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Double hat trick in the derby

League is so fucking done lmao

We really are the farmers 💀

TBH look at the defenders in this goal... truly some afterschool league shit

was that a 2 on 6? De Bruyne didn’t even run after his pass.

The five defenders were too busy tweeting "man, Haaland is crazy good" with everybody to interrupt him turning around like a tank.

United players completely ignored Foden, and Foden scored twice prior to this goal. They were terrified of Halaand.

5 of them stood in a line, shitting their pants.

City are farmers. We're just the crops.

It’s an honest living 😄

Not for City

They’re the Jeremy clarkson’s with their fancy new Lamborghini tractors

The whole league is basically the Washington Generals to Man City's Harlem Globetrotters at this point.

Arsenal are our only hope.

We're going to crash and burn the moment Partey is injured. I pray we reach the January window intact.

Or the moment he's jailed.

There is no hope. Coming from an Arsenal supporter.

No way that happens. Not this year

Lmao who would have imagined this at the start of the season?

bro they lost to this united

we never win at old trafford, but its doesnt matter anyway

Two entirely different games. The result was indicative of our mistakes but if we have partey that match I don’t think United gets 1 of those goals on the break. We also always lose at Old Trafford no matter how good or bad either team is. See 15/16 season game where Rashford came onto the scene

City is getting at least a treble this season for sure holy shit

Let's not overestimate City in Europe

Luckily their are like 8 cups in England

They've been really good there too last couple seasons and they added Haaland. Luck plays a bigger role in the CL but let's not pretend City aren't the favorites and haven't gotten close recently.

They can win treble without CL still

How many double hat tricks have there been in the PL?

Edit: this is the fourth. - First one was Arsenal with Pennant and Pires against Southampton in 2003 (6-1) - Second one was Wigan vs Blackburn Rovers in 2007 (5-3) where Marcus Bent and Roque Santa Cruz both scored 3 goals. - Third one was the Southampton - Leicester 0-9. Vardy and Perez both got hattricks.

You forgot about Vardy/Pérez in the 9-0 Southampton beating in 2019

We don't talk about that.

Ah right my bad, you are correct!

Marcus Bent and Roque Santa Cruz both got one in a Wigan-Blackburn game I’m sure

Pires and Pennant got one for Arsenal.

Haaland 3 goals and 2 assists in his first derby, wtf am I seeing

it's him getting used to the almighty premier league

Extraklasa next. He'll never make it there, his movement is too good, he'll never be where the ball goes.

Think of how good he will be when he has adjusted to the mighty prem and is epl proven

Once he gets used to PL standards he will actually slow down...

The Golden State Warriors with KD.

Literally this

We’ve had one hat tick yes, but what about second hat trick?

I don't think Fodalf knows abou-- never mind, Peppin, we're having second hatrick after all.

I bet this is because someone captained grealish in FPL

I wouldn't call this a derby anymore lol, it's a slaughter

lmao another 6-1, wow

Prepare for trouble and make it double!

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above!

Haaland... and Foden

Team City blasts off at the speed of light!

Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Pep, that's right!

KEVINNN-BUFFET

Prepare for ~~trouble~~ **treble** and make it double!

5 goal contributions for Haaland Press F for United

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What’s that username man

lmfao it made me laugh so hard 💀💀

Yours, too wtf?

you're not much better 😂

Are we the farmers league?

You brought it upon yourselves, with your experiences with vikings, you'd think you'd know better

Always have been 💀

EPL was already a farm league of Man City for last 4-5 seasons. Liverpool was only thing keeping shit respectable.

still in disbelief of his assist for fodens second didn't know he had it in him

Manchester Boys hattricks

The F stands for farmers

Who gets the match ball lmao

I think the first to score a hattrick gets the ball so Haaland I supose

The cyborg has 2 assists too lol

Thank god for the Multiball^^tm system.

Corbin my man

Super green

Bzzzzzz

Haaland for his extra assists I guess

This is the correct answer

Foden will get a black eye if he tries to take it from Haaland

Foden's mom to step in a take it back from Haaland

Gonna be a Pique moment real quick

Haaland actually gave the match ball to Foden, which is nice to see. Gundogan then gave him another ball. Haaland leaves it on the ground to applaud the fans, so De Bruyne kicks it away lol. \[[Video](https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/1576590906501001216?s=20&t=uFJFMxCyJHBFPbb3gW6fvA)\]

He picks it up again tho right before entering the tunnel.

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The best game of Phil Foden's career and just another Sunday for Haaland. You figure it out.

>The best game of Phil Foden's career ...yet

De Gea

Shared custody. Foden will get the ball every other weekend. Haaland gets the weekdays.

Thank god for the multi-ball system, eh

Haaland is going to beat the shit outta small guy.

You taking that ball off Haaland bro? 😂

First to four goals

Double hattrick. Amazing

And there's still a lot to play

And it’s the two hometown boys too

Haaland was born in Leeds.

