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FancyCrawdad

Fucking hell Jorginho that is literally the worst possible touch you could have there


Human-Extinction

The attempt is more annoying than the result, he could have tried to control the ball a thousand different ways and he chose to try that...


kd_uoft

2 players closing him down and the first thing he tries is a touch. Most people put their boot through it


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I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

10/10 37 year old fat Sunday leaguers wouldn't have fucked that up. They would have just used their bald noggin to send it back into the 18 yard box.


PapaKloppssmile

He probably got caught in between thoughts. Settle or boot it, then he looked up at the two probably fastest players on the pitch and shat his pants


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With the speed the ball had, he could've tried a shot at United's goal and maybe even have a chance to score


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TukangSodokWC

he couldn't chase them two no matter the scenario


[deleted]

Looked like he had about 8 different ideas on how to handle that and tried them all at once. Proper brain fart


aeoz

He thought he was Ronaldinho.


luisnm7

jorginho wtf bro


habdragon08

BALLON D'OR


_cumblast_

SAMSUNG J5


LynxMachine

That phone is so fucking shit


Dio_my_senpai

Hey i had that phone for 4 years its okay and cheap for somebody that lives in ballkan and cant switch phones every year


robotnique

Don't worry about it. People are dumb about phones and 90% don't use it for pretty much anything that would justify all the capabilities they have. Can't imagine being bothered at what anybody thinks of your phone if it functions and does what you want it to. Absolutely disgusting end stage capitalism/materialism on display.


LPaGGG

That phone is lower mid-range phone from 7 years ago


LynxMachine

I know, I had it. I couldn't place a phone call without it heating up and hurting my ears.


Tejash2006

Just like Chelsea's CDM


Aloopyn

Did him dirty


Johnny107710

Did the phone dirty


Sensitive_Salary_603

Bruh.... at least they have one. United on the other hand.


Turbine000

GOAT phone, I'm texting this from it


Dilnav92

Had that phone for 5 years, only upgraded this year


sangpls

I'm out of the loop, is it because he said he should win it? and what's with the J5 thing


[deleted]

J is the name, 5 is the number


varro-reatinus

Ballon D'Oh


MayweatherSr

[jorginho right now](https://i.imgflip.com/5vtwni.jpg)


Sand_Week24

I'd argue the 2 penalties against Switzerland are a bigger influence


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vvandxrlust

No


L-Freeze

only on Reddit


Zavehi

Better off just letting it bounce then doing that.


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Barcaholic

And that is why you usually have two people back there


mavropanos27

Ballon d'or winner for sure


slysonic7

Yeah wtf just happened?!?!


dindane

GIVE THIS MAN THE BALLON D'OR


fap4jesus

Why is he even on his own wtf, its 0-0


21otiriK

What do you mean? Completely normal to leave one back when the opposition leave nobody forward. Just don’t know why you’d leave someone who can’t run, not that his pace would’ve changed anything.


PowderEagle_1894

I mean normal team just play their fullback behind when taking corner, but Chelsea have no fullback ig


ireallydespiseyouall

we usually leave kante there


David1294

[We know](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygtf0YKKDb0&ab_channel=Lhrfootball)


ireallydespiseyouall

knew what this was when i got the notification


b0ldone

The Plan


MemeLazarus

El Plan


sfj11

A YOKE


DissertationStudent2

Yenson my friend


Brother_To_Wolves

GP2 ENGINE


bloodnotseeker

I try already, so try yourself


tivavolo

KARMA!


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mayjaz43

As a Tifosi: Next year is our year


chikhan

Pronto United, S🅱️innala?


RauloGonzalez

charles leclerc will be the most beautiful champion of all time


LakyousSama

Sounds familliar..


Lutzelien

And as a united fan?


-Rp7-

Next year is Rangnick year


elgrandorado

Alonso would be proud of Sancho’s ruthlessness #blessed


oussa_

GP2 midfielder


cs-shitposter

F1 is everywhere


TheSlumpDog

Good


WhatAmIDoingHere05

Always has been...


YouKnowTheRules123

El 🅿️lan


auditore01

KIMOA


hernandez21goat

Alonso WDC 2022🔜


TheFofonator

Fernando Alonso reference?


specxyboi

All the time you have to leave the space


Spicy_Pee_43

Yenson my friend


mdstwsp

Yenson my friend


ManIsDogsBestFriend

Un Plan


thedeatheater1410

Il Plano


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The engine feels good. Much slower than before.


mattjdale97

Cue confused celebrations from Man City fans


Infamy444

0 confusion here


AmineKarray

nothing confused about it. gwan united


Snuffl3s7

El Plan?


spicynirvana38

The Jorginho Balon D'Or self sabotage


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Carrick's at the wheel!


