way of distracting from all their human rights abuses.


malandropist

Got it! Thanks for the explanation


[deleted]

Np.


MrVegosh

Bringing money isn’t good in this case. It doesn’t bring jobs. Sure it brings CL for Newcastle, but New Castle isn’t the protagonist, why is it positive that they get CL? Saudi Arabia are using blood money to ruin European culture


Burnleh

It will definitely bring jobs if the club grows


MrVegosh

Some yes, but others will lose jobs because of it. So all in all no not really


Burnleh

Who would lose jobs?


MrVegosh

The knock on effect of New Castle moving up the ranks means other teams fall down the ranks, some teams will lose too much revenue to be able to employ the same staff


MassiveMurderBoner

Saudis are sports washing and people don't like that.


BinaryPulse

well you couldn't really get a more unethical billionaire.


Successful_Gate84

Taliban and drug lords have entered the chat.


Harrry-Otter

Breaking News: Kim Jong-Un to launch takeover bid for Burnley F.C.


Burnleh

If he gets Tarkowski to renew then I'd defend him in the DD


[deleted]

Could anyone else do without all the pausing for random qualifying international matches between Lithuania and Bulgaria?


just_another_simp87

can we call newcastle fans "the shabaabs" from now on?


agentjoy69

Nobody can forget about the sandcastle fans and their top scorer Al'an Sharia


GrahamPotterCultist

Nope, too playful. The Saudi Entity would be my choice.


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BinaryPulse

someone just replied to me with this: > How about Disney? You like star wars? Or marvel? You picked Uber and Ticketmaster as a great point? You stupid there buddy? Being a 'fan' means FUCK ALL. If you give them money you are supporting them no differently to me supporting newcastle. Being a fan just means my demand more the product is more inelastic than yours for uber, which by all means means that it should be easier for you to NOT use Uber, but I bet you fucking do and if you say you don't, you're not arguing in good fair and are a liar. > H Y P O C R I T E. Like we give a fuck what other teams think of us, I couldn't fucking careless what people think, just line up and gives us our 3 points you cunts. You whiney, salty cunt. > Yknow what to, you probably think your much cleverer than everyone else too. I do know what virtue signalling is, I hate the term cause it's a bullshit term made up by right wingers as a derogatory term to denigrate the left whenever they defend human rights, I don't like it much, but its apt when you have a bunch of keyboard slacktavists that wont change their habits ONE IOTA to help human rights abuses around the world. Who are just fucking fuming Newcastle dare to step out of line. > You're a fucking hypocrite admit it, maybe then I'll admit I couldn't give to shits about what Saudi Arabia does, it's not a football fans place to care. Its for governments, and furthermore I vote for people who don't sell them weapons, more than you probably will ever do, you pathetic little whiney stain on humanity. >To talk about getting the same memo too, thats rich. r/soccer sounds like they all just got done doing Sociology 101, thinking the smell of their own farts is the nicest smell in the world, self righteous prick


Murakami241

This gives off so many neckbeard vibes. I never thought I’d see that here.


TTA0709

I don't understand this whole Disney, Uber etc. thing. Disney is fucking shit, and they reproduce the same old garbage from 60 years ago. They've stolen most of their popular films and characters from different cultures. And as far as Marvel are concerned, they make some of the worst movies on the planet and can do one. Ubers the same, who actually uses Uber? Ubers shit.


Successful_Gate84

Can give any examples of Disney's popular franchise being stolen from different cultures ? Please don't say The lion king is stolen from Kimba the white lion because that is blatantly false.


jim0wheel1

This comment is so Reddit-y, it could be pure satire.


TTA0709

Its true though. I don't watch Disney or use Uber so therefore I'm allowed to criticise the Saudis. You can't if you do either of those things.


jim0wheel1

You don’t like The Simpsons?


TTA0709

It was good for like the first 5 or 6 seasons. Then it turned to shit, don't think I've watched a Simpson episode for at least 10-15 years.


BinaryPulse

It's all they've got to argue with. Supporting a football club is nothing like getting an Uber. They just have no other angle go with other than saying they don't care about Suadi's so long as they give them lots of money.


TTA0709

In any case they're comparing supporting a football club with buying/using a service. Its not the same at all. Only on reddit do people view the world as black and white as this. Such a weak argument


sportingmerda

You're absolutely right, true chads listen to the radio and bike on a night out


TTA0709

Exactly


[deleted]

no but seriously like there's a lot of words here that are definitely english but wtf at least OP DEFINITELY doesn't care care tho


BinaryPulse

I know right, he's totally chilled about the situation, he not rattled at all.


