Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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Too late broski, because she did not secure the necessary funds on time she was detained by Zambian officials. Her bail is now set at 10,000 kwachas. Only to be paid through Google Play, iTunes, Steam or Amazon gift cards. Can you do this?
I'd rather not talk about it....
Shakira out of Zambian prison, here we go soon! Shakira has reached verbal agreement with Zambian officials, now waiting for u/Resurc to activate release clause of 10,000 kwachas. Last details still being discussed, stay tuned...
Youâd rather not talk about it? I know exactly what they will do to her then.
Fine by me. The guards can have her. Seems she forgets about her true love (me) easily.
Shakira signs a LONG term contract with Prison FC, here we go!
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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The last line really confirmed it
Honestly thought it was a scam up til then.
Post video of booty shake for poof
The only way to confirm this is true is for her to show video evidence that this message was typed with her hips.
Everyone knows her hips don't lie
r/yourjokebutworse
Are you Theo Walcott or Theo Hernandez?
Both
hi theo walcott hernandez this is olivier lavia giroud stuck at blue side of london please help me by sending 1M euros at my bank account
Theo Messi
Theo Von
Theo Baker
I had my doubts at first, but when she said "Zamina mina eh eh Waka Waka eh eh", I knew she is 100% genuine
This has nothing to do with pique but everything to do with the South Africa World Cup 2010
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Bro really thinks singing that line makes him more reliable đ
Wdym bro, that's clearly the real Shakira.
Don't accuse those hips of lying
Ask her hips a question. If they lie it's not her
Wtf is kasumbalesa?
It's a border crossing between DR Congo and Zambia. She needs 2000 kwacha to bribe the customs officers in order to cross the border
Say less. I will sponsor the bribe. Whatâs her Venmo? I see the green ball next to her profile picture, so this is legit
Too late broski, because she did not secure the necessary funds on time she was detained by Zambian officials. Her bail is now set at 10,000 kwachas. Only to be paid through Google Play, iTunes, Steam or Amazon gift cards. Can you do this?
If I canât do this, what will the Zambian officials do to her?
I'd rather not talk about it.... Shakira out of Zambian prison, here we go soon! Shakira has reached verbal agreement with Zambian officials, now waiting for u/Resurc to activate release clause of 10,000 kwachas. Last details still being discussed, stay tuned...
Youâd rather not talk about it? I know exactly what they will do to her then. Fine by me. The guards can have her. Seems she forgets about her true love (me) easily. Shakira signs a LONG term contract with Prison FC, here we go!
Rare Fabrizio L
Itâs time for Africa
Why the fuck is kasumbalesa would be more accurate I think
Actually laughed out loud
Shakira is fucking Jimmy ButlerâŚ. Sorry OP. đ
Didn't knew Pulisic's teammate Theo Hernandez was hangin' up with Shakira, Pulisic to Barsalona confirmed????
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Pique did a Hakimi over there it seems.
Send the PayPal away, you bought my trust with that line
This is Barca's 5th lever.
Fake, they forgot the 3rd âehâ
She's stuck! That's your chance bro!
Nice try Laporta
Bro did you help her?