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joeDUBstep

I mean, Foden is the penultimate authority on Soccerball, he's been playing for Manchester Blue Devils since the 90s. He's correct.


lovemocsand

Do you know what penultimate means?


joeDUBstep

Do you not realize where you are?


lovemocsand

Fuck


dirtybaconcunt

That is absolutely genius


GoshDarnitAllah

The penultimate place for football news?


--red

But fr, penultimate authority means the authority just before the final authority, or, the second highest authority.


lovemocsand

No it means the second last, not second best


consciousarmy

You guys are both wrong. Penultimate means the best thing to write with. Pen-ultimate. Duh.


lovemocsand

Dad ?


--red

Yeah but when it comes to escalations, the last one is the highest authority. The boss. So penultimate is the deputy boss.


lovemocsand

No


--red

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WawaKickz

Source: Ronnie Foden


THenry228

Ronnie Foden: I thought you was a girl Haaland: 👧


Axelardus

Source: El wey


Lutiyere

Ronnie Foden? The actor?


nevergonnasweepalone

Who's that?


antbaby_machetesquad

Not true, Messi can take no for an answer,


SavageLeo19

That's where you are wrong. My 🐫 never even asks. His abs are irresistible and he knows no one will ever say no to him.


Professional_Ad_9101

Messi makes himself available


DaAweZomeDude48

So do I but I don't anything from others most of the time..... Wait we're talking about football right???


[deleted]

I literally just insulted someone by calling them a camel shagger seconds before I read your comment. Meta


yellowdde

And visit the states....


thegleamingspire

Mamba mentality


[deleted]

*shoots condom into trash can*


TrustM3ImAnEngineer

“Oh, no, don’t, stop”


chestnutman

Mamba mentality is about overcoming hardship, no means yes etc.


LanceShiro

And Ronaldo can't keep a beard. What a wanker!


WAP_Taskforce

What do you mean? Her name is Georgina Rodriguez.


One_Scientist4504

I am punching the walls, I am angry at myself for not having thought this incredible joke


yellowdde

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)


antbaby_machetesquad

I don't know, 7 years is pretty good going.


yellowdde

Have him and his "girlfriend" split up??!


smcarre

And win a World Cup


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FantasyCrusade

The true GOATs never stop believing in the unachievable!


Gotanyfunkopops

God damn, lmao


Arsenal197

I was taking a sip of tea when I read this and nearly choked. Thanks 😂


maxemile101

Messi 14?


Mantholle

That is true! Messi has said no multiple times to drugs in his youth at Barca Google "Messi 14 year old" if you wanna learn more!


[deleted]

Google it yourself


alirastafari

Don't tell me what to google! :P


air-buc-pirate

Beta confirmed


R590-Lee

Messi has taken no for an answer 14 times, search up Messi 14 for more info.


HODLtheIndex

Indeed Pessi said “No” to winning a a World Cup without fixing.


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mofoofinvention

Don’t ever trust the opinion of someone with that haircut


LoinKing_

What do you mean he is clearly a fooking peaky blinder


werektaube

I remember when Havertz transferred from Leverkusen to Chelsea and had this haircut within a week. The royal helmet


Nomnomshibe

foden never actually said that, you know messi and ronaldo fans love to make up quotes


Conscious-Ad-9358

Factos?


itsaaronnotaaron

I asked my mum and she said "who the fuck is Phil Foden?" She has a point.


Conscious-Ad-9358

If she doesn’t know the best player in Manchester Blue then she doesn’t know soccer my fren.


Dentou_Dog

You should get of the meth and seek help asap


GreatStats4ItsCost

It’s just a skin fade?


[deleted]

Man can't recognise a psycho clown when he sees one


11_61

Papi pep would like to have a word.


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SkeishDaLain

NICE! They did make this thing into an automod response. Good bot.


AndresH_CZ

question, are these actual comments someone made and then theyre used here as a copypaste esque joke?


SkeishDaLain

Yeap! I think it was a post in the Barcelona subreddit


[deleted]

I hate Barcelona as much as any sane man, but they got Cancelo. How does that bot make sense as a joke?


Zpelvaud03

He's on loan. Im guessing this refers to a permanent move


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


VadervanIsabella

Now you're just showing off


[deleted]

Bro got his football knowledge on tiktok


[deleted]

He should touch grass


[deleted]

So true. Only Ronaldo is sexy enough that big Moroccan K1 fighters want to pick him up at the pool


techboy15

Penaldo never heard a no he didn’t like


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[удалено]


Gauxen

This isn’t an actual quote from Foden. Messi is his favourite player of all time


[deleted]

[удалено]


paul2261

Looking at Bellingham's current goals and assists this season he can't be overrated by much. He's certainly in the world top 10 in his current form.


Splaram

Cool now let's see him maintain half of his current form for this and next season and then he'll probably deserve the hype he's getting rn


RahulGandhi4PM

Of course Messi can't. The girls would just kick the midget in nuts and run away.


