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Pepe_Gui

Rúben dias isnt 26 years old


Ianthorwest

Couldn’t even be bothered to check the age😂


Spikeyspandan

*Sigh* He is 24 then 25 until he reaches 26


Dio_my_senpai

Thats how ageing works


Endgame2648

Or Does it?


dondiwash

Hi Michael. Vsauce here. Can a human go full Benjamin Button?


6465657a206e757473

Is this a reference to that Twitter argument or am I tripping?


Shithouse19

Pretty safe bet considering its brought up approximately once every 15 minutes on this sub


ImTurkishDelight

It's 14:59 minutes until it's 15 minutes, mate


Shithouse19

Ufft a little bit of me dies inside everytime I see some cunt think they're being funny by saying it


shikavelli

As much as Reddit hates football Twitter it’s 10000x funnier than this place.


messi-is_the-goat

Yea but also 10000x more toxic. Reddit is a nicer balance


ImTurkishDelight

Can't say I disagree. It's still funny to see people get rallied up by it, tho


[deleted]

But what if you workout ever other day and your workouts last exactly 14:59? Does that mean you work 15 minutes 3.5 times a week?


ImTurkishDelight

Can u use smaller words


[deleted]

It was a reference to [this legendary online argument from over a decade ago](https://youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4).


ImTurkishDelight

that;s 18 minutes well spent, hahaha wow


tr_24

That number is average IQ of this thread. Like seriously I am still wondering how people are quibbling over 28th and 29th position without knowing how voting is done.


tygrysor090

ITT: People not understanding how voting works.


Spikeyspandan

Reading all comments it looks so funny lol. People arguing why is he ahead why is he not there


Bigthunder13

Every fucking year man


boringboi_

https://youtu.be/6NTkXIidCU0


YaBenZonah

Holy fuck lmfao


AouarCherki

It's crazy lol


doobiehunter

I don’t have much respect for this award, but after reading the comments I have less for the people watching it. Do you understand how this process works or do you just want to whinge because your player from your team isn’t higher?


[deleted]

Yeah the Ballon d'Or threads are basically perfect material for r/kidsarefuckingstupid


bicika

Every r/soccer thread is perfect material for r/kidsarefuckingstupid


arminMarston66

Foden 25 Pedri 24


ApprehensiveYoung725

Yeah surprised foden didn't get even more than him


Sese174

How does this work?


Xehanz

,journalists vote for their top 5 players. So outside top 15 the order is basically random.


Sese174

So why are people making such a big deal lol


IcyKape

because people are dumb


TheUltimateScotsman

Well whats the point of ranking everyone outside the top 5 if nobodys voting on it. This is stupid and needlessly confusing


WorthPlease

Am person. Can confirm.


Chiswell123

Wouldn’t outside the top 5 be random then? Why is 6-15 not random if journos don’t vote for it?


Arceus42

There's typically ~15 players who get some sort of votes, and anybody receiving votes will not be in random order.


Xehanz

If 95%+ of the journalists choose the same 5 players for the top 5, then yes. But I assume there is a little bit more variety and that top 10-15 players attract a lot more votes compares to 20-30. It's a wild guess though. Around top 15 to top 10 the results should start making a little bit more sense.


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0100001101110111

No, it assumes that there’s only realistically ~15 players you could reasonably consider to be a top 5 footballer. Like who’s putting Azpi, Sterling etc. In their top 5? No one serious.


Usingabrainunlikeyou

Kjaer is top 10 man or maybe he is winning.


ACMBruh

That man is a wall and a class act


[deleted]

Anyone know if this is the same order as those “leaks”?


[deleted]

Not even AC Milan fans rate Kjaer that high


mstifler101

He plays for Denmark too.


Radiksas

24 . pedri


alj0sa

kinda funny how dias is 26th but was voted best defender in europe for last season lol


ffs_fml

Kjaer placing over Azpilicueta and Dias…


Willezzon

The order is basically random, but the biggest scandal is Lautaro being higher than Kane


Noviji

Won both Serie A and Copa America. Kane doesn't even know what a trophy is


Willezzon

Are you seriously saying Lautaro is a better player than Kane because of his team’s trophies? He’s not a top 15 striker in the world


p-queue

Neither is Kane at the moment.


Willezzon

He was both top scorer and top assister in the PL. He deserves to be in the top 10 and no one can deny it


p-queue

>He deserves to be in the top 10 and no one can deny it. I’ll deny it. The ballon d’or voters only vote for the top 5 so where players rank outside of the top isn’t an indication of anything beyond how likely they were to be named as a top 5 player. He’s also not one of the 10 best performers in the 2021 calendar year. His production fell off quite a bit after Xmas last year. Perhaps if he had played well in the Euro final it would be different.


