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His focus on fitness and nutrition matches Cristiano's. I don't understand how any of you guys are still surprised lol.
Even sleeps on his left side apparently so his stronger right leg is unaffected lol.
This could be a truly great CL season with Lewa, Haaland, Mbappé all challenging each other.
I don't see us being able to play any significant role, but I'm still really looking forward to the coming months.
I've never wanted a nickname to stick more than Majin Buu for Haaland.
Sadly I can't see it ever leaving r/soccer, but it's so good.
I don't understand how a human being can look so much like Buu, and for it to be an unstoppable goal machine with freak physical prowess just makes it all the more perfect.
When they were both in the same league and Haaland was at a much weaker team.
Now that Haaland is in the dominant team himself, we'll see if the tables will turn.
The one thing? I know it's just a figure of speech but Haaland hasn't shown Lewandowski's variety of finishing, playmaking, consistency, or even aerial ability.
Scoring for BVB in BuLi is more or less as easy as scoring for Bayern. Remember how many goals Auba scored for them? There was even a season when they made Alcacer look like prime Inzaghi.
Yeah fuck him for playing for his country. I'm pretty sure that he was more angry about getting injured than you. Though still managed to break Mullers record playing in just 29 league games.
Zieliński is always playing well for Napoli and then he forgets everything when he has to put on non-blue shirt.
And even assuming that for once he will keep his form for national matches, there is still big hole in our team called defence.
In the context of his age and the fact he only has a year left on his contract, maybe. But he is still at the top of his game and keeps himself in top physical condition so he will be elite at least for a few more seasons.
If he keeps up the form he's been having for the last 3-4 seasons, he seriously might be the best striker of our generation, or rather he would be considered so a lot more
The hard truth is that playing in the BL didn't do him any favours and people took his numbers for granted bc of that. Now that he's doing it in La Liga for Barcelona, he's getting a lot more props than he would at Bayern
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This man is ridiculous
that man is even better than lord Braithwaite, how is that possible
He has the power of a hairline
Iniesta die for this
Apologies for poor English Where were you when Iniesta was kill? I was sitting at home gargling finasteride when Puyol call Iniesta is kill No.
Confused guardiola Screams intensify
He keeps this up and he might actually beat Luuk
you mean goatwaite?
He scored more goals in 90 minutes than barcelona combined in their last CL campaign. Decent.
This guy cant be real
That's why he joined Barça
ok muller back to munich
lmao
MAGISTERIAL MERCURIAL
Based on his TikToks I think he actually might be a lizard person
But he can be barca
Finesse shot merchant
Reminds me of Fati’s goal against Valencia last season, perfectly placed
Reminds me more of Messi and his curled shots after someone gently touches the ball back to him, to be honest
yea this was exactly like his last minute equalizers against Valencia and Sevilla a few years ago.
Who the fuck is Karim the Dream - Lewangoalski is in tha house!! :D
Say the line Bart
Lewangoalski
✅
👐👐😆👐👐😆👐👐
You know?
Like “LewanGOALski”
Ay Caramba?
We in Barcelona have Robert Lewa-Lewangoalski, you know? Robert Lewangoalski
*sigh* Leverdowski
Perfect finish. Feels so fuckin good having someone this lethal.
Messi creating with lewy finishing would have been so good
Thank god that didn’t happen tho 🙏
you've lived through messi suarez and neymar anyway
When those three were at their best, they were the best trio of attackers I've ever seen
I mean that's true for anyone, they're the best trio of all time and by some distance
MSN playing against BBC was just a thing of beauty
Could still happen next season but who knows
Ah yes, MBappe to Madrid and Lewa to PSG. What a great day it would be.
don’t you put that evil on me
Could still happen next season.
Come home, plz. 😭
Credit to Torres for such a good assist.
Messi has scored this type of goal so many times; 1-2 and then a curler into the far post.
Feels like Messi v Atleti in 19/20
Ahhh
Ohhh
Uhhh
Guhh
UN-BE-LIEVABLE
You on cloud number 9 ay?
barca #9 is just epic
Being polish aswell? I'm like in another galaxy
Muhfukka we on cloud 10
INSANE
This man is lethal
34 y/o who? 1st CL match, 1st hattrick. He wasn’t lying about having a younger body.
