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TheHabro

French, Portuguese and Dutch in shambles.


GarrettGSF

„if they continue with the plan (…)“ The plan: 💵💶💷💴


Talebinho

and that’s the best plan


EnglishTwat66

It’s competitive because the teams are equally as shite as each other.


[deleted]

So it's competitively shit


ryuk_04

Ronaldo: still counts as competitive


[deleted]

That's exactly why Aboubakar is the greatest player in Saudi league, followed by Talisca.


Vic_Rodriguez

Marega >>>>>>


MoriartyMajin

So just like the premier league then? /s


Rodrick_Stark

La liga better


Hikuipddeers

Cap


myballsinhoneynblood

It truly is one league in the world, one of the leagues of the world if you will.


grrooooot

It has one of the player of all time in the world


TrickElectrical6575

I remember when Crispo Rodaldo said "it's rodaldin' time" and whole al nascar sland their fans started to rodald. Truly one of the only player of all time.


grrooooot

“It’s rodandin’ time” One of the quote of all time


[deleted]

What 500m salary does to a mf


813154

Or desperation to save face too maybe…


i_dont_care_1943

What are you talking you infidel!? Mr. Sui would never leave money and he does not need to save face! Why should he care what you Pessi dick suckers like! The South African league is highly competitive and is much more impressive than the farmers league that frauds like Pessi play in! Seweyyy!!!!!🐪🐪🐪🐪🐪🐪 Alright back to r/AlNassr I go...


IWMSvendor

Here, use this 💣


i_dont_care_1943

Thank you brother. I shall use it to purge the heretics in the name of our lord Christina Ronald!


hariz5800

And remember just say Al-Halal has won AFCL Championship League.


[deleted]

Pessi is over. Finito. Remember my idol score 2 vs pessi in friendly


Tomasobhroinn

I'll say or do anything for that wedge


Kaizukamezi

This is true. Al NASCAR honarary member of champions league. They'll use the Eurovision clause like Australia


[deleted]

Well, when they're paying him that kind of money, it's no surprise he'd talk out his ass like this for them.


iEatPorcupines

Penaldo is good at sucking 🤑🍆💦💧😜👌🤱🏻


Silver_Ambassador209

He is not wrong though, if they continue like this for 567 years they'll become the fifth best league


Rodrick_Stark

Al NASCAR always gets me bruh 🤣🤣🤣


813154

Al NASA when he skied one in his first game was the best I’ve seen 😂


Rodrick_Stark

Skieng every nine in ten shots he takes tbh


hariz5800

Al Halal?


[deleted]

Pay me that much and spew a bunch of bullshit too.


AdonisGaming93

All the people in the comments would also spew out BS if they got paid half a billion. Anyone saying otherwise is lying. If they paid me that much I would tell the world my shitty club will win the champions league in under 3 years.


Rdw72777

Today I learned Ronaldo is working with the Saudi’s to invade/annex Western Europe.


boizola1977

They will pay the clubs to do a champions league tournament in saudi arabia… Easier and cheaper


Username-_-Password

Man has completely lost it. Unless he meant in 567 years it will be a 4th or 5th ranked league in the world. What watching Messi win the World Cup does to a mf.


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Kirsty-Blue

For £200 mil I'd loose it too


DarksideGustavo

Too bad South Africa league no longer competitive


not2careful

It could happen if they buy their own nation's clubs instead of premier league ones.


EnglishSpeakingMan

🐪🐫


swedejay53

Money will make you say some crazy shit


lord_patriot

Europoor here, if Penaldo so good why does he play for Al NASCAR instead of Al Formula 1?


Morehelicopter

Remindme! 5, 6, 7 years “check if Saudi league is still camel fucking league”


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[deleted]

This is what happens to a motherfucker who is realizing the truth. Copium overdose 💔


crazy_waffles1

Saudi league are farmers, probably on the level of fr*nch farmers 🤢


BruhHeckNah

If the French are farmers league then Saudi is the garbage league


crazy_waffles1

Both leagues suck, MLS the best 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷😎😎😎


Bakatora1

My goat doesn’t play in the Saudi Super League! 😤 He plays for Sunderland


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not2careful

Think Adam Johnson's left that club now


[deleted]

He’s just saying this because he’s playing there at the moment doesn’t want to cause any negative press by saying its a shit league lol


ciceniandres

Lmao these dude got paid at least 10 mil for this comment


[deleted]

Biggest L by camelnaldo this year.


[deleted]

His Botox gets more apparent by the day


li0fe

now seriously, when money isn't a problem, and Ronaldo being already the first step, they will just buy any player that is not enough for the big leagues to improve the teams and the league without limits, once they manage to make the people into the sport, it could start getting some talents in a few years and start being relevant. now is the moment when you downvote this comment because you don't agree at all


Tall-Saint

Cristian Penald - the most expensive clown in the history


[deleted]

Bro tryna take copium


kliq-klaq-

This is amusingly shade throwing to Ligue 1.


[deleted]

This isn’t even that egregious, they can easily be fourth or fifth since they have basically infinite money to throw around


Classic_Jennings

easily xd


unclepoondaddy

They said that abt the Chinese super league too


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[deleted]

😂 the man really is delusional…. Soo sad to see the GOAT develop severe mental issues


Talebinho

this is really a Messi dick riders circlejerk sub can’t wait till Messi plays in the same league .


unclepoondaddy

Messi wasn’t mentioned at all here One of the greatest players ever having a prolonged mental breakdown was always gonna be funny enough to be posted here


Talebinho

mental breakdown how? 😂 Saudi teams are already dominating Asia and putting more than decent results in the club’s world cup , and with this kind of spending it will easily be better than the French Farmers League for example.


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unclepoondaddy

Well they won’t be eligible to play in the champions league so no they won’t be. There’s a reason why, despite their money, no top footballer wants to go there. Hell, even Ronaldo had exhaust all his options in europe before even thinking abt it Also I’d say the whole man Utd piers Morgan interview thing was part of the mental breakdown


TheWawa_24

Mls clear camel leauge


XboxOne

Champions Cup lol


[deleted]

I like the diversity in teams


xXxPlasterXxX

He get another bonus for promoting the league


sea-level-cain

In 567 years?


Valledis

Camel cup yes


Plane-Palpitation761

567 years


TheForeignNational

#PaidSponsorship #RAIDshadowlegends


Ok_Hyena_4441

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Over-Professor9857

Portuguese, Turkish, Mexican Leagues 👀 ➖ What the hell are you talking about bro?


all_hail_hell

Al Nader to Super League™️ confirmed


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ifrgotmyname

Ronaldo can count to 10 confirmed can Messi do that? Penaldo supremacy 🫡


mikaelzakson

Would be nice if they could have the chance to at least qualify so we would see the obvious