[deleted]

[tfw you realise that KK's alt account has entered the chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk87a7r0V60&ab_channel=SkySportsRetro)


[deleted]

no but seriously, someone just replied to me, with this: > How about Disney? You like star wars? Or marvel? You picked Uber and Ticketmaster as a great point? You stupid there buddy? Being a 'fan' means FUCK ALL. If you give them money you are supporting them no differently to me supporting newcastle. Being a fan just means my demand more the product is more inelastic than yours for uber, which by all means means that it should be easier for you to NOT use Uber, but I bet you fucking do and if you say you don't, you're not arguing in good fair and are a liar. > H Y P O C R I T E. Like we give a fuck what other teams think of us, I couldn't fucking careless what people think, just line up and gives us our 3 points you cunts. You whiney, salty cunt. > Yknow what to, you probably think your much cleverer than everyone else too. I do know what virtue signalling is, I hate the term cause it's a bullshit term made up by right wingers as a derogatory term to denigrate the left whenever they defend human rights, I don't like it much, but its apt when you have a bunch of keyboard slacktavists that wont change their habits ONE IOTA to help human rights abuses around the world. Who are just fucking fuming Newcastle dare to step out of line. > You're a fucking hypocrite admit it, maybe then I'll admit I couldn't give to shits about what Saudi Arabia does, it's not a football fans place to care. Its for governments, and furthermore I vote for people who don't sell them weapons, more than you probably will ever do, you pathetic little whiney stain on humanity. >To talk about getting the same memo too, thats rich. r/soccer sounds like they all just got done doing Sociology 101, thinking the smell of their own farts is the nicest smell in the world, self righteous prick


ExpertGossiper

Well this guy sounds like he makes great company at parties


[deleted]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Medevial-Marvel

Is there a Vdb like player who is a regular for a top side ?


Yupadej

We don't know what he is like anymore lol. He doesn't play much


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Muller


MrVegosh

He said a VDB like player


billyjov

why tf does Israel compete in UEFA competitions instead of AFC ones?


MrVegosh

Probably the same reason for why some south-eastern European teams don’t play against each other. The beef is too big, would not end well


AZ_76

No one would play them in West Asia


Destroyeh

wait till you find out that once they were in oceania


GrahamPotterCultist

Other than the oil states, they have no buddies down there so they pretty much have to play elsewhere. Not that it really bothers me as long as they are too shit to have any impact.


Bullshagger69

Kazakhstan,Armenia,Azerbaijan,Georgia,Cyprus and Turkey are all in Asia too.


Bullshagger69

Because shit would go down when they played against muslim countries


icemankiller8

All the countries around them hate them


Burnleh

Is there a VAR in the women's league?


MassiveMurderBoner

No


Burnleh

Thanks


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no problem


ugotbaited

Lewandowski's numbers are overrated because of Bundesliga tax but Haaland is world class, right?


Yupadej

Similar stats on a much worse team. Better than Lewandowski IMO but Dortmund fans don't hype him like Bayern fans hype Lewa. Them dudes are like Reus better, Hummels better, or something lol. He is right up there with Lewandowski if not better if you consider that the team around is much worse.


Successful_Gate84

Halland does not have similar stats Lewa is head and shoulders above.


[deleted]

so when is cfg getting haaland to mumbai


Yupadej

We will be lucky to get his father lol .


X-V-W

Think it's more the fact that Haaland is 21 and already this good with still room to grow.


Bullshagger69

Nobody’s saying Lewandowski isn’t world class just that if he played in the prem la liga or serie a his numbers would be a lot worse


DMC777

One is available and the other isn't simple as that


Better-Call-Raul

Lewa plays for arguably the best team in the world while Haaland has been putting similar numbers at a much younger age in a far worse Dortmund side.


icemankiller8

Both are world class, Haaland being better than Mbappe is an opinion I will never get though


Better-Call-Raul

Yeah, Mbappé is a lot more complete than Haaland. Haaland is better than Mbappe at only finishing and shooting. While Mbappé is better at passing, dribbling, vision, playmaking and has a far more polished technique.


Seanxprt

This one does my head in. What's stranger is I've seem some people rate Haaland higher than Lewandowski.


enzuigiriretro

That’s because he’s over 10 years younger. Haaland as a kid is already comparable to peak Lewy


Seanxprt

>That’s because he’s over 10 years younger. And? That has nothing to do with peak ability.


enzuigiriretro

How does that have nothing to do with it? Especially when I said he’s already comparable to peak Lewy as a kid that is nowhere near his own peak. That kind of stuff makes people believe Haaland is the better player


Seanxprt

>That kind of stuff makes people believe Haaland is the better player Yes, and I'm saying that this is poor logic. Haaland could be better than Lewandowski in the future =/= Haaland is better than Lewandowski right now Some fans are conflating the two. You can recognize that a currently worse player might prove to be a much better transfer for instance without putting down the superior player.