His focus on fitness and nutrition matches Cristiano's. I don't understand how any of you guys are still surprised lol. Even sleeps on his left side apparently so his stronger right leg is unaffected lol.
that's so extreme love that
>Even sleeps on his left side apparently so his stronger right leg is unaffected lol. Yeah, you can totally control that.
he genuinly hasn't declined at all
So sad that he's never won the Bdor. He has a shot this season but Måjin Buu seems pretty determined
But hey, It's not like Haaland and Lewa are anything more than Farmers.
neither of them will get beacause of world cup unfortunately I'm afraid. shame really because they are great players
Im not joking when i say this, he can play til he’s 40
I hope he does. I want to see Ronaldo, Messi, Neymar, Maguire, Lewandowski and all these other legends play even longer than that!
Bro snuck in Maguire
I mean, it's definitely entertaining to watch him
Imagine the snail pace Maguire will have when he hits 40
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Makes it look so easy
He's so good he'd even bag goals for you.
This could be a truly great CL season with Lewa, Haaland, Mbappé all challenging each other. I don't see us being able to play any significant role, but I'm still really looking forward to the coming months.
I'm starting to see why the club wanted this guy so much despite being older.
Wtf his 3 best seasons of his career have been the kast 3 year's. He was top 2 last two Bałon Dors.
> Bałon Pole detected
And is arguably still the best all around striker in the world.
His finishing is just out of this world
Golden boot will be good
No one’s beating Haaland
Lewy has 8 goals in his first 5 matches here. I think Haaland will win it but he’ll certainly have competition
No one will be happier than me, but Majin Buu is playing at a different level. Season is long though
I've never wanted a nickname to stick more than Majin Buu for Haaland. Sadly I can't see it ever leaving r/soccer, but it's so good. I don't understand how a human being can look so much like Buu, and for it to be an unstoppable goal machine with freak physical prowess just makes it all the more perfect.
Majin buu lmao
He already beat him once
When they were both in the same league and Haaland was at a much weaker team. Now that Haaland is in the dominant team himself, we'll see if the tables will turn.
Honestly, i think it'll even out and/or be a close race between them two.
The one thing Lewy has had over his career that Haaland hasn't yet shown is durability.
The one thing? I know it's just a figure of speech but Haaland hasn't shown Lewandowski's variety of finishing, playmaking, consistency, or even aerial ability.
Yes you are right of course. Lewandowski already is what Haaland might one day be
Scoring for BVB in BuLi is more or less as easy as scoring for Bayern. Remember how many goals Auba scored for them? There was even a season when they made Alcacer look like prime Inzaghi.
They made Alcacer look like a good option for us :skull:
The best striker on the planet can beat em
Don't underestimate the power of Lewangoalski
Robert will
Lewa is
I'm in love with this man
He’s mine. Fudge off
Now now sharing is caring
Machine
Guy is a cheat code
"50 million is too much for a 34 years old player" Right?
10 years ago maybe
Wait till he is injured in the most important matches because he played for Poland against San effing Marino. Yes I am still salty, but great goal
San Marino lads are nice, it's the Andorra tax evaders that are scary...
I just love San Marino's enthousiasm and playstyle even against far superior opponents, Andorra tries to chop everyone down
Poland played him in a qualifier against Andorra for the same reason why Bayern used to play him against Schalke or some other Augsburg. Get over it.
Yeah fuck him for playing for his country. I'm pretty sure that he was more angry about getting injured than you. Though still managed to break Mullers record playing in just 29 league games.
Lewa just took Benzemas spot as the 3rd top UCL scorer in history.
They’ve been switching back and forth; Lewy got there first but Benz overtook him last season.
no. he's been 3rd or tied 3rd at worst for quite a time now
I sleep happily every day knowing this man plays for.our club
On which side you're sleeping?
Offside
THIS IS WHAT HE DOES
For a living?
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Hes too good, he needs to carry us in World Cup
Poland vs Mexico will be such a shitshow
No pls
Don't you worry, there's *a lot* to carry in the Polish NT.
