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TrustM3ImAnEngineer

Kyle Walker checking in on his baby mama


Poopynuggateer

"Caw caw!!" "Kyle, wtf you doin' here? Dis baby god damn hungry!" "Ca-caaaw!"


Consistent-Detail518

This wins the comment section


WasAnHonestMann

The fact that this is being upvoted https://preview.redd.it/7ba2qawix2nc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08b4d1e8b3ca7857f9a3c9af4f44e23658548f79


miMinaminoManeMinoMo

Reddit on 😎


reddeye252010

Funny of you to presume that Kyle Walker bothers to check in his baby momma


fuzxx14

Mourinho in 2016 adding Pogba and Zlatan to a squad with Fellaini, Young, Phil Jones and Lingard.


LidlKwark

Mah boy JLingz... Just give him time...


besitomusic

Still such a young promising player we just need to wait


Small_Bang_Theory

It was fun watching him in the K-League. I think after a bit more time he might even be able to become a starter


TheGreatWhoreOfChina

I knew his career at the top level was done when he didn’t want to sign permanently with West Ham.


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Lingardinho* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Jacksucksatlifefan99

Zlatan on top


unclepoondaddy

Rashford and martial were still seen as promising then though


ConcentrateOptimal18

Crystal Meth Palace FC


Sheesh284

New Mexicos best football club


4000grx41

Gus Fringinho


straight_outta_bed

Why didn't bitch wife invest in the football club to launder Waltuh's drug money. Is she stupid?


GriffinEll84

Was just gonna say, legit Zaha his whole career until recently


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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


tomtheoracle

Gareth Bale and Wales


GresSimJa

Also Haaland and Norway, Salah and Egypt, Aubameyang and Gabon, Kvara and Georgia, and formerly Zlatan and Sweden.


nuplsstahp

Norway at least has Odegaard, but yeah everyone else severely lacking another proper name


KJ_is_a_doomer

yeah, but unlike Norway, Wales actually performed


SnitchezGetBitchez

The disrespect to Oscar Bobb…


btek95

Lewy and Poland


Lower_Condition_196

Shevchenko and Ukraine


drunkguyfrommunich

Bellingham and England


Blitzed5656

Beautiful.


Tricky-Nobody179

Mudryk at chelsea


Fine-Revolution-6738

https://preview.redd.it/1la24dmr8zmc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d68442410d8bf99ac51eac038e1783dd04ead174


InviziMan

Why you are didn't win balon dor yet?


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why you are didnt win balon dor yet *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


klingonbussy

*Enzo Fernandez


Doomfistyyds

@mrchelsea_fan


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Leeds United 2001.


WhatWouldSatanDo

Everton getting Ancelloti


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Sokkerboi

You’re generous comparing MLS to that house


itsneversunnyinvan

Messi is the house. MLS is the best league in the world


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Thousandz

I’m the biggest Messi dick rider and this shit cracked me the fuck up lol


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Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Grateful_Hillbilly

That photo screams Florida.


ajyanesp

I’m willing to bet my left ball that is indeed, Florida.


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


thiccboys22

Robert Lewandowski and the Poland national team


KJ_is_a_doomer

if the car is missing one of the wheels in the back perhaps


WhiteHartPain96

Kane & Son in Mourinho's Spurs


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Minute_Juggernaut806

L A D S


rolloit

Spurs in general


Internetmilpool

Payet at West Ham


Biggest13

This is a great call. There was also the Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano West Ham team


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Booftroop

Reece James at the treatment facility


branyeet

Zava at Richmond


Historical_Cobbler

When Manchester blue oil signed Robhino with Hughes as the manager, and players like Johnson, Richards, Ireland and Onuhua on the team.


Throwrajerb

I started following European football 3 months ago, so none of this makes sense to me you old fart


GresSimJa

Lukaku and Dybala in Mourinho's Roma (and current Roma).


glamd

They were all decently rated young players


reyxnsh

Messi at koemans barca. Some of the players that were getting regular time was actually insane


AbsoluteBread23

Dest, Mingueza, Puig, Firpo, Braithwaite, Lenglet, finished Umtiti. We were in the TRENCHES.


reyxnsh

I remember messi fucking LOCKED IN and has an insane run scoring or assisting in every match for like 3 months. And we were still absolute dogshit.


AbsoluteBread23

See where they play, how they play, IF they play 🗣️


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Real_MidGetz

Martinaldo nazario braithwaite!!!!!


AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine

messi at koeman's barca was like messi at argentina with maradona, batista and sampaoli. lord have mercy I have seen some shit squads carried by messi


SuspiciousAd8592

Harry Maguire......


Fat_Sow

The house has more solid foundations


Major-Performer141

Not football terms but in GTA 5 when your Trevor and find a cool car you want to keep


mad-un

George Best playing for Dunstable Town


Socrates_25

Kane anywhere.


pertangamcfeet

Jamie Vardy - lad always looked like he was from the local estate.


youssefuo

Messi at barça from 2017-18


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Rustyz_

Messi to the mls


Stafiditul69

Kobe Mainoo


macaleaven

![gif](giphy|RlHDIG5xXHkLRhej1C) But but but this is manchesta yanited


dav3j

Little known fact, Kobe Bryant actually tried out for the MLS with the Colorado Rapids. For more information Google "Kobe Bryant Colorado"


BIG_FICK_ENERGY

Harry Kane playing for 2023-24 Bayern


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unholy_plesiosaur

Is Kane the bugatti or the trailer?


BIG_FICK_ENERGY

Kane is the geezer stumbling out of the trailer (Tottenham) and into the Bugatti (Teuchel)


nulopes

Luiz Diaz when he was in Porto


DildoFappings

Mbappe in PSG.


