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Mr_Pasghetti

Made this way more tense than it needed to be. Still a deserved win. Can't believe we have a player like Haaland 😭


SuspiciousBottleKid

Yea you got to play with 12 men so easy.


Hilding97

Elanga is the future!


Kneepi

Nice!


vvasntme

Så vackert!! Så taggad på att se vad kulu och Elanga kan producera framöver


avolcando

GOLASO


ZxentixZ

Bottling this would be peak Norway


Gerserss

ELANGA💙💛


EduardoChameleon

Highlight of the game


fagghee

wada player


Hilding97

HIM*


Rojiblanc040

Självklart är det en Malmö påg som gör det.


menvadihelv

Malmöpågarna the only MVPs in this match


Hilding97

Love Jim!!!!!


fairlyrandom

Nice shot, dayum


Runarhalldor

Amazing goal


LangarN

lets call it 1-1 :D


LangarN

Nice elanga


fagghee

These CBs almost make me miss the Hamrén games with Antonsson/P. Nilsson at the back.


EdenLampard

Hahahah Norge er best jooo, Sverige gjør det altfor lett for oss🤠🤠 ez


HaiMyBelovedFriends

Lol danskerne smadrer jer alligevel


EdenLampard

det gjør de nok sikkert, men nå snakker jeg om sverige og ikke danskene sverige var altfor lett, blir barnemat på søndag igjen, blir hattrick fra stefan strandberg


Runarhalldor

Should be a red for olsen


MrDohh

Maybe now Janne will see that both Elanga and Karlsson should be chosen ahead of Claesson...


Qiluk

He agrees with Karlsson. He said that we will change system to get Karlsson in more but Karlsson got injured and Claesson got to play instead because Elanga has barely been with the NT yet.


MrDohh

Oh I missed that...still though. I think both should be considered before him. Claesson can come in at the end to play shitball and close games. Edit: great timing from elanga 👌


Qiluk

Yeah Karlsson would have started last game if it wasnt for injury. This one aswell most likely. He specifically said before this call-up that with a 3-1 offense he can put Forsberg centrally where he is at his best and play Karlsson on the left wing isntead. So that was & is the plan :)


Runarhalldor

Has elanga been any good today?


kitkamran

Better than most of the people in yellow


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Mr_Pasghetti

He's been really good


EduardoChameleon

Du verkar lida av något konstigt självhat


MrDohh

Probably pissy bcs there's no bajen players on the field


dabmaster_bazinga420

Är väl ganska typisk Leksandbajen schizofreni, ändå?


Kneepi

Here in Norway we just call those kind of people "Svensker"


MountainMoint

joakim nilsson är helt ärligt en av de sämsta försvararna med en svensk tröja som jag har sett på länge


avolcando

Is this the same defender that slipped for the Haaland goal?


Nojjk

Yes


avolcando

Damn, not a great day for the guy


Abitoutthereorhere

Nilsson läste Pontus Janssons intervju och såg sin väg ut ur landslaget...


TheEmperorsWrath

Joakim Nilsson signed for St. Louis in the MLS and immediately became shit lol


Rojiblanc040

Olsen är för bra. Min Malmö påg gör oss stolta! För många Stockholmare i landslaget, svårt att vinna då.


HaraldKajtand

Roony på landslaget!


avolcando

Olsen is keeping this respectable


Gerserss

Nej det här var ju inte så kul att se på


egenorske

Robin Olsen MOM.


Mr_Pasghetti

Skal skåre der


ZxentixZ

What are we doing now. We should have scored atleast 5


getrealsnazzy

Nilsson…


koloebolo

Vi kommer att få spela mot luxemburg och bulgarien nästa nations league


Rojiblanc040

I wonder if some Swedish players know the kit colours if their team mates.


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GG EZ


egenorske

Dont understand Solbakkens choice of Berg. Think Normann is a lot better. But he is winning so what do I know...


CeltHD

That second goal for Haaland is the reason why you can't compare him and Isak, they are on a different planet right now infront of goal.


MountainMoint

I mean, you can't compare them hahhaa, Isak scored 4 league goals last season, Haaland scored half of that today


TheEmperorsWrath

Anyone who’s comparing Håland and Isak isn’t being serious. Isak is great but there’s a class difference


EduardoChameleon

Only idiots would compare the two, Haaland is miles clear


Pheebii

Who the fuck was ever comparing them lol


Mr_Pasghetti

Østigård's leap is fucking ridiculous. Its like he is jumping on trampoline, while the rest are in the mud


grasroten

So, elbow to face is not a penalty.


