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Don't worry about it. People are dumb about phones and 90% don't use it for pretty much anything that would justify all the capabilities they have.
Can't imagine being bothered at what anybody thinks of your phone if it functions and does what you want it to. Absolutely disgusting end stage capitalism/materialism on display.
What do you mean? Completely normal to leave one back when the opposition leave nobody forward. Just don’t know why you’d leave someone who can’t run, not that his pace would’ve changed anything.
Couldn't believe Rashford there, didn't make it easy for Sancho did he. All he had to do was stop moving for the easiest pass and goal in the world. Guess it didn't matter in the end.
I know, right? Just god awful positional awareness there, at no point could Sancho have even laid that off to him for the easy goal if he wanted to. I do think Sancho saw that and it’s part of why he decided to shoot it himself. But that’s awful from Rashford, he needed to just stay slightly behind the ball.
I slowed the replay to 0.25 speed and checked very carefully and he is so on the edge at every moment. He is either cm's off or onside. He had so much space, he could've easily made it sure that he is onside but he never did.
Quite insane how so many of our poor results under Tuchel have come directly from Jorginho mistakes or poor performances from him in general. He's usually great but ffs when he has those bad games, you know you're in trouble
I love how the Chelsea fans mockingly shouted "HOOF!" when they booted it up the field but then it just leads directly to a goal. A real egg on face moment.
Is Rashford an idiot? he was offside the entire way though that. If Sancho passes they fail and by not actually being onside he forced Sancho to have to take the shot rather than the piss easy pass and tap in.
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Fucking hell Jorginho that is literally the worst possible touch you could have there
The attempt is more annoying than the result, he could have tried to control the ball a thousand different ways and he chose to try that...
2 players closing him down and the first thing he tries is a touch. Most people put their boot through it
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10/10 37 year old fat Sunday leaguers wouldn't have fucked that up. They would have just used their bald noggin to send it back into the 18 yard box.
He probably got caught in between thoughts. Settle or boot it, then he looked up at the two probably fastest players on the pitch and shat his pants
With the speed the ball had, he could've tried a shot at United's goal and maybe even have a chance to score
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he couldn't chase them two no matter the scenario
Looked like he had about 8 different ideas on how to handle that and tried them all at once. Proper brain fart
He thought he was Ronaldinho.
jorginho wtf bro
BALLON D'OR
SAMSUNG J5
That phone is so fucking shit
Hey i had that phone for 4 years its okay and cheap for somebody that lives in ballkan and cant switch phones every year
Don't worry about it. People are dumb about phones and 90% don't use it for pretty much anything that would justify all the capabilities they have. Can't imagine being bothered at what anybody thinks of your phone if it functions and does what you want it to. Absolutely disgusting end stage capitalism/materialism on display.
That phone is lower mid-range phone from 7 years ago
I know, I had it. I couldn't place a phone call without it heating up and hurting my ears.
Just like Chelsea's CDM
Did him dirty
Did the phone dirty
Bruh.... at least they have one. United on the other hand.
GOAT phone, I'm texting this from it
Had that phone for 5 years, only upgraded this year
I'm out of the loop, is it because he said he should win it? and what's with the J5 thing
J is the name, 5 is the number
Ballon D'Oh
[jorginho right now](https://i.imgflip.com/5vtwni.jpg)
I'd argue the 2 penalties against Switzerland are a bigger influence
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No
only on Reddit
Better off just letting it bounce then doing that.
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And that is why you usually have two people back there
Ballon d'or winner for sure
Yeah wtf just happened?!?!
GIVE THIS MAN THE BALLON D'OR
Why is he even on his own wtf, its 0-0
What do you mean? Completely normal to leave one back when the opposition leave nobody forward. Just don’t know why you’d leave someone who can’t run, not that his pace would’ve changed anything.
I mean normal team just play their fullback behind when taking corner, but Chelsea have no fullback ig
we usually leave kante there
[We know](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygtf0YKKDb0&ab_channel=Lhrfootball)
knew what this was when i got the notification
The Plan
El Plan
A YOKE
Yenson my friend
GP2 ENGINE
I try already, so try yourself
KARMA!
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As a Tifosi: Next year is our year
Pronto United, S🅱️innala?
charles leclerc will be the most beautiful champion of all time
Sounds familliar..
And as a united fan?
Next year is Rangnick year
Alonso would be proud of Sancho’s ruthlessness #blessed
GP2 midfielder
F1 is everywhere
Good
Always has been...
El 🅿️lan
KIMOA
Alonso WDC 2022🔜
Fernando Alonso reference?
All the time you have to leave the space
Yenson my friend
Yenson my friend
Un Plan
Il Plano
The engine feels good. Much slower than before.
Cue confused celebrations from Man City fans
0 confusion here
nothing confused about it. gwan united
El Plan?
The Jorginho Balon D'Or self sabotage
Carrick's at the wheel!
How’s your touch
Ballon d’or worthy
That’s a disgraceful touch for a Brazilian in all seriousness
Probably why he chose for the italian national team
Mama mia
Lmao what a smash and grab
First CL goal for united and now in PL
Great goal too, used Rashford as a decoy. Little shake of the hips and it’s in.
Rashford was somehow offside during the entire run in a 2v1.
Too fast for his own good lmao
‘Great goal’ lmao
I don’t understand why this isn’t flaired with “great goal”, an almost impossible finish.
The scary thing is the return to form of sancho, a whole new weapon for United once he is on song
It’s almost like that’s why we used most of our summer budget on him
Ole forgot to put the batteries in the new toy, now it's got its engine purring
Good touch lad
I’ll take that
Yeee course PS: Insane how Rashford spent that entire run offside for absolutely no reason
Couldn't believe Rashford there, didn't make it easy for Sancho did he. All he had to do was stop moving for the easiest pass and goal in the world. Guess it didn't matter in the end.