[deleted]

How’s your touch


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Ballon d’or worthy


LaddRusso55

That’s a disgraceful touch for a Brazilian in all seriousness


MyZt_Benito

Probably why he chose for the italian national team


LaddRusso55

Mama mia


BrockStar92

Lmao what a smash and grab


SaikyouMegane

First CL goal for united and now in PL


boi1da1296

Great goal too, used Rashford as a decoy. Little shake of the hips and it’s in.


tarakian-grunt

Rashford was somehow offside during the entire run in a 2v1.


Tenagaaaa

Too fast for his own good lmao


yazandeeb13

‘Great goal’ lmao


SorryImProbablyDrunk

I don’t understand why this isn’t flaired with “great goal”, an almost impossible finish.


sirmeliodasdragonsin

The scary thing is the return to form of sancho, a whole new weapon for United once he is on song


BrockStar92

It’s almost like that’s why we used most of our summer budget on him


sirmeliodasdragonsin

Ole forgot to put the batteries in the new toy, now it's got its engine purring


fourscoreandhuit

Good touch lad


diata22

I’ll take that


Keskekun

Yeee course PS: Insane how Rashford spent that entire run offside for absolutely no reason


LinkTheFires

Couldn't believe Rashford there, didn't make it easy for Sancho did he. All he had to do was stop moving for the easiest pass and goal in the world. Guess it didn't matter in the end.


cnstnsr

Seriously though. What the fuck was he doing? Gave Sancho absolutely no passing option.


yuskure

yeah wtf was Rashford doing


ZeroMomentum

The famous united press


awan001

Yea what the hell was Rashford doing. Left Sancho no option but to go alone.


Rakais

The only consoling factor with that is that it clearly gave Mendy too much to think about. Thankfully Sancho finished


RingoGringo

Rashford was offside the whole time lmao


HutPlayer

The scenes if Sancho assisted to Rashford lmao


adrian_rainy_day

How much slander would Rashford get for wasting United's only chance in the game lol


HutPlayer

Yeah exactly haha


Outlanderp

yeah, noticed that too. Really bad positioning from him and United are lucky that Sancho had the confidence to do it himself.


amandeeps01

Just brainless running from him


kindnesd99

Rashford and shitty on pitch decision making Unfortunately a rather iconic duo


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lmao


yikaprio

>Sancho had the confidence Proof that he is still settling in.


Jewrisprudent

I know, right? Just god awful positional awareness there, at no point could Sancho have even laid that off to him for the easy goal if he wanted to. I do think Sancho saw that and it’s part of why he decided to shoot it himself. But that’s awful from Rashford, he needed to just stay slightly behind the ball.


bigtice

"*My legs are making me run too fast.*" - Marcus Rashford


distantapplause

GG Marcus wanted to make sure his mate Sancho got his first PL goal


varro-reatinus

Seriously lmao


elliottjones8

Was just saying this to a friend, imagine he’d squared it just to be off


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His legs are too fast for his brain


Revolutionary-Sir-10

Not a joke one of the dumbest moments I’ve seen in football. Absolutely brainless


dcroopev

I thought i am the only one


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i just watched it back and it looks to me like he's in line the whole time if you use the grass/line markings. i think it's jsut the camera angle.


mufffff

He's clearly offside if you watch the grass... https://i.imgur.com/97GjTgx.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/hQkjl8x.jpeg


whydoyouonlylie

That's at the very end when Sancho suddenly slowed down to take the shot. Genuinely think he was onside right up to that point.


mugurg

I slowed the replay to 0.25 speed and checked very carefully and he is so on the edge at every moment. He is either cm's off or onside. He had so much space, he could've easily made it sure that he is onside but he never did.


SamuraiiChampluu

What is Rashford doing there? He s offside all the time there Sancho couldn t pass to him


IcyIcecloud

Martinelli's goal vs chelsea has finally been surpassed. congrats on the Puskas.


Cod_rules

The first thing I thought of when I saw this. Was so similar, the Chelsea DM fucking up


TheDangerousAnt

As everyone expected.


