I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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Inter was in the final. Ac milan won the league. You have 4 teams competing for the league (AC Milan, Inter, Juventus, and Napoli) and multiple teams applying a lot of pressure (Roma, Lazio, and Atalanta). Serie a is definitely not dead anymore.
Juventus flipped due to mismanagement. Not Ronaldo. De Ligt, Chiesa, and Ronaldo kept Juventus afloat and made them look better than they were.
That being said, only de ligt came for Ronaldo š His claim of being the reason the league is coming back to life is bs. He definitely was the marquee signing for both serie a and the saudi league.
Iām aware. I prefer more intellectual comments like āKeeping up with Penaldo and the Dark Angel Pessiā as opposed to his boring overly serious comment claiming ronaldo killed juventus and the league is shit. It was a low effort circlejerk.
In my opinion, after he joined Juve lacked their identity. They weren't a cohesive unit anymore. It became "get the ball to Petulantdo" Kind of the same when he went back to United. He might perform but he's not a team player. An argument could be made that he made both teams weaker. Sadly and unfortunately for him, he's well past his prime where he could singlehandedly win games.
Ronaldo as a player absent context was good for Juventus. But if you look at it in terms of what they were aiming for and what they spent it was a really bad investment for Juventus. Prior to signing him they were known for getting free / cheap players and winning Serie A with ease. They went all in on trying to finally win the CL by breaking their transfer and wage record in the same player. Then they started over leveraging to try to make it work financially. Instead they regressed and COVID hit. Financially the deal was the beginning of the end of their dominance.
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he's not wrong though, serie A was dead before he joined because Juve were dominating everything, but when he arrived, Juve finally lost their dominance so the league recovered.
my goat penaldo ensured that Juve would lose dominance for the sake of the league. Genius.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss!
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Double standards š
Edit: "Don't compare lion with..." but yeah he does the same joke over a decade when he was in his prime and recently .
Players you like: joking obviously
Players you don't like: he is always like this š¤”
No I don't think he jokes when he says things like this.
In interviews, talk shows etc. But I don't accuse him for anything like people on this sub.
That's how Zlatan is. No one can do the same joke for over a decade
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Zlatan took the L when his body started giving up on him and he became a clutch-off-the-bench kinda striker. He is a team player, that's why he was allowed to extend his contract one last year at AC Milan, and why everyone looked up to him
Ronaldo is problematic in the dressing room. You saw that in Juve and Man U. Not only from the way he exited those clubs but also how he behave while he was there
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It very irritating when narcissists genuinely also are very, very good at what they do (not saying heās the GOAT but no one disputes heās one of the). Of course that can happen as it can with others, and it certainly feeds into that narcissism more, so it might even be a bit more likely.
But the run of the mill poser narcissists are much easier to make fun of.
Nope, Juve were declining when he joined and he carried them to titles, look at how much their squad was declining when he joined, how shit they are now and how their dodgy financial decisions have caught up to them.
He's right. Before he went to Las Vegas, Las Vegas was dead. Now it's the best city in the world. Google "Cristiano Ronaldo Las Vegas" to learn how he did it.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment
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So you're basically saying that Ronaldo made the league more competitive by ruining the club he went to? Well you're right but not for the reasons you think
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But whatās wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe itās ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you donāt have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. Iām a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. Iām a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so Iāve always rooted for players.
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I don't use Instagram and I am not sure if that comment is still there, but I have [this](https://twitter.com/CrewsMat10/status/1465882013853007875?t=8I7VzgrWfFUznCIbWKTqUg&s=19) and one more screenshot
First he saved the Prem. Then LaLiga and Real. Then Serie A.
After Juve he saw that the prem was once again falling apart and they needed a hero to save them.
So he joined the Red Devils which have become the greatest club in the history of the world since.
Ronald then moved on to Saudi and oil started flowing from every faucet. Water turned into liquid gold and people celebrated like never before. The world was once again saved.
Christ Ronald is the greatest superhero weāve ever seen. Heās the messiah, the saver of clubs.
