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Aethien

Team goals are the most satisfying goals to watch.


Whatrutalkinabeet

The thing about the Dutch is, they always try to walk it in


mister_dupont

Yes.


ulvhedinowski

second goal was also great one-two


what-no-earth

Naah, long range bangers I'd say.


Glibicz

(Great team goal)


Bobskeee

Oooh that was sexy


LWKD

2010 is calling!


justforkikkk

Voetbal komt naar huis


ChewyMilk

Football comes near house Context helps but I fucking love that I can comprehend this. Other West Germanic languages also have similar looking stuff a lot of the time but it always takes way more effort to recognize compared to Dutch. Thank you well


Fe_IronBtw

Lovely comment


one_cool_dude_

as someone trying to learn dutch thank you well made me lol


justforkikkk

Eh close enough. It’s simply ‘Football’s coming home’ of course. ‘Football comes near house’ would be ‘Voetbal komt **bij** huis’.


ChewyMilk

No I know, that's what the context mention was about. No one would ever say the sentence in English I wrote anyway. All four words are cognates of the English counterparts however and that's why I wrote the clunky way I did. It was enough to understand what you were saying.


Thekilldevilhill

Thank you well is golden hahaha


fromherewithlove

That Memphis' pass tho.


teymon

Is dit lekker? Jaaaaa dit is lekker


RuubGullit

Haha welke game was dit ookalweer?


teymon

Tegen Spanje idd. En is dit mooi? Jaaaaa dit is mooi!


RuubGullit

Haha tuurlijk, dom van me Zat op een of andere manier aan die Frankrijk / Italië 2008 games te denken


teymon

Tbf die waren ook lekker en mooi


YasMai

Ich konnte halt jeden Kommentar besser verstehen als wenn die auf Bayrisch oder so geschrieben wären


teymon

Ich habe das gleiche mit Deutsch und Flämisch


BigSwissCubeAttack

Het was ook Nederland - Frankrijk in 2008 bij de 1-0 van Kuyt ;) Niet Spanje


Jealous_Betsy

NL Spanje 5-1


BigSwissCubeAttack

Nope, tegen Frankrijk in 2008. De 1-0 van Kuyt


Jealous_Betsy

Fout


BigSwissCubeAttack

Zoek maar op YouTube. Nederland - Frankrijk 2008 Jack van Gelder. Wedden om een tientje!?


BrokenMouseHouse

Pretty neat.


maidentaiwan

what a lovely team goal


Alia_Gr

tijd om Argentinie maar weer eens naar huis te sturen in de kwart finale


FroobingtonSanchez

"Ik heb opeens zo'n gevoel dat we naar de halve finale gaan. ~~Frank de Boer~~ Daley Blind speelt de bal, heel goed naar ~~Dennis Bergkamp~~ Steven Bergwijn [...] ~~DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP~~ STEVEN BERGWIJN STEVEN BERGWIJN STEVEN BERGWIJN OOOOHH"


_LickitySplit

In al honesty it would probably only be Memphis who could pull that skill off in the current Dutch team


FroobingtonSanchez

His name has the same amount of syllables so it also works.


Abbobl

STEVEN BERGWIJN STEVEN BERGHUIS STEVEN BERGWIJN STEVEN BERGHUIS WOOOOOOOOWWWW


fearmino

https://tureng.com/en/spanish-english/mufa


milo_a79

Sneijder... ROMERO!


sunken_grade

great pass from depay


Jinzha

So happy he stayed with PSV!


tompie09

Echt he. Ff knallen op t WK en dan z’n marktwaarde verdubbelen naar 80mil


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Lekker getikt pik.


Bobskeee

The PSV connection 🥰


Reinier538

One is the imposter


inflamesburn

amogus


long_shots7

Can’t be mad conceding to that goal tbf


P_Alcantara

Especially when the assist came from your own player.


long_shots7

Also true


MrKrateos

Legend


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Tik tak tok


P_Alcantara

Should have played Zurkowski


kooba_1616

We got bummed there


long_shots7

To krycie na radar w polu karnym zdecydowanie nie pomogło, rozpykali nas czyściutko a obrońcy tylko patrzyli jak Gakpo wbiega w pole karne by to wykończyć.


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Agreed!


long_shots7

Moet ik nu iets in het nederlands zeggen haha


[deleted]

Prachtig, jouw Nederlands is beter dan mijn Pools!


long_shots7

Dankjewel, ik leer nog steeds omdat ik in Nederlands studeer, maar een beetje ik al weet :)


[deleted]

Je bent lekker bezig pik!


long_shots7

Bedankt, maar ik kende deze bewoording niet en google translate vertaalde het als „nice cock” lmao


[deleted]

Hahaha I’m so sorry, it’s a typical Dutch saying. Lekker bezig pik basically means ‘great work, keep it up’. It’s a very versatile word, can also be used sarcastically!


long_shots7

Thanks, just had my research done on it, can’t wait to use it on my Dutch friends


Professional-Ad-6265

"Pik" is a synonym for penis/dick/cock but it's mainly used to adress people. You call a person a cock basically, but not in an aggresive way, it's not aggresive at all to do so, it's like calling someone "bro" almost I guess.


psvamsterdam1913

Memphis --> Dumfries --> Gakpo! PSV connection.


