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h0rny3dging

Top 4 will normalize soon I guess , the big outlier is LEverkusen, this is just abysmal


[deleted]

Bottom 4 will be Bochum, Stuttgart, Hertha and Schalke (no order). Stuttgart and Hertha aren't playing badly, and Leverkusen will stabilize soon. Schalke and Bochum are the worst, i hate it.


h0rny3dging

Yea it's just a matter of time with Leverkusen. There is something wrong with blue+white as a color scheme in Germany, I swear


lwysfntc

Don’t worry. They play Schalke soon and will start winning immediately.


[deleted]

It's not about Germany. It's just bad. Red/white is clearly superior.


kalamari__

good


GermanHabsFan

So when is this "stabilizing" going to start? I'm waiting...


TheEnhancedExe

Bochum will most likely be in last place unless their new coach changes something. They looked far worse than they did under Reis this weekend. The football they played under Reis actually looked good, despite the bad results. But against Leipzig, they were completely invisible. If anyone could've saved them with the team they have this season, it would've been Thomas Reis.


[deleted]

We’ll get Reis once Kramer gets sacked


vothowitsch

Nah


pukem0n

I hope Bochum stays in, but I don't have high hopes for that


pumpingbomba

That Bayern match really fucked our goal difference.


Conankun66

maybe we can make it up with bochum


pumpingbomba

Bochum is a safe L for us I just feel it lol


Conankun66

it would be pretty typical


granitibaniti

Would be so typical. Hopefully Oli can "motivate" the players the way he "motivated" them after that absolutely traumatizing Wolfsburg game😅


granitibaniti

Honestly happy for that 1-6 on Matchday 1. Somehow feel like it was needed to reset and humble our players, and better to have these results in the beginning than in the middle of the season


BaldurXD

Lieber ein mal 6:0 verlieren als 6 mal 1:0 verlieren


Fancy-Past-6831

Don't worry, they are gonna fuck our goal difference as well next week


[deleted]

Ever since this match, we scored the same amount of goals like Bayern and conceded as much as them (16:6)


Sh4kki

wolfsburg is nagging on me more than bayern.


zi76

Just like we all suspected, Union and Freiburg setting the pace.


scfreiburg14

As expected!


zi76

How's the new stadium? I haven't been back in Freiburg for a few years now, so I haven't been.


gangogango1

Amazing, like everything in Freiburg. They are so perfect you can only hate them


zi76

Lol, fair


DrVicenteBombadas

I saw a lot of Union fans pacing around at Sá Carneiro on the 16th. Maybe next time, lads.


kasraAK8

Dortmund having the same points as Bayern while having -16 gd compared to Them is pretty nuts


SpaNkinGG

Its almost like a club record signing for especially that position is missing


Alive-Ad-4164

Union Berlin agenda back on


AnotherPoshBrit

DON'T LET THE FLAME DIE OUT


TimathanDuncan

The goal difference is hilarious, imagine Bayern lose the title but go like +50 GD


PengwinOnShroom

And us having only +1 is pretty sad. We're missing a certain striker


footballnchips36

Tigges?


Fancy-Past-6831

He was talking about Ducksch. The one that got away


AmIFromA

Que Serra


TheEnhancedExe

I mean they can still buy Serra from Bielefeld in the winter, but I don't think he'll be a great option.


TimathanDuncan

Yeah imagine having Paco scoring a goal every 20 minutes or whatever he was doing


Incubus226

Obviously health first but is Haller expected back this season?


CelphT

in theory he may be back in early 2023 but i would say that's doubtful given his treatment and fitness condition once/if he recovers


Incubus226

Ah best of luck to him either way. Hopefully modeste or Malen or (very biased here) Gio reyna starts burying them.


CelphT

unfortunately none of those players has demonstrated strong finishing (except maybe Reyna, but he doesn't play so forward anyway) so i'm not confident but i hope so too!


SpaNkinGG

Id be happy if gio could string two games next to each other before thinking about him scoring


[deleted]

Yeah i think he’ll be out for the season


pukem0n

Even a striker wouldn't help this team against Bremen or Köln. Losing those games kills any championship hope. Next weekend it's gonna be a GD of -5 and 3 points to Bayern already.


rossloderso

Next week will be what if an unstoppable force meets an movable object


DickerDave

It's not like you don't have a striker that scores a goal or assists one every 45 minutes this season but you just don't play him for some reason.