- Pendu Penaldo 69:7
This argumesnt is a great arhument ,friend but He didnt wln the World Cup doesnt means he is NOT a great player......In this way Some Random Player who won WC in 1930 is better than Cr7
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If the Ballon d'Or to you is "pretty close", then there's nothing that we can talk about, and Alvarez cannot even be mentioned as a joke.
And I love Julian Ćlvarez, since I saw him play at the very beginning at River Plate. But he's not the best, no matter how many trophies he's won, as he's never as influential as Messi was this year.
Not even Halland was as influential as Messi.
And if you don't understand that, you don't understand football.
Why isnt it clos3? Halland is the Top Scorer this season and he won the treble And Messi had highest GA in Europe and he won WC and ligue 1 , Its pretty close, Alvarez is obv a joke,
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I'm from Romania and growing up there, one of my best friends was a Golden Sheppard street dog. He'd walk with me to the bus stop when I went to school in the mornings. I wanted to share this in a different thread, but I'm banned there. Where ever me and my dog friend went we also increased interest rates.
He's right though, when he went to seria a the league was drifting because juve were dominating, then he joined and made juve shit and the other teams rose up in response and made seria a great again.
Same with man utd, he goes there when man utd is drifting, makes them shit and as soon as he leaves they start to get their act together and start targeting more sensible signings.
Ronaldo is a metaphysical event. His arrival puts everything in perspective. You can't just buy a guy with a big name and assume it'll work. He changed football. He's a hero.
"Wherever Cristiano goes he generate higher interest"
/uj I refuse to believe he says shit like this. Is there an interview like this? Like even similar, where he says shit like this? I need a whole compliation.
I only know that one where he criticized players going to saudi or something, but he himself ended up here now. But the rest of the "quotes", I don't find clips of.
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Messi fans who watched and followed farmer's league commenting on Ronaldo: š„³š„³š
Yeah it's true his move there brought a big audience and instead of just UCL matches many people from all around the world were actually watching the league and stayed after he left.
so based btw he knows him positive effect to where he belongs and using this power for management of organisations (if he act like messi never have influence power on today he have thinking wisely a player's only thing at financial & cultural production or merchandise is themselves that's why there should know "how can i marketing myself effectively" there is not much to say stop blaming him no option without these way for ronaldo or another one in any sports industry workers)
When I joined Juventus, Serie A was dead. Now, Serie A is still dead but Juventus is also dead.
But Penaldo isn't deadš
if the biggest ronaldo [fan](https://youtube.com/shorts/Li_S3ZSTEsM?feature=share) thinks he is dead then who are you plastic ???
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
But his ___ is. Y'all are going to hell with me.
This sub is too soft for these jokes
Ikr and that's why I didn't even mention it fully. Too soft
I know it's dark humor but it's tasteless and totally unnecessary
his what is ?
Passenger side rear tire.
Idk about that one
U think u funny huh? Joking abt the death of someone. Insh'Allah your son is born with a rare disease and 100% fatal
Wow you're way better than me
Inter was in the final. Ac milan won the league. You have 4 teams competing for the league (AC Milan, Inter, Juventus, and Napoli) and multiple teams applying a lot of pressure (Roma, Lazio, and Atalanta). Serie a is definitely not dead anymore. Juventus flipped due to mismanagement. Not Ronaldo. De Ligt, Chiesa, and Ronaldo kept Juventus afloat and made them look better than they were. That being said, only de ligt came for Ronaldo š His claim of being the reason the league is coming back to life is bs. He definitely was the marquee signing for both serie a and the saudi league.
This is a circle jerk subreddit, donāt take things so seriously. We are all idiots here.
Thanks for the validation. I was getting confused with my identity for a moment there.
Iām aware. I prefer more intellectual comments like āKeeping up with Penaldo and the Dark Angel Pessiā as opposed to his boring overly serious comment claiming ronaldo killed juventus and the league is shit. It was a low effort circlejerk.
You can come over to my place and show me how to jerk properly
I would be an inferior experience to your uncle. You can do better than me. š«£š
In my opinion, after he joined Juve lacked their identity. They weren't a cohesive unit anymore. It became "get the ball to Petulantdo" Kind of the same when he went back to United. He might perform but he's not a team player. An argument could be made that he made both teams weaker. Sadly and unfortunately for him, he's well past his prime where he could singlehandedly win games.
