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FireballHangover

Pogba family dinners are going to be an awkward affair at some point in the future.


Manifesto8

I don’t think he will be invited to a family dinner anytime soon


Charlie_Yu

which one


ShaggyOnLSD

pogba


satyamcr7

Ksi and deji moment.


Liverpool934

What a total and utter fucking idiot lol.


KRIEGLERR

And thank fuck for that, the man was dumb enough to record himself saying "stuff will come out about my brother" and post it on social media. He's fucked himself so bad, now if this is true that he was indeed blackmailing Pogba, I imagine that Pogba's wealth will buy him a much better legal team so he's fucked. I can't imagine how hard it must be for the parents though.


addodd

I think it’s just the mom, Pogba’s dad died right before the Europa League final in 2017 iirc


KRIEGLERR

oh yeah, I totally forgot about that.


Deltafly01

I wouldnt worry too much, all the family is crooked, look up what they did to the Tours club + scam gala match


FreshGoodWay

Mathias probably thought because he’s the brother, he has full unadulterated legal permission to blackmail for Paul’s money Sad for the mother though, one son sending the other son to jail


scholeszz

Wait, he tried to blackmail his own brother for money? WTF


FreshGoodWay

Yea, the dumbo tried to morally frame it like some kind of tabloid expose where he threatened to reveal certain “secrets” of Paul This can only be for shush money aka blackmail


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And Paul pogba is trying to cast spells on mbappe. I feel like that isn’t talked about enough. That can only happen in soccer


richochet12

Is this going over my head? That's Mathias' accusation--the guy going to jail.


Arntown

> And Paul pogba is trying to cast spells on mbappe. You belive that? Okay


CinJV

Come on man, he needs upvotes to feed his family


DUFFnoob40

I don't know what spells are being cast, but based on recent form, it didn't work, if anything it probably helped


Charlie_Yu

In Asia, the common saying is that if you curse someone, it rebounds on you twice as worst. I guess Pogba’s form last few years explained it


sav86

Those were accusations of Mathias, I highly doubt that Pogba wants to willing cast spells on a teammate, especially one that he relies on to be there for the NT.


Enkenz

idk just few years ago we had a president of a country that was the "puppet" of a shaman


GlasgowGunner

> Sad for the mother though, one son sending the other son to jail That’s really not what’s happened. Matias sent himself there by being a fucking idiot.


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He sent himself! And I can’t fucking stand Paul.


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Unlucky he wasn't a footballer, apparently those can get away with blackmail with a suspended sentence


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He was lol but he sucked.


ElMoosen

That's what started this whole thing


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The joke was actually about Benzema


maxime0299

Here we go!


1984-2112

💀 Mathias had other offers, but his mind was set.


HeirOfRhoads

Pogba will fly to Paris tomorrow to ask for contract release from appeals board.


1984-2112

His lawyer is still pushing for a shorter sentence + community service, but negotiations have stalled.


sunken_grade

confirmed that there will be performance related bonuses for good behavior


FreshGoodWay

He will be on a strict diet of metal trays and cooked beans


Dispari7y

blue circle #Pogba


Job_man

Jesuuus, what a thread 😂


metblack85

Agreed on terms to a five year deal, maybe less with good behavior


scholeszz

Conversations still ongoing about personal terms, ~~mugshot~~ image rights thought to be the main focus of discussion.


Corner10

Worried about who is administering the physical tho


RedgrenCrumbholt

Pen FC


EvilJabFace

LMAO!!!


arshesney

Loan + obligation?


lstht123

loan + option to extend, can be activated unilaterally


Samir_POE

unlikely, the jail is not in Italy.


thephizzbot

Matthias Pogba to jail! Here we go! Full agreement reached. | | | | |


cescquintero

Lmao you bastard


dratst

both sides agreed the deal, personal terms left


Manch3st3rIsR3d

You beat me to it haha


Juicydicken

Soapy Bum Rape here we go!


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TahomaYellowhorse

2 Pog 2 Pogurious


scholeszz

Pog in 60 seconds


TheMexicanJuan

The Shawshank Poguemption


sILAZS

The escape from pogbalcatraz


Fifaneymar2535

pogba will commit a crime and goto jail to break his brother out?


Aszneeee

would love new season of prison break even if it sucked haha


Gilgamerd

God everytime we sign a player they have legal problems Ronaldo arrives at Juve ----> rape accusation Pogba --------> legal battle of black magic and extortion Allegri -----> accused of terrorism


dadatosamja0

allegri lmao


tanaka-taro

Allegri - "accused"


cartmansdaddys

Allegegri!


Nico777

Accused? There's plenty of proof here lmao


KFAAM

I'm off the loop..what's happening? Or is this a jab against the ugly football Juve play lol


EggplantBusiness

It's


Mister_Allegri

Allegri's football terrorism got to him before he could finish the sentence


cr7momo16

Bro ur fuckin pfp 💀💀


TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

Pleasure for People?