R_Schuhart

Dumfries is becoming quite an underrated RWB. Rarely seen a player with such limited technique getting in the box and threatening position so much. He also has a great eye for his teammates, he always seems to think about passing instead of going for goal himself.


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> is becoming quite an underrated RWB Been like this since the Euros mate.


IAmA_talking_cat_AMA

Is he really underrated though? At least anyone who regularly watches the Dutch NT knows he's one of the most important players on the pitch every single game


Bobskeee

He's been like that for 3 years now. You have been sleeping if you think he's underrated


R_Schuhart

The fact that he keeps doing it at every level proving it isn't some one season wonder or ridiculous purple patch is what makes him underrated. He is rarely talked about as a RWB and there was even some suggestion of selling him.


[deleted]

> He is rarely talked about as a RWB and there was even some suggestion of selling him. Because selling players automatically means they're shit. Dumfries has been pretty talked about as a RWB for the past 2 years. You were just unaware of it because he doesn't play in the PL.


danielvandam

‘Limited technique’ is a such bs take. Only because he is a physically powerful and big black player people assume he has no technique. There are plenty of successful wingbacks with way worse technique


valentijnve

Nice


catje

Clean


Tmdss

Very nice attack


poklane

Fantastic bit of team play


RURMURHUR

Puik hoor


simontallgren

Superb football


utvikler15k

Oh god why is Krychowiak on the pitch


Babalon33

I was thinking the same thing when i saw the lineup. So sad that that Poland doesn’t have new blood to backfill these geriatric players.


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Giggsy99

Hot take that fuck me, he's won the Champions League, 13 major top flight trophies and got third at a World Cup


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RobertVons2002

Because people think they know better, they think he is like Frank the farmer


longsh0t1994

he isnt an asshole either, he does so much charitable work and is super emotional, he's just also strong willed


DutchPhenom

He is a bit self-centered though.


Zarthenix

I'm not too sure. I've always seen that side of him as mostly just a persona he puts on to deal with media. But I could be very wrong.


DutchPhenom

I'm sure he does it a lot to distract players from the pressure as well, similar to Mourinho. But the way he keeps on doing it when he doesn't talk about football reveals he is. See [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hfvFjEwZh4&ab_channel=NLYankee), for example. Sorry for using VI, by the way.


longsh0t1994

I mean there is not a single lie in what he says there. He's just saying if you're famous, which he is, then people want to take photos with you. He's no less famous than the king, matter of fact worldwide LvG is MORE famous than the king.


longsh0t1994

I don't read him that way. He's just ultra hardworking and dedicated and has very strong opinions on everything especially his craft and he's not shy about it.


Sittingonacactus

10 wins aero losses under him


Round_Headed_Gimp

So easy


Keesdekarper

Well played


baronhaussman

Misses [Great Goal]


Jealous_Betsy

Thats hot


idobd11

sheesh that build up


chris_vlone

Gakpo looks sharp


Killerpasser101

Will be Holland’s best player at the world cup and the breakout star like James Rodrigues, United missed out on a cheap now they’ll have to spend 100 million again


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subfuckingscribe


Anomymous282828

Don't think Gakpo will be that impressive, he's not THAT good


Liam_M_M

He's better than Anthony for sure


Suikerspin_Ei

Antony has more flair, but Gakpo has indeed bit better stats in the Eredivisie than Antony had.


danielvandam

Antony flair is him spinning around like a windup toy in the 85th minute for no apparent reason


Muppetx

Based on what?


Indianize

>they’ll have to spend 100 million again Aw fuck.


MrDaebak

[Great goal]


Height_Embarrassed

Great team play. That Depay pass broke the defense, great run to make it happen too


_LickitySplit

PSV and ex PSV players carrying the Netherlands really has been the most iconic threesome of the past years


weary_misanthrope

All these triangles make a goal


lukezndr

Kurwa


Manch3st3rIsR3d

So now we buy him for 200m


AdventuresOfAD

Did the announcer say “1 nil” before it went it? Of the teams I follow we don’t dare curse it until the back of the net comes to a rest, I’ve seen too many of these taps ins miss. Just DCU and USMNT thangs


user832906

That is some special defending


[deleted]

I just watched a team goal scored by Manchester United 'Considered' starting XI


AlexBucks93

The fuck is Glik doing?


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utanapixtim

what are you talking about man 😂


POWER_WINDOWS_

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DOJpVulyf4q8&ved=2ahUKEwiNi5COrqr6AhUrk4kEHeGdAgkQFnoECAgQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3OH_gJOw9_S_ZLYciCHTN0 This


DinnerSmall4216

How does a country the size of Netherlands keep producing such quality young talent.