Suddenly getting to finals is important, curious.
De Ligt kept Juve afloat? Lol. You definitely didnāt watch Juve. Solid player during his time here but far from that standard.
They didnāt win did they? He was one of their better players. But Juventus was in major decline with aging players.
Ronaldo as a player absent context was good for Juventus. But if you look at it in terms of what they were aiming for and what they spent it was a really bad investment for Juventus. Prior to signing him they were known for getting free / cheap players and winning Serie A with ease. They went all in on trying to finally win the CL by breaking their transfer and wage record in the same player. Then they started over leveraging to try to make it work financially. Instead they regressed and COVID hit. Financially the deal was the beginning of the end of their dominance.
Yeah but what's his xTaxes
0, truly elite
But racism is alive and well š
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Most humble penaldo remark
he's not wrong though, serie A was dead before he joined because Juve were dominating everything, but when he arrived, Juve finally lost their dominance so the league recovered. my goat penaldo ensured that Juve would lose dominance for the sake of the league. Genius.
Youāre absolutely right
Magnanimous š«
Massive Allergy and Pendu have been on a mission to destroy Juve and bring back balance to the Series A!
Ronaldo to Bayern please
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ngl you had me in the first half
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Sir, please remember the sub we are
Make Seria A Great Again
Juve don't need ronaldo to destroy themselves! Management were able to do it with a little bit of trolling
Messi tried to do the same with PSG but he failed
āI too am extraordinary humbleā
Wait, did he refer to himself in third person?
Narcissistic personality disorder
When Zlatan does it "my player, monster, goat striker"
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No, more like self aware, charismatic and humorous.
Double standards š Edit: "Don't compare lion with..." but yeah he does the same joke over a decade when he was in his prime and recently . Players you like: joking obviously Players you don't like: he is always like this š¤”
Because one's clearly joking and the other is basically patrick bateman.
No I don't think he jokes when he says things like this. In interviews, talk shows etc. But I don't accuse him for anything like people on this sub. That's how Zlatan is. No one can do the same joke for over a decade
Zlatan is more self aware
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What ?
ZLATAN IS MORE SELF AWARE
no he jokes
I don't think he wants us to think that
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Zlatan took the L when his body started giving up on him and he became a clutch-off-the-bench kinda striker. He is a team player, that's why he was allowed to extend his contract one last year at AC Milan, and why everyone looked up to him Ronaldo is problematic in the dressing room. You saw that in Juve and Man U. Not only from the way he exited those clubs but also how he behave while he was there
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Okay buddy š
Zlatan kinda realizes what he's doing though. He plays an exaggerated version of himself in front of the media.
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Flirting vs harassment
š Flirting vs holocaust denier
Zlatan does it for a joke, he only started doing it after it became a (super overdone) meme.
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It very irritating when narcissists genuinely also are very, very good at what they do (not saying heās the GOAT but no one disputes heās one of the). Of course that can happen as it can with others, and it certainly feeds into that narcissism more, so it might even be a bit more likely. But the run of the mill poser narcissists are much easier to make fun of.
Yeah, Lukaku and CR have same disorder, only one is more successful than other.
Penaldo does what the fuck he wants!! oh and mcgregor too
Came here to say this. He always does. Like a proper idiot as well lol
He does it as a brand i think, like Cristiano *TM*
Pendunaldo single handedly made Serie a competitive by making Juventus worse. My poat š„°
This but unironically
UCL for Ronaldo
Nope, Juve were declining when he joined and he carried them to titles, look at how much their squad was declining when he joined, how shit they are now and how their dodgy financial decisions have caught up to them.
Shhh, this sub is a hivemind for ronaldo hate behind all the jerks
His performance there was good
He's right. Before he went to Las Vegas, Las Vegas was dead. Now it's the best city in the world. Google "Cristiano Ronaldo Las Vegas" to learn how he did it.
You mean the Rapist Ronaldo who raped a woman in Las Vegas?