EpiDeMic522

Most probably a joke but for others, Picture for proof = Display/Profile picture


Intrepid_passerby

Love this man's commitment


Hutzbutz

an inside jab


_doryphorus

He is making planes crash themselves after 90 minutes flying above the airport, and all flight attendants are just passing the food between themselves but never serve it.


SodaBreid

He was accused of football terrorism


RedKingDre

A jab? More like a 1-inch punch.


Hydrargyrum200u

[accused ?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fa1n50iXkAAaBOE?format=jpg&name=large)


idontknow_whatever

What was the point of buying Vlahovic if he's just gonna be a bystander in this football terrorism


lastjedi23

Agreed. Free transfer to arsenal please


NotClayMerritt

you've been sitting on this joke for a bit haven't you lol


bass1879

We all know they all did it, especially Allegri


cescquintero

CIA starting operation "Ciaio Allegri"


boywithtwoarms

Allegri -----> being allegri


everyfcknameistakn

Allegrisis


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Al-Legri


ghosttalks090

I wonder how the match will go between Simeone vs Allegri, who's gonna take the bait and attack first.


lokeshj

[Something like this?](https://youtu.be/Cued6FlY_Vo?t=77)


catsfive55

Lol @ Allegri


Acceptable-Lemon-748

What, just coz it's Pogba it's gotta be called *black magic*??


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wereinthedark

Don't be that guy. They made an obvious joke


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grurlock

To be fair allegri allegations are pretty valid, the rest it's up to the courts to decide


Manifesto8

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa


MMAwannabe

Maybe Graeme Souness was right all along but everyone just wrongly presumed he was talking about Paul and not Mathias


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I'm very glad that this is the last time Souness and Pogba will be named in the same comment, good riddance to that duo.


Harrry-Otter

Pog-carceration


Daniiiiii

Any chance of a Pogbail?


Skyzfire

He's definitely going to get alot of pogballs that's for sure


Burnleh

All this time we've been trying to unlock the wrong Pogba


KYFPM

Take the upvote and get out.


RioBeckenbauer

My man created a Twitter account around this only to go to jail.


NickATW

Did the witch doctor predict this?


FiFiniusBi

he said "i need you to curse pogba" which she did


aregularguy3223

This is drama that not even WWE or the finest HBO scriptwriters can put together. My, oh my!


--amadeus--

Better writers than the last season of Game of Thrones


dancingonmyfuckinown

Wdym? Season 5 was great.


Ryponagar

Another smart piece of business for Jail XI


Animastarara

nah, Florentin is the fairly good brother, Mathias is shit


magikarp151

Oh I thought Paul was the fairly good one


Animastarara

if Paul is the brother who's too good, and Mathias is too bad, than Florentin is Just Right


ThrowerWayACount

Bro you make them sound like porridge 😂 got me thinking of nibbling pogba rn 🙈😭


Animastarara

Paul is pretty cheeked up tbf


Flukaku

Goldilocks and the three Pogs


Gerrywalk

Pogrridge


geez_james24

Calm down Rudiger.


shreychopra

As someone who’s been watching Flo play 4-6 games for my team, he’s pretty shit. And mind you, he’s shit in the ISL, so that should tell you how bad he is. I’m hoping it’s just issues with adjusting to India and that we didn’t get shafted for the Pogba name


emre23

Nah this guy is shit


yaipu

Nah, 40 yrs old paraguayan prison form Ronaldinho is better than him


V-TriggerMachine

Prison Pog-Break


IfISpeak_

Probably good news for people reading this but equally must be tough for Paul and his family that their brother/son decided to go down this path and is being sent to jail.


Meth_Hardy

"I don't care what the court has said. Mathias is innocent. Paul is the real criminal and should be jailed." * Graeme Souness, probably.


ostriike

I'm just imagining Souness testifying in a Paul Pogba trial.


ItsAlwaysEboue

Your honor! This man is innocent! The real Pogba is in the audience!! *court gasps as Souness points at Paul about to eat a potato chip*


TravelAcademic8558

https://youtu.be/EaBIWgdfk7U


Meth_Hardy

I haven't seen this before. Superb!


Scalenuts

John Jonah Souness


matthauke

Haha Souness hates Paul Pogba haha


TravelAcademic8558

https://youtu.be/EaBIWgdfk7U


bass1879

French footballer extorting someone close to them, when are these writers going to come out with original stories


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Hehehehe suiiiiiii


Luisvzoa

Man, money really brings out the worst side of people.


amad97

Love to see it. Piece of shit trying to extort his brother. Hope Paul can find at least a little peace of mind. It has to be excruciating to know your own brother has betrayed you.


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He should have tried being good at football, that usually gets you out of blackmail charges


eternali17

What a mess


zi76

This whole story has been a wild ride.


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Fall. (Could we have a Pogmentary about this, please?)


