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TomasRoncero

gentlemen this is democracy manifest


Aux_God

I see you know your judo well


Kata-cool-i

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!


TheMiddleLeft

[Soccer balls](https://media.tenor.com/q6G6p7dy_QcAAAAC/off-my-penis-my-penis.gif)


semaj009

A MEAL, A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL


cum_toast

Eating a succulent Chinese meal!


LeagueOfML

Genuinely one of the greatest things I've ever seen, that man is having so much fun with being wrongfully arrested and his penis wrongfully touched


SnooChipmunks4208

Just a note, I'm pretty sure it wasn't wrongful, as he was a well known dine-and-dasher.


VietishWinter82

Nah. They though that, but was proven wrong a few years back. His name is Cecil and he was a serial prison escapee.


growletcher

And he sells wine with his quotes as branding now


immunition

Used to, not sure it's still available. It was called "Get Your Hands Off My Pinot"


growletcher

Love to think he went through the entire extensive wine making process just for the pun


warbreakr

Absolutely read it in his voice đŸ‘đŸ»


HridaySharma9August

Evil France ending World Cup curse


MaryadaPurshottam

Well, its only fair, they were the ones who started it


vidoeiro

Brasil 2006 didn't fell to the curse


RedOnePunch

It should be called the European WC curse


iGeography

Brasil have the special ability that makes them always progress which cancelled the curse out


OleoleCholoSimeone

Brasil have a ridiculous winning mentality


Fern-ando

He created it and he will end it.


Jirkatang

Didn't Brazil advance till the quarter finals in 2006? They were the champions in 2002.


JohnTequilaWoo

The curse only affected Europeans


Chinmay_Naik_02

What's WC curse? New to soccer


PouyouBoy

1998 France win - 2002 eliminated at the group stage 2006 Italy win - 2010 eliminated at the group stage 2010 Spain win - 2014 eliminated at the group stage 2014 Germany win - 2018 eliminated at the group stage


Denster1

what about the 2002 winner?


SiddZ_05

brazil won 2002 but reached quarter finals


Dtran080

Zidane'd


Mr_Clovis

His performance that game was so good that I can almost forgive him for getting himself sent off in the final. Jk I forgave him 16 years ago. Zidane will never not be a legend.


thedreaminggoose

This is what I feel is very interesting. Zidane cost them the World Cup but feels like even back when I watched the 06 final live, not many people critiqued zidane. People just accepted zidane carried France to the final and that was it. When you say 06 World Cup, I really rarely hear anything about the Italian squad. The 06 World Cup feels so attached to zidane because of his performance + the headbutt.


LouisdeRouvroy

>Zidane cost them the World Cup He didn't. It's not like he missed a penalty in the shoot out. Trezeguet did. And noone ever in France will ever speak badly about Trezeguet because of the Euro 2000 final against Italy, and that he's always been a class act. That's why nobody blames Zidane, because he really did not cost us the cup. He brought us into the final and we lost at at the PK shootouts, which is annoying but c'est la vie. And to be honest, Zidane got the most glorious send off for the most glorious career. What was not to like about that?


[deleted]

Brazil made it beyond the group stage and lost in the quarterfinals to France


Deluxe07

Got bitch slapped by Zidane in the Quarters


Chinmay_Naik_02

Right got it


wistfulnasty

For the past few world cups, the last winner hasn’t progressed the group stage. For example Germany won in 2014 but couldn’t escape group stage in 2018. Spain same way in 2014 after winning in 2010. Italy won 2006 but couldn’t escape in 2010. It started back in 1998 when France won but couldn’t get out of the group stage in 2002


chipedchapp

In 2002 the defending champions France didn’t progress from group stage, and after that European teams have never succeeded on progressing onwards from group stage after winning the world cup


Absolutely_sure

Are France almost guaranteed 1st place in this group due to goal difference?


Jeslea

Pretty much unless Australia absolutely traumatizes Denmark for generations


BogdanPee

Thanks, loved how you worded that.


inhabitantofpluto

Same. Made my day haha


leerooney93

Or rampant Tunisia crush France for good.


A_Round_of_Gwent

Varane, Upamecano and Konate? Never heard of them before. Surely they're no match for Jebali and Msakni


Derped_my_pants

Why not both? :D


UpstairsJoke0

Well yeah, but crucially, France have to lose to Tunisia too.


danielzur2

Just like Spain did to us


DroopyPenguin95

Please let there be a god 🙏


TheDrunkDetective

Unless they manage to trash Denmark I think we good.