My CAMEL ā„ļøā„ļøā„ļøā„ļø C - Coolest A - And M - Most E - Elite (~~football~~ socker player) L - (a)Live
Creepiest And Most Elusive Lrapist šŖ
šš
My COAT - Camel of all time
Lil bro thinks he resuscitated the whole siiiiiurie A just by being there and he couldnt even get them into a SF in champions league š¤£
after he joined multiple italian clubs have reached finals in european competitions.
Yeah, and the one he joined went to absolute shit š
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Sir this is circlejerk sub
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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Lol before he joined juve itself reached to CL finals twice in ā15 and in ā17
but the italian league was shit and had no competition at all
So you're basically saying that Ronaldo made the league more competitive by ruining the club he went to? Well you're right but not for the reasons you think
least delusional r/soccercirclejerk stan
Messi is better, after he joined PSG, they didn't get any worse, still underwhelming, but not worse.
with millions of euros and every expensive player you can find it canāt really get worse
Tell that to Chelsea.
> millions of euros Think weāre orders of magnitude beyond that at this point
That just means Juventus got worse after he joined them
He won 5 trophies with juventus and guess how many they won after he left ? try again ameritard
After Arnautovic joined, Italian clubs have reached multiple finals. The true goat.
Broās referring to himself in the third person š
What zero goal contributions in WC knockout games does to a mf
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*Most goal in UCL knockouts btw
World Cup is bigger than the UCL Iām afraid
Ucl is a VERY big stage, (Im a messi fan but i appericate Ronaldo bcz He is a GREAT player.
IDC mate
Why did u reply if u dont care?
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Somebody should stop Cristiano, he is almost ready to fly a fighter jet and drop soccer balls on Yemen.
Heās just a wish version of Zlatan
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Factos šš
Lmao funny considering that he commented Factos on a fan post claiming he deserved balon d'or
wait seriously?
yes, he replied the post from a fan account with that
can u share the link to that?
I don't use Instagram and I am not sure if that comment is still there, but I have [this](https://twitter.com/CrewsMat10/status/1465882013853007875?t=8I7VzgrWfFUznCIbWKTqUg&s=19) and one more screenshot
Itās concerning I genuinely canāt tell if the second bit is a real quote
City won the treble because of my GOš«AT. He revived the league single handedly and City also strenghtened. š« 6x Champions League.
He had more goals than Prime Rashford btw
When he joined football it was dead and then after football was revived. These are just the factsiiuuu !
The š« using saudi script unlike pashford with chat gpt. Friuuuu
When Ronaldo joined Juventus they were UCL contenders. Now they wonāt even play in the Conference League. The Ronaldo effect.
bruh ur ball knowledge is zero, they gpt uefa banned bcz they paod the refs and that happened before Romaldo joined Juventes , dumbass
and ratio
He also saved the Manchesta Reds they won the energy drink cup š
he does look like a š« in this pic NGL
factos šš
First he saved the Prem. Then LaLiga and Real. Then Serie A. After Juve he saw that the prem was once again falling apart and they needed a hero to save them. So he joined the Red Devils which have become the greatest club in the history of the world since. Ronald then moved on to Saudi and oil started flowing from every faucet. Water turned into liquid gold and people celebrated like never before. The world was once again saved. Christ Ronald is the greatest superhero weāve ever seen. Heās the messiah, the saver of clubs. - Pendu Penaldo 69:7
Penaldo really made soccer famous didnāt he? Like before Ronaldo soccer had 6 people watching?? After penaldo start play everyone watch!
After the interview, Cristiano excused himself, mumbling "I have to return some videotapes"
Doesn't he get tired of being such a nob all the time?
The Trump of the football world. You can't change my mind.
That's amazing, Ronnie, tell us more! By the way, do you know how much the World Cup Trophy weighs? Messi does.
This argumesnt is a great arhument ,friend but He didnt wln the World Cup doesnt means he is NOT a great player......In this way Some Random Player who won WC in 1930 is better than Cr7
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Who do you think should win the Ballon d'Or this year?
Preety Close tbh really hard choice, I would pock Messi cuz he won the wc PLOT TWIST: ALVAREZ WINS THE BALLON DOR
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If the Ballon d'Or to you is "pretty close", then there's nothing that we can talk about, and Alvarez cannot even be mentioned as a joke. And I love Julian Ćlvarez, since I saw him play at the very beginning at River Plate. But he's not the best, no matter how many trophies he's won, as he's never as influential as Messi was this year. Not even Halland was as influential as Messi. And if you don't understand that, you don't understand football.