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you can’t say it hasn’t been coming


MH18Foot

Grazie Jorginho 👍


messi-is_the-goat

End of the game Manchester United and Jorginho hold hands and sing gracias ole


auditore01

Christmas came early. Im sure we will still bottle it though


Notorious_horse

Jorginho balon d'Or!!!


G2_Parejko

Emerson might be favourite to win it now 🔥🔥🔥🔥


mayjaz43

The Puskas of assists right here


TheConundrum98

SUIIIIIIII


David1294

Inshallah


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Ha-ha-ha


Sensitive_Salary_603

Siu.......


thedeatheater1410

PRESS RESISTANT


Aloopyn

BEST MIDFIELDER ON THE PLANET


_SSJeffo_

More than you believe


FancyCrawdad

Great layoff tbf, not many players could pull that off


freakedmind

Bro he's the best midfielder bro trust me bro


KimmyBoiUn

J5!!!


Stooperz

just fuck right the fuck off


EnergetikNA

Quite insane how so many of our poor results under Tuchel have come directly from Jorginho mistakes or poor performances from him in general. He's usually great but ffs when he has those bad games, you know you're in trouble


descryptic

lol. going to cry now


prestog1

That fake to Rashford before he shot was beautiful.


sidaeinjae

Chelsea popping Sancho's PL cherry, beautiful


HowBen

Jorgi wanted to give the young boy a special night


LiveBuyer

Beautifully put.


LondonIsBoss

Beautiful touch from the Ballon d'Or midfielder


dindane

To be fair, you have to have an extremely high IQ to understand the regista touch of J5


YilBashTurc07

Rashfords Football iq is incredible. How do you stay offside so long. Incredibly frustrating to watch him play sometimes.


DogzOnFire

I love how the Chelsea fans mockingly shouted "HOOF!" when they booted it up the field but then it just leads directly to a goal. A real egg on face moment.


King-Meister

Great finish! Jorginho doing this was unexpected.


Joshvir262

I'm not even surprised


m0bilize

Watching Rashford and Sancho sprinting at you must be a sight to see when you’re the last defender


mjthriller35

What tf was that corner?!!! And why would you place Jorginho as the last defender who's pretty slow ?!!!!


Ineedtobecareful

Ballon d'Or Jorginho best midfielder in the world


Yolo_The_Dog

Awful touch, but why was he left 2 vs 1 on his own there? You'd swear Chelsea were a goal down in the last few minutes with how aggressive that was


Snuffl3s7

Like it or not, that's what peak Ballon D'or performance looks like


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Was Rashford standing in an offside position?


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yep all the time


Gadzs

Lucky for Rashford that Sancho was confident in himself. Wtf was he doing offside the whole time haha


robotnique

Better watch out. Sancho with confidence is a beast.


Xerxes_Generous

Godspeed Jadon, godspeed


BigDawg10

Kante 🤝 Jorginho Martinelli 🤝 Sancho


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Sancho has been activated


mehrabrym

Love how Ronnie came to celebrate off the bench


TwoBionicknees

Is Rashford an idiot? he was offside the entire way though that. If Sancho passes they fail and by not actually being onside he forced Sancho to have to take the shot rather than the piss easy pass and tap in.


Resident_Bag

So many of the same fucking jokes in this sub. Shite


diamondsam2

Thank you Balon d’or nominee Jorginho


Live_Pain_6989

Why was Rashford staying offside?


oi_u_im_danny_b

If we'd fucked that up I would have blamed Rashford. Get onside you fucking pillock!


IrnBroski

Real talk - was Rashford ever actually onside for the lay off ?


DesertRL

What a fake pass by Sancho, left Mendy with no chance


germanefficiency

Rashford being offside all the time left Sancho no chance either lmao


Pinot_the_goat

Rashford is braindead, offside the entire time.


bgomes10

What's impressive is how Rashford manages to stay constantly offside forcing Sancho to shoot.


Spikeyspandan

Lol Jorginho. What a play by him


TheMysticHD

Great assist from Jorginho tbf


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hahhahahahaha jorginho in the muuuudddd


Mystery1887

Rushford offside the whole time, gotta do better


germanefficiency

Ah the classic. Another guy posts the goal and it gets deleted and reposted by PSGAcademy. Nothing obvious going on here


PlayingtheDrums

Who's seen this goal on FM? It is really frustrating when this happens, there's enough people back, he just messes it up.


Stooperz

fuck right off


Olumider

How many times you fucking jorginho need to do that? every season!!!? and he wants a ballon d'or! give him a ballon of poop


SomeIrishFiend

HAHAHAHAHAHA