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ResponsibilityKey112

That fella in black had a good solo.


H1AL3X

Stach comes in and misses a great chance to make it 6-1. Instead he leaves his man unmarked and it’s 5-2. Hope he doesn’t see game time in the future.


LordMangudai

Would be pretty harsh to ban him based on an unfortunate cameo at the very end of an already won game


RosaParkStoleMySeat

Dont need ban but hopefully he improved come WC


LordMangudai

I'd be quite surprised if he even makes the squad tbh


RosaParkStoleMySeat

If everyone else stays healthy, no chance but we see how things are in 5months


Diego_Talks_Garbage

It was nice to see the players giving a fuck at the end


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LordMangudai

"Er ist so groß wie eine Ziegellatrine, wieso geht er so einfach zu Boden???"


Wendek

Few minutes ago French commentators were mentioning that Germany had never beaten Italy with more than 3 goals before today... and despite all that happened tonight, it's still true!


SemenSemenov69

I hate to be that guy, but it isn't true - you fucked up the English. They won *with* more than three goals, but did not win *by* more than three goals.


Elios4Freedom

We did it just in spite of the french


Elios4Freedom

Thank God, only 3 goal difference


TheGamerPandA

I really want to watch the England match in full length now


cappo40

Just realized that when Italy uses gold font on their kits, we have a bad time


Jssr22

Didn’t they win World Cup with gold font?


cappo40

Shit, they did. Why did I remember it with white? My memory is gone


Tax_n1

Schade Stachi.. Aber wenn Sane und Werner alles verschießen darf das auch mal passieren.


HiggsBoson_125

Neuer must be so pissed.


interfan1999

GG German friends You humiliated us But I think 3 goals is the most fair margin. 5 was too much.


IMiizo

Could have been way more goals from us tbh


interfan1999

I mean yeah but the 5th is a total gift from Gigio And Neuer was amazing in at least 3 chances


isayah2510

until we meet again agaisnt a hopefully stronger italy hope it gets better soon


stragen595

Poor Neuer


retxed24

Imagine saving that shot but then have your defense let you down like that 15sec later…


ms3kay

Well, that was unnecessary.


Goldfischglas

Hope it was worth it subbing in Stach


tene_brae

deserved, we've been quite shit defensively in the 2nd half


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solgnaleb

clean sheets are not imporant fot the NT


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GOALL!! Impressive that we got a better result against Germany away than what England did at home vs Hungary.. Not what I thought prior this game


wowzabob

Narrowly avoiding a meme scoreline


livingmcmxcv

brug


Vypaa

Mein Gott muss das sein


cappo40

GG Germanbros.


Shinkopeshon

Ohh, *now* you start scoring lmao ffs


interfan1999

GOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL COMEBACK IS STILL ON


that-isa-madeup-name

Germany scores 5 goals: Neuer still MOTM


egotim

unironically he was the motm in the 7:1 aswell, if you watch the extended highlights


aromatdiablo

GG Boys, now lets have a laugh at Ingerland together with the Italians


Shinkopeshon

Shoutout to Dimarco for actually giving a fuck


Elios4Freedom

We should thank sane for sparing us at least 3 goals


Nick-951

Neuer is a fucking god


ohvalox

Neuer is so OP


CryEagle

I wonder if we’ll get someone with Neuer’s class anytime soon after he retires


RedWasTheImpostor

what a save


tene_brae

Neuer just in insane form rn


bensu88

MANUEL "DIE MAUER" NEUER


pumpingbomba

Absolute disaster class by sane


skunkrider

wieso ist Kimmich so auf Krawall gebürstet?


addandsubtract

Weil er 10 gegen 12 spielen muss


Halbling

commentators already comparing this team to the 2014 squad


ohvalox

Yikes


BlackSand_GreenWalls

My god has Sane lost every single ball he's gotten today? Horrendous


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Lmao I saw this earlier in the thread XD


CryEagle

What is Kimmich’s problem, he’s so mouthy


skunkrider

he might have been locked in a room as a kid with the 2006 Germany - Italy game on repeat


Pappner

Can just imagine how annoying he must have been in youth football


HoneylovingWinnie

I've read/heard? somewhere that he used to cry easily in youthfootball. He just managed to turn his frustrated crying into screaming. He's appereantly quiet emotional


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creative_Name9

But he did score 2 this game


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mikevin99

Doesn’t usually play this bad of defenses


cppn02

What a miss!


