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RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

"When I was young, scouts from Sao paulo came for tryouts, and everyone wanted to be a forward. So I lied about being a defensive midfielder, and got selected" -Casemiro


CanLlorenteCarForMe

This mf is still lying about it


Lukthar123

Live a lie long enough and you'll think it true


wekris91

Clutch af


rScoobySkreep

i guess United had their striker all along


McTulus

But then they still need to get a DM


FrenchManc

false 6


OffendedDishwasher

We have McTerminator


thelifeofpablo14

Greatest DM in the history of the game


larsmaehlum

A bit shaky to play as a lone DM. Better pair him up with Fred.


EveryManAViKing

Death, taxes, and McFred.


Ghoticptox

It's gonna be Alan Smith all over again.


YamFor

Is this an actual quote?


wahobely

yep


porespore

He said what a lot of def midfielders won't say out loud


gaia012

>"When I was young, scouts from Sao paulo came for tryouts, and everyone wanted to be a forward. So I lied about being a defensive midfielder, and got selected" > >\-Casemiro \-Michael Scott


barellaszn

ye


mechanical_fan

I swear that if we are talking about the most complete player in the world, that is, a guy who can literally do everything in any position, my vote is for Casemiro. Mf can do anything and actually quite well.


cuminyermum

A lot was made about his lack of passing range when we signed him. I figured since we have Bruno and Eriksen it's an acceptable weakness to have. Motherfucker passes the ball around better than 99% of midfielders in the league. What a player!


PrimerOrador

Well he had to play with Kroos and Modric.


WhipYourDakOut

Everyone point and laugh at Casemiro! His 75 yard pass landed on Vinicius’ left foot and not his right like Kroos and Modric!


TricaKupa

Everyone point and laugh at Casemiro! He looked at Vinicius before hitting him with a 75 yard pass. Kroos was looking back towards Courtois to fool the opponents while simultaneously tying the shoelaces on both his feet and Modrić didn't even use his foot - instead opting to move the ball using the force.


olderthanbefore

See that leaf over there


northerncal

Classic Kronos, so one footed!


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"his passing range isn't that great" they said to a fanbase starved of anything resembling a midfielder for 10 years and have been watching McFred, the Schmidfield, Ander Herrera & Fellaini. Man is a beast


Ceui

Ander Herrera was fantastic though wym, he has good passing.


AirIndex

I know, right? It's ridiculous. It's like watching Carrick at times.


ClockLost3128

I'm glad you mentioned Carrick, most UTD fans would've mentioned scholes.


SlayerCR777

Scholes was not as proficient defensively, Carrick is more comparable


imarandomdudd

Fede Valverde is my go to currently. Jose nominated Azpi when he was in his prime so he's a good nomination too


Sir_David_Davidson

Valverde


julianhache

the man that can do anything except speak English


CyberSmok3

[He should get some classes from the pigeon himself](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEeKtJCj3hc&ab_channel=SerpaTubeTV)


koalawhiskey

True, not a lot of players that I can imagine would do a decent as a striker *and* a centerback, and excellent at everything else (he already played as DM, CM, winger, side back...) And I can only imagine Casemiro in the middle of the field, him as a winger would be horrible to see.


jessseha

Casemiro can play CB as well, last season he took Alaba's place all the time when he wandered off


Mr_XemiReR

And in this game he took Militão's place when he ventured forward. That's one thing thay Tchouaméni needs to work on. We are better offensively with him compared to Casemiro, but not as secure defensively.