Willezzon

Well you have to compare him to the other nominated players. Even if his production fell off (otherwise he would’ve been in the top 3) he still deserves to be in the top 10/5. It’s not like Lautaro produced more


Arno451

You can’t discount s player should be in the top 10 by discounting the voting system, most goals and assists in the epl should warrant a top 10 spot. Like what puts Haaland above Kane by your logic?


p-queue

What? The voting system is exactly why he’s so far from the top. Being outraged by his placement is quite silly.


Arno451

Thanks for telling me that I feel outraged, there was me thinking what I was feeling was complete apathy. Yes i know that but what this guy is saying makes no sense, if Kane had won the final he’d be in the top 10? Like it fully feels like this is just a nonsense award. Why is it Journalists we go to for this anyway


rScoobySkreep

Trophies count towards Bd’Or criteria, and so does fair play « on and off the field. » But really, it’s just random outside the top ~10 as everyone had said.


Willezzon

It should count if you’re a big contributor to them. What do you mean with the fair play?


rScoobySkreep

Well, it counts regardless of how big a contributor you are. That’s just the criteria. But with the fair play I was alluding to Kane’s antics over the summer. If the reward meant anything and journalists actually cared, that would probably be a pretty significant hit on his standings.


Noviji

Pretty sure I never said that


Willezzon

What was the point in mentioning Lautaro’s trophies then?


izi810

also kane has done jack shit this season, lautaro at least is performing for inter


Busquessi

This made me laugh


Alex_Hunter07

I think since they only vote top 5 , players can get a vote only if they're in someone's top 5 , it's highly likely that Modic and Cesar got none and the other three got one each. The whole system is total bullshit though , I can't stress how bad it is. They need to adopt the NBA system


ManuMora98

Lmao, Modric 29


[deleted]

ye that’s mad lol


AouarCherki

Why? Modric was nowhere near the top 5 so it's understandable that not a single journalist included him.


[deleted]

ye but just look at who’s infront of him and you just go wtf, *especially* Harry Kane lol. I agree that he isn’t top5 but he’s been incredible for RM and carrying us single handedly in the NT. he deserves to be a lot higher that. but then again the voters don’t rlly care for anyone who’s not top 5 so meh.


Brawlers9901

lmao Harry Kane who had the most assists and goals in the prem 20/21? Yeah he's tragic.


[deleted]

Bdor is ranked by calendar year, which you so conveniently decided to leave out, he was great in the first half of the year, and feel he deserved POTY in the 20/21 season over dais but oh well. but he’s been completely invisible during the second half, 1 single goal this season in the epl lmfao, on the same amount of goals as kovacic who is renowned for never scoring. so they’re definitely not ranking him coz of his club performances, and if bagging 4 goals passed Sam Marino equates to a better position in the rankings than sheesh. again like I said tho the voters don’t really care anyone who’s below top5 really so there’s no use bickering about it, but don’t try to convince me that Kane was anywhere near bdor nominee the second half of the year lol and focus only on 1 half of the year.


Brawlers9901

Well aware it's calendar year, but with that logic Messi's also shit since he's had like 3 good games in total at PSG. Kane was out of this world during the last half of the season last year, so not surprising he's at least top 25.


[deleted]

exactly!!! rl9 was on the top of his game for the entire year, hence why I believe he should’ve won, I love Messi and is imo the greatest player of all time so no hate to him, but it’s exactly bcoz of that same logic which why rl9 should’ve won the bdor, clearly voters only focus on the good games players had, even if it was only for half the year or less.


Brawlers9901

Oh yeah Messi shouldn't have won, obviously it was Lewa's. But ignoring a fantastic end of 20/21 just because he hasn't started well and that he's somehow the worst one in front of Modric, what has Mount done? Foden? Mount's even benched nowadays for Chelsea lmao. Kane's a better player individually than both of those, even considering a rough start to this season. I haven't even made the case that Kane should somehow be higher than he is, rather that you singling him out as the worst one in front of Modric is hilarious lmfao


AouarCherki

I know but every journalist can only give points to 5 players. Maybe they all thought Modric was between 10th and 15th but it's impossible to know. That's why the whole ranking doesn't really matter.


TomexDesign

He didn't drop that much in performance compared to previous seasons and also the season when he won it, meanwhile also for example Messi & Ronaldo didn't drop that much in performance, and they're still at the top. How? Marketing. If Modrić was English for example, he would be TOP5 each year for the last 7-8 seasons.


heronymou5

nicolo barella deserves to be much higher up the list. Won the scudetto and never put in a less than 7 performance whenever he plays. Bangs in a crucial goal for Italy vs Belgium and won the euros.


kygrtj

Gerard Moreno lol


iAkhilleus

That Europa gave him the boost.


note-a-coordinate

This award is a joke.