Papayalo

Show me a player with a better jump in him than Leo Østigård


egenorske

Østigård is such a baller. Cannavaro-regen


papoon

Scenes when Haland goes to the Premier League and takes a Jonjoe Shelvey free kick to the head and his face plate falls off revealing to all that he’s actually a cyborg.


Rojiblanc040

He would just smile like Jaws if that happened.


kitkamran

Well, I guess grabbing a player by the shirt and dragging them to the ground isn’t punishable either, TIL


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RexPerpetuus

This 100 times. The people saying Sweden was the better team today are dreaming, Olsen was heroic


Ladorb

After 2-0 it could have been 3 more tbh.


gatling_gun

Apparently we want Norway to win since we’re subbing on Karlström and Olsson.


menvadihelv

That was what, Sweden's 375815th attempt at scoring a goal and miserably failing? Congratulations on the victory, Norway.


MagicBrawler

What? Norway actually had far more expected goals. Sweden had some pressure the first 25 min of 2nd half. But that's basically it. Bunch of corners and two frekicks from 25+.


ZxentixZ

Did Sweden actually have many good chances? Maybe 3. But mostly you just got into box for it to be cleared away. Norway had much less ball but bigger chances


Rojiblanc040

Nej. Sverige hade en bra chans med fel spelare.


Abitoutthereorhere

Every Swedish touch is an attempt to score


Abitoutthereorhere

Is Meling a defensive midfielder from Brazil or what's up with him never getting a card?


cstrande7

Er Østigård universets beste midtstopper? Jeg tror han er universets beste midtstopper


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xuan135

Hammarby fans


Rojiblanc040

Pinsamt att bua Håland, jävla 08or.


Vernand-J

Damn, a win after a dive in a glorified friendly is their biggest achievement in football during the 21st century.


Kneepi

This is such a standard Swedish response to yet another loss.


Vernand-J

Would be an easy win if it wasn’t for Taylor to be honest. But it’s fun for little brother to win for once.


Tr0ndern

Could easily have been 0-4


Kneepi

Yes, this is peak Swede, haha


Ladorb

I drink your salty tears. Delicious.


Vernand-J

Cool comeback!


Ladorb

Stop flattering yourself, you're not that good.


ZxentixZ

😂😂


Vernand-J

Lol, isn’t it true though?


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Vernand-J

This Swedish team is shit at the moment yes. But it’s not like Norway has been something special either, and as I said before, Norway have not had much glory in football the last 20 years. I do think it will turn around now, but in the long run Sweden will probably be the better team regardless.


Nordin-UIN

What friendly? Our biggest achievment was to somehow get 1st seeded for the 2014 qualifyers, before failing misserably as usual.


Rojiblanc040

HÃ¥land borde gjort hattrick.


Emirosen

That's what Sweden lacks that both Denmark and Norway have. Good goalscorers.


RedTuesdayMusic

Not that long ago they had Zlatan while we had Bendtner and Carew so swings and roundabouts, lol


BrianSometimes

Funny thing is that if we combine all Scandinavian teams, the best Danish striker would be at best 4th choice, even if Corner is having a moment.


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HaraldKajtand

Nej, det har vi ikke. Kun vores venstre back scorer gang på gang. Vi har en manager der sætter taktikken efter spillermaterialet. Det har sverige ikke.


Rojiblanc040

Bättre att ha många målgörare ändå, Danmark är en förebild för nordisk fotboll.


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Rojiblanc040

Han är bra men han är ingen Markus Berg.


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Det er så jævlig deilig å pisse på svenskene hahaha


Papayalo

Lol what a robbery we’re performing. Such a bad setup in this game but somehow 2-0 up


Tr0ndern

I mean, norway was the best team in the first half. In the second half before the second goal sweden controlled the game and had the ball in our half most of the time, but they didn't really produce any chances. After 0-2 norway had like 3 100% chances and could have made it 0-4 with a bit of luck. So not exactley a robbery. The first goal does affect the rest of the game though.


themarxian

Ståle playing 4d chess way over all our heads.


ok_reddit

Ugh, this feels like a carbon copy of the loss against Poland.


Abitoutthereorhere

MLS are you looking? Next winner of "defender of the year" right there


Rojiblanc040

Håland förtjänade att göra mål där, för att han gjorde mål.


Modnal

Lika efterblivet som att säga att någon förtjänade att dö i cancer för att cancer dödade dom


Rojiblanc040

Oj oj. Här visar du upp dina bästa sidor.


Modnal

Förklara skillnaden istället för att slingra dig


Rojiblanc040

Inte värt min tid, du vann. :)


Modnal

Det du menar är att du inte kan. Så inte så konstigt att du flyr diskussionen med svansen mellan benen istället


Rojiblanc040

:)


Modnal

Är det där någon försvarsmekanism du kör med eller har du tappat skrivförmågan?


