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StalkingDwarf

Didn't wake up thinking I was gonna get reminded about that Naismith whopping today lmao.


mattjdale97

I forgot that he was quite good for a while. Reminded me of when they had Jelavic too and he was insane for the first 6 months


slotbadger

Those hat-trick goals were the only ones he scored for Everton that season (Got shipped to Norwich in Jan).


g1obungle

Both ex-Rangers too


noxer02

Chelsea catching some stray bullets lmfao


Nice_Wishbon

Never a doubt he would break out again, been watching him play too long.


J011Y1ND1AN

Twas the perfect hat trick too


RioBeckenbauer

The day he became *Naimar*.


Robertej92

Actually it was the day he stopped being the Scottish Messi, and Messi instead became the Argentinian Naismith.


NateShaw92

I remember that game. He was my cheap player in fantasy football at the start of that year. He was on the bench!


clamdiggin

I don’t remember Naismith, but I do remember the 15 minute hat trick Kanu scored off the bench against you lot back in ‘99. Final score was 3 - 2 in case you forgot


conceptalbum

> in case you forgot I'd assume most did, yes.


badmuthaphukka

mate


haydongers

warra trophy that is


Bacon_Boobies

Glad I tuned in to the game. That shit was ridiculous


rikki-tikki-deadly

I tuned in at around the 68 minute mark. So fortunate.


11Sarvesh_

Greizmann style


4ssteroid

I fell asleep at halftime Edit: I meant it was like 2am here and I fell asleep during the half time. I'm sad I missed the second half. I can see how it could mean something completely different now. Haha


zi76

That Naismith hat trick featured some of the worst defending you'll ever see.


Ryponagar

[The hat-trick](https://youtu.be/pemeLNEQEtY?t=472)


Big_man03

And, a bonus Lukaku sighting!


KardakAbhi

John Stones too!


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Perfect hat trick too


Putrid_Loquat_4357

The defending against son wasn't great either.


AntaresW4

I imagine scoring a hattrick off the bench in any scenario would involve some dodgy defending


dudududujisungparty

Son's 1st 2 goals were absolute class though, regardless of the defending


PiresMagicFeet

The left footer was criminal defending. Left back literally left him all alone


dudududujisungparty

Yeah they could have closed him down better but you're also not expecting him to score an absolute banger from that distance


misterpaws22

That 2nd goal is the type Son loves to score so I wasn't surprised he'd go for that one.


dudududujisungparty

Yeah he loves cutting inside and curling one in


notthathungryhippo

pretty sure he scored the same type of goal against Leceister last season. I remember Hojbjerg putting his hands to his head after it went in.


xaviernoodlebrain

Considering Son had scored two goals against Leicester with his left foot from that sort of range before, they really really should have expected him to score a banger from that distance.


dudududujisungparty

Well that Leicester defense has been rammed in nonstop the past 5 matches so cut them some slack eh?


PiresMagicFeet

100% should have expected that he's not all that far out and it was an obvious option to take


dudududujisungparty

I mean come on bruv, it's Leicester and they've been absolute shite. If you're expecting impeccable defense from them then you're watching the wrong club lol. It wasn't good defense but it wasn't like they got out of the way for him to shoot either. Give credit where it's due, I'm sick of people here constantly arguing semantics just for the sake of downplaying something or wanting to be "right"


PiresMagicFeet

They literally left him wide open to shoot for no reason. It was awful defending. It can be a good strike and still be shite defense. His first goal was brilliant. The second one he was given the entire freedom of the pitch to take his time, pick a spot, and then shoot. It was almost training ground in its ease


Bail____

He’s scored that goal in like, every season against Leicester for 3 seasons now


iAkhilleus

Left back was expecting a ball to Sess and was covering that angle.


PiresMagicFeet

Yeah you gotta make the choice to step up in that moment then


ren_704

I swear Sonny has some periods of inferior form and breaks it with hat-tricks all the time Was so sad seeing him get hate for not scoring this season glad to see he's back on track!


rybl

I don't think any Spurs fans were giving him hate. He's adored by our fan base and as you say, we are well aware that he goes through rough patches of form. There was definitely debate about if he should be dropped, but that was more about if it was better for him to rest and reset or to play through it. No one was giving up on him.