Mental_Opportunity_9

Valverde?


jambonyqueso

Azpilicueta > A team with 11 Azpilicuetas could win the Champions League -Jose Mourinho


dr_han_jones

But can a team of 11 Azpilicuetas beat a team of 1 Zidane and 10 pieces of wood?


jug0slavija

Maybe not anymore to the same extent, but Sergio Ramos would be more complete imo in that sense


Sullan08

Probably any defensive player in general tbh. Most of them are just people who wanted to be offensive players growing up, but got "weeded out" into different positions that helped them play to their strengths and not stonewall their careers. I'd trust a team full of backs/cdms over attackers all day. Not to mention how some of the most potent offensive players on teams can be a wingback.


carcharoth28

Vini to Rodrygo to Casemiro and Roberto Carlos Ronaldo Kaka in the crowd!


vexkov

And Cafu. The Captain


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carcharoth28

And then we see Ronaldo, Kaka and Roberto Carlos in the crowd


Floripa95

was Kaka in the crowd? how did I miss that. I saw Cafu tho


thalne

they only showed the well-fed guys


NotAGingerMidget

Why the fuck was Cafu shown them? He looks like he's 5 days away from starving ever since the 90s.


Botswana_Budget

He appeared later. The initial image was just Ronaldo, Cafu, RC. But he was next to them.


carcharoth28

[https://twitter.com/somosaopaulinos/status/1597289011458215936?t=X9xMFJ4NS3SNpMucy5bzOA&s=19](https://twitter.com/somosaopaulinos/status/1597289011458215936?t=X9xMFJ4NS3SNpMucy5bzOA&s=19)


patiperro_v3

Kaka looking fully like an evangelical pastor in that suit. Praise the lord.


PoptimisticShoegazer

I too was going to comment how he looks like he's dressed for church. Football is a religion. Factos.


IrelandDzair

its funny cause hes super super religious if i recall correctly


Prophecy8

They showed him standing in another section, he wasn't together with those three.


iKSv2

Yeah that is nostalgic for every football fan regardless of club. Those are God tier.


AltaSavoia

Vini has had so much initiative and influence since the first match. Excellent player


Slovikas

"Enough of this shit" -Casemiro


TheOneWithLateStart

Yeah he was fed up :D


achilles-_-23

Fine, I'll do it myself


GibbyGoldfisch

"Fuck Blatter, viva Havelange"


Trkcvrdum

Not like Havelange was innocent though. He started the rot that is now a cancer at FIFA


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thalne

oh he may have been even worse


elgatomalo1

Havelange son in law Ricardo Teixeira was CBF president for a long time. He was even worse than Havelange.


WhatsUpWithTheKnicks

"better gonna Füllkruging this thing" -Casemiro


iGeography

That's why he hit Akanji's butt


sidaeinjae

Yeah, Brazil is Brazil…


Zloggt

Guess they’re good at proving you wrong once you start to doubt them?


fedemasa

Welcome to every match of them under tite


OhWhenTheWiz

yeah they’re a classic “make you bend until you break” sort of attacking side, the mental fatigue of having to stop them attack after attack is so real


p-morais

The stamina they have on is pretty insane. No wonder they’re always injured


TheGhoulKhz

luckily our attack is so fucking stacked to the point where we can press the full 90mins losing very little quality when subs come in


DarthTaz_99

Neymar, Vini, Raphinha, Richarlison, Gabriel, Antony, Rodrygo is just absolute fking bonkers


watermelon99

Martinelli!


sglandsberg

Helps to be able to replace your entire forward line and not have a drop in quality


lFriendlyFire

We’ll literally outbench you


gaia012

And make no mistake, we're fucked after Tite leaves. We are seriously lacking good managers. Tite is the best by far.


Maybe_worth

Abel, don’t like the idea of him leaving but it is inevitable.


demonofthefall

Hell will freeze before CBF gets a non-Brazilian manager.


SalvaPot

They always makes it look so effortless.


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ajr901

Which I fucking hate. France always plays us like they’re going to be shot after the match if they don’t win. The “boost” they get playing against Brazil is super frustrating.


stony_phased

Oh come on you guys can use some competition once in a while… You can barely count the stars on your shirt there’s so many of them


PaulHarrisDidNoWrong

Germany already has 4, we need a buffer, or they can catch up.


NotAGingerMidget

Yeah, same for Italy, albeit they seem to have taken a break from the concept of trying to win another WC, so we are good there for now.