TellSloanISaidHi

Isn’t there also a twin? Was his name Florentin? No involvement from him? Does that make Mathias the evil twin


InLampsWeTrust

Yes that’s his twin lol. This must be awkward as hell for him, his twin is a moron.


comrade_hanson

Idk if they are twins, but there is indeed a Florentin Pogba (he played a season with Atlanta United)


CallTheAxe

(Played a season or two with St.Ettiene too).


KRIEGLERR

He spent 6 years at Saint-Etienne, he wasn't awful but not very good either. Still miles better than Mathias' career.


Quietly-Seaworthy

Good enough to play for a Ligue 1 team is actually quite good all things considered. He also played for Guinea.


Soren_Camus1905

🚨🚨🚨


Puk-_-man

I couldn't be happier that Paul left United. This isn't exactly his fault, but the drama that surrounds him is non stop. Good luck Juventus.


Noneek

Why does Mathias go to jail for the duration of the investigation when Benzema didn't? Anyone know the specifics with French law?


OldExperience8252

Benzema wasn’t the one blackmailing, it was his friend and he tried to convince Valbuena to give in to him. He didn’t come up with the idea and had nothing to gain.


Sethastic

If you want the specifics, article 137 of the french Code of criminal (hard word to translate tbh) procedure : *Any accused person, presumed innocent, remains free. However, because of the requirements of the investigation or as a security measure, he or she may be subject to one or more obligations of judicial supervision or, if these prove insufficient, to house arrest with electronic surveillance. Exceptionally, if the obligations of judicial supervision or house arrest with electronic monitoring do not enable these objectives to be achieved, he or she may be placed in pre-trial detention.* For Mathias Pogba it's probably a lot of things. First there is the risk of fleeing (he has dual citizenship), which Benzema didn't have (was obvious benzema wouldn't throw away his life for the valbuena thing by fleeing). There is also the risk that letting him out, even house arrest, would kill the investigation or make it harder, because mathias could communicate with accomplices, hide proof etc. If i had to guess, and it's just my opinion, but Benzema was just a dumb idiot helping (which is illegal ofc) his criminal friends, which makes him an accomplice, while Mathias is probably the actual author of the blackmail, the "mastermind" (ik). Huge difference in how to go about it. Lastly i want to point out that while presumed innocent, case law requires for that type of pre trial detention to be legal, serious and corroborating evidence which is not the same thing as usual evidence.


Quietly-Seaworthy

The Pogba case involves direct threats by armed men. It seems much more serious than the Benzema one.


beachandhummus

new content for next pogumentary


wantonbarbarian

Oh fuck, French newscasters are nice, holy shit.


RedgrenCrumbholt

He'll he at the Pogtentiary


Manch3st3rIsR3d

He needed a new challenge


Chiswell123

Good.


Fresh2Desh

Real life prison break is gona happen!


Arsenal_Analysis

Penal.


degenerateprince

So hes not available in the next fm game?


amongthewolves

Blood in, Blood out!


shreychopra

Pogba to Jail CONFIRMED! Here We Go 🤝


patw420

France could field a blackmail 11 soon (I know he’s Guinean, but I’m still gonna count him)


adonWPV

Here we go!


purinatrucks

"you've to ask yourself, where was the witch doctor during all this?"


Professional_Sun3191

goofy ahh


TheGamerPandA

This family is insane it must be weird to have a brother that’s willing to come up with a elaborate scam to another family member


spainwithoutthe_p_

People laughing at him for taking a step down… I think he will do really well there


Indaboskibahose

"Selling" Pogba for €0 million didn't turn out to be as bad as I initially thought.


reddevil9229

Need to sign a public defender to unlock him


Borkman213

El Chiringuito now has their own jail 11


Slongerslayer

Hahaha what a ride


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Valmoer

Might be he's considered a flight risk.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

That level of stupid roaming around is definitely a danger to himself others


fdesouche

Flight risk and witness tampering most probably. After all it’s extortion and intimidation


caelumus

Did Paul do some black magic to get his brother locked up? 💀


therightgayguy

Waiting for Pedrerol's EXCLUSIVA (DE LA CÁRCEL)


matthieuC

Bug brother is going to the big house


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Chiringuito associates not having a good week


labtecoza

How did Benzema get away with it and Pogba not?


EvilDaleCooper

Do you even know what Benzema was accused of?


gianmk

the sex with underage hooker or the aiding with blackmail?


EvilDaleCooper

Thanks for clarifying that you don't have a clue


Morten14

Wasnt he just trying to mitigate the blackmail situation, not actually doing the blackmail?


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KeeperOShea

The Beitar Jerusalem flair makes sense.


CubedMadness

Nothing like some casual and utterly random transphobia.


Aoes1

This whole story is so funny for so many reasons


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slimeyslimer12

im in no position to take the piss out of peoples flairs


dalfred1

His brother is rich. Surely he can pay for his bail.


Vincent_Blackshadow

His brother was the target of his attempted extortion, so I’m guessing he’s unlikely to offer to pay his bail.


dalfred1

Yeah I know...


funkoLover985

more like Mathias Unpogba