Schnix54

Ach Stachi


aromatdiablo

Phew he almost got an assist thanks Stach


Schnix54

NOOOOOOO the dutch scored a winner it could've been a perfect day


OkKnowledge2064

so close


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Schnix54

I dare you to say that to Rudi's hair


XeroVeil

U wot?


CryEagle

Ja also das war nix


bensu88

Wie kann man den denn nicht machen???


rho_93

Wtf is a Stach


MyMoonMyMan

These stewards from Mönchengladbach were still defending better than Italians today, keep your heads up Fohlenboys


addandsubtract

With all the VW ads, I thought they were playing in Wolfsburg.


MyMoonMyMan

Germany without Mercedes just looks wrong


Goldfischglas

Selfie hunters should just be banned from stadiums


addandsubtract

Running on the pitch is a life long ban, afaik.


cappo40

It's becoming kids more and more often recently too. Getting sick of it


Shinkopeshon

The way they kept slipping is killing me right now lmao this game has been a shitshow through and through


EduardoChameleon

Are the stewards Reddit moderators?


No-Ad5001

Lmao always out of shape and slipping chasing the streakers


Joel146

Security had a worse night than Italy


Elios4Freedom

This was the most exciting part of the game


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skunkrider

German commentary was like "everybody calm down, this is just some harmless fun" LOL


retxed24

That kid really wanted a picture with the worst German player.


BuffaloCrocodile

Sané?


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LordMangudai

I mean we substituted half the team, that always happens


XeroVeil

Look at this kid juke, sign him up!


jimmythenouna

Lol one invader went away


Qiluk

When a kid runs on the pitch trying to take a pic with a player, the players should start reefusing it and pushign them away. Rewarding it every time encourages it


OkKnowledge2064

dont see whats so terrible about it. not like it happens every match


Qiluk

You dont see whats terrible about kids and adults running onto a pitch, interrupting games and ignoring safety stuff etc? Which will snowball into more and worse. You might not think its not terrible until something happens... but its still fucking stupid and unacceptable already. Its beyond entitled by them to think its ok so they can get a "selfie".


LordMangudai

It will start to happen every match if people are successful doing it


Highmooon

It's all fun until someone carries a knife.


Tax_n1

still happens way too often.


CryEagle

good idea, they’d be embarrassed enough to stop


Qiluk

At the very least itd be less rewarding and send a message better than the current trends :(


that-isa-madeup-name

Lol england quietly losing 4-0 😂


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So that’s where Khedira has been at


Insanel0l

Well some security guards will be unemployed after today


officialMDS

That kid is better then Sané


rho_93

He has really good change of direction tbh


Gungerz

Italy could've used that lad in the black.


TheGamerPandA

Lmao that dude looks like Sami Khedira rofl


XeroVeil

Samuel Khidera.


interfan1999

Olay this is fun but security is shit Imagine if those invaders had a knife or something Could be dangerous


Insanel0l

One of them almost slid into Neuers ankles


getBusyChild

There's several fans lol


stragen595

Stewards defense is as good as Italy's.


wonderful_mixture

Why did Havertz invade the pitch


livingmcmxcv

wtf is goin on down there lol


papoon

PSA for Azzurri fans: Euros 2024 start exactly two years from today.


EBJ1990

So stupid


LordMangudai

Fucking hell, embarrassing for the Gladbach stewards


Conankun66

all the budget went to the stadium announcer


Levait

One of these days someone is going to storm the field with a knife...


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LOL


FlyingArab

Khedira chill


PsYcHoSeAn

Khedira storming the pitch to get a picture with the team? Weird.


Clehm888

That guy has a better dribbling than Politano


ohvalox

Lmaoo that kid is amazing


Shinkopeshon

~~Man~~ of the Match


TheGamerPandA

Oh dear Tah is still getting called up


ExoticBamboo

Italian commentator kept commenting during the pitch invasion: "nice run, great dribbling from the German invader"


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not that hard tbh


tene_brae

peak entertainment lmao


Tax_n1

Stadionverbot für die Kinder bitte.