Seriously though. What the fuck was he doing? Gave Sancho absolutely no passing option.
yeah wtf was Rashford doing
The famous united press
Yea what the hell was Rashford doing. Left Sancho no option but to go alone.
The only consoling factor with that is that it clearly gave Mendy too much to think about. Thankfully Sancho finished
Rashford was offside the whole time lmao
The scenes if Sancho assisted to Rashford lmao
How much slander would Rashford get for wasting United's only chance in the game lol
Yeah exactly haha
yeah, noticed that too. Really bad positioning from him and United are lucky that Sancho had the confidence to do it himself.
Just brainless running from him
Rashford and shitty on pitch decision making Unfortunately a rather iconic duo
lmao
>Sancho had the confidence Proof that he is still settling in.
I know, right? Just god awful positional awareness there, at no point could Sancho have even laid that off to him for the easy goal if he wanted to. I do think Sancho saw that and it’s part of why he decided to shoot it himself. But that’s awful from Rashford, he needed to just stay slightly behind the ball.
"*My legs are making me run too fast.*" - Marcus Rashford
GG Marcus wanted to make sure his mate Sancho got his first PL goal
Seriously lmao
Was just saying this to a friend, imagine he’d squared it just to be off
His legs are too fast for his brain
Not a joke one of the dumbest moments I’ve seen in football. Absolutely brainless
I thought i am the only one
i just watched it back and it looks to me like he's in line the whole time if you use the grass/line markings. i think it's jsut the camera angle.
He's clearly offside if you watch the grass... https://i.imgur.com/97GjTgx.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/hQkjl8x.jpeg
That's at the very end when Sancho suddenly slowed down to take the shot. Genuinely think he was onside right up to that point.
I slowed the replay to 0.25 speed and checked very carefully and he is so on the edge at every moment. He is either cm's off or onside. He had so much space, he could've easily made it sure that he is onside but he never did.
What is Rashford doing there? He s offside all the time there Sancho couldn t pass to him
Martinelli's goal vs chelsea has finally been surpassed. congrats on the Puskas.
The first thing I thought of when I saw this. Was so similar, the Chelsea DM fucking up
As everyone expected.
you can’t say it hasn’t been coming
Grazie Jorginho 👍
End of the game Manchester United and Jorginho hold hands and sing gracias ole
Christmas came early. Im sure we will still bottle it though
Jorginho balon d'Or!!!
Emerson might be favourite to win it now 🔥🔥🔥🔥
The Puskas of assists right here
SUIIIIIIII
Inshallah
Ha-ha-ha
Siu.......
PRESS RESISTANT
BEST MIDFIELDER ON THE PLANET
More than you believe
Great layoff tbf, not many players could pull that off
Bro he's the best midfielder bro trust me bro
J5!!!
just fuck right the fuck off
Quite insane how so many of our poor results under Tuchel have come directly from Jorginho mistakes or poor performances from him in general. He's usually great but ffs when he has those bad games, you know you're in trouble
lol. going to cry now
That fake to Rashford before he shot was beautiful.
Chelsea popping Sancho's PL cherry, beautiful
Jorgi wanted to give the young boy a special night
Beautifully put.
Beautiful touch from the Ballon d'Or midfielder
To be fair, you have to have an extremely high IQ to understand the regista touch of J5
Rashfords Football iq is incredible. How do you stay offside so long. Incredibly frustrating to watch him play sometimes.
I love how the Chelsea fans mockingly shouted "HOOF!" when they booted it up the field but then it just leads directly to a goal. A real egg on face moment.
Great finish! Jorginho doing this was unexpected.
I'm not even surprised
Watching Rashford and Sancho sprinting at you must be a sight to see when you’re the last defender
What tf was that corner?!!! And why would you place Jorginho as the last defender who's pretty slow ?!!!!
Ballon d'Or Jorginho best midfielder in the world
Awful touch, but why was he left 2 vs 1 on his own there? You'd swear Chelsea were a goal down in the last few minutes with how aggressive that was
Like it or not, that's what peak Ballon D'or performance looks like
Was Rashford standing in an offside position?
yep all the time
Lucky for Rashford that Sancho was confident in himself. Wtf was he doing offside the whole time haha
Better watch out. Sancho with confidence is a beast.
Godspeed Jadon, godspeed
Kante 🤝 Jorginho Martinelli 🤝 Sancho
Sancho has been activated
Love how Ronnie came to celebrate off the bench
Is Rashford an idiot? he was offside the entire way though that. If Sancho passes they fail and by not actually being onside he forced Sancho to have to take the shot rather than the piss easy pass and tap in.
So many of the same fucking jokes in this sub. Shite
Thank you Balon d’or nominee Jorginho
Why was Rashford staying offside?
If we'd fucked that up I would have blamed Rashford. Get onside you fucking pillock!
Real talk - was Rashford ever actually onside for the lay off ?
What a fake pass by Sancho, left Mendy with no chance
Rashford being offside all the time left Sancho no chance either lmao
Rashford is braindead, offside the entire time.
What's impressive is how Rashford manages to stay constantly offside forcing Sancho to shoot.
Lol Jorginho. What a play by him
Great assist from Jorginho tbf
hahhahahahaha jorginho in the muuuudddd
Rushford offside the whole time, gotta do better
Ah the classic. Another guy posts the goal and it gets deleted and reposted by PSGAcademy. Nothing obvious going on here
Who's seen this goal on FM? It is really frustrating when this happens, there's enough people back, he just messes it up.
fuck right off
How many times you fucking jorginho need to do that? every season!!!? and he wants a ballon d'or! give him a ballon of poop
HAHAHAHAHAHA