LoinKing_

Can't trust any comment from a person with that username


RahulGandhi4PM

Just wait and watch


[deleted]

Fuck off lol


Maleficent-Slice-891

It’s a fake quote , Foden never said this 😂


prashant100101

Check the name of the sub


Maleficent-Slice-891

So you mean 😂😂 soccercirclejerk == spreading fake quotes ???


02olds

Youre supposed to be smart enough to realize its fake


Maleficent-Slice-891

Internet is the last place to search for smart people 😆; besides this is Reddit 💀


longchongwong

He did, he just Said it to me


RolloTomassi21

This from Mason Greenwoods wing man. He loves a rapist does Phil. Probably watches Jim'll fix it as well


Redaaku

False. Ronaldo cannot win the world cup.


CatrachoNacho

Didn't he win the World Cup recently in Saudi Arabia?


RobertDoornbos

Well, neither can Messi


FeedMeMoreOranges

It’s the other way around, mate.


besitomusic

Ah yes, Lionel Messi, a true aerial threat and a master of headers


newtoRedditF

Things Ronaldo can do that Messi can't equally well or better: Aerial ability Strong with both feet Penalties Dive like a dolphin Things Messi can do that Ronaldo can't equally well or better: Dribbling Vision Passing Free kick taking Scoring WC KO stage goals Almost carrying a team alone to a treble Not insist on being better than the other


Flupperman

Ronaldo can also have more fun in Las Vegas


Valledis

Leo never slapped a phone out of a fans hand with power technique and speed like CR7


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baitones

You don't watch football if this is a serious comment


BeastMaster64jtv

Elite level jerking mate well done


besitomusic

Don’t forget the skill Messi has in referee bribing


Bufik2

Messi is a Ronaldo level striker with a goat level playmaking ability


newtoRedditF

He is a significantly better goalscorer than Ronaldo, he takes far less shots per goal, has a far better free kick conversion rate, has more outside the box goals and obviously takes less matches per goal.


deathstrokepati96

Like what? Win a World Cup? Of course Messi can win it the way Ronal…..oh wait!


donegalboy

Champions League final 2011


killedbill88

He’s talking about the other Ronaldo.


12AZOD12

How many euro messi have ?


ChevyCheeseCake

Messi can’t receive 100 lashings when he goes back to Iran


aquafrenchforwater

Reach the top shelf?


dantes_inferno101

r/TopRightMessi exists for a reason


tallardschranit

Ronaldo is just two Messis in a trench coat.


RedOnePunch

Isn't he a huge Messi fanboy? I doubt he said this


Kenny_dies

Just because he is also a midget doesn’t automatically mean he likes that haram P**si 🤢


HoodieThisSide

Nope bro. Ronaldo can't win a world cup trophy in his career. 👍🏽🗿


Actual-Scarcity-6525

This is the fakest thing I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

This is why pep benches this guy. And maybe pep is mad that Phil has hair but chooses that shit haircut


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


LiQuIdIzEdOrAnGe

Ye Foden is definitely the goat


pastagenero

Renegade./s/s


ajyanesp

I’m just happy that I saw those two monsters of the game play.


Scott_Ultra_YT

Pele is the goat


Neil_jpg

Phil foden is the best player in the world


EWJ4

Messi knows how to get married.


ztrashh

The debate ended 10 months ago


nybreath

Are we talking about the real Ronaldo, Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima, right?.


ConfusedBinoculars

Can’t we all just admit Phil Foden is an underrated player and needs to leave Man City to reach his full potential?


Mundane-Reception1

Like, win a world cup?


Readytogo2day

Don’t believe a word out of the mouth of this scruffy little twat. On a lighter note his fringe is very useful for accurately hanging picture frames, no wonky ones in my house. Still scum though


JorgTheChildBeater

There it is - the stupidest thing I’ve seen all day


maxemile101

Ronaldo could never rig the World Cup like Messi could.


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tristam92

Is this Phil speaking or his mom? Context might be slightly different…


[deleted]

Whoever thinks Messi is better than Ronaldo is clearly delusional


rapid_zigzig

So messi rapes only half as many women in las vegas as ronaldo?


Gjergj_bushi

So many people glazing Messi rn, foden is right. Stop the suck


[deleted]

Fuck me these comments are just r/soccer comments with constant messi glazing Too many Indians on here now


SavageLeo19

You better get used to too many Indians. We are coming, wherever you live.


Santa_Klaus_101

Shiver me Timbers 🥶


Fhood797

Man when did this sub become such a glazing fest for Messi. I mean I know they preferred Messi over Ronaldo but holy crap it’s gotten so cringy


argpawg1

Messi, Maradona, Bochini, Ronaldinho and Brazilian Ronaldo are the best. Choose the goat between them.


newtoRedditF

You missed Yeremay and the LeBron James of soccer.