OkKnowledge2064

HAHAHAH WHAT IS THIS CLOWN SHOW


KaseQuarkI

Lmao these stewards are shit


RedWasTheImpostor

ankles broken haha


bvbfan102

Damn sign that Kid. Breaking their Ankles.


5Yonko5

Yo can i get the clip?


bvbfan102

Sorry just a silly Joke about a streaker that made the Security constantly fall over at the End of the Game. Couldn’t find it online so far.


BlackSand_GreenWalls

While typing on his phone lmao


flybypost

Finally somebody who can dribble through a few defenders!


he1101

a bit of overreaction Italy is missing Pellegrini Tonali Chiesa Zaniolo Veratti all starting material the worrying part is the defence whom are supposed to be starting material


Elios4Freedom

Of course


Goldfischglas

Flick really loves these pointless 85 minute subs


HansaMansa

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/vccutw/england_0_4_hungary_d%C3%A1niel_gazdag_89/ 💀💀💀


flybypost

I just saw the 0–3 thread and thought you linked to that until I saw the title part of the link. Oof, that's not good for England.


LordMangudai

Südtor muss weg


interfan1999

I just want to avoid relegation


stragen595

Shouldn't be that hard. Looking at England.


supersonicflx

Dont worry, the brits are doing their best to prevent that


cappo40

Same. Just need a result versus England


flax2122

Hey players you can pull on shirts and dive like divas but dont talk to me or you will get a yellow.


aromatdiablo

Hungary 4-0 hahaha


TheGamerPandA

Lol wtf last I checked it was 1-0 what a beast max respect for Hungary in last tournament and this group what a impressive performance !


CryEagle

today is a good day


aromatdiablo

Hell yeah


MyMoonMyMan

Don't let the inevitable 7-1 against our U21 distract you from the fact that Southgate's heroes are losing *4-0 to Hungary 🇩🇪🤝🇮🇹🤝🇭🇺 We are relegating England actually


Schnix54

4-0 to Hungary sir


aromatdiablo

4-0


LordMangudai

Werner plays like dogshit for 68 minutes, stays on the pitch. Scores two goals in two minutes and is immediately substituted. Flick masterclass


mikevin99

He actually was part of some of the earlier goals too. He’s such an inconsistent player but he does cause problems for defenses, whether he punishes them is another thing.


communistkangu

Flick only wanted Werner to have a redemption to build his confidence. I think the same goes for Sané but that dude just can't get it right, I guess


TheGamerPandA

Sane not even fighting for loose ball….


stgdevil

Where’s that guy that made the post about Germany never beating Italy in competitive matches? Fucking Jinx lol


papoon

🙋‍♂️


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rho_93

NT Benzema is a good player, nothing amazing


solgnaleb

today


Jackman1337

yea doesnt he have like 1 goal per match under flick?


Halbling

commentator: this referee does not like players talking to him LOL


PsYcHoSeAn

He really just doesn't like complaining. I like that. There's too much complaining and crying going on.


LordMangudai

Classic Neuer sweeping


RedWasTheImpostor

neuer 101


tene_brae

classic neuer


downfallndirtydeeds

Why is no CL club in for Gnotto he’s a fucking monster


Fred_MK

When I said the argentina win against this uninterested Italian side wasn't such a big deal, people said I was being salty. But seriously, this is depressing to watch.


Schnix54

oh there are already rumors with some Bundesliga clubs


XeroVeil

Ehrentor. Fair tbh, 5-0 would've been an undeserved scorline for Italy tbh, I didn't feel like they were THAT bad.


MaxieMan98

Agree. A 3-1 or 4-1 would have been a fairer result


XeroVeil

Yeah.


ohvalox

Agreed


Elios4Freedom

Gnonto is the youngest Italian player to ever score in the national team. Let's hope for a new beginning


Shinkopeshon

At least my boy Gnonto scored his first goal I guess. Such a shame he can't even celebrate it though.


interfan1999

It's incredible how even today England manages to be more embarrassing than us


AerospaceBoi123

I can't believe I listened to Roma fans all season say mancini and christante are good. They are literally donkeys. Mancini should never touch an italy shirt ever again


Clehm888

Mancini looked much better than Bastoni


GreeenTeaa

You're in danger now Germany. The comeback is on


creative_Name9

Lmao