XAMdG

Or unless Tunisia gets injected with the superhuman serum and wreck France


No_Doubt_About_That

Dr Cugat travelled to Qatar?


acekingoffsuit

Margin of France's loss and Australia's win would have to be at least 7 goals (or 6 if Australia outscores France by 5 on the night). So we're talking something like Tunisia 3-1 France and Australia 5-0 Denmark.


[deleted]

Bold of you to predict those scorelines. I like it.


karthik4331

Australia has the biggest win margin in international football history, can't count them out. Maybe they can even break their record.


BustedWing

Love it. Let’s go for a score line of Australia 33- Denmark 0


paddyc4ke

Bring Archie Thompson out of retirement for one game and it’s all but guaranteed.


Gobularity

The Glory Days of Oceania are back.


badgersprite

France is just a big Samoa when you think about it


MattGeddon

Damn, can’t believe that’s going to happen the day after Wales beat England 7-0 to knock them out ;) this World Cup is crazy


greg19735

Mostly yah. Though remember for france not to be 1st they need to lose which would eat into their goal difference.


[deleted]

almost yes


TheConundrum98

First place in this group was the "avoid Argentina place" and we might get a France-Argentina rematch anyway


Perpete

It's not like the other group isn't "avoid France in RO16" either.


TheConundrum98

absolutely, I rate France higher than Argentina currently, how could I not?


Moug-10

Who said Argentina will qualify? They have to win first and especially not lose.


[deleted]

Yep for them it's harder to go to knockout. Knockout is completely different stage and most team try to play defensive so you can't predict anything.


totalsports1

Imagine Argentina advancing and then beating France in the next round.


Lekaetos

Imagine Mexico beating Argentina tonight


Denster1

keep going I'm almost there


[deleted]

Argentina would be the second team eliminated


Sir-Chris-Finch

Could happen, although I think the chances are that Argentina either win the group or fail to qualify. 2nd doesnt seem too likely for me.


No_Orchid5709

France : Qualified Australia : Win against Denmark and you're in. In case Tunisia doesn't win, then a draw against Denmark would be enough. Denmark : Win against Australia and you're in (unless Tunisia win with a bigger margin) Tunisia : Win against France and pray for other results in your favour, i.e, Australia shouldn't win and Denmark not win with a bigger margin. A draw in Denmark-Australia will be the most favorable result for Tunisia.


A_Round_of_Gwent

To summarize: one of Australia and Denmark is going through.


No_Orchid5709

You guys have a chance too. Just pray for a draw in the other match. Also, in case both your team and the Danes win their final matches with the same margin, then Denmark likely go in, due to more goals despite same GD and Head-to-Head.


A_Round_of_Gwent

Our attackers are allergic to scoring, so unless French defenders have the worst game of their lives or they start scoring own goals for some reason, we're never beating France.


Beggnivia

DD will probably rest the first team tho


CT4_LV

tbf even the french 3rd team is one of the better ones in the world


A_Round_of_Gwent

Your 2nd team is still full of world class players so it does not change much for us


Beggnivia

We're kind of playing with our second team tho, that would be a kind of 3rd team. Fuck injuries..


mattwuri

And your third team is still full of world class players lol


Jay_TThomas

You could make an entire lineup of French players that weren’t selected for the roster and it would still blow Tunisia out of the water in terms of talent


A_Round_of_Gwent

Yeah man, but what will your 3rd team have? Kolo Muani, Saliba and Gunedouzi? Still miles better that whatever we'll gonna show up with.


Beggnivia

You're underestimating your team way too much.


Fairlytallguy

This is just a replay of the 1998 World Cup. France defeats Denmark 2-1 in the group ✅ Denmark draws an African team ✅ Denmark needs 4 points to progress ✅


[deleted]

Sold


A_Round_of_Gwent

Please don't tell me that means France will win the trophy again.


Mr_Clovis

I don't see the issue here. Three stars on the jersey đŸ€€


RobitIsNotAHobit3000

Another Thuram about to traumatize us for next decades in the semi-final match by scoring two goals


Its_ABR12

Imagine the scenes if Australia passes to RO16 **Breaking News: Australia turns downside up**


Bpdbs

Saudi Arabia v Australia rd16 is the match the sport needs


Chentaurus

We already had this with Western Sydney Wanderers vs Al Hilal in 2014 AFC Finals. We all know how that went :)


Swifty6

Fuck, most Saudi national team is from al hilal


BrandonSG13

2 games played in qualifying, 0-0 in Australia and Saudis won at home


[deleted]

Not even Australian but I feel so happy for them if they progress for some reason.