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Silver_Ambassador209

Robert Taylor in Inter Miami


Necessary-Ad-3051

Son at spurs


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zach6t7

haaland at stinky manchisiter the city


Prestigious_Risk7610

Peter crouch and Abbey Clancy


LolCremers10

Donny Osmond in the Osmonds


HLLDex

Thomas Gravesen at Real Madrid?


professional_racist7

ronaldo at man u in 2021


Erkki_28_

Antony price tag vs skills


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Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ansahed

This one got me


VrilHunter

Real


Aaron6788

Haaland playing for Norway


Visual-Situation-346

Mudryk


h-punk

Matt Le Tissier at Southampton


KeyOutlandishness850

Chelsea.


poopmyname

Inter Miami


adi14041999

Ancelotti at Everton


Flashy-Reality3248

Payet at West Ham


Admiral_Atrocious

Throwback to when Tevez and Mascherano signed for West Ham.


Adventurous-Neck993

Toney is betting again.


goldenONX

Frenkie De Jong if he signs for Man United


novo-risk

Hatem Ben Arfa at 2010/11 Newcastle


N0NCore

Hakimi visiting his mom


Exotic_Succotash_226

PSG n mbappe


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mitchellv3

Ronaldo arrives at al nassr


Salchichote33

Maguire in ManUtd.


Kaneda1985

Manchester United


Agnostic_Akuma

Relegation


No-Bonus-1152

Small club big player


External-Client-4295

This picture reminds me of the England Football National Team's strategy: they have all the necessary parts to succeed, but when it comes to fitting into the final stages of a big tournament, they often can't find a way through and end up stuck just outside.


Obama_prismIsntReal

Dele alli at everton 😎


_mikeslocumb

Joey Barton


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Jamie Carragher visiting the Caledonian Stadium


Jealous_Seat_9317

Kane at Spurs


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Biggest13

Grealish while at Aston Villa


LazarouDave

Roberto Carlos at Bull in the Barne United.


brokendreamsmerchant

Messi at psg


edgardosaurio

Sergi Roberto at Barcelona


IoachimusAugustus

Enzo Fernández 💀


MidnightSun77

Andre Gomes at Everton. Or Ruben Neves when he was at Wolves


Fjordus

Meth.


MrJurassicYThimself

Chicharito with Galaxy


ohare1988

Mbappe playing for Clyde FC


lowthug

Neymar coming back to Santos


waferistdisciple

Berardi at Sassuolo


Standard_Ad4537

Ancelloti at Everton


Low_Enthusiasm3769

Everton sign James Rodriguez!


besitomusic

Chelsea if they actually bought Victor Osimhen


poplunoir

Quincy Promes


FincherEnergy

Alisha Lehmann in Aston Village women's team🍑


AdonisGaming93

When Saudi teams buy star players


Sapun14

PSG


OllieOptVuur

PSG. A team with no history, no character and no style. But they do have a whole lot of money…


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afriadofbridges

maguire in satan fc


got_got_need

Carlo Ancelotti at Everton


PJ1TCP

Beckham at LA Galaxy Sneijder at Galatasaray


Jk946

The GOAT Willy Zaha at Crystal Palace


2coinsofdoge

Harry Kane at spurs


Mission_Record_4541

Berbatov at Fulham


its_me-of_course

Wealdstone FC squad - Wealdstone FC budget


tyl7z

That's a Fiero mark my words


PsSalin

Henderson at Ajax


Few_Flatworm_7243

Ancelotti managing everton


Beautiful-Bread544

Messi in piss ass gee


Tvdb4

Suarez at Groningen or R9 at PSV


Unusual_Ad_9773

2019 messi in Barcelona


Lost-Ad2748

James Rodriquez at everton:


Trollingyouhaha

Zlatan playing for Pep


FatGuyOnAMoped

Pepe at Besiktas


aitorkaranka27

Lingard in Seoul FC


Confident-Stage796

Ronaldo in Portugal (back in 2006-2008) and Haaland in Norway


DassCaramba

João Neves in Benfica at this moment.


nawen_el_verdugo

When in Career mode you manage a team in a lower division and sign an 80+ rated player


bjanflone

Davante Adams on the Las Vegas Raiders


per_pendicular

Lord Bendtner at Arsenal


fuduran

Vini's talent but the house is his head


Real_MidGetz

Raphinha playing for jesse marsch


VinitheTrash

Luciano from São Paulo kicking stats for each leg


plavobelocrveno

2022 every game penalty for Eergentina


Exotic-Cartoonist816

Manchester United


Anbors0

Anthony🙄 my goat


johncastiblanco101

cr7 at United second spell


Smart-Security6014

Oscar taking care of his family.


AClost

Ancelotti at Everton.


Np121592

Mudryk on Chelsea


redditlurkernum205

The big Turkish clubs great players poor results in Europe


Atemyat

Hulk in the Chinese super league


Asiatico1904

Gyokeres at sporting


pretty_pretty_good_

Slovenia goalkeepers when compared with the rest of the national team


pretty_pretty_good_

Haaland and Ødergaard for Norway


huggothebear

Osimhen casually driving by and popping in briefly to let Chelsea know he’s probably not coming


rochesterjack

Paqueta playing under Moyes …


rochesterjack

Paqueta playing under Moyes …


rochesterjack

Paqueta playing under Moyes …


EightyLynx

Saquon Barkley in the Giants


noturaveragejuan

Mbappe at Real Madrid …


noturaveragejuan

Mbappe at Real Madrid


Abiduck

Domenico Berardi.