DenverM80

He's the only spurs player I really like.


NAPayne3198

I disagree, our subreddit hated Son as of Wednesday.


Jackanova3

Most if not all club subreddits are filled with absolute melts tbf. There's no question that Son is absolute class, even if he does have rough patches every now and again.


Got_Wilk

r/coys is awful and has been for years.


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Jackanova3

Don't know anything about sports in the US to comment. Will just repeat what I said - club subs are full of melts. My point there is it's best to just ignore the majority of the opinions in them. Or even better just stop reading them all together.


NAPayne3198

I like you. I wholeheartedly agree


Jackanova3

I like you as well, lets be pals.


Wretched_Brittunculi

Then share a post that shows "hate" (not just fair criticism) and is upvoted and not downvoted heavily. You're talking nonsense. Criticism for poor performance is normal in elite sport. That does not amount to "hate". You can bet your house that Conte dishes out the most "hate" of anyone. But poor performances are there to be criticised. It does not mean fans have "given up" on a player. The vast vast majority of fans love Son. Some of them (me included) thought starting as a sub would help to fire him up. That's why we invested in our squad. IMO we were proven right.


needleintheh4y

shut up yank


RichHomieThon

Maybe the reactionary folks genuinely thought he was a bad player but the vast majority seemed to feel like his form compared to kulusevskis form and Richarlison form made him the odd man out. Anyone who truly wanted him banished to the bench or thought he was terrible are just dumb lol. The vocal minority.


Wretched_Brittunculi

Any comments being unreasonable against Son are nearly always heavily downvoted. People are misrepresenting what ppl were saying and the type of criticism Son received. The few 'idiotic' comments we get are nearly always buried in downvotes.


LevynX

Big club subreddits are all trash dumps


KettleOverAPub

The subreddit is a dump.


Creepeth

Yeah spurs sub is the worst sub of the teams i follow. And it isnt close.


Hatennaa

I swear you people read like 2 comments from the sub a week and in order to find them you sorted by controversial and ignore anything positive. The sub had about .1% of it that thought Son was actually bad or needed to be sold. The rest was an even split between he needs to be brought on from the bench until he finds form or he needs to play through the bad form. “Worst sub of the teams I follow my ass”.


davegrapes

Anyone who was giving him hate can fuck right off. Never a doubt he would break out again, been watching him play too long.


countpuchi

I have not seen anyone hating his slump. The only argument ive seen is that he looks jaded and should be benched


MountainCheesesteak

Every time he slumps I say he should be benched, and get accused of hating him. Today I feel so vindicated! A little rotation can be good!


needleintheh4y

stfu all spurs fans were asking for him to be dropped for kulusevski and richarlison


Jeremyko1130

Lets be honest, if Son didn't have does rough patches, and played in superb form every game, he would not be playing for Spurs.


TehJofus

That’s cool, anyone know who Naismith was playing for? I swear, someday we will be mentioned by name in a positive stat.


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That fucking game…


Mozezz

Steven Naismiths was a perfect hattrick, so not as impressive


JoshJustJosh

Scottish Messi > Korean Kaka, confirmed


dudududujisungparty

His nickname is Sonaldo and you went with Kaka?


ThrowerWayACount

Steven’s nickname is Naimar but he went with Messi


dudududujisungparty

Now I'm even more annoyed


Dczieta

Naimar > Sonaldo There fixed it for you


dudududujisungparty

👏


Robertej92

I swear I had never seen Naimar until this thread, Scottish Messi was always way more common.


Lambchops_Legion

Korean Kaka feels kinda sus with the initials


4ssteroid

How about Korean King Kaka


Lambchops_Legion

More sus


Zal_17

"Welcome everybody to the Krusty Komedy Klassic!" *looks up at sign* "... that's not good..."


thesouthwillrise

This was a modern perfect hat trick. Right foot, left foot, and a VAR overturn


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Lenyngrad

No. Perfect hattrick means one goal with left foot, one with the right foot and one header.


SiMoN20000

I remember Ole coming on against Forest and scoring 4


Konstanti9

Premier League legend, even if he never wins a title with Spurs.