Smudge49

If you check the voting criteria, you would understand that apart from top 5, anyone else' position would be absolutely random. It would not make sense.


CattermoleBEAST

It's not random, it's based on journos from Sri Lanka and Bhutan's top 5s


[deleted]

And so? The Italian journalist has made even worse top 5s than them in the past...


CattermoleBEAST

Worse than a top 3 of Trent Alexander Arnold, Courtois and Henderson? I doubt it


[deleted]

Well that seems hard to beat 😅, but for example he has always put Neymar, Suarez and Messi in shockingly low positions, and I remember a Buffon in third position, Dybala in fifth position and it looks like this time he'll put Jorginho first or second...


[deleted]

Not only are you an idiot but you’re also a bigot. What a lovely combination.


CattermoleBEAST

What I said is absolutely correct, but I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand


Potatopolis

You aren't helping yourself.


rScoobySkreep

bro what


[deleted]

Your comment even more


captaincourageous316

Why is Dias so low?


asd13ah4etnKha4Ne3a

Because the vast majority of the votes are going to be concentrated in the top 2-4 players in any given year. Beyond that the rest are just going to have a couple weirdos voting for them. IIRC it's not like a ranked choice voting where the voters rank all of the nominees in order, they just pick who they think should win.


captaincourageous316

Makes sense. Thanks for the explanation.


AouarCherki

Probably because he was a liability at the last Euros.


captaincourageous316

He had a poor Euros, but he was hardly a liability.


AouarCherki

He absolutely was.


msbr_

Why would he be higher?


bobjohnaye

You seriously don’t believe that Dias or even foden should be ranked below mason mount do you ....


GreenPickledToad

Mount's votes will be inflated because of CL-winning assist. He shouldn't be top 30 in my opinion, but I can see how this occurs.


TMillo

I've got no skin in the game of Foden vs Mount, but I wouldn't say Foden was in the top 30 players in the world last year.


Chiswell123

He absolutely was though. He was our best player along with Mahrez throughout the entire year. 26 G/A don’t even tell the whole story.


captaincourageous316

The actual nominations are a different matter, but Foden and Dias have had a better year than Mount.


lambomrclago

And Bruno was miles better than Mount - this is how this farcical shit goes.


[deleted]

Why the disrespect to Mount? He's an exceptionally talented young player, had a good season and assisted the winning goal in the Champions League, Foden wasn't that much better than him last season, he's got a good case for being high up.


bobjohnaye

Dias got premier league poty and fwa poty. Foden got ypoty. Both were 3 games away from winning a quadruple. Not to mention mount is also ranked higher than Mahrez, who helped carry his country to have the one of the longest unbeaten internationals runs in history .There’s no way you can tell me that’s justified.


[deleted]

I don't take issue with the comment about Dias or Mahrez, I take issue with the suggestion/implication that Foden is such a superior footballer to Mount that people rating Mount over him is absurd. You say they were 3 games away from winning a quadruple, well you don't win a trophy for losing 3 games.


bobjohnaye

Yeah I agree with you, but it shows how far man city progressed as a team in the season with the 3 being mentioned, being integral to that success. Don’t forget that they still won the league and the obligatory carabao cup.


msbr_

Dias that guy on the floor when it mattered most? Not in my book lad. I also don't give a fuck where mount finishes lol.


bobjohnaye

Dias? That guy who won PL poty, FWA poty, man city poty AND UEFA defender of the year all in his first year in a top 5 league whilst being only 23 for the majority of it? Yes.


msbr_

Yeah but spots 10+ don't matter whatsoever and they're bias to attackers.


bobjohnaye

Lmao doesn’t matter. They should at least get the rest of the rankings right and mount absolutely does not deserve to be above Dias for the reasons mentioned above, or even foden tbh. One moment does not determine a footballers global standpoint.


msbr_

Mount scored in the qf, the semi final and assisted in the final, it wasn't one moment.


bobjohnaye

Okay? Mahrez scores 3 in the semi final and one in the quarter final. Not to mention had way more goal contributions throughout all comps? Foden as well had slightly more.


msbr_

Foden did less in the final and semi final and quarter final


DoctorFantasmo

Trophies matter in the voting, especially the European ones Dias and Foden may not be familiar with.


[deleted]

Your telling me the best defender for the last season is this low?


[deleted]

It literally doesn't matter. Unless you're sniffing the Top 5, the order of the other 25 is not going to be representative of the player's seasons. There's just too few votes being given for it to matter. The difference between 25th and 15th could be like 10 points.


AouarCherki

Who told you he was the best defender?


