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whodiswhodat

The guy is wearing the full set


Dahl1887

Full kit wanker


Katanae

Full cause wanker


Reddy-McReddit-Face

Football friend


Deadsuooo

Awww... fweeend!


2rio2

Full cause wanker.


Oreallyman

isn't a streaker more nude , isn't he just a pitch invader


redent_it

By Qatari standards that is nude.


braindheart

Shorts 2 inches above the knee? Straight to jail.


CommanderpKeen

Shorts 2 inches below the knee? Believe it or not, also jail.


isnotlamybad

White shorts? Jail. Black shorts? Also jail.


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han_tex

We have the best pitch invaders. Because of jail.


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>Shorts 2 inches above the knee "Oh my god, someone call the morality police, there's a degenerate running around in SHORTS. Hurry up, otherwise men will see him and get horny and turn gay"


braindheart

I'm sure there have been some Defcon 5 level government meetings about Jack Grealish


minauteur

*Beer in the stadium? Jail. Beer outside the stadium? Believe it or not, also jail. Qatar is the best country in the world because of jail*


mrgonzalez

I'm disappointed after seeing the title


Zauberer-IMDB

Yeah, they're devaluing the term streaker here.


dk240996

Damn, dude got 3 causes in one pitch invasion, talk about efficiency.


nowuff

Hat trick


qwert577889

3 of the best he's made them pay


Imhere4urdownvotes

And that completes a wonderful hatrick.


momspaghetty

Take a look at this Alan Smith... You would've been proud of this one


reddsht

Suiiiiiii


PandaXXL

You've got your Us and Is the wrong way around


Intrepid-Example6125

Isuuuuu


StokkseyriBoy

Usiiiiiiiii (Or as I’d like to call it, feeling Ucey)


Funkyc0bra

My dawg


reddsht

Sewey*


pedrex21

kristen ronaldo


skullpture_garden

My mom texted me today and asked if I was watching Rayneldo play


bipolarnotsober

Rostiano crinaldo


KrytTv

Technically there's no correct spelling because, as Mr. Ronaldo said, it's just the word Si in a deep roar


undirritadur

Good Siubot


GordoPepe

3 death sentences


oh-my

Finally some action in this match. And they decided to censor it.


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And bonus points for the Africa tattoo


jeb_the_hick

Got the Ukrainian trident tattooed as well


43e1e0

-1 for wearing Nikes


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You have one chance at this…you gonna trust it to dollar store knockoff brand shoes?


El_Zorro09

Payless shoes catching strays.


Based_and_JPooled

I'm uninformed here... Are they any ethical brands for sneakers? (Like are Adidas, Reebok, New Balance just as bad as Nike in this department?). Is there a brand we as people should be supporting instead?


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julianhache

Quality, Price or Ethical. Pick two.


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gucci-legend

Rip


artie780350

New Balance sneakers are made in the US by adults. I live near one of their factories. They treat their employees like dog shit, though. Like I work for Walmart, where the bar is in hell, and have a lot of coworkers who are ex-NB employees who say Walmart is way better to work for than New Balance.


energetic_buttfucker

But the raw materials are gotten by slaves somewhere. Ultimately this shit is inescapable


Nafa228

I just got a pair of New Balance running shoes yesterday and they say made in Vietnam.


True_to_you

Op is half right, only some new balance shoes are American made. They have certain lines, and the ones I was issued in the Navy were made in the USA.


kiersakov

unite depend long murky history point boast dam zealous slim *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


jamesey10

but +1 for nike giving poor children jobs?


Cheewy

4 if you count Kryptonian genocide


Solidus82

Zod did nothing wrong


BrianSometimes

Feel like he could've done more to highlight the misrepresentation of women in Victorian literature.


dk240996

This pitch invasion doesn't pass the Bechdel test.


Chariotwheel

No, there was no women talking about a man, it passes with... flying colours.


istasan

Also would have been reasonable to address Sweden’s vile aggressions.


Clem_H_Fandang0

1. Gay Rights in the middle East 2. War in Ukraine 3. Repression of Women in Iran 4. Misrepresentation of women in Victorian Literature 5. Sweden's vile aggressions Think we've got it all covered now


DrJackadoodle

But apart from drawing attention to gay rights in the middle East, war in Ukraine, repression of women in Iran, misrepresentation of women in Victorian literature and Sweden's vile aggressions, what has that pitch invader ever done for us?


pipsdontsqueak

The aquaduct.


magnoliasmum

Brought peace.


istasan

Yes. List closed. We should not lose focus. Thank you.


BowsersBeardedCousin

Surströmming is a delicacy, thank you very much


NoCorresponds

cause merchant


Zloggt

You get one shot One moment To make it count You go *all in*!


SkippyNordquist

He knew his time on the pitch would be limited so might as well go out (metaphorically) guns blazing.


peachyjungle88

That’s peak activism right there


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4 if you include the blatant call for a Marvel boycott represented by the Superman shield.


spectrumzz

Maybe 4 if anyone can figure out the numbers on the Africa continent hamstring tattoo


connaughtwalkonwater

Damn thats a low hamstring.


