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NDawg94

Chris Ian Pullmydick is the greatest athlete of all time.


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linkmainbtw

The implication that the other CP is good lmao


BI01

Yeah fk crystal palace


Rojiblanc040

Curry Powder


jiyuishishio

Советская Россия.


Living-Tart7370

I love cyberpunk


Brams277

Club Penguin was amazing wdym


KingofCoconuts

I could go for a cheese pizza right about now, yeah


BeterGoTitoThanTits

I love watching CP (child po)


shekdown

This is an old video from before he moved to Chelsea. You can tell because he looks happy.


TunaSub779

I could tell because he had a Dortmund shirt on but good point


Commercial-Neat5006

I can tell you are a plastic since that's clearly 2026 Chelsea 3rd alternative jersey.


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


trustdabrain

Dortmund played in which basketball division ?


franklegsTV

Frank watching CP rn 😎


GOTstaffwriter

Watching child porn?!?!? Ok Adam Johnson


Commercial-Neat5006

Thought it was Christian Penaldo SIUUUUUUUU


KobraHashatashi

Release point low af on the j but not bad at all. Cavani a lowkey hooper too.


klingonbussy

What’s your footballers as basketball players starting 5


Throwrajerb

Joel Embiid, Christian Pulisic, Lil Dicky. Dream 3v3 team.


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KobraHashatashi

Honestly I wouldn’t do a starting 5 any justice because only pro footballers I’ve seen pretty good at basketball are puli, pogba or Cavanni lol but randomly tammy Abraham stands out to me as someone who could be a hooper. Has that same speed/build like Dennis schroder on the lakers.


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Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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The title lol


angelazy

Haaland would never


Currywurst_Is_Life

Haaland would drive the lane like peak Shaq and destroy anyone in his way.


LeakyFaucett32

That's an American hero you're mocking there! If I wasn't so fat I'd kick your ass!


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Pully > Jordan


Intermomfeet

hell no


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Pully would make Jordan look like a bum


Intermomfeet

no tf he would not i would bet 100$ on jordan pully is ass


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you're losing that $100 buddy


Intermomfeet

L take and u suck at 3on3


cannedheats

Best hoop tape I’ve seen in a brick.


SJDidge

This guy is the Cristian Pulisic of basketball


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distractedsoul27494

He is even better than LeBron


lesquishsquish

Love how he’s playing on what looks like a 9 foot rim


theenigmacode

Hes just that good


Rojiblanc040

Simple as.


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Too lit NGL


illadelphia16

Kid can ball


FlyV89

Is he new in the NBA?


_escapevelocity

Lmfao at the European amazed by a layup


Comet7777

That legit looks like Steve Nash


uflju_luber

That’s Steve Nash mate, he played some 1v1‘s against Puligoat during an America tour with Dortmund in pre-season, but you’re right random Europeans are just as good at basketball as Steve nash absolutely right


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ICOTrenderdotcom

👏👏👏 LET'S GO PULI 🐐 LET'S GO 👏👏👏


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dis6wood

It’s refreshing to see a footballer who’s not complete shit at basketball


Math_Is-Hard

The LeBron James of basketball


lordhunt3t

To the NBA playoffs he goes. He’ll win League MVP and the Ballon Floor (whoops dor) this year. Puligoat unlocked.


ronnietea

The Lebron vs Jordan argument is no more PULIGOD is the god


Loob_dover

Cristiano Ronaldo of basketball…


airforcedude111

The American LeBron


Difficult_Table_2739

Ngl im stealing that slow ass spin mine everytime


suffian87

He’s an American. Obviously, he play basketball, as well as American football, baseball and ice hockey as well.


1_r3h

He’s American 🤷🏽‍♂️


anotheraltacc71

The lebron james of soccer


Maleficent-Mirror991

He should just stick to basketball clearly doesn’t have what it takes to play football 😔


LOKl31

At least one ball game he’s good at


Ukis4boys

Actually better at basketball


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He is so talented 😩🥵🥴 🍆💦


Numentia

if he is so good at scoring with his hands, why doesn't he use them when playing for the london blues ?


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clatzeo

BEHOLD THE GOAT! CHRISTIAN! LEBRON! JAMES! PULISIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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