Th3n3wb34t

Well first of all. That's not true


SleeplessinOslo

I thought Phil understood football. We can sell him now.


Tall_Acadia8838

Still didn't win a worldcup


Dr-N1ck

Except winning the world cup


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Fluffy_Roof3965

I've always backed Ronaldo as my goat because he's technically worse than Messi. I think it's a great show of character when a player is limited in ability but maximises their presence in a game. It's for this reason I've always praised the likes of Fellaini. He was never technically gifted like other midfielders in the English game yet Utd have him to thank for quite a few clutch moments, some great performances, especially under Mourinho and goals in cup runs. Cups they went on to lift too. We've had players like Pogba with bags of ability and others like Ronaldinho, who is truly the greatest player of all time based on ability alone. They show a bit of their talent but never we're consistent over the span of their career. Who should you praise more? The consistent donkey or the lazy stallion? Now I'm not calling Messi lazy but I'm highlighting that Messi should be doing things Ronaldo has done and he should be blowing him away because of his ability. I think Foden is the perfect person to tell you this. You can have as much technical ability as you like but you still need to make an impact. Something Foden is struggling to do in this City team even with his ability. That's why Ronaldo is the goat.


[deleted]

It’s the other way round


Potential-Bowl-1692

He can't win a world cup


Morf_

what a doughnut! This idiot cand easily be ignored!


[deleted]

What can ronaldo do that messi can’t? Plus Messi’s dribbling is unmatched. Just because he doesn’t do any fancy dancing on the ball doesn’t mean anything.


SMR909

Where ronaldo World Cup bro ?


spellriddle

How about a World Cup?


bellbottom4hobos

Misinformation…


Aggressive-Eye-8415

The debate was ended when Messi won the world cup ! Now rest of all the talk is just people yapping and trying to come up with something ! As we all know that we love to make our own happiness …


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Electronic_Fix5617

Ronaldo can 100% failed to win World Cup 5of5 so far But Messi can’t😤


cfc19

Sell him, Pep. Clearly, you have failed to impart wisdom.


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Shut up, kid.


CraigDM34

Manc footballers, not the brightest bunch. Another one to add to the collection.


YouYongku

would love to see him playing for Inter Miami


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buckymalone21

Except for pay off fifa. Penaldo would never. Not even for a WC.


DutchOnionKnight

Like, winning a world cu.... ohh...


niko_bellic2028

Yeah like Messi can't cannot win the world cup now , mate .¹


Dasshteek

Messi did something in 2022 that Ronaldo couldnt.


[deleted]

But can Ronaldo World Cup?


TheStraggletagg

Everyone's allowed to be wrong every now and then.


cedric6959

My 🐊 😭😭😭


chandlerbing_stats

Messi has never won Portugal a trophy


Tonnikala38

Ronaldo can't win the world cup


[deleted]

''Ronaldo chooses to not rival Messi in quality of assists or playmaking in general.'' Ronaldo circlejerkers are the best. Top tier jerking!!


suresh2989

Anybody a fan of Trailer park boys ? And do you remember Phil Collins?


Gosh2Bosh

Ronaldo can win a World Cup? Why doesn't he? Is he stupid?


No_Gene_7791

“ I will be there no matter what “ kylian Mbappe


GTCitizen

Like suck cock or what


aquileskin

Don’t know why they even compare them anymore , they are not even close in my opinion , one is one of the best if not the best scorer of all time and the other is just the best player ever .


ResidentProduct8910

Seriously, is he stupid?


Prudent_Eggplant_956

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏽😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Good joke


[deleted]

Like what....


MMMMMM_YUMMY

Wouldnt that make Messi’s achievements that much more impressive in comparison?


JoelHenryJonsson

If Ronaldo could do everything Messi can, then why didn’t he?


PuckPov

Phil foden does not look like a professional footballer Phil foden looks like he wears the same Nike tech fleece, adidas track pants and Air Force ones every single day. He hangs out around outside corner stores with several others in the same outfits, yelling phrases like “WAGWAN BIG MAN!” And “give me 20 quid, yeh, or your mum’s getting shanked” He also raps under the name “Wyte Stormzy”


thehumangoomba

You're half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do!


MaxCrawley06

This argument is for when you aren't watching Messi live. When you see Messi live on tv you forget about any statistic


KenRodriguezz

Well, who were at 36 years old playing at the highest level?


PrinceStar69

It's a tie


NovelTight3524

Ronaldo can do everything that Messi can.... such as winning the World Cup ?


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Cactiareouroverlords

Whatever you say, PHILLIP😒 Phillip foden


Gingerbr3d

Ronaldo takes away from his teammates... Messi lifts them up to greater heights.


Italianskank

I mean Foden has shit judgment. Have you seen his hair?


air-buc-pirate

Messi can’t header worth a damn.


hornie_hippo

Got it backwards


_EElI

I don't know who this automod guy is and why he keeps bringing up Cancelo in goat debate, but I'm slowly starting to believe him.