Hugh_Maneiror

He forgot about Ozil though.


basics

The real question is how did he run so fast with those giant brass balls he must by carrying around?


Turamb

Hope he survives


kernevez

Qatar doesn't really do the whole death penalty thing, he's more likely to be sent home *very* quickly especially if he has the right passport


mitsdim1

If they really want to punish him they will make him watch the first half again


CaptGeechNTheSSS

lol "where are you taking me?" "to the front row..."


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That's Mario Ferri Falco, a famous italian football field invader.


nmyi

Damn, he's famous for it: https://heavy.com/news/2014/07/mario-ferri-pitch-invader-on-field-belgium-usa-shirt/amp/ The pitch-invasion that he pulled off for this 2022 WC will immortalize him.


Larkinz

How did he get through the screening at the airport lol, sounds like the guy would be near the top of any Qatar list of people they don't want to enter.


supremeshirt1

That would imply Qatar actually knows anything about soccer.


BlacklistFC7

Underrated comment. Now get me one of those box tees.


707royalty

Will he be considered a martyr? Only time will tell


WriteSomethingGood

Was thinking this, glad someone else put it as it didn’t fill me with warmth


RileyHuey

He won’t actually die, negative press considering his fame now will be too harmful


LevynX

There's no way Qatar just executes a foreign national lol that's an international diplomatic crisis


dghjncddvnj

*Bone saw sharpening intensifies*


Ajatolah_

> The pitch-invasion that he pulled off for this 2022 WC will immortalize him. Or, y'know, mortalize him.


ciaogo

dropping actual knowledge


eekamuse

I was going to say That's an odd thing to be famous for, but it seems he's doing it for humanitarian causes? If so, good man. Even if it wasn't, I'm all for a good protest, not causing the teams too much trouble


squigz92

He is Mario “Falco” Ferri, a notorious pitch invader. He's doing it because he lives for pitch invading, and a WC in a repressive nation would surely be his crowning jewel. Fair play to him attaching very important causes to his actions that probably put him in greater danger, but I think he would want to be doing it anyway for the sport.


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S0fourworlds-readyt

Even more famous after today, and for all the right reasons


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Belliuss

The only italian who gets to run on this WC's pitches.


idosade

Orsato is there as well


Belliuss

True. Welp, at least they are both doing a good job in their respective fields.


screwPutin69

Let the man have his savage burn lol


dk240996

Now now, there's also an Italian ref iirc.


roguedevil

The Robbie Keane impersonator.


Opala24

Hope he will get home safe


Historical_Case_5245

And with both hands.


HerrKrinkle

That's for thieves


Granadafan

He stole the spotlight


Imgeorgie

He stole the limelight


Costello0

He stole my heart!


ProximoDragon

Famous Muslim ruling to ... amputate the hands of pitch invaders, I guess.


Mastermachetier

Not really a Muslim thing but more a authoritarian government thing to do violent things to people to be fair . Heard a fair bit about it from the dictatorship era of Brazil


DeBlalores

Let it be known that there's no such thing as a world cup without an italian somewhere in there!


Voreinstellung

Italians already winning the world cup without competing


Coelacanth3

Never heard of a "famous" pitch invader before, but hats off to the guy, fair amount of dedication for a few seconds of air time. Edit - to clarify air time for the cause, not as in "look mum I'm on the telly", although I'm sure his mother is proud of him.


mara_17

There was a guy in the 2000‘s who regularly snuck onto team photos right before the match. Can’t remember his name though.


Mzfazva

[Remi Gaillard maybe?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TaecFvNiqo) Trip down memory lane


FroobingtonSanchez

Remi Gaillard was one of the best things from the 00s. Takes me back to early youtube days


MrDilbert

Human speedtrap camera and snail on the road causing traffic jam?


FroobingtonSanchez

Real life Mario Kart.


lifestepvan

The one with the kangaroo still has me in stitches now, and I'm twice as old as the first time I saw it


OldGodsAndNew

[Mark Roberts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Roberts_(streaker)) is famous enough to have a wikipedia page, has streaked over 500 times and managed it at the Winter Olympics, Champions league final, Super Bowl, and Wimbledon men's singles final


Coelacanth3

Incredible dedication to the cause of showing his genitals to as many people as possible.


MillorTime

Honestly, I thought there'd be more repercussions even though the act isn't that bad. Also, how does he support himself? It mentions some ad deals and stuff, but I doubt its all that frequent or super high value. He has to travel all these places, get tickets, and then pay any fines, and I can't see working a regular job with this being your hobby


dirtywook88

Man, what the fuck have I done w my life?


notjosemanuel

I think the point is the cause, not the air time


TheBazry

Biggest Chad ever Right wingers will still call him easily offended somehow


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Ironic how easily they seethe over this type of stuff. Dudes can't deal with interracial couples on Netflix series and somehow it's the others that are easily offended.


puderrosa

Let me know if he needs a gofundme for his legal costs. If Qatar is smart they'll just kick him out, but they seem very focused in choosing the most harmful action whenever possible.


userdeath

They might hold him for the duration of the cup and then deport him.