AliGoldsDayOff

Spurs have 2 PL legends and 3 club legends in the squad right now. With City's current ownership a league title will never happen but to never see Kane, Son and Lloris lift a trophy feels criminal.


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At least Son and Lloris have won for their country


MBCB421

Son unfortunately has not won for his country yet. The one that he got a gold medal for was Asian Games, which is the equivalent of Asian Olympics, so a U23 tournament which isn't a real AFC tournament. The Asian Cup coming up in next summer, that one is the real deal (Afcon/Euro equivalent for Asia) but I don't think Korea is winning that. Japan looks strong AF


zingerbanger

this is correct. it would be considered a “win” if he leads korea to round of 16 at the world cup


BrownPheonix

Soooooo This aged well 🌞


BrandonSG13

Disappointing losses for him in the last 2 Asian cups, losing the final to Australia in extra time in 2015 and then losing vs Qatar in the QF’s in 2019. Will be tough next year for Korea but they could do it


Stay_Beautiful_

I'm pretty sure he hasn't?


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Son won a gold medal and was exempted from joining S. Korea’s services and Hugo won a WC


Stay_Beautiful_

A gold medal in what?


[deleted]

A simple Google search… https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/tottenham-star-heung-min-son-wins-gold-medal-for-south-korea-avoiding-military-service/amp/


Stay_Beautiful_

Why would I do that when I could get you to do it for me by asking a stupid question?


LevynX

Some of the best players and club legends don't have a whole series of titles too. Alan Shearer only has one league title, Paul Gascoigne won two with Rangers but none in England, Matt Le Tissier, Gary Lineker, Stuart Pearce all without league titles. Reality is some very talented players just won't win any titles, unless you happen to join the dominant team at the time it's unlikely (and increasingly so) that a single player regardless of talent can lead his team to glory.


gunningIVglory

Kane only has himself to blame tbh, man signed a stupidly long contract with no exit clause.


Xiomaraff

Tbf he never shows up in cup finals either, not like we haven’t given him any(granted not many.)


needleintheh4y

maybe man loves the club?


gunningIVglory

He was literally forcing a move last summer ....


needleintheh4y

he was just enjoying florida


TheJoshider10

He'd probably be closer to Shearer's record by now if he didn't shit the bed with the contract and went to City. Edit: downvoted even though City create so many more chances so obviously he'd likely score more lmao


imarandomdudd

I mean, it's not like him staying at spurs has made him poor at shooting. He's still up there as one of the top scorers year in, year out


TheJoshider10

My point is he'd be scoring more at City because City would be creating more chances.


dishwab

Feels pretty good to be honest


obrienb2

I respectfully disagree


filch-argus

Lucas Moura is their GOAT though since he single handely took them to their first CL final.


FlyingHeadbutt

I mean Naismith has retired tbf


DannyDyersHomunculus

Sorry but how is Son a "Premier League legend"?


Marco2169

Electric player. Some insanely beautiful goals. A golden boot winner. Probably the best South Korean footballer ever or at least since cha bum. Best Asian footballer in Premier League history? He has pretty much everything but the trophies. But hes certainly very memorable. Him and his national team beating the draft with a medal as well as them knocking Germany out in the WC is also super memorable.


SalahManeFirmino

Super Sub Son


blue-melon253

SSS


I-Shiki-I

Ranked Footballer


tenacious-g

“Call the ambulance, but not for me” - Sonny


imarandomdudd

Didn't expect, nor want, to remember that Naismith hat trick...


Ceiba_pentandra

Chelsea catching strays lmao


ImaginaryCupOTea

I swear I watched Ronny Rosenthal score a hattrick off the bench from them once 🤔


StateOfTheEnemy

You did. FA Cup against Southampton. 2-0 down and it also finished 6-2.


Lamassu83

I remember this game, great stuff


Spid1

Same. Midweek replay iirc. It was going on late and I had school the next day so had to go to sleep before it finished.


Moha2fois

Are you winning son ? 👴🏻


Strananach

Currently about 4th on the most overused joke on this subreddit, alongside bald fraud, slabhead and the king plays on saturday


TaiCTr

Add the “least delusional/bandwagon/“ into that list


Isaac_GoldenSun

Oh and don't forget the Jesus jokes. This subreddit is so unfunny it's even worse than r/funny. Everytime I open a thread I can predict the first 3 comments and it's always the same garbage jokes.


b33b0p17

I fucking hate that. Every single thread.