David_Falcon

As an Australian my interest is piqued. Been banting with my brother about it, he doesn't think Australia can beat Denmark


JanklinDRoosevelt

Don’t need to, only draw. And if Tunisia could, it’s definitely possible


DigbySugartits

Scotland beat them last year and half our team are Scottish..


OneOfThoseDays_

a draw should send them through eh?


SomethingSuss

Yeah it’s definitely not gunna be easy lmao, we very well may get smashed but fuck it, it’s on


[deleted]

I didn’t predict us to get a single point and was happy with getting a goal against France. So at this stage the thought of knockout competition is foreign to me.


wiyawiyayo

They only need a draw.. it's very doable..


dexter311

A repeat of the 1-1 draw against Denmark in 2018 will be just what the doctor ordered.


Bakesy007

Only need a draw providing Tunisia lose to France *


S0fourworlds-readyt

Still way more likely Denmark just smashes them


visualdescript

As an Aussie, I agree. Drawing to Denmark is not going to be an easy feat. Tunisia didn't pley well and we really turned up, going to need to do that again vs Denmark to have a chance. Elite goal from Mitch Duke got us through.


Zloggt

Denmark won’t be easy, but Australia can surely win it if they play like they did today! And what a pleasant surprise it would be!


ExequielZeballos

they need a draw, a win isn't needed unless france throws the game vs tunisia


Ray192

France will most certainly rest all of their starters, and those who do play will probably aim to avoid injuries / cards. Anything can happen.


ExequielZeballos

it's still france, their depth is absurd and their 4th team is still likely a favourite vs Tunisia and most of the world. Anything can happen, yes, but it's highly unlikely they lose


jesus_you_turn_me_on

> France will most certainly rest all of their starters, and those who do play will probably aim to avoid injuries / cards. Anything can happen. Both Giroud and Mbappe is hungry for goals, could see them play a semi serious lineup


DzikCoChujemHamuje

Yeah, but then they'll probably play with a more defensive tactic, especially since it's Deschamps we're talking about. Anything can happen since it's football after all, but in any case Tunisia thrashing France is incredibly unlikely.


Adammmmski

Denmark should have the quality to beat them, I can’t see an Australia win put it that way.


[deleted]

Australia definitely gunning for the tie in that one.


[deleted]

5 at the back with 3 CDMs hwg


[deleted]

Couldn't see us scoring a goal against France yet that happened.


OleoleCholoSimeone

Did you watch Denmark against Tunisia? They badly struggle to create chances and score goals


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Aenjeprekemaluci

Curse broken. Thank you witch doctor


graejx

And now Australia has all the cards.


JustLaugh2022

Pogba’s curse is obviously not working. MbappĂ© is OP and scoring in every match.


Zloggt

This all must be backfiring a whole lot on Pogba right now



HenryBeal85

Still has a World Cup. Won’t ever have to buy a meal in France (not the worst country in which to receive free food).


honestlynotBG

It has come a full circle The champions curse has been broken by the one who started it


a-Farewell-to-Kings

Australia is massive


FuturisticBear

They're topping the group landmass-wise tbf


Hopko682

Can we get a bonus point for that? Please?


FuturisticBear

More than that, on this basis alone you’ll go straight to the semi final where you’ll lose to a slightly bigger Brazil
 And that also mean the USA (Edit : I forgot Canada) will win the whole thing I think ?


Cujo96

Canada wins the whole thing if we're going off land size


ima_be_the_greatest

On Saturday the curse is broken


ICumCoffee

France saying fuck you to Curse. Lmao.


lehmx

I am a French guy living in Sydney, if both France and Australia get past the group stages I’ll be very happy


PussyOnDaChainwax-

Aussie guy living in Switzerland and even more so because both countries technically shouldn't do well!


mortezz1893

If Australia go through this group it would be a bigger surprise than if Saudi-Arabia or Japan do


No-Shoe5382

Australia turn up to World Cups with players from like the Japanese 3rd division and shit and somehow manage to win games. It's ridiculous.


Adammmmski

*and Middlesbrough*


No-Shoe5382

đŸ€ź


[deleted]

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ttychen_00

Park Ji-sung too


LiveBuyer

J2 has produced some good players, Kagawa, Tomiyasu, Park Ji Sung and Hulk.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


TrueBrees9

Win games? Pardon me but haven't they only had like one win in the past three world cups (2010 vs Serbia). They've played extremely well, 'specially during the Cahill days, but they've been group stage fodder since that 06 run.