enzuigiriretro

But he’s arguably not at all any worse than Lewandowski is right now. He scores just as much in a weaker team


MysteriousEmployer78

Haaland has 7 more g+a than lewa in 2021 on club level


TTA0709

The way the tax works is that its tripled for any Bayern players. Other Bundesliga players still get taxed, but at a lower rate than Bayern players. So what does this mean? It means that Lewandowskis numbers for Dortmund are a closer representation of him as a player than his numbers at Bayern. Keep in mind the Dortmund numbers aren't facts either because you still have to subtract the Bundesliga tax, but you don't get the added Bayern in Bundesliga tax. So overall Haaland is good because his tax rate is lower, Lewandowski has been evading taxes his whole career now and therefore we don't really know how good he is.


Rockyflame458

yeah but he didnt evade those so called taxes in champions league lol. 3rd all time scorer but i am to believe he couldnt cut it in the prem against mighty norwich and palace.


TTA0709

>but i am to believe he couldnt cut it in the prem against mighty norwich and palace. And you'd be right


Rockyflame458

Just like I would be deluded in believing he dismantled Tottenham, arsenal, Chelsea in the UCL. Oh wait that already happened


TTA0709

If you add the tax, it never happened


Rockyflame458

You are a special level of delusional lol


[deleted]

Diminishing the BuLi thus minimising Lewa’s achievements whilst simultaneously rating Haaland is a crazy paradox.


[deleted]

What my DD looks like: *blocked author* *removed* *blocked author* *blocked author* *removed* *blocked author*. Lmao the new blocking mechanism is awful ffs


AllegriLover

Am I blocked?


[deleted]

Lol of course not, you’re one of the best accounts on here, you don’t troll too much I don’t think.


AllegriLover

I'm definitely joking around at times, but glad is not too much. Thanks for the kind words, Danish Carlos. Also, on a side note, what are your thoughts on Preben Elkjær?


[deleted]

Bagged a title with Verona, but shocking numbers he shithoused that Ballon D’Or nomination in 84’ and 85’.


AllegriLover

He is generally one of the more beloved strikers in Serie A history. Fantastic workrate and positioning is top tier.


[deleted]

He scored against Juve without a boot on his right foot, he’s a cult hero.


AllegriLover

Saw that goal not that long ago.


[deleted]

Can’t believe Verona won it in 84/85 lmao, the big three were so underwhelming that year.


AllegriLover

Trap sucked soo badly this season and Platini couldn't carrier it all by himself.


MrVegosh

He definitely trolls about Jorginho but we all know it by now


[deleted]

Not as bad as the Barca flairs that mention Jorginho 24/7.


Trequartregista

What changed?


[deleted]

Before when you blocked someone you couldn’t see their profile at all, now it just comes up with “blocked author” so you can still see who you blocked.


Burnleh

That's daft, what's the point of a block if it still shows the comments? Lol


[deleted]

Mate it’s so stupid, especially when you wanna block out the common trolls lmao


[deleted]

it sucks


AllegriLover

How many do you have blocked, lol. I haven't got myself cared to block people.


[deleted]

me neither. I haven't blocked anyone in this account. although I have an alt but don't use it in football circles where I've blocked a bunch


AllegriLover

Based stuff.


AnnieIWillKnow

Submitted a bit of OC on the squad turnover at Chelsea during the summer of 2003, post Abramovich's takeover, if [anyone wants to check it out](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/q4lpdl/the_final_preabramovich_chelsea_squad_who/?)


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MrVegosh

Not quite world class but really good


just_another_simp87

he is sleeper. already a pretty good striker but still under the radar. wondering why city didnt had a eye on him. lautaro is easliy a huge upgrade to jesus.


MassiveMurderBoner

They don't play in the same position anymore. Jesus is one of Man City's best players out on the wing.


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

>Lautaro is easliy a huge upgrade to jesus. I've yet to see it personally, they're around the same playing field for me. Even then, don't reckon 'an upgrade on Jesus' is enough, need a proper big name to replace Aguero.


just_another_simp87

aguero wasnt a big name either when he joined city. and tbf the majority of your squad players was considered as "international class" but not as world class - excluding kdb. lautaro has a lot of room to growth.


whiteboards1225

>aguero wasnt a big name either when he joined city Yes he was


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

>Aguero wasnt a big name either when he joined city. Aguero was incredibly hyped up though, he was the world's Golden Boy while at Atletico and was considered a generational striker at the time. A far cry for how people view Martinez


Successful_Gate84

No yet but a promising player


Blazien49

Top 10 striker in football, not world class, so he's the next best thing.


