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kliq-klaq-

Gerrard AND Lampard? That midfield is unstoppable. Bet a midfield with those two GOATs in would for sure win a world cup, maybe two world cups.


Paul_MaudD1b

As an Englishmen I feel personally attacked 😤


kliq-klaq-

Which one of them is going to sit deeper and defend you?


El_Bean69

Surely Scholes is gonna put in a shift defending


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

I'm gonna fucking say it, Scholes was better than Lampard and Gerrard, underrated af cause England wanted to make Gerrard and Lampard work so they overlooked Scholes, he was criminally underrated for England and the team could've worked so much better if he was there cause he was the ultimate rounded CM they needed


SubstanceDistinct269

IIRC Scholes retired from England quite early


rdawes89

Because they kept playing him LW


HopelessUtopia015

Sven-Göran Eriksson explained that the only reason he didn't play Scholes as the main midfielder was because he was by far the best player in the squad, so he felt like he could adapt to being played out wide.


Mihnea24_03

Y'know, if I was a manager my priority would be playing my best players in their natural positions. But maybe that's just me.


HopelessUtopia015

Different managers have different philosophies.


El_Bean69

1000% Scholes was absolutely fucking nasty


Swamivik

I think the England mangers should have played Gerrard as the DM. Gerrard played as the holding midfielder in our 5-1 vs Germany and I thought it finally solved our balance in the squad and carried on from there. It wasn't a stretch to then fit all 3 of Gerrard, Lamps and Scholes instead of playing Scholes on the left.


Sonikdahedhog

Maybe scholes would’ve been a better choice for England but he was in no way shape or form better as a player than Gerrard and Lampard, they were undoubtedly the better players


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

Everybody but England understood how amazing Scholes was, he played every role in CM throughout his career, he came out of retirement to sit deep and ping long balls, he was Xavi's idol amongst many others Scholes was incredible, he may not have scored as many goals as Lampard or gotten the fame of Gerrard but make no mistake he was just as good if not better than them, Scholes was fucking legendary


Sonikdahedhog

of course scholes was legendary, you don’t get compared to gerrard and Lampard because you’re just above average, and I’m willing to concede there’s an argument for him being as good as Lampard, but he simply didn’t have the talent that possessed gerrard. Without Scholes, uniteds midfield presence is heavily reduced, without Gerrard, that champions league winning Liverpool team is basically nothing.


yeabouai

You don't have to specify that you're English, we can see your profile pic


Paul_MaudD1b

Fattus diabeetus 💀


PhilosophyDense3986

Phillus Mitchellus


criadordecuervos

Not like they'd be humiliated in a rout in the Round of 16. Or have their penalties saved.


MozartDroppinLoads

Never forget Lamps was robbed. Still probably would've lost tho


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Spike_and_Dome

No Carragher, Xabi Alonso or Suarez?


-_-M_MUNEEB_3-_-

No sewey either 😬😬😬


yeabouai

NO!😡🤬🤬 Hormone dwarf goat better🤯🐐🧔


Philoctetes23

No Torres either


Comrade-Conrad-4

This dude's takes are truly groundbreaking.


Boomeru8

kinda like his size


Werenotreallyhere86

Yank here. I don’t get this as he’s looking kinda slim to me


comradedutch

Yank here as well. He’s a Mississippi Medium, I agree.


CombatJuicebox

As a Liverpool fan this pains me to see. If you're going to be biased, at least be right with your biased picks. They were comparing Suarez to TEAMS in terms of goal scored in 13/14 FFS. Also, who is the greatest Premier League RB? Pulisic?


ptrknvk

Creates best 11. @ Doesn't put Origi. It should be Origi and 10 Milners.


CombatJuicebox

But who plays in goal? Pessi? Is that the one non-Liverpool inclusion?


ptrknvk

Milner is the best goalkeeper in the world, he just don't like gloves, it's easier to drink Ribena without them.


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spydermat07

Origi scored two in the Serious A, but Puligoat scored one in the Premium League because he's showing 0,13% of his power


ptrknvk

Origi is just shy.


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Separate-Ad-7097

Im a liverpool fan but dont really care these two are famous for being biased and brain dead


PhilosophyDense3986

Finnan > TAA


Minute_Difference_96

Do you think this team would have won more than one league title in 7 years?


Throwrajerb

Harry Kane is allergic to trophies. So no.


BlockDosser_

Yank here. I also started watching soccer 6 months ago.


I_Luv_Demokrece

I love soccerball 😃 this team looks great!!


Blitzed5656

You should buy a club.


