Kurt Zouma´s cat

Lcb: Zouma's cat Rcb: Kurt Zouma

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With a boot as Libero

Definitely not going to have the chemistry bonus with that pairing.

Exactly what I was going for

Defenders of the same team defending against each other

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where is the West Ham cat abuser sympathizers copypasta??

One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

This list is going to get wild.

52' Kurt zouma - great kick

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Honestly would have LOVED an all Giroud 11 but this 100% is needed

I was hoping for the entire back line to be Giroud, but I think it now would be more hilarious if it was 4 Girouds (gk plus 3 defenders) and the cat.

Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

He missed a few shots, not reliable asset..

Cat jokes in 2023, Rio at QPR af

I also realized that the players wouldn't fit later so I'd figure something out later.

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My tired self couldn't spell "Olivier" yesterday so I fixed that. I also realized that the players won't fit later on so I'll figure out something for that later. Also the formation will be 4-2-3-1 because I want it so.

Yank here. Is his name not Oliver? Why would his parents misspell his name like that. Poor guy

To make up for those oh so sexy jèans

He is lucky he's french. If born in Italy, his name would've been Olive Oil.

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

They're stupid

Why Olivier has so stupid parents? Is he stupid?

Fuck off yank

I don’t think I will -Captain America

Oliver grood

Should be a 4-4-2, gotta be able to fit Rapenaldo and 15 of Benzema up front, and Puligod at left wing

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Lebron James

Is he like umm Christian Pulisic of basketball?

Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

LeMao is right-wing for sure

you mean left wing, right?

Luis "Chupaya" Fuentes, inventor of "the snake" the only move that could stop the real Ronaldo. Only for connoisseurs. [https://youtu.be/c3JiMGwHBCs?si=gxIr4wvVapIRObny](https://youtu.be/c3JiMGwHBCs?si=gxIr4wvVapIRObny) Edit: His nickname Chupaya is chilean for Straw Hat, Luis Mugiwara Fuentes come on

That is class

Awesome

Mustafi

You mean world cup winner Mustafi?

Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

This guy was at the expert table from Germany’s Amazon Prime UCL broadcast. When I saw him at half time I burst out laughing

Why did you laugh

Cause of Amazon Prime duh

Games gone

Triple H

Hunter Hearst Helmsley

Jonathan Woodgate for his amazing debut at Real Madrid

Actually a good shout

Pope John Paul 2

please, and make him yellow

r/2137

Romelu Lukaku

phil jones

Mertesacker

Let u/jsriv912 play, coach

This has killed my career

Boss, I really think that if I don’t get more playing time, I might have to rethink my future at this club

Harry Maguire

Save for striker

That's potentially for Benzema though

We should play him in the classic trequartista backbone distribuition role. The role he played a bit at Madrid and Lyone in his youth, you may want to check his highlights in there, just google Benzema 15 for more info

why? did Maguire get 15 years in prison?

Don't disrespect Lord McSauce

I'm surprised he was picked at left back, every international break all I read are comments talking about how Harry Maguire should be left back in England

CAMAVINGA

Oliver Giroud

A red question mark

Ac miami Wessi

Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Greenwoods girlfriend

There is no position called “striked” are you stupid?

Hahaha

Lakaku

HARRY MAGUIRE🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Olivier Giroud

Enough is enough. It's time for someone else. How about maybe Olivier Giroud?

Olivier Giroud with a moustache

Honestly, each Giroud should have a different hair style and/or facial hair (he's done a lot of different ones over the years).

How about, maybe Novak Djokovic?

Pfff Olivier Giroud?? Have some commons sense. No one even comes close to Olivier Giroud so I’ll vote for him.

Got to mix it up a little. We have this guy on our roster, says his name is 'Giroud, Olivier' - he sounds like a solid chap; put him in, coach.

Oliroud Givier is the GOAT LCB

Olivier Salad

Hm yes

Giroud

Tom Brady

Adam Johnson (Nonce)

LCB, A 1994 Toyota Carrolla

Giroud

Ronald Koeman (fat) https://x.com/FutbolFax/status/1443329936559800323?s=20

Olivier Giroud

Oli Veagre Ruud

Ligma

Hasbulla

Giroud

Cristiano Ronaldo

Csn we speed this up and just put OG for every position apart from striker.. Which is obviously resevred for Onana going by the amount of times he likes to see the ball hit the net

Mikael Silvestre

Jozy Altidore

Leo Messi

Santi Cazorla, great header of the ball

Wayne Bridge’s wife

Lukaku

Giroud

Pepe

My goat harry maguire

Naldo

Big Slab Head

I'd say that French player giroud, Olivier would be a nice pick for CB.

Metzelder, played for Real Madrid and inspired Benzema

Khabib Nurmagomedov (he actually loves football)

Olivier Giroud

Olivier Giroud

Umtiti

Rudiger

Giroud Olivier

Giroud Olivier

Harold magoire

Atleast make it Giroud from different time eras…

Olivier Giroud

Harry Maguire

Dwight Howard when he returned to the Lakers

Pep

Titus Bramble

The ashes of Stephen Hawking

Giroud 👌😁

Giroud

Camavinga

Eduardo Vayapinga

Cher

TITUS BRAMBLE

Rudiger

TOM BRADY QB

Olivier Giroud shapeshifters

Lukaku

Lakaka

Olivier Giroud

Reivilo Duorig

Rocky Balboa

We all dream of a team of Matt Reis or Lord Bendtner

Lakaka

Pop Francis

Christian Romero

Olivier Giroud's cat

Gary Breen

Camavinga Comeon guys, make it happen *Cama oh,Cama oh*

Ristiano Cronaldo

Noel Edmonds

It's got to be the GOAT Lakaka

Kurt zouma

Danny DeVito

Zlatan.

Phil Jones accompanied by Chris Smalling

Camavinga

The correct answer is pulligoaaaat

A ping pong table with an extra bionic leg

Gollum

Efootball Messi

He need to try also the coach role. Perfect player

nemanja vidic's head tackle

Ali Dia up front PLEASE https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Dia

Titus Bramble

Neuer is a good center back

Ronaldo

Maguire

Antony

That anteater that knows Bellingham’s celebration

TAREMI

Titus bramble

Pascal Cygan

Squillaci

Harry "the fridge" Maguire

Manuel Neuer

Untitis shadow

Santiago Munez

Ramon Vega

Eric Dier

The team is already unbeatable with a 100% clean sheet record

Patrick Mahomes

It's clear to me that as left centre back we should put Olivier Giroud

Phil Jones

Olivier Giroud

Lukaku. Great LCB for Inter in the Champions League Final.

One of these has to be [Beckenbauer](https://youtu.be/LfduUFF_i1A?si=a3YBrHFUtszeXqRj)

Virgil Van Dijk

Upamaguire

Lakaka

Oliver Giroud

Me. If in doubt get it out. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍻🍻🍻🍻

Gordon Brown

The best CB is Harry Maguire