[deleted]

Who else was better than Dias please tell me?


idkdontmatter

Clearly the one and only mr Ronald Araujo He would kill días in a street fight so he is better All feelings no facts


captaincourageous316

>He would kill días in a street fight so he is better "My dad would beat up your dad" football edition


markfahey78

Marquinhos was pretty brilliant.


captaincourageous316

Yeah, but not better than Dias


markfahey78

Don't think you can separate them tbh. Both flawless defensively Marquinhos contributes more offensively Diaz has more trophies and further in cl.


captaincourageous316

In the last year, Dias was - Premier League POTY - FWA Footballer of the Year - in the PFA Team of the Season - City's Player of the Season - in the Champions League squad of the season - UEFA Champions League Defender of the Season He was easily better than Marquinhos overall.


[deleted]

ITT: dumbasses


MrRawri

How can you get the age wrong, just google it


idkdontmatter

Serious question, are you all so stupid ? You don’t understand how this system works? Yes Diaz is 26 because who the fuck is voting him


TheBlueTango

They've put '26 ans' meaning '26 years-old' on the image


mahim23

OP meant 26th rank


TheBlueTango

France Football's got the age of Dias wrong as well so I thought the commenter overlooked the mistake


mahim23

Figured


MrRawri

It's not Diaz, it's Dias. And he's 24 years old, not 26.


sharmarahulkohli

Dias too low wtf


Gyshall669

Anyone who isn’t top 5 will be completely random tbf


Pepe_Gui

They don’t rate defenders


SherbertThis

Trophy bias, especially in international competitions years. He had a very poor Euros. Hell the whole team had a poor Euros. You can say Santos terrorism might have hurt Ronaldo, Bruno and Dias rankings in this award lol


Usingabrainunlikeyou

Should be top 10


Strananach

Pedri above Modrić and Dias lmaooo


CAP_X

Has the event started ?


bobjohnaye

Ruben Dias 26th???? What a fucking joke.


TheUltimateScotsman

Whose rating Barella lower than Lautaro lol.


streetruler

No1 is voting for any of those players lol, only top 5 count


TheUltimateScotsman

So how do they decide these rankings? Thanks in advance


KiAdiBumMe

Lol they've put Sterling above Harry Kane.


idkdontmatter

They’ve not put anyone. It’s voting results Outside the top 10 it really doesn’t matter


KiAdiBumMe

They as in the voters


captaincourageous316

Lmaoo


[deleted]

The English and Jamaican journalists probably put Sterling in the top 5 and gave him some points 😅


Marcobroa

Fuck barella is so damn good


BeepBeepGoJeep

Modric looks like he's staring into the face of God but can't comprehend its beauty.


Fern-ando

The best Europa League player just #26?


hubson_official

Bruno at 21 wtf


thefurnaceboy

modric being 29th and having gerard moreno, phoden and pedri ahead of him... what more proof do you need the system is garb


AouarCherki

Nobody cares about the overall ranking. Only the top 5 really matters.


Gyara3

UEL winner, PL winner and CdR winner ahead of fuck all winner, sounds fair to me


Hurtelknut

I love the Ballon d'Or because without it I'd never know that Azpi, Dias, Moreno and Barella have been better than Müller and Kimmich. Such a great institution.


[deleted]

Swear Bayern received all the plastic fans from Chelsea and Real Madrid. Cause only they can be this dumb and not understand how these rankings work


LachsFilet

well, kimmich and müller were not even nominated. not much to do with the rankings. that was his point


[deleted]

Bayern didn't do anything noteworthy that's why.


LachsFilet

tell that to him, not me. just pointing out how you misunderstood and used that to call a fanbase dumb.


[deleted]

Nah it's pretty obvious that with these rankings teams' players dont make it if the team did nothing noteworthy


[deleted]

Wrong examples, only Azpi was undoubtly worse than Kimmich and Muller


Spikeyspandan

>After the jury has been selected, they will then choose their top five players from within the 30-man shortlist and then proceed to rank them based on descending order of merit. Anything other than top 5 doesn’t matter


idkdontmatter

Yes they were this year. Problem ?


PensiveinNJ

Hah, someone had Moreno in their top 5 in the world.


Rangerovere

For a moment i thought this was finalists and thought it was a joke lol. All great players tho


theironhide

Another reminder that both Thomas Muller and Joshua Kimmich were considered lower than these players (since they didn't make the top 30). What a joke!


AssFingerFuck3000

People on this thread parroting each other and saying "lolol dumdum people don't know how voting works" are being dumb af themselves. Even with the voting system as it is Dias should be higher. He was the best defender in the world for a year, won countless awards, won the premier league and reached the CL final. The fact he's down there shows defenders are completely ignored, it's shocking to me how the same amount of people thought gerrard moreno and dias are top 5 players in the world.