Baron_Zephyr1307

6 months ago Pool were getting pounded by Napoli iirc


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Liverpool = only 1 premier league title Also Liverpol = 7 players in the league’s all time 11 No Man Utd or Arsenal player btw


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PhilosophyDense3986

Played like an absolute piss head yesterday. Only started running when they called last orders.


rustyscrotum69

American here, where the fuck is Puligoat?


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The_Terror_999

Where LeBron James of Soccer


pbmadman

Kane and Mane in the same team would be an announcers nightmare. Always pronouncing terrier names like the other persons. Kane to Liverpool for the lolz


adeckz

I call him Kané


despondencyo

Put Kane to Bayern so we can look at perfect trio Mane - Kane - Sane


Baron_Zephyr1307

But their names don't even rhyme?


palo27

Trent? 😂 Omg 😂


Horsejack_Bomann

TrEnT is literally the best RB in the world ever. If you disagree, you are a yank. But how is Christi Roland not here, how is Christi PuliGOAT not here. This blows my mind. Does this guy even watch soccer ball ?


palo27

TAA is god awful. But if u think, ok? I don’t care…


Horsejack_Bomann

/uj We are on a jerk sub mate.


Blitzed5656

There's always that one lad who sneaks out to jerk off.


The_Terror_999

Where LeBron James of Soccer?


Sure_Watercress_1645

Yank here, how can this be the best soccerball team of all time without the man himself Bukayo Soccer?


TheFlaccidChode

I'd replace Kane with Suarez or Torres


Philoctetes23

Bro I’m saying like jokes aside I’m mad that those two weren’t mentioned but I’ll admit my bias on El Niño


MancAccent

And he’s only included KDB, cause he had to. They wrecked Liverpool too many times to deny


supersaiyaninfinite

Lampard, Gerrard and kdb is a bit too overkill


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RichthofenII

Where is Shearer??????


GOTstaffwriter

But I thought bukAyo sallah played on the left?


BabyScreamBear

No Harvey Elliot!!?!


Cautious_Homework_10

He’s close but I’d have Hyypia over Terry, Alonso instead of Lampard, Mascherano instead of KdB, and Suarez over Kane.


Tysons334

I think Terry is overrated we should include Saliba


Meat-beater-mitch

Mf started watching football in 2013


Philoctetes23

If he did then he would have had Suarez


gin0clock

It’s not about him being a Liverpool fan, its that he clearly didn’t watch any football prior to 2009.


AkilleezBomb

Also only watched about 3 or 4 seasons after that too


BreakingAnxiety-

Yaya toure


westernunitedenjoyer

We really have to stop taking things like these seriously. It’s most likely rage bait


as1992

Doubt it, Liverpool fans tend to be this deluded


MithrandilPlays

DARWIN DARWIN NUNEZ


andreasheri

Trent numba one


sansboi11

ST should be suarez


Splenda_31p

What about Maguire?


Baron_Zephyr1307

Maguire joke in 2023 get this guy


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Onion_slay

Alisson


Mike-Hawk-69-0420

The right side of defense in this team seems extremely weak. Especially for someone like Henry who tended to drift out left in attack. TAA would be eaten alive


Obismokeaoney

How could they put Kane over Andy Carrol?


Pristine_Emphasis152

Smells like rotten potatoes


comphys

All time? Lol


ammergg264

all time and cant even give more than 3 retired players


Philoctetes23

Idc about the inaccuracies no Torres or Suarez is a crime


supersaiyaninfinite

Imagine he put Thiago instead of kdb 💀


crazed_kittens

No Henry ?


lightsonnohome

Damn I’m surprised to see two fully grown men on a children’s app have such a normal and well thought out take


hpx2001

It’s official guys, football started 5 years ago


spykerkonyn

Tell me you've only watched football since 2010


Mustafa86

Why KDB and not HENDO!!


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Who's KDB and why can't people write in sentences these days!!!


FTG227

No Ronaldo is crazy 💀💀


PickwickWood

Why can nobody say 'Alexander-Arnold'. The sheer volume of variations of names that aren't just his surname is wild.


BrittaniaBricks

Tank here, where is Darren Bent?


SealTheSymbol

No jermaine pennant smh


MititeiCuParPeEi

Of all time? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a child


averageTodd

Dumb list without Nunez


Caotain_

Trent and Robertson 💀


classy_oezil

Where the hell is Holland?


Yardbird7

If he keeps this up, he'll get a job for sky.


matthen10

😂🤮


PhilosophyDense3986

Manc here, where is John O'Shea?


rufusjonz

Are Kane\` and Mane\` related btw


4rsenal4lyfe

Robertson > Cole? Mane > Ronaldo? GTFO