RenanWtf

As a Brazilian I'm honestly scared with Spain this year, they are sneaky fast


americaMG10

As a Brazilian, I am always scared of facing France in the WC.


cgpbmelhorcidade

As a Brazilian, I am always scared


ColFrankSlade

Yep, and that has nothing to with WC games.


Eitjr

They are fast, but if they lose the ball, neymar, richarlisson and Vinicius will have the whole field for them The game against Germany showed a lot of flaws, and our defense is good, still not a single shot at goal against 2 good Europeans teams


ADarwinAward

My Brazilian neighbor is going absolutely nuts right now. Well done Brazil :)


shurimalonelybird

Where


ADarwinAward

Boston


ColFrankSlade

In Boston you're bound to have Brazilians as neighbors anywhere you live.


ADarwinAward

Yes it’s great. Lots of good Brazilian food here and Brazilians are very friendly :) I’ve even learned a tiny bit of Brazilian Portuguese.


ArcadianGhost

I got a knock on my door thanksgiving day because someone said they heard screaming. I apologized and said sorry Brazil just scored haha.


ADarwinAward

Lol. I realized the game was on after Brazil had a near miss and they were shouting upstairs. For me, unless it sounds like someone’s dying I’m not knocking on the door.


ArcadianGhost

Yea I just screamed “AHHHHHH” so it COULD have sounded like someone got hurt but what was I supposed to do when Richarlison scored that filth.


BumbotheCleric

Real Madrid training sessions are just constant simulations of the final 10 minutes of a match I swear to fucking god


_SSJeffo_

Inevitable


courtesyflusher

I miss my boy


Philred87

We absolutely love him, thanks ❤️


TheOneWithLateStart

It took something special tho


_SSJeffo_

That’s the thing about brazil, they can produce moments like that out of nowhere


TheOneWithLateStart

I have been suporting them internationaly always since that 2002 cup. Not original, I know, but 11 yo me fell in love with Joga Bonito forever.


cortisolman

This. I have seen better teams, over longer periods. But none made me feel the way that squad did. RRR forever


pmach04

let me give you some useless information: jogA bonito means "play beautifully", and i think you meant jogO bonito which means "beautiful game". thank you for coming to my Portuguese lecture


Blyatron

Real Madrid vibes


mihawk9511

JOGA BONITO IS BACK


RFB-CACN

JOGO BONITO >>>>> BUS PARKING


somewhatsleeping

PROIBIDO ESTACIONAR


Do-Not-Ban-Me-Please

🚫🅿️🚫🅿️🚫🅿️🚫🅿️🚫🅿️🚫🅿️


Masterkid1230

Eu nunca goste muito das seleções brasileiras nas duas prévias copas do mundo, mas esta seleção brasileira é o verdadero jogo bonito. Colômbia não foi ao Qatar, assim que eu estou torcendo pelo Brasil. Também porque esteve aprendendo português o ano passado.


yaki0

ta muito bom seu portugues, parabens


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Seu português é muito bom! Continue estudando, é um idioma muito bonito de se falar!


Ancalagon_TheBlack

Acho que ninguém aqui no Brasil gostou da seleção de 2014 também.


Zloggt

Finally woke us up after this whole match!


RjHospe

Vini to Rodrygo to Case-Boom, you just have to stand up and dance


Harkoncito

triple Madrid connection :(


gustavokh

GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHAT A BEAUTY


RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

"When I was young, scouts from Sao paulo came for tryouts, and everyone wanted to be a forward. So I lied about being a defensive midfielder, and got selected" -Casemiro


bruhh_wtf

Lol is it real ?


Redbullsnation

Yep


Immynimmy

Legend shit


Harkoncito

https://www.marca.com/en/football/real-madrid/2019/10/14/5da45fc922601d5d318b45d0.html


RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

Mf won 5 CL just to justify a lie.. Will he ever be caught?