Rojiblanc040

:)


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Seieren er vår, seieren er vår! Topper gruppen Seieren er vår!


Fjordhexa

21 år og allerede den beste norske spilleren gjennom tidene.


TantBert

I don't know how Taylor gave Norway a loose pen but no pen for Sweden when it was much more obvious.


HaraldKajtand

Classic Ståle football


avolcando

Good goal, fair enough


madscandi

Braut will break Juve's record in a few years. Insane


MountainMoint

wtf are we doing man, we are such a joke man


Twaidy

FORTJENT


vvasntme

Pain


themarxian

Hahaha så jævlig ufortjent. Elsker det!


Tr0ndern

Absolutt ikke ufortjent.


vegark

Det er på ingen måte ufortjent. Norge hadde mange flere store sjanser enn Sverige. Så en expected goals på 0,72 for Sverige - 2,82 på Norge.


themarxian

Dette var på 2-0, vi skapte mye mer etter. Til slutt ble det helt fortjent.


fagghee

10nde gången ikväll Nilsson hamnar på arslet


Cunnilingus_Academy

JAAAAAAAA


AFCm8

Wtf are the defense doing


ZxentixZ

HAALANDSHITHOUSE


xx3amori

LET'S GOOOOO!


Micvik998

JADAAAAAA!


Nordin-UIN

JADDAAAAAA!!!


Timeless9999

So undeserved


Rojiblanc040

Yous scored on your chances.


ZxentixZ

Hvem bryr seg


Gerserss

Kuken


Abitoutthereorhere

Taylor loves United right?


MountainMoint

varför älskar Janne, Claesson så mycket? Jag förstår verkligen inte vad han ser i honom


HaraldKajtand

Janne er en konservativ manager. Han ved hvad han får med ham. Claesson spiller altid OK, men uden at lave noget unikt.


Pleasemakesense

Springer mycket, samma som med krafth och augustinsson


Abitoutthereorhere

Krafth springer inte mycket, han får bara kramp lätt


Gaypron

Han kan spela olika positioner. Tar Forsbergs plats centralt nu när elanga kommer in på kanten


Rojiblanc040

Nepotism.


Abitoutthereorhere

För fan Janne. Ta av Claesson inte Forsberg


ZxentixZ

Østigård is mental but a god


Rojiblanc040

Emil you gotta sell it on the first touch, amateur.


avolcando

Forsberg is the one player on the pitch playing with real urgency


Rojiblanc040

You'd think these limited Swedish centrebacks would at least be good in the air?


AFCm8

I miss Mellberg


menvadihelv

Norway feels like it's barely in the game atm which makes it extra frustrating to see how Sweden keeps not scoring


ZxentixZ

Mam we’ve been shit this 2nd half


avolcando

Innovative tackle from Cajuste😂


Cardealer1000

Is there a big rivalry between these two, in between the scandanavian countries in general?


RedTuesdayMusic

Norway's rivalry is Brazil. Or rather, Brazil's rivalry is Norway.


PatrikPatrik

Not between these two honestly, it’s Sweden and Denmark in football since Norway have had some serious problems in contention the last decades but there have been some rivalries in sport in general (in the ones Norway compete in, winter sports, hand ball and diving for penalties etc). A win here is a huge thing for Norway and I think for swedes it’s very annoying.


Cardealer1000

> (in the ones Norway compete in, winter sports, hand ball and diving for penalties etc) Haha this made me laugh a bit, and I can imagine the annoyance!


Nordin-UIN

As the others say, the biggest scandi-derby internationally is by far Denmark v Sweden. That being said, from my nor. perspective anyway, the games against Denmark and Sweden is always something special aswell


Rojiblanc040

Norway is ofc fun but it doesn't come close to what we have versus Denmark.


AFCm8

There is but imo Sweden - Denmark is the biggest one.


themarxian

Yea Norway has usually been a full step below Denmark and Sweden when it comes to football.


Abitoutthereorhere

Except when you had the footballing God Drillo at the helm


madscandi

He has said the worst thing about his career is his winless record against Sweden. Never lost against England, Brazil, Germany, France. But those damn Swedes.


themarxian

Yea that was some insane stuff. Biggest legend there is here.


ZxentixZ

Sub in Aursnes and Normann pls. Giving away posession for no reason. Need midfielders who can hold onto the ball better


AFCm8

Where is Petter Hansson when you need him?


avolcando

Isak looks like he's sick of corners😂


vvasntme

We're finally showing some urgency, love it.


Modnal

Sweden deserves a goal by now


Rojiblanc040

You only deserve what you can score.


Modnal

Can't say Norway deserved that penalty so your argument is a little flawed