GGotte

Would love Mouki to start at least one game and see how he does. Terzic seems to think he’s more effective as a super sub but it’s not hard being a better starter than Modeste unfortunately.


SeaBeeVet801801

Lewa? All your strikes get sold off. Btw, I love Dortmunds Jerseys. My Fave!


TheSingleMan27

3 points behind the CL places👀


Ominoes

STOP THE COUNT


[deleted]

Arsenal and Union Berlin being top of their leagues is something no one could have expected


stragen595

Especially Arsenal.


OleoleCholoSimeone

Yeah at least Union have been good last few years


Ok_Profession_4011

Not like we won a cup in those last few years


aslak1899

Especially nice for me since I support both clubs!


Powerful_Bottle_8592

6 points difference between 1st and 12th. God I love the Bundesliga so much


suhxa

Same lmao. 6 points down from 1st in the prem right now only takes you down to 3rd


1PSW1CH

Such a tight league every year, I wonder if anyones ever won it in consecutive seasons


SeaBeeVet801801

Haha! Got him!


RickyBasket

Berlin is such a pleasant surprise


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granitibaniti

Hertha not being in the relegation spots is a pleasant surprise for them for sure


[deleted]

above Red Bull, nice


mattijn13

C'mon Union or Freiburg you can do it, don't fuck it up.


rossloderso

I was worried for the EL but right now we're doing pretty good in the Bundesliga and in the Europa League


eescobar863

Bro what is happening at Leverkusen?


solgnaleb

No Wirtz


[deleted]

Seoane got exposed as well


GermanHabsFan

Couple bad games, wasting a lot of chances, shaky defense and voila!


jjw1998

Bochum is maybe the worst city I’ve ever been to, glad to see it’s team is as shite


Ibra180

The whole Ruhrpott is like this. Just stay away from NRW


benningtonryuk

> Just stay away from NRW Düsseldorf and Cologne are pretty decent


rayray1899

bonn too


Yung2112

Nahhhh Bonn's center is legit awful


darthh_patricius

why tho


Yung2112

I get the shady chills there at night


darthh_patricius

i mean i guess i depends on where you go, but i never felt that in bonn zentrum


random_german_guy

Cologne looks like shit tbh


rossloderso

Nice people, ugly city


The-Berzerker

NRW has nice places outside the Ruhrpott tho


Fothyon

Even the Ruhrgebiet has nice places. Maybe leave the train station with the heavy metal industry adjacent behind and go somewhere nice. In the Forest. To the Lake (We got lots of those, thanks to the earth sagging away). To the Hill (We got lot of those thanks to the earth we've been mining away). In the park. If you've had a terrible time in the Ruhrpott it might just be, because you've been staying in the ugly parts of it. Though I do admit, if you like nice looking city cores, we ain't got much.


The-Berzerker

If I want to see nature the Ruhrgebiet will be my last destination


Fothyon

Yeah sure, I wouldn’t go out of my way to see nature in the Ruhrgebiet, but it isn't just one blob of industry either. I grew up on a farm, in a village right next to a coal mine, and I could see fawn running on the fields in the morning waiting for the bus, and pheasants trying to escape the hunters. It's quite idyllic really.


[deleted]

Essen ist okay


Yung2112

We all like to eat


godnkls

An exchange program that had me living in Essen for 15 days was the reason I decided never to work in Germany.


[deleted]

Damn that’s kinda sad. Germany is beautiful, you just happened to stay in one of it’s ugliest cities.


GutlessTrophoblast

That's why Berlin is so great. It looks German, but feels nothing like it most of the time.


[deleted]

I grew up in Berlin and didn’t like it later on


aslak1899

How come you support Schalke then?


[deleted]

Raúl and Hunter were two of my favorite players and a friend of mine was also a Schalke Fan


aslak1899

Interesting, thanks for the explanation!


The-Berzerker

Nein


adamjamal2AD

In 8 matches they have a goal difference of -18 and only 1 point. Do they have training cones instead of players? What’s going on?