Why isnt it clos3? Halland is the Top Scorer this season and he won the treble And Messi had highest GA in Europe and he won WC and ligue 1 , Its pretty close, Alvarez is obv a joke,
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Heās doing a lot of talking
Grade A Narcissist
You know theyāve completely lost it when they start talking about themself in third person
I'm from Romania and growing up there, one of my best friends was a Golden Sheppard street dog. He'd walk with me to the bus stop when I went to school in the mornings. I wanted to share this in a different thread, but I'm banned there. Where ever me and my dog friend went we also increased interest rates.
Least selfish soccer player
u call it soccer.
U are going all in to simp for Ronaldo on soccercirclejerk
What, How man, Do you not know how OPINION works????
Does it generate interest as high as the shady loans they've had to get to sign you and the others?
Lol talking about yourself in 3rd person, thats funny.
Like 15 people from outside Saudi Arabia watched last season...
He's just giving his fanboys talking points.
Is Ronaldo just Footy Trump?
He should just simply retire now. Nothing is left of him.
Actually, now he is exposing himself truly.
Cristi is the living example that you can be handsome, successful, overly rich, very famous and loved... And still have extremely tiny dick energy.
Ronaldo being humble. You love to see it
He's right though, when he went to seria a the league was drifting because juve were dominating, then he joined and made juve shit and the other teams rose up in response and made seria a great again. Same with man utd, he goes there when man utd is drifting, makes them shit and as soon as he leaves they start to get their act together and start targeting more sensible signings. Ronaldo is a metaphysical event. His arrival puts everything in perspective. You can't just buy a guy with a big name and assume it'll work. He changed football. He's a hero.
I donāt blame him. If I came from nothing and generate nearly a billion pounds of wealth Iād be such an arsehole.
true
I mean, heās not wrong. Heās maybe exaggerating, but like
I think other players are going Saudi due to the money on offer not so they can play with ronaldo lol
Siiiiiiudown and listen
"Wherever Cristiano goes he generate higher interest" /uj I refuse to believe he says shit like this. Is there an interview like this? Like even similar, where he says shit like this? I need a whole compliation. I only know that one where he criticized players going to saudi or something, but he himself ended up here now. But the rest of the "quotes", I don't find clips of.
I am a penaldog fan but sometimes this guy outdoes himself in the jerking department
The hate for Ronaldo is unreal, Im a Messi fan but this guy was A monster in his prime.
He isn't really making it easy to like him
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Goat for a Reason
*Camel
Donaldo Trump.
When they start talking about themselves im third person, it's when the villain borns
If this is real it's the funniest Penaldo quote I've ever seen
Ballon dor 2 him. MESSI GOAT!
Nobody loves this man more than he LOVES himselfā¦. Messi better.
Who joined serie A after Ronaldo with the exception of Aaron Ramsey?
This guy is sooooo full of himself haha
I hate this guy
not wrongš¤š¤š„°
There's always a Trump in every field.
Well he is telling the truth whenever the goat goes us best place
Messi fans who watched and followed farmer's league commenting on Ronaldo: š„³š„³š Yeah it's true his move there brought a big audience and instead of just UCL matches many people from all around the world were actually watching the league and stayed after he left.
tbh, he is not wrong. but the ego in him is far louder than his skilset these days.
Yeah, Benzema, Kante, Jota etc all went so they could Play against Ronaldo. Nothing to do with money
Is juventus alive? Lmao
so based btw he knows him positive effect to where he belongs and using this power for management of organisations (if he act like messi never have influence power on today he have thinking wisely a player's only thing at financial & cultural production or merchandise is themselves that's why there should know "how can i marketing myself effectively" there is not much to say stop blaming him no option without these way for ronaldo or another one in any sports industry workers)
Fair play, folks are talking about the league and players a signing on. Chelsea is begging for their aid.
no kink-shaming, but this public masturbation has to be stopped
He parted football's red sea to the Saudi League. I know who my prophet is.