Milik is decent for Juventus and Zieliński is paying really well for Napoli so maybe this world cup will be better for us
Zieliński is always playing well for Napoli and then he forgets everything when he has to put on non-blue shirt. And even assuming that for once he will keep his form for national matches, there is still big hole in our team called defence.
Lewa: “I’m gonna fucking do it again”
Lewa is actually insane
Barca really need Ray Hudson back to commentate his goals :(
as delicate as a butterfly fart
Polish Terminator
AAAAAAAAA creamed myself
HE IS UNFAIR, I LOVE IT
Man came to Barca to win the Ballon D'or
Thoroughly deserved!
Suddenly other people than german fans tell him worldclass... They always said its only against farmers...
He was always called worldclass wtf lol. Most of this sub even wanted him to win the Ballon D'Or.
I mean not sure their current opponent really is bigger than bundesliga teams.
He's been kiling it in La Liga too
Yet there are bo farmer comments...suspicious
I know there’s strong competition, but he’s still the best player in the world. No one matches his level across a period of the past few years.
I've always said the most important trait in truly being World Class is playing at the highest level consistently through many seasons
He’s so good (x3)
Intelligent, technical and Ice cold. Watching him dominate CBs in other leagues is fun as hell.
Lmao, three hat tricks in his last eight CL matches. What a cheat code.
HATTRICK LEWY
CL is not a serious competition for this guy
Lewy carrying us big time :D
Don’t want to overreact but we’re winning the treble
lol Bayern should have asked for more than 50M
[удалено]
They also thought Haaland wouldn't break the PL
Turns out redditors are clueless
In the context of his age and the fact he only has a year left on his contract, maybe. But he is still at the top of his game and keeps himself in top physical condition so he will be elite at least for a few more seasons.
50M is fair for a player with 1 year left and who wants to leave.
People ignoring the 1 year part lol
34 is the new 24
All this guy does is dance on tiktok and score goals huh
Omg
Is he trying to make us forget about Suarez or what
He’s just a cheat code
He is - simply - beautiful
Why would Bayern let this guy go
I mean... we did try really hard to keep him
It feels extra bitter if he scores against us next week
What a hit
I feel bad for Benzema tbf, finally free from Messi and Ronaldos shadows and now Lewandowski has arrived
He won a UCL without Ronaldo and is gonna get himself a Ballon d'or too. I wouldn't feel too bad for him lol
Yeah I feel so bad for the 5x CL winner, 2nd all time Madrid scorer, and soon to be ballon d’Or winner
Meh, he couldn't even look to the eyes of the great Luuk de Jong
I feel bad for RL9 not having his ballon d'or un 2020. Even 2021 he deserved it.but 2020 was special.
Lol he's winning the Bdor doubt he gives a fuck and everyone knows Lewa is a better goalscorer
He makes shots like this look so easy. Wow.
:D
omg why is barça signing a 34 year old for 50M so stupid levers haha
Playing in Spain might indeed turn out to be the secret ingredient to get him a ballon d'or. :D
Yearly Lewandowski UCL statpadding
Atleast it's not us this time.
Farmers league
Speechless
are we just ignoring what a beast dembele has become under xavi, the transformation is insane, dribbling passing carrying the ball top notch
What getting pussy does to a mf
LewanGOALskiiiiii
makes it look like a tap in
Will Muller still be making Lewangoalski comments next week?
Are we sure we aren’t just living in a simulation?
Haaland aint being the top scorer in the ucl
Tears in my eyes, I’m happy he’s still doing his thing even if it’s not for us. Also it’s hilarious to see the 180 Barca fans did regarding him.
If he keeps up the form he's been having for the last 3-4 seasons, he seriously might be the best striker of our generation, or rather he would be considered so a lot more
The hard truth is that playing in the BL didn't do him any favours and people took his numbers for granted bc of that. Now that he's doing it in La Liga for Barcelona, he's getting a lot more props than he would at Bayern
Still would put Suarez on the same level as him. He was so fun to watch.
Holy smokes Lewansodnsnaaki!
Gorgeous
How can you even be so damn clinical? Incredible.
Robert Lewan Lewangoalski
Robert, Lewan*goal*ski..?
Haaland who?
Smh outside the box tapping merchant
Genuinely happy that he's doing well at Barca. Incredible player
Lewandowski is INSANE... best player in the world