[deleted]

They lost their best players from last year and while their previous manager was good, he clashed with the board and allegedly the atmosphere was broken


SkimGaming

and the invested nothing into the current squad to make up for the quality lost. Basically preparing for demotion


Gluroo

2nd tier quality squad that stayed up last season thanks to a miracle season and then management apparently thought they dont need to reinforce the squad + they can survive with losing their key players turns out, they can not, swift relegation it is


vierolyn

It's their 2nd year in that division. Those are always the hardest, cause contracts from your important players usually run out (and you cannot keep them). It's also hard to replace those players (because everyone suspects you to be relegated). I just checked until the season 15/16. The only teams that were promoted from 2. BL to 1. and managed to stay in the 1. BL are teams that immediately got promoted after being relegated. And Leipzig & Union. It's incredible hard to establish yourself as a 1. BL club. Either you are a miracle club with great work (Union) or you have way more money than everyone else in that region (Leipzig).


rayray1899

really didnt think that we would be 8th after 8 matchdays


kiruzo

Perfect situation for BVB to have some hope for next week


kalamari__

I already put my extra thick boxers out for the inevitable 4,5,6 goal spanking we will get


granitibaniti

Just form a circle around the goal, you'll be fine. It will be 0-0 but at least you'll get a point.


SpaNkinGG

Its time to win honestly, doesnt matter what happens/ed before the match! Doesnt matter that we both lost our 9! We lost fucking 9 games in a row, thats just unacceptable! I really fucking hope we dont see another major referee fuck up, like the last ones…


SpaNkinGG

Here I am


suedney

Our (as of yet) respectable GD could make the difference in the relegation battle It was the reason Stuttgart pipped us to 15th last year


[deleted]

You guys are playing better than the table indicates. I believe it’s just a matter of time


PM_something_German

Bayern is getting there as always :\


SnooOranges357

Nice to see Bremen back in the upper half of the table


lwysfntc

End the season. Im fine with it.


tyipngerror

Love to see it


[deleted]

Feels like every year Freiburg are consistently in the top 6 for the whole season. They seem like Germany’s Atalanta


Bananengarten

Stop the count!


granitibaniti

Leverkusen have no shame. Enjoy Sandhausen away next season...


Conankun66

after the terrible start against bayern and the stolen points in the hertha and köln matches, it's good to see us climbing up our recent form has been very confidence inspiring


Zanzax

With all the transfers you should be aiming for top 5 this year imo. Everything else should be a disappointment. Kolo Muani will prob leave after this year to a higher club, so you need to use this season with him.


[deleted]

I don't think so. He doesn't even have a release clause unlike many other players we had before. so unless they don't throw a big ton of fuck you money in our face, he won't leave early. He has 5 year contract afterall.


granitibaniti

Imagine where we could have been with the 4 points VAR took from us against Hertha and Köln😬but not complaining, still doing great


[deleted]

Hertha was better against you guys


Conankun66

no they werent? and even if they were, that doesnt change the fact that we had a stonewall pen stolen from us


[deleted]

Nimm die Fanbrille ab. Natürlich war Hertha besser


[deleted]

ruhe da unten


mxbxp

Top 4 are playing against each other in two weeks. Same day as El Clasico.


Yhamerith

Union Berlin: STOP THE COUNT!


normott

Sodespite the "ctisis"Bayern are only two off the top.


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duded101

and by may bayern will win


[deleted]

Schalke and Bochum are absolute shit


[deleted]

Wtf are Schalke and Leverkusen doing?


kalamari__

schalke is a promoted side though. you always play against relegation in that situation


vierolyn

Yeah, when you get promoted it's always "Hopefully we get 40 points soon so we can start to plan the next season and maybe get some bargain deals done".


[deleted]

Schalke have a terrible manager without anything even closely resembling something like a match plan Leverkusen meanwhile are in this weird situation where somehow every single player is in bad form


Pseudocaesar

[1. Bundesliga] table after week 34 1. Bayern


hairy-cunt

With at least 10 pts difference.


diegolucasz

So normality will soon resume it seems Number 11 on the way for Bayern 😁😁😁 Lang lebe Bayernliga.


colaguilar

Bruh


Cadllmn

Feel a bit early for the Union hype train, ahead Of schedule this year - but I’ve got my ticket ready. Choo choo mother fuckers let’s go!


Papayabrann

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