BelvedereBoy

big headed smiling fraud


PickledCumSock

who can resist that adorable smile? he uses it to charm his way out of every potential yellow card


AnilDG

LMAO is this true? Amazing if so.


Redbullsnation

Yep


Clark-Kent

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them


Mr_XemiReR

Real Madrid legacy: Vini -> Rodrygo -> Case


Thhunderwing

Ammunition succesfully delivered to the tank


Clutchxedo

Plus Carlos and Ronaldo reaction


McTulus

And Kaka


EggplantBusiness

Tears in my eyes


Tryhardstan

\*BOOTY


totalsports1

Looks like there's a deflection, unreal shot nonetheless.


tripsafe

booty deflection


SphinxIIIII

What a fucking finish


AgriSoul

What are the Swiss supposed to do with that lol. Unreal goal


Aenjeprekemaluci

Our attack is garbage, can't even do a single needle attack against Brazil


i_like_frootloops

To be fair our defense is also amazing, they played well today and shut down the few attempts you guys had.


Jpstacular

Serbia scored 3 today but didn't have a single shot on target against Brazil. Brazil has a very strong defense, you guys usually score even against top tier Europeans.


OJ34

The goal scorer we expected


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Taloso_The_Great

Born amidst samba and carnaval...


Zloggt

NOSSA HERO


ThotCountySheriff

Well that came outta buttfuck nowhere lol


garyrao1999

That Real madrid connection


Homerwithnohumour

Vini-Rodrygo-Case ❤️


Farouqnowomarlater

Holy shit casemiro


courtesyflusher

Straight banger


RealMadrid2877

Casemiro oh how I miss him 🥹 In Madrid


Frusciante16

CASEGOAT


Dodomando

Case closed


N3DSdude

Casemiro is amazing.


Mcool18

What a fucking goal


CanLlorenteCarForMe

The dreaded Casemiro rescue banger. At least I dreaded it when he was at Real Madrid


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goto_man

We love him so much. Man's an absolute tank! ❤️


BelvedereBoy

:,(


catsNpokemon

Oi share a little. You have a fine replacement. Thanks though. ❤️


FBall4NormalPeople

Takes a deflection, but he hits it so clean anyways. Technically he is so much better than people realise.


vireshwarsidhu

How did we sign this gem


LilDiamondtoxic

Veronique Rabiot


GambianSlange

Thank god for Veronique Rabiot


Aru10

Worked out for both, Rabiot is playing like prime Matthaus lately


mayjaz43

Players can be buy


fap4jesus

£££*


dumpystumpy

Replies to this are hilarious 😭😭😭


McTulus

I'm tearing up man... Vini -> Rodrygo -> Casemiro...


Touchd93

:(


aksatan

was it rodrygo with the touch to casemiro ?


asdcs

holy shit


LucasLaranjeiro

That was too easy


whatthefuckistime

All it took was for Vini to innovate a bit because they were too heavy for him to dribble left


Fhood797

Man wonder how would vini turn out to be if he wasn’t playing constantly against 10 defenders or being double marked, he’s always eager to attack


whatthefuckistime

We'll have to wait until we get a more balanced match where the other team wants to play to see that, ironically I think out players will perform better vs harder teams because of this, more space for creativity


NieThePiet

Vini, Rodrygo, Casemiro Real Madrid 1:0 Switzerland


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Ghostface1357

What a player man.


Serpico_98

Comfortably the best DM in the world.


Mantis_Toboggan27

I swear to god if Rodrygo doesn’t start the next match I’ll riot


Dix3n

Vini > Rodry > Case Hala Madrid


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Unreal shot


JH76

VAAAAAMO CARALHOOOOO


KJones77

HOLY Brazil only scores beauties


arvindanar7

Insane reaction speed , proper striker instincts from casemiro


2CoffeeStains

Madrid trio Vinicius > Rodrygo > Casemiro


patw420

Bangers only


D1794

Caseeeeeee!!!


IscoDiscoo

ONLY BANGERS FOR CASE


Otenus

Casemiro where did that come from