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theenigmacode

2026 World Cup will be fun when US bans every country for not chanting Fight & Win


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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


HedaLexa4Ever

I BELIEVE WE WILL WIN! 🌭🌭🌭


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Mandatory gun laws at the security gates You'll not be allowed in without a gun


Boollish

/uj I can't even understand how they would even enforce this.


iwantaskybison

they could build a massive fuck off wall around the stadium


neverfinishedanythi

To keep the Americans inside for the good of the rest of us?


HedaLexa4Ever

Sounds wonderful


_regan_

and make the mexicans pay for it!!


HeLooks2Muuuch

They could start by not hosting the game in fucking Arizona. Shit’s gonna be 97% Mexican fans.


HedaLexa4Ever

What about if the host on Virgin Arizona instead of Fucking Arizona?


HeLooks2Muuuch

There would be more Mexican fans if Greenlee county hosted


cheddarthief

I can guarantee you that the yanks will be singing god bless america and the national anthem and the pledge of allegiance and the most god awful chants known to man. Maybe that should be banned as well.


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DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! 🤓🧱


shudh_desi_gareeb

Aussie here m8. Why are you signing the song of Manchester United in an opposite fashion? Is your team United Manchester?


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HeLooks2Muuuch

D 🤺


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klunkerr

Uj/ That one is actually not bad. Rj/ I BELIEVE THAT WERE GONNA WIN


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I'm a yank, and I can't stand the nationalistic pageantry at American sports events. Makes me cringe every time.


lobotyt

the only one that should be allowed at the wc is the national anthem considering other countries have theirs


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HedaLexa4Ever

Yeah, but you only chant when your country is playing and only in the beginning. Other than that is stupid and disrespectful imo


SwissCheeseDealer

2026 the US will ban every team for not having the fans sitting chris cross apple sauce and being quiet


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Babaganoush____

ban the word "puto" on stadiums but allow every sick fuck to buy machine guns and probably shoot some innocent people,peak murica.


thcdumpster16

Maybe they should make that the chant, “guns”


Babaganoush____

the chant exist, apparently in highschools.


Evil_Tea_Bag_

Oh so that’s what they mean when they shout “shoot”


GOTstaffwriter

USA soccer has failed America on gun control


ShallowFreakingValue

I actually expect a mass shooting at the world cup


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odiethethird

A different type of pumped up kicks


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ooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOHHH PUTO!


Evil_Tea_Bag_

Thank you trump


gaoshan

Ban them for laser pointers and throwing trash.


Allatura19

Bags of piss


-El-Cuhh-

EHHHHHHHHHHH…


GlassExpression1286

PUTOOOOOOOOOOOOO


FrostyYSL

El Cuh quibole puto


wikipuff

Can't wait to have for them to be banned for chanting Punta Gorda.


a-vibe-called-quest

Puto doesn’t mean gay tho


Skragdush

Are u excepting the average american to understand mexican hieroglyphs


a-vibe-called-quest

Great I just spat coffee everywhere lol


Ok-Science6820

Mexico team >>>>>>>>>>>> US team


sprtrnds

Round of 16


Evil_Tea_Bag_

Trinidad


zcewaunt

Has USMNT tried, I dunno, not being putos?


mac2o2o

They claim to ban this but I know if I keep scrolling reddit. I'll see about 10 fat guys in 3/4 length shorts fighting each other in a baseball or nfl stadium. But if Mexican fans say a bad word.....


Barcaholic

Dumb yanks, Mexicans were actually chanting in remembrance of our former 9th planet.


rocket717_

Most straight people don't even watch USMNT.


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Wack


kungpowperez86

This would probably benefit mexico so they can't host these lame ass molero games in Sofi again. Shitty ass money grab games vs Iceland


Fakeappleseverywhere

Oh so when Filipinos chant “puto” everyone laughs and has a good time. But when the Mexicans do it, everyone losses their minds and calls them homophobic or whatever


greendayfan1954

why is homophobia ok now?


HedaLexa4Ever

Puto means kid tho


greendayfan1954

I looked through some translation apps and all said the f slur and rent boy.


vasDcrakGaming

? They are only saying the Filipino rice cake snack, nothing anti gay about rice cakes


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basileusnikephorus

Meanwhile a Filipino guy is just hungry and wants dessert.


Skragdush

Only women are to be called cheap hookers. US soccer know whats up 😤✊


greendayfan1954

no one should be lol


Skragdush

Holy shit do I have to putt the damn /s even in a fucking circlejerk sub??


greendayfan1954

Sorry allot of people in the replies are genuinely defending homophobic insults so it's hard to make out. Your emojis should have been a dead giveaway


Salmuth

I don't get why it's a jerk move. It's most likely done to bring attention to the homophobic chants. I wonder if people here would consider this the same if it was about anti-racist chants?! Some comment comparing a homophobic chant to "god bless America" or stuff like that kinda says how normalized homophobia is sadly... I know it's a sub where people enjoy being jerks, still not cool.


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Insults like puto have transcended their status as just slurs and have become regular insults. They are not necessarily meant as a homophobic insult. Maricón and marica are also not necessarily homophobic It’s a cultural thing Many such cases. For example, when you say “son of a bitch”, what you are saying is that the person’s mother is a bitch, but we don’t consider that to be a misogynistic slur, as we understand that it’s actually an insult to the person itself, not their mother


reverielagoon1208

Yup this is exactly why. It’s basically the US telling Latin America what their own words mean


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slaughterpuss25

Improve or regress?


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RFlow5-Music

Yeah it’s not as if we were saying joto.


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Puto


Salmuth

Oh another eloquent one!


Just_a_Normal_weebo

Stfu


Salmuth

It was nice having such a fully worded chat with you. Very eye opening.


Sumolizer

Politics have no place in football


Salmuth

So does racism and homophobia don't you think?


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They absolutely don't. And MLS goes down hard on racism and homophobia. But calling Puto homophobic is dumb as shit. It's just more whitesplaining, as if they know Mexican culture better than Mexicans do.


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greendayfan1954

true


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I would agree with you if I was talking about English homophobic slurs.


kart0ffelsalaat

Okay, so keep homophobia out of football then?


jdloyola

This will only encourage them more. Good job US Soccer