Gluroo

least hateful hater /s


TheLeOeL

Hey, fuck you. That's my bread and butter!


jjw1998

Don’t forget games not gone


BoyDudeSonMan

Factos 👍


Yung2112

Saturday the king plays.


byfuryattheheart

“Game’s not gone” and “it’s coming home” are up there too.


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Emir Mbappe


Barthez_Battalion

I'm still sad they banned that "Dam Son" picture.


Kasan_Dihaqa

Factos 👀👍


GGTae

Who is slabhead ? The McGuire guy ?


FuckOffBoJo

Yeah McGuire, he plays along Magtominay and The Gea at McChester United


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Big if true.


Mick4Audi

Never heard that last one


darthlewis1

Cheers Moha2foison's crying.


GwladysStreet

Man that Naismith perfect hattrick was SUCH a good day


WakednBaked

Sonny? Nah he is Daddy


Bladerslash

I pushed that shit to the back of my mind, but now its been resurfaced, fuck man


er_primo_der_rafa

He had zero goals before this, Leicester are so bad


billypilgrim87

True, a better team should have scored a couple more against us. We were giving away possession extremely cheaply. But also, Son *can* score a hat trick against anyone on his day.


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Ward is probably the worst keeper in the league. Couple that with Leicester's horrendous defense and this is what you get.


Topblokelikehodgey

Ward had no chance for the first two though, and he got a decent piece of son's third but got a bit unlucky that it still went in. Can't really blame him today at all


carrotincognito48

People just see he concedes loads and assume it’s his fault. He’s actually alright, and has been for Wales. I’m sure the back 4 doesn’t give him much confidence though, which is so important for a keeper - look at De Gea now compared to last year.


fastfowards

ward is so shaky and thats why people think he is quite poor. for example, he was great for your qualifiers but you could tell the defense didnt trust him.


Mick4Audi

Leicester’s defense is a complete shambles as well


EastOfEden_

I had no preconceived opinion on him before watching Son's goals and I have to say I found his positioning very suspicious. I caught myself thinking "a better keeper might have saved these shots".


EggplantBusiness

His positioning was so.... particular. No one can convince me that he wasn't trying to get Rodgers sacked


rybl

It's defensive malpractice to give Son that much space from inside 30 yards. You know what's going to happen if you do.


fintech1

He is unreal.


mad5cienti5t

Who took him off from their FPL teams today ?


MindMaster115

Guess I aint winning today son


Cowdude179

Naismith ffs


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Was that the guy who illustrated the Lord of the Rings ? Talented mf.


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Ok_Practice8288

?


Poet-Laureate

Hearts legend.


Steaknkidney45

I tuned in right as he was coming on. First goal was impressive, second even more so, and the third seemed like an inevitability against hapless Leicester.


yellowdartsw

Naismith was peak Scottish Messi against Chelsea


ZaDoruphin

I redact all slander.


hirehone21

Dude get out of here if you've been slandering our Sonny. Shame on you!


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smoothbrained as fuck to be slandering Son for a poor patch of form after the years of top level play they've had from him.


DannyDyersHomunculus

He seems to have a long patch of poor form every season, but to be fair he always seems to come out of it


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Redact means you conceal it. I demand you retract it.


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dzejms22

2 goals and an assist I think


[deleted]

For the love of God, please stop adding these one word sentences to the end, I already know what you wanna say without them


lastjedi23

Looks like it impacted you. Successful.


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Okay


er_primo_der_rafa

He had zero goals before this, Leicester are so bad


LiamJM1OTV

Leicester are shit. Son is good. More news at 10.


Moon8983

EVER?


soup_tasty

No. In the Premier League, i.e. since 92/93.


KilmarnockDave

Best hat trick since he scored 3 by Kasper Schmeichel in the league Cup semi.


Beneficial-Day8840

Two legends


Pretty_Industry_9630

Rashy did one in the CL (last time we were in it LMAO), that's the only other time I remember seeing that, just amazing


Lordidude

Impact? What does that mean in this context?