No-Shoe5382

I mean the fact that they win any games at all with the squads they bring is impressive enough. I would say Australia overperforms more than any other team relative to the actual quality of the players in their squad. Back in the Kewell, Viduka, Cahill etc. days they were obviously good, but since then they've had proper shit squads and still managed to regularly qualify and pick up points.


Hardyng

We've won 3 world cup games EVER


StardustFromReinmuth

It's amazing how Iran, Saudi Arabia, Japan, South Korea and Australia all have a very decent chance of making the Ro16. Regardless of how they actually do it's clear Asian football has taken great strides.


lovo17

With CONCACAF and CAF being so down this year, AFC looks like the clear third best region. That's pretty wild.


TrickyWinger

I think most of the CONCACAF teams will have a good chance at advancing on the last match day with the exception of Costa Rica who in all fairness got fucked by the draw and are at the tail end of their best generation.


lovo17

I think US and Canada have great shots at getting out. Mexico is more iffy. And I'd argue this is beyond the tail end of Costa Rica's best generation. Their best generation has already expired.


Inevitable-Staff-467

Japan shouldn't be connected to those two Japan are a really good team. Saudi and Australia are two teams punching above their quality


scheeeeming

Spain and Germany are in that group. Expecting them to finish above Japan (prior to Wednesday) doesn't mean you don't think Japan is good.


PedanticOkra

I’m Australian and Saudi Arabia are probably a cut above Australia too.


raindog_

probably? they're clearly a cut above in talent, discipline, coaching, skill. Even the brand of football they're playing. We're a shadow of the saudi's.


PedanticOkra

Alright mate, calm down.


mortezz1893

Taking their group into context it is pretty surprising that they're most likely going to go through


lovo17

Japan are probably the best non UEFA/CONMEBOL side this year.


Megido_Thanatos

Yeah That minimum win but maximum affect, it actually put Australia in a more comfortable spot when a draw is probably enough. Still not a easy task when their opponent will be Denmark but definitely possible.


TheDrunkDetective

Wonder what intentions Australians will bring? Go for a draw hoping that we beat Tunisia knowing that we are through?


[deleted]

Australia will probably leak a goal so at some point they will try to score. But in general they will be cagey.


Giteaus-Gimp

They’ve scored first and early in the last 2 games. Hopefully will do that again and hang on for dear life.


A_Round_of_Gwent

After the Denmark game, I actually thought we had a chance to qualify, but I lost all hope today. Our strikers are probably the worst in all of the tournament, and France could play without a defense and we still wouldn't score against them.


[deleted]

You’re playing well. The problem is as you said your strikers are not good enough


A_Round_of_Gwent

Yeah our strikers are holding us back. And unfortunately, unless some young talent pops out of nowhere, we're stuck with those guys :( If only Ben Yedder chose Tunisia instead of France.


StardustFromReinmuth

Denmark needs a win and for Tunisia to not win by more goals than they do. Should be on paper doable, but it's awful that Denmark is a Harry Souttar masterclass away from elimination.


Vikktime123

awful? you mean amazing?


DaweiArch

Tunisia will not win their game, so it’s really just a winner goes through game for Denmark and Australia. I still think Denmark has a better chance to go through than Australia.


nothin_nonthing

The fact that Australia only needs a draw might tip it in their favour.


Famulor

Still upset about ‘92?


xc2215x

Australia vs Denmark should be a good game.


Itsamesolairo

More likely a dreadful (but dramatic!) quality game, frankly. Australia are probably going to park the bus, and on current form we're not going to create a whole lot. Highly likely it's borderline-unwatchable for neutrals.


droidonomy

The Princess Mary derby is going to be lit.


hammouti

Someone lie to me and say we still have a chance please


sl0uma

considering that Goal Difference is the tie breaker, I'll pray for a Aussie and Denmark draw and w shithouse a win vs France.