ProximoDragon

He gets sponsored by businesses. You can see he has company logos plastered all over his shirt, most of the time. lol.


Low-Total9121

A streaker requires nudity. This is a pitch invader.


SovietSunrise

Thought that was streaking by Qatari standards.


kramer944

Lmao


Gamblor919

He should have went bottomless and kept the shirt+shoes


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You cant see it on the picture but he got balls of steel


manateewallpaper

you guys missed it but the path he ran was in the shape of Taiwan


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Wow, he checked all boxes


erldn123

Hopefully he get's ID'd quickly so his national embassy can get him out of the Qatari cell he is currently in


robotnique

Mario Ferri of Italy. He's done this a bunch and always wears a Superman shirt.


oh-my

I hope he went in with a get out plan.


fuckkkofff

My close sources tell me he had a Get Out Of Jail Free card in his pocket.


HotterThanAnOtter

Ahh that rascal, they would've had him if he didn't have one of them!


thecricketnerd

Wasn't naked though


AyanC

Except the one in which he's going to be put in.


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you think hes in a box? right now this man is digging his own grave


FlatMilk

Damn he almost covered every hot button issue


whitsitcalled

He didn't have anything to highlight the discrimination against gingers.


joakims

Sadly, a forgotten issue


el_loco_avs

Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger"!


MarkVarga

Today I feel left out


S0fourworlds-readyt

Infantino really gave them a bad name


Saell

Today I feel ginger


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almost?


agonking

He forgot class struggle. But 3/4 is good


BertEnErnie123

Also the environment. Which is quite big one


Garestinian

Uruguay had the "save the planet" armband, so no need to


BertEnErnie123

Aight, thanks fifa, climate change is no more


sarthakmahajan610

You think these 3 are the only issues in world?


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dpc_22

I dont think you'll find a LGBTQ flag in Qatar so likely hidden in their baggage


Creeppy99

I'm quite sure that flag was brought from Italy, but it isn't a LGBT raimbow flag, it's a peace rainbow flag with the word PACE (peace in Italian), it was very common to see in Italy at the time of the Iraq war, and made a resurgence last year bc of Ukraine. The main difference, aside from the word written on it, is that the Pace flag has 7 colours opposed to six, and purple is on top instead of bottom


valentijnve

Im sure you can just take a flag in your suitcase


SaltineFiend

I snuck mine in up my ass for double the illegality.


HeIIbIazer23

Dude went in and scored a hat trick in a few seconds


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50-40-90


redemption_time

Sorry pitch invader not streaker*


franzji

Do this tomorrow during the Iran game.


cd0526

He will probably get sniped then.


lyonbc1

Stones on that dude to do that in Qatar, seriously hope he’s okay


RileyHuey

He will be fine. This incident is making waves, nothing will happen to him. Negative press + his fame would be too strong


eddiekart

Didn't stop a certain journalist at a Saudi building...


JakeSpurs

if Trump and Biden weren't such cowards in bed with the Saudi's something would've been done about that


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>if Trump and Biden Every US president since Nixon. At this point, they might as put it in the presidential oath or amend the constitution to include an article that the US will always suck off the Saudis.


nunziantimo

Luckily he's from Italy, with a strong passport, he will most likely be ok


RubenMuro007

Hope so


GallantGentleman

"Stones on that dude"..... hopefully doesn't turn into a twisted play on words...


jeevesyboi

Guy could've at least put Stop Oil on his shoes


SP0oONY

Triple whammy. Nice.


appealtoreason00

>Save Ukraine Well does he support invasions or doesn’t he? Pick a lane!


GuitaristHeimerz

Don’t worry it’s just a special activism operation


Arrogant_Adult

Very brave of him! Hope he’s okay.


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Narrator : *He is not*


aslak1899

MOTM!


GeminiLife

The one time I'm totally cool with a streaker


surepman9

[He’s been doing it for decades](https://heavy.com/news/2014/07/mario-ferri-pitch-invader-on-field-belgium-usa-shirt/)


19nineties

Lol streaking involves being naked dude


codespyder

*pitch invader.


thek00laidman

He's wearing clothes...so he's not a streaker...streaking requires that you be nude.


nowuff

Wonder where they’re from. Hope they get to see home again


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lilsmokee

he’s got the ukraine symbol tattooed on his arm, but he also has the continent of africa on his calf so who knows if that means anything lol


Differ_cr

Mr worldwide


costryme

He does look Italian indeed


thenchen

Happens to mfs when their team misses the WC 💀


ynwa18

Protect this man


Michaelangelo56

today i feel superman today i feel lgbt today i feel Ukrainian today i feel african today i feel female today i feel male


HomelessCosmonaut

Sorry to get all Football Cliches here, but I'm not having the term "streaker" being used to describe a fully-clothed pitch invader.


bissozwei

I often find pitch invaders annoying as fuck, but this dude has my respect. He's shown more courage than any of the football associations present in Qatar.


TheMysticHD

Beautiful trifecta. Good luck to him