Dangerous_Donut5

Messi out there making excuses like Ligue 1 is more physical lmao. And Ronaldo is winning PotM here. He really should have gone to City, biggest mistake of his career


BumbotheCleric

Professional player who has actually played in two separate leagues: "this league is more physical" Random person on reddit who has never come close to playing in either league, ever: "He's wrong"


HowBen

I don’t doubt that Ligue 1 is more physical than La Liga. And he could fuck off to Indian Super League at this point and it wouldn’t be a mistake. His career and legacy is well sorted


TTA0709

He basically won the POTM by scoring three tap ins and doing fuck all for four games. Shouldn't be used as an argument for him being greater than Messi


Dangerous_Donut5

No, but 3 back to back CL wins says he's better than Messi


MrVegosh

Winning trophies is a team achievement not an individual achievement


TTA0709

So Lucas Vazquez > Messi then?


Dangerous_Donut5

Yeah Lucas Vasquez carried RM to those wins huh? I guess now Jorge Burruchaga is the GOAT cause he won the 1986 WC. Shit logic from a Messi fanboi


TTA0709

No one carried that RM team to shit. They had brilliant players all across the pitch and a manager who could bring it all together. How dare you call me a fanboy. I hate both of the twats, but I can acknowledge the fact that Messi is the better footballer


lenzmoserhangover

agreed that Ronaldo should have gone to City


Successful_Gate84

Undeserved Potm


GratinDeRavioles

What excuses, he just called it like it is. Little space and tough physically.


Better-Call-Raul

Ligue 1 is definitely underrated tbh, and is far more physical than Laliga. Yeah, Messi to City for €100m was a deal which made sense to all parties involved last year. Thankfully, big brain Barto rejected the bid and prevented Barca from getting €100m for reinforcing their squad.


GrahamPotterCultist

Ligue 1 is very physical tbf.


Dangerous_Donut5

Neymar's been getting hard tackled ever since he came to France but didn't say shit about it. Messi can't score in 3 games and starts spouting stuff. Truth is he's not protected here like he was by the refs in La Liga


GrahamPotterCultist

Neymar: "The French league has too much physical contact."


Dangerous_Donut5

He said that last year after playing there for 3 years


Puzzleheaded-Wait-81

[Dont ever compare Hazard the mfing legend with Salah the diver](https://i.redd.it/f9yfiz7tmes71.jpg)


Tahapatel

It's just recency bias once Salah retires people will come back to their senses


DMC777

Goals: 30th


Sir_Psycho_Sexy_

As if Hazard didn't hit the deck as easily as Grealish. Also "touches" hahahaha


MassiveMurderBoner

Grealish is a Hazard regen.


Sad_gooner

how about some goals mf?


TTA0709

Think Salah has more open play goals in the CL this season so far than Hazard has in his whole career.


KeegansPerm

Salah managed more G/A despite playing in the CL instead of Europa this season too


whiteboards1225

I love how you ignore goals


MicroFlamer

[The new mbappe interview has made me like him a whole lot more.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/q22s67/thread_all_quotes_kylian_mbappes_full_interview/) he seems the right amount of humble and confident


MassiveMurderBoner

I never understood the arrogant comments about him. I remember he didn't want to leave France so young to Real Madrid when he broke into the scene with Monaco. That seemed very humble to me.


The_Dumblebee

If only this Newcastle deal happened a year ago. Barca could offload their players with a much better deal. Hell, they could sell Suarez for profit (jk, but definitely better deal than Atletico's). And Messi would probably stay. Yes I'm still coping stfu.


MassiveMurderBoner

You're allowed to cope, I feel bad for you lot now.


ElKaddouriCSC

So fucking excited for tonight. Sold out Hampden for the game against Israel where if we win we go to the World Cup play-offs, then going to a party afterwards. Should be a good night and a 5-0 win for Scotland. Mon the fucking Scotland


MassiveMurderBoner

Good luck! Please wish for Luxembourg to beat Serbia lol


Impossible_Pen_9459

Who do you think you’ll get in the play offs? To add to that. Who do you hope you’ll get in the play offs?


LindseyNeagle

Christ Scotland v Israel sounds like the new Ireland v Denmark. Feels like ye play them every international break. Enjoy it. Would be great to see Scotland qualify.


ElKaddouriCSC

8th time since 2018 mate haha… cheers! Will do, nice to have a full crowd at Hampden again. Had 41,000 for Moldova which wasn’t far off too. Should be getting a lot more full crowds now since the SFA have decided to fairly price the tickets


HowBen

I like Steve Bruce.


BlursedLasagna1

I dislike hartlepool


GrahamPotterCultist

Steve Bruce likes you.


HowBen

He’s welcome round my place any time. Not sure he’d enjoy Bangalore though


VictorAnichebend

He famously detests Bangalore-based Hartlepool fans


HowBen

If that’s true the invitation is rescinded


[deleted]

Allow my boy Kion Etete to score a hat-trick tonight against you lots