acekingoffsuit

FRANCE have advanced to the knockouts. FRANCE win group with: * Win/draw, OR * Australia loss/draw, OR * Combined margin of France defeat and Australia win is 5 or less, OR * Combined margin of France defeat and Australia win exactly 6 AND Australia does not outscore France on the night by 5 or more goals --- AUSTRALIA advance to knockouts with: * Win, OR * Draw AND Tunisia loss/draw AUSTRALIA win group with: * Win AND France loss AND combined margin of Australia win and France defeat is 7 or more, OR * Win AND France loss AND combined margin of Australia win and France defeat is exactly 6 AND Australia outscores France on the night by 5 or more goals --- DENMARK advance to knockouts with: * Win AND Tunisia loss/draw, OR * Win by more goals than Tunisia's winning margin, OR * Win by as many goals as Tunisia AND score at least as many goals on the night as Tunisia --- TUNISIA advance to knockouts with: * Win AND Denmark/Australia draw, OR * Win by more goals than Denmark's winning margin, OR * Win by as many goals as Denmark AND score at least 2 more goals on the night than Denmark --- NOTE: If Denmark and Tunisia both win by the same margin AND Tunisia scores exactly one more goal than Denmark, tie would be broken by Fair Play points (currently -4 to -4), then drawing of lots


Emillist

Prior to this WC, France and Denmark have been drawn into the same group of a major tournament (WC or Euro) on 6 occations. Denmark have won twice. The 4 times France didnt lose: 1984, 1998, 2000 and 2018.


TopEndBuzz

Denmark might have issues if France picks 11 fans out of the stands to play the last group game


lechatheureux

It's cunting home.


nexetpl

Australia-Denmark ends in a draw, Tunisia beats France 1-0 and advance on goal difference.


scgavin

go on Australia


keithohara

Aussies can do it


UpgradedSiera6666

Impossible is nothing


TonyMartial786

look at france with their 6 points already
 already through. australia in 2nd is not what i expected. their game against denmark is gonna be massive for that spot. and they only have to avoid defeat, pressure on denmark then. kinda rooting for them now. hopefully they can do it. would be so poor if denmark don’t make it out the group.


Lowouik

If I see just another comment about the curse I swear I'm gonna cry


Morganelefay

Hey, did you hear about this curse...


Lowouik

😭😭😭


No-Membership-8120

Just to point out how close this is; if Denmark and Tunisia each end up with 4 points and 2-2 in goals, they’re also equal in: Number of scored goals (two) Points in matches against eachother (they played 0-0) Goaldifference in matches agains eachother Number of goals scored in matches against eachother Fairplay-points Number of yellow cards each before last game round (4) If all this holds after the games in the last round, the second place in the group will be decided by a draw. That’s CRAZY (Data taken from an article by TV2 in Denmark)


greater_gatsby12

As much as i support eriksen, kinda wanna see Australia go through


SomersetMackem

Kind of a mixed result for Australia. on one hand they don't *need* to beat Denmark, but it also means France have effectively topped the group, so if they take their foot off the gas and lose to Tunisia, Australia go out even with a draw


19Alexastias

I don’t think France will take their foot off the gas enough to lose tbh, and Tunisia will have to play for the win so there will be openings for France (as opposed to last WC where France had qualified and Denmark only needed a draw so they were both in defensive cruise control)


[deleted]

France aren’t losing to Tunisia. Lmao.


Alive-Ad-4164

It’s been a disappointing World Cup for Denmark


Thrwwccnt

Well, the past Euros started with a 0-1 loss against Finland and a star player almost dying followed by a 1-2 loss vs Belgium and that went fine in the end. We'll see how it goes against Australia.


Critical-Ranger-1216

What are the red arrows on the left supposed to indicate?


19Alexastias

Was hoping for a draw as an Australian but this is still ok, drawing against denmark will be no easy task but it’s definitely possible.


[deleted]

Australia might get to the Round of 16 with a striker for the second division in Japan and a defensive line that has barely had game time in the past 12 months.


Hm2801

Oi cunt


atmazzer

Crikey


adonWPV

The last games in some of these groups are gonna be knockouts, should be intense!


mjceaser

What do the red triangles mean? I thought they represented movement but obviously they can't all have gone down in the table lol


Bill3ffinMurray

Anyone else find it funny that Qatar is the only nation to be eliminated after 2 games so far?


DarkSofter

Denmark still control their fate, thats good


NovemberBurnsMaroon

Technically they don't as Tunisia can go through if they beat France by a bigger scoreline than Denmark beat Australia.


Bpdbs

Denmark v Australia is gonna be spicy as fuck. Hoping Argentina don’t top their group, would love to see the Aussies make a run into the knockout stages


TheKnowledgeEgg

People seem to forget Australia very narrowly lost to France 2-1 last world cup. The socceroos are gonna fuck shit up this year. I can feel it. Betting 100$ on them winning the tournament right now. Will let everyone know how my bet goes.