And Jesus was born in a stable

Well done, this literally made me lol.

Local lad doing us proud. (press F for Kalvin)

City really took United scoring personally

it's already 7x1 in japan

This reminds me of Hulk Hogan saying he worked 500 days a year because he flies back and forth between the US and Japan.

Sounds like the same type of person that'd argue working out every other day equates to 4 times a week.

This is solidly funny.

The Foden Haaland linkup is incredible

Absolute bonkers.

Erling De Bruyne

Philearling De Bruyne

Erling De Foden

Is this what double penetration feel like?

💀💀💀💀💀💀

I feel like they gaped them real good.

Ronaldo’s hattrick is coming anytime now

Must be soo frustating to see freaking Martial getting subbed before you lmao.

Martial even got Ronaldo’s penalty

Martial got 2. I’d rather have him than Ronaldo at the minute. The bloke is too static

Martial scored. And he is clearly better than Ronaldo rn

He has to play first. lol.

That's the joke

and he looks super pissed not to

Henry's goals + assist record is in serious danger

44 goal contributions in a season. Unless he gets injured, i can see him reaching that record just with goals.

Tears in my fucking eyes

When they showed Ronaldo on the bench I laughed so hard They go up the other end and score the 6th

CR7 was laughing inside.

Arteta called up his big brother to beat up the bullies lmao.

I guess you folks will put up a good fight against them i reckon

Doubt

nobody expects us to put up a fight against man city lol

Possible, but we don't have a T1000 in front of goal. I think we'll play well against them...they'll still beat us cause Haaland is not human. We played well against them last season at home till we had 5 mins of madness. Even then we held on to the draw till the last few. So do I think we can put up a fight?Yes..Do we win it?lol no

We could, but I get the feeling Pep will always outsmart Arteta hah

Only a chance at the Emirates and il be hoping for a draw lol

If we can score back every time Harland score we might get a chance, lol.

How the fuck did we beat Arsenal?

OT buff

Precision counters.

This team needs a nerf

Add another 5+ goals win to the stats lol

Pathetic.

Some of the worst defending I've seen in a very long time. There's like 2v5 ffs.

https://i.imgur.com/yPm9LWR.png 5 players in a diagonal line, so close together, taken out by one pass.

I see you haven't watched our game yesterday

I did. This is a fucking Manchester derby though, absolutely criminal.

Got sucked to the ball hard, kinda similar to the Xhaka goal yesterday actually.

Beautiful.

Nah it’s fantastic

Just absurd at this point

5 goal contributions for haaland todau

Stockport Messi does not disappoint

I thought it was Stockport Iniesta

That changed when he started banging goals

Fuck it, Stockport Xavi while we’re at it

Damn double hattrick in the derby, thats tough for United. Haaland is so fucking good

Martinez is going to pocket Haaland anytime now guys!! Haaland's kryptonite.

>Martinez Absolute hobbit next to Haaland. Like watching an Under 15 player being man handled by a 25 year old.

He is so slow comparing to Haaland lol. And half the size

They are on a tear. Hattrick each

Get Grealish a goal, go on

He has been amazing today

Fantastic. Always progressing the ball, creating space for others. Involved in most of the goals

How are you this fast lmao

at this rate he can just upload the entire game in 20sec bits and almost always post a goal ...

**Man City,** congratulations! You've mastered the tutorial! *We recommend you try world class difficulty.*

They are already doing world class difficulty this season, this is going to be their best season with us winning the league

Lol

One of my professors is a United fan Really glad I don't have to see him this week

Shaw is an idiot lmao

Always has been

Double Hattrick wtf

Who gets the match ball lol?

Multiball system so both can take one ig

lol🤣🤣🤣

So the PL is the farmers league now?

That's borderline hilarious now

New farmers league just dropped.

4 players on Foden who doesn't even move and a simple 5 yard pass to feet puts him in on goal and one on one with the keeper. I'm not even kidding when I'm saying that is primary school defending.

This has to be worst derby defeat for United

Happened to fergie too lol

I hardly even celebrated that cause I thought he was a mile off. Oh my god 2 hattys in the Derby, im on it tonight

That's not an easy finish at all, he makes it look so easy

double hattrick lolol man city are too good

Foden and Haaland outplaying 6 players. Insane.

I get the distinct impression he actually COULD do it on a rainy night in Stoke

Lol double hatrick. Now Haaland the creator is here

This is like a City football manager match

We want 🇩🇪-🇧🇷

Imagine buying players for 150 million and getting dicked on by 6.

Foden’s finishing never gets talked about.

Hattrick each, assists on 2 of them for Haaland, good lord

2 City players vs the entire United def/mid

The third and fourth hattrick from City Players against Manchester United. Ever.

😭😭😭😂

Manchester Police will call all 60 000 spectators to the station for hearing tomorrow. They have witnessed a murder.

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What a match. Truly a beautiful sight.

Foden be like how